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little-mouse-adventures · 6 months

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If I were Domovoi Butler, and I had very recently woken up on the kitchen floor because my twelve-year-old boss tricked me into drinking drugged champagne after a siege (by technologically advanced enemies) of the manor I was in charge of protecting had resulted in myself very nearly dying and my baby sister being in imminent danger of death by giant monster, and after we had successfully released the sentient alien creature (from a race that could easily go invisible) that we had kidnapped (and committed psychological torture on) in exchange for a large chunk of money, and I heard movement from an unknown entity upstairs while my sister was still unconscious and my boss was talking about Santa Clause of all things, and then my boss waved my concerns away, I would simply quit immediately.

#artemis fowl #domovoi butler #like... the end of book 1 from butler's perspective is fucking WILD #props to the man for not actually putting his gun away until he did see (and presumably confirmed the identity of) Angeline Fowl #but like... what a fuckin day y'know?#an hour ago he'd debated strangling artemis and now the kids like 'oh no it's fine that there's random movement upstairs after we've #-- pissed of an entire society and stole their money and threatened to expose them and kidnapped their staff and angered their commander an #-- know they can hack our computers AND go invisible AND sent in a scout we weren't aware of AND nearly killed you and your sister!'#i would have Lost My Shit

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