#*notmb

[mossyseashells]

i better notmbe

[hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow]

His favorite pizza is venison pizza(may notmbe canon anymore bit ice saidnin a livestream)

Alastor's list of likes from the wiki states he likes playing pranks, so, since its April Fools today just imagine:

Alastor changing every single digital device to play jazz music.

Pickpocketing random things and not giving them back until they give up on searching.

Hiding behind people to see how long it is until they notice.

Painting Lucifer's ducks pink.

Post-its all around the hotel with ridiculous threats written in glitter gel pen.

Stealing Lucifer's hat when he leaves it aside and just wearing it until he notices.

Replacing Lucifer's overly sweet coffee/tea with raw unsweetened coffee/tea and see what face he makes.

Placing the most random/cursed pictures in front of every Vox spy camera he can find.

Prank calls.

Changing the order of things in the bar/kitchen/someone's room/etc.

Randomly shouting dad jokes (Lucifer joined this one, it's now become a competition).

Sticking post-its with jokes in the back of people, Lucifer and Vaggie were too short for this one, both noticed easily when he had to bend 90 degrees to try.

Doodles of the residents all around the hotel, some more wholesome than others.

Pray that if you left your phone unlocked over the table, Alastor didn't see it before you realized.

Glitter, he hates it, but it's not him who's going to be covered in it anyway.

Prank wars woth anyone who gets sick of him after a while.

Purposefully mixing up names.

Stealing Lucifer's staff.

Hiding in Rosie's house making little sounds until she finds him.

Feel free to add more btw.

[rafikecoyote]

We need to find a peaceful way to resolve this.

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

i feel like i should rewatch ofmd, or at least the last couple episodes, because i think i missed some stuff due to being deliriously exhausted when i first watched

[rafikecoyote]

Xu Shang-Chi & Katy Chen

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Yoon Jisu x Jung Jaeheon

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Kiss of the Dragon 2001

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# Kim In‑nam & Yui

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He came here to be with me. That was the only reason.

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