Just me yelling into the void, having a good time. Somewhere around 30, Canadian.
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When the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger and the mask slips, it's great.
But when the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger, and the mask DOESN'T slip.
Because they understand they need to be calm and unflappable now more than ever; if it protects them, it will certainly protect the person they care about. So their voice doesn't waver, their hands don't shake. They don't panic. From the outside looking in, they're as calm as could be. They handle it.
But after it's over-when the person they care about is safe, and the unflappable character is alone-they completely shatter. Gasping breaths, sobs, barely holding it together because someone they love almost DIED, and it was far, far too close for comfort.
(Optional: Character that they care about finds them in this state and comforts them.)
#Whump#YES thats the good shit#Also: if the person they care about BELIEVES THE CHARADE#They’re in danger and the person they THOUGHT cared about them is so calm?#Doesn’t seem worried at all and casually goes along with whatever is happening#Are they actually bothered at all that the other is in danger?#So they go their separate ways afterwards - the captured one beyond hurt#Especially since the person who supposedly cares for them doesn’t even try and keep them#Whereas Calm Character lets them go knowing full well they’re about to break down#And doesn’t want the other to see them like that
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read goblin emperor in like a day and it made me cry multiple times. maia my best boy.
#The goblin emperor#boy went from ‘has no friends because he’s terrified of everyone’#to ‘has no friends because everyone is terrified of HIM’ real quick#and he doesn’t know how to handle it!!#He’s just trying his best to be a good person#and everyone around him says he’s being the wrong kind of good to the wrong kind of people#your older sister? She exists to marry for your benefit wym you’re sending her to school#the families of those who died in service to your father? Why should you care about them?#The poor (who you’ve never met) in a city far away (that you’ve never been to) should benefi-#- from your decision rather than any of the powerful entities bringing this matter to you?#why would you do that? Don’t you know you’ll never go there and never meet them?#And through it all Maia says ‘I know. I know I’ll never meet them. And the families may not want me there.#and my sister may not want to talk to me. But it doesn’t matter.#being kind matters even if no one praises you for it.#and I will be kind and I will do good - to the best of my ability- and I hope that will help even one#person who deserves help the way I deserved it and never received it.’#Maia drazhar the bridge builder emperor of all time
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Not writing a fanfic nobody asked for but writing fanfic for yourself and that one other person who is equally insane about the idea
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“when you find the right person you’ll change your mind about having kids” WRONG 👎❌ the right person doesn’t want kids either
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me reading the tags people put in my notifications

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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time
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Another portraits challenge batch
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me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence
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your story doesn’t have to make sense right now. neither do you. just put a guy on a horse and make him sad.
#Working on it!#Got one more WIP I want to finish and a bit more research I want to do#Then it’s Cowboy Butler time!!!
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How long has it been since I last drew Julius looking tired and tortured? Too long, way too long
#Artemis fowl#art#Julius root#Val this is SUCH a good look for him#(tired and worn down and wondering if he can sneak a drink while at work cause he’s worrying so much)#LOVE seeing Root on my dash - especially when he looks tired and tortured
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“Untitled” (2014) by Nguyễn Hoàng Nam ☀ Child in purple áo dài claims her persimmon kingdom
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Im about to go into a shelter to clean a bathroom when someone on a mini Segway comes out of it. I go in, notice tge tracks but no footprints, which implies that she used the bathroom while on the Segway.
I get out, check the trash. One of the camp counselors says:
"Did I just see someone use the bathroom while on a Segway?"
Me: "looks it. Its not the weirdest thing I've seen in the parks, but it might make my top 20."
Counselor: "i think the weirdest thing I've seen is the sasquatch."
Me: -pause- "you cant just mention that to me and not tell me about the sasquatch."
Counselor: "oh it was a guy in a costume, they were making a film or something. But we were out here and we watched a dude in full squatch get into a Nissan Ultima and drive off."
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that
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