#--; i thought i'd obsess more over this

[lookinghalfacorpse]

the amount of random ppl i have blocked in this fandom just because they act weirdly superior about their headcanons

[romance-rambles]

caleb: *exists*

me: i love xavier i love xavier i love xavier i love xavier i love xavier i love xavier i loVE XAVIER DAMMIT STAY AWAY FROM ME

[kuningatar]

nine people i'd like to get to know better

i got tagged by @ravensfreckles thanks 💖

last song: 闇に降る奇跡 by d'espairsray

favorite color: black (and yellow and green and pink)

currently watching: does rewatching old UNHhhh episodes on youtube count? i really haven't been watching anything in a while

last movie/show: killing of the flower moon (it was great!!)

spicy/savory/sweet: it kinda rotates but mostly sweet

current obsession: this stupid mobile game called whiteout survival

last thing you googled: killing of the flower moon (i wanted to make sure i got the name right)

tagging: @raylangivins @arcreactored @faronnorth @acorrespondence @vinylchemist

[strawburbur]

wym arthur morgan is dead and not real, we're engaged and we're now cuddling after tending to our cattle

[noelashe]

Both 27 year olds in wh go crazy age regressing Charlie in a more physical manner (literal 10yr old body and for example her penchant for plushie-collecting) Ashe it just happens to him tragically mostly when talking to Noel it's not his fault he happens to trigger the most vulnerable emotions in Ashe on accident every single time (sorry i mentioned them once but then i went off about them in tags.) Charlie and Ashe parallels are so intriguing for real. Something is wrong with you guys

[thesearchforbluejello]

This has absolutely been discussed many times but I am once again losing it over the fact that "Rogue One" as a name is making sound out of silence.

It's formed as a last minute, emergency name for the shuttle, for the people aboard, for the mission when Bodhi says it; it has no precedent, nothing that came before it for that name to be used. But when Bodhi says it, it exists.

It both takes advantage of and retcons the Rogue Squadron we've seen before in the original trilogy, where there was no Rogue One. But there is now, because Bodhi said it.

Jyn's name, Cassian's name, K's name, Chirrut's name, Baze's name, Bodhi's name, every one of the rebels that are on the shuttle... none of them come up again in the things that temporally follow. Yes, those pieces of media were created before this film, but in the world of the story, they come after, and it becomes a remarkable silence.

Rogue One as the team that took Scarif and stole the Death Star plans exists as Rogue One because Bodhi pulls that name out of silence, out of nothing that preceded it. "Rogue One?! There is no Rogue One!" "Well, there is now." And after Scarif, there is no Rogue One again. It existed only for what it accomplished.

On a meta level, that's exactly what the film does as well-- it tells a story that was only a handful of vague lines before, draws it out of the lacunae and places itself where it belonged to tell a story that was restrained by the shape of the narrative that came before it and was unavoidably wrapped around it. It's the quintessential "doomed by the narrative."

There's also the fact that Jyn's theme is built around dies irae and reflexively creates a reference to her in parts of A New Hope and also makes the score tell you that she's doomed by the narrative to die but I've screamed enough already.

[airenyah]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌 🥰🥰

Hi dear @airenyah! I miss your Sana Bakkoush header but will recognize your BBS icon and your kind online voice anywhere! 😍 Accompanying this Ask with good wishes for a beautiful springtime day, to one of the nicest people I know who also has a kind and generous heart! 💖

awwwww that's such a sweet thing of you to say 🥺🥺🥺

i saw this ask first thing in the morning after i woke up and it had me all kinds of 🥰🥰🥰

i too miss my sana bakkoush header (she looks so cute in that shot)!! usually i'd just change my icon but this is the first time since i've made this blog a decade ago that i can't change my icon over my header, because otherwise @ranchthoughts and i wouldn't have matching icons anymore and that thought hurts me more than saying goodbye to sana after 7 years 😔💔

[seamayweed]

Seon-ho wears the same outfit when he asks Hwi to accompany him to the hunt as a chaser and when he stands on top of the city wall:

Anyone who's familiar with my color meta will know that I think the white/cream color symbolizes innocence. This is interesting since the scene where he stands on the city wall, talking down to Hwi and denigrating him, is one of his harshest moments, estranging him from both Hwi and the viewers. He appears as the cold noble who tramples on the weak, the kind of noble he and Hwi have always loathed.

But the white/cream color of his clothes tells a very different story! I think it's the show's way of giving us, the viewers, a hint to the fact that he does not mean any of the cruel words he says. And I think him wearing the same outfit is a deliberate choice by the show creators too, telling us that he's still the same boy underneath the act he puts on.

[nerdierholler]

Finished Red, White, and Royal Blue last night and that really hit the spot. My brain has been a hot mess of tired and worn out it was the escapist fluff I needed but wasn't expecting from that specific book. I knew it would be fluffy drama romance and all that, I just didn't expect for it to connect with my brain in that way. Can't pin point why it clicked so well but I'm glad that it did.

[bookwyrminspiration]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh I love the new hair!! It is. So perfect. The colours are just. Mwah 😙🤌

Also, what is ayyám-i-há? You and your followers keep mentioning it an I am super curious

Hope you're having a great time!

-Heathen

Heathen! Hello! Thank you very much, I love the color combo--green is my favorite, and pink just goes so well with it. And also goes on better on bleached hair than like a blue or something (the blue I have has a tendency to turn green when put on top of yellow hair, because. you know. colors). I greatly appreciate the compliments :)

And ayyám-i-há is a baha'i holiday currently happening! Started on the 25th and lasts until tomorrow (march 1st) evening. I left the faith when I was 15 (that's when you go from being a junior youth to a youth, and you're no longer automatically part of it because your parents are, and instead can decide for yourself), but even though I left the faith it was a still a non-insignifcant part of my background growing up, so I like to celebrate it secularly sometimes. And this year I invited other people to do a little something with me if they felt like it

I explained it more here and here, but basically it's a time of generosity, community, and giving gifts. So I'm going to do a few little doodles to give to some mutuals (you're one of them), I've just been busy so they'll be a little last minute.

That's what it is! the faith is very open to other people so I figured I'd extend the offer to celebrate because it's a faith not many people know about and could be a chance to 1. have fun and support each other and 2. learn a little about another religion/background!

I'm doing pretty good, so I hope you're doing good as well!

[astrxealis]

thinkin abt parallels between my FAVES from DIFF FANDOMS (i mean lucisan and wolgraha)

[abutterflyobsession]

it's such a stupid world where I'm afraid to go shopping or walk in the park because I'm potentially contagious but I've had to go into work every day regardless

[birdmenmanga]

urrghgh... getting a stomach ache... what if people think my trailer is lame -_-

[llimerrence]

So, quick review of wish.

spoiler free review: i rate it a 6/10. worth a watch. not a rewatch. soundtrack do be bomb. and i kinda wanna take the star concept art and make an oc off it. The main take away from the movie: stop filling your movies with nothing but easter eggs.

It was just a snow white retelling. Music good. A lot of awkward lines in the beginning, it got better once asha and magnifico were like clear enemies. music so good. too many references and easter eggs to the point where it was distracting and took away from the concept. like i was actively rolling my eyes because it wasnt fun to find them anymore by like minute 20. it was just more and more and more--like the little time table for animation in her drawings? cute! him saying "mirror mirror on the wall" obnoxious! no seriously, that was just a snow white retelling wtf. it would've probably been better recieved if they branded it as such tbh. like a new age snow white retelling. what if instead of internal looks we judged ourselves based on our internal goals. wow. edgy. neat. cool. fun. 2023 re-dos of potentionally problematic stories in a new lens (kinda like the mean girl movie from my understanding)

felt like someone took the storyboards of tangled, frozen, moana and snow white and just rearanged them to make the story? Like, there were so many exact scenes from those movies. Moana copies mostly.

anyway, asha is a terrible protag and never realized she was actively being selfish. she didn't grow at all in the movie. and magnifico was a terrible villian until he was taken over by the dark magic and became the next magic mirror. seriously, i cant tell if that was supposed to just be a (not)clever nod or part of the lore??? like does that change the lore of snow white?? is the evil queen only evil because she is being like controlled by the dark magic like magnifico was???? Like it attached to that dark part of her?? is that what this movie is saying?????????

also, fucking wild that the DISNEY movie was like "no, there is no coming back. there is NO happy ending." like wtf dude what was thaaaaaaat they trapped him in the mirror ??? ABEULA DIDNT EVEN GET TOLD TO FUCK OFF BUT MAGNIFICO GOT GLASSED FOR EVER???

[judicent]

What the ever-loving fuck am I ever saying to anyone?

Because whatever the hell it is, I sure as shit don't mean it.

[lina-lovebug]

I'd Fight The Devil

Alastor x fem! reader

Background: (Y/N) is the elder Morningstar, and wants to fix her relationship with her dad. But her dad hates her boyfriend.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 - Finale

Allusions to sex, actual sex, angel being angel, and cannibalism

_____

Angel spit out his drink, "You're with Alastor?!"

"Yeah, thoughts?"

"And prayers, girl," Angel could never imagine a sweet girl like (Y/N) getting it on with the Radio Demon himself.

But everyone has their kinks, he supposed.

Alastor manifested behind her, and she immediately felt his presence. Pressing herself against him, he leaned into her warmth and kept his arms around her shoulders.

"How was your day, mon amour?"

"It'll be even better," She trailed off, turning around to face him, "when we meet my dad for dinner."

Silence.

And not even radio silence.

"Not to be rash, but I'm sure your father would sooner see my head on a pike than on my body," Alastor adored the fact that she was mending their bond, even more so when Lucifer makes the effort.

But announcing their relationship to him?

He could see it ending in flames.

"I know you two don't get along, but I thought a nice dinner might smooth things over."

"And if he disapproves of us?" He lifted her head upwards with his finger, bemused as to what her answer may be.

"Then he'll have to get used to it," (Y/N) replied, sending a shiver of excitement up his spine.

Only a feeling that the she-devil he was utterly obsessed with could provide.

"Ugh, can you guys go fuck somewhere else?" Angel said, "or at all? I can't imagine going a lifetime without dick."

Alastors eye twitch, "now that's our business, isn't it?"

"Okay, okay," Charlie spoke up, "you guys go get ready."

Charlie couldn't help but notice the change in Alastor. It had only been a few months, but being in her sisters presence alone has made him kind. Sure, the both of them would skin someone alive over an insult, but Alastor would rip out his own eyes if (Y/N) asked.

A perfect match.

(Y/N) dawned a black dress with a pearl necklace that Alastor bought for her. Well, she thinks he bought it but he actually stole it off of a fresh kill.

How sweet.

"Pumpkin! Oh look at you! You're as radiant as ever!" Lucifer fawned over his daughter as they made it to the restaurant, making it a point to ignore the red demon behind her.

"Catching strays?" Lucifer gestured to him.

"Lovely to see you again," Alastor retorted.

"Dad, why don't we go inside? And Alastor will be joining us," now, Lucifer didn't forget what he said. He recognized that the fearsome deer demon had the intention of claiming Princess (Y/N) as his own, but did his daughter return such feelings?

Honestly, Lucifer feared that.

Not it being Alastor persay, but his little girls being hurt.

He knew how awful it felt to go through the divorce with Lilith, and then her disappearance.

He didn't ever want his daughters to feel that way.

"So, Alastor, what do you do again?"

"I have a radio broadcast. Your daughter has actually helped me repair the studio after the attack," He laid his land on hers.

And Lucifer picked up Alastors hand.

And placed it away from hers.

"Uh, dad-"

"Look, if you two are fucking, don't tell me."

"Dad!" Her face burned red, "we aren't-that's not. . .I love Alastor, and he loves me. I want you to accept us both."

"Love? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pumpkin, I don't think-"

"I'm not a little kid," She interrupted, "I'm a grown woman, and I'm able to make my own decisions. I want to be with Alastor because I love him. You may not think I know what love is, but I know it's what I feel with Alastor."

That's when he saw it.

That look.

Whilst (Y/N) was defending herself, defending their love, Alastor looked at her. Only her. And it was like he was staring at the nebula itself, seeing all its beauty in the Heir of Hell. His smile faltered, closing his mouth, and his eyes softened.

It's the same look that he used to give Lilith.

"If I ever hear that you've made her cry, or even laid a single hand upon her," Lucifer stared him down, "I'll make you disappear."

"A man true to his word. Looks like we have something in common," Alastor agreed, his hand back on hers. She gave him a smile, one that reminded him of Lilith.

The rest of dinner went off without any incidents. The small jab here and there, but no one died, and no one was stabbed. Lucifer learned more about his daughters business and how she lit up talking about it.

"You hardly ate, Alastor. Is something wrong?" (Y/N) asked when her father went to the restroom.

"Oh no, my dear. Just hungry for something else, is all," His eyes raked up her form, earning a cough from the she-devil.

Honestly, she didn't know where he was on his spectrum. She was fine never even being intimate, so long as he was happy, but this spark in his eyes lit a fire within her.

"O-oh. . .are you sure?" Believe it or not, (Y/N) had only had sex twice and both times she'd call it lackluster.

"I don't want you to force yourself if you don't want to," oh how innocent she was. Honestly, Alastor assumed he was aroace before he met the she-devil. Her ferocity - her chaos in fights, her genuine kindness, and her soul - itself brought out that spark.

There are moments where the carnal desire needs to be satisfied.

"Mon cher, I'd never ask if I didn't mean it."

That look, it made her softly gasp.

"Alast-"

"Ew."

Right.

Lucifer.

He showed up from his restroom break and found the pair giving eachother "fuck me" eyes.

"Could I eat my dinner without you groping my child?" Lucifer hissed, despite Alastor only touching her hand.

He blinked, thinking how he's never even groped a woman.

"Maybe."

Sick bastard.

_ _ _ ☆ _ _ _

"Fuck! Alastor!"

(Y/N) had never cum before, so Alastor being her first to ever do so and smiling away at her quivering legs made it so much better.

"Oh fuck. . ." She moaned weakly, his tongue slithering in and out of her to lick up every last drop.

"Al. . ." She was breathless, staring at his strained member. Reaching up to unzip his pants, he tutted as he grabbed her wrist.

"Al?"

"It's about you. Don't worry about me, amour," He purred, kissing the bite marks on her thighs.

"But you-"

Before she could detest further, wishing to satisfy him, the door opened.

"Oh my God, they were right! Alastor, you sly dog," Angel Dust was at the door, and Alastor quickly covered his beloveds' body with the covers before his horns started to grow and his back stretched.

"I'm going to kill you."

"Not before you make love to me, you're not," still in his demonic form, (Y/N) blew a gust of wind to slam the door shut.

Her body displayed on the bed, Alastor agreed.

"And stay in that form. It suits you."