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[pleasantspark]

Rodimus: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Kup: Okay, but what is updog?

Swerve: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Rung: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Rose: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Whirl: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Rodimus: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Rung: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Swerve: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Kup: What’s a henway??

Rodimus: Oh, about five pounds.

[i-eat-cars-and-berriesss]

Hello, welcome to my blog! My name is primarily KD, but I also go by Kaciro. I'm an Indo-Caribbean, who is straying from labels rn but I identify as a bisexual. Somewhere, somewhere I'm on the ace spectrum. I'm here and I have sporadic, chaotic interests. I love my dog, that is the first thing you oughta know about me!!! Oh, and sometimes I touch on my culture and roots. Everyone probably knows me for my unhinged, decent posts + incorrect quotes but I'll try to keep this more generalized. but you def will catch me straying into specific fandoms (like Disney). 💫 Pronouns: She/Them but Fae/Faer will do too. 🍄 My Carrd (finally!!!) 🍁 I have tons of things that I’m associated with as a multifandom lover. I have improved this blog from before/can interact better, so I'm proud of that. ALSO, Send me asks for fun lmao

(Btw I love the color blue💕💕, if you can, ask why)

🚶🏽‍♀️👈Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos if you are a (DNI List):

Dream stan

Boyfriends stan

Homophobe, transphobe, biphobe, panphobe, aphobe, or lesbophobe (or queerphobe in general!!)

A terf

Truscum/transmed

Racist

Pro-endosystem

Pedo/MAP

Xenophobe/don't support xenogenders and neopronouns

Anti-religious/have prejudice against any religions

Pro-religion/obsessed with it

Sexist (misogynist/support misandry)

Ableist

⚡️Fandoms⚡️:

FNAF (yes, the entire franchise)

Bendy & the Ink Machine (my childhood!)

Incorrect quotes (is that a fandom? idk)

Classical and modern literature

TF2 (im a gaymer)

Mandela Catalogue

The fandom of "Liking fictional and irl people (Con O’Neill, Henry Cavill, and Peter Steele)" (not really romantic)

PoTO

MXTX/Danmei

Baki the Grappler

Ancient Greek Mythology

TSOA

AHKJ/Madagascar

Horseland

Bluey

PJO

Nimona

Warriors (Erin Hunter)

HTF

LotR (Tolkien's writing in general actually)

OFMD (out of that era but relevant?)?

Aesthetics/Stimboards

Dnd/Fantasy

JJBA (part 3)

MTV Downtown

Hatfield & McCoys

Encanto (2021)

Bollywood (my heritage, bby)

Fanfiction (mine mostly)

Dead Dove fics/very angsty fics

Memes

Disorganization of Shrek!! (he is love he is life, he is everything)

Some opinions

Mostly shitposting and reblogging

Rambling

✨Occasional fandoms that are not a main focus✨:

Paleontology

AoT

Courage the Cowardly Dog

TWD

WoF (Tui Sutherland's works)

Avatar: the Last Airbender

Avatar (James Cameron)

DHMIS

TMA

Marvel & DC

Winx Club

King of the Hill

Clone High

Rivals of Aether (Lovers of Aether)

MLP

Miraculous Ladybug

Xenofiction (Ice Age, The Lion King 1994-ish stuff)

Genshin Impact

Writing (my own writing, sometimes horribly-made smut)

Sally Face

Animals (dogs specifically)

Star Wars

South Park

WwdiD

DoaWK

Rick and Morty

Lemon Demon

Vivziepop’s series (sometimes, i used to be huge fan)

Tokyo Revengers (eh)

Always Sunny in Philadelphia 

House of Wax/Slashers

Night in the Woods

Bojack Horseman

Monster Prom

💦Who I would simp for (if I can admit) :

Lan WangJi from Mo Dao Zu Shi

Sauron from Tolkien's Works

Asterius from Hades (2018)

Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death

Red Guy from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Zeke Yeager from Attack on Titan

Gabriel from The Mandela Catalogue

Kakyoin Noriaki from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures: Stardust Crusaders

Kaeya Alberich from Genshin Impact

Lisa from Genshin Impact

Glamrock Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's: SB

Godrick the Grafted from Elden Ring

Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Miguel O'Hara (Spider-man)

🍪Comfort Characters:

Simba from the Lion King

Ballister Boldheart from Nimona

Mort Mordecai from Madagascar

Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's

ahhh, this is crigne but know that LWJ 🐰 and Sauron 🌋 came before any other of my blorbos lol. i do write time to time, so read those snippets on my ao3! now enjoy yourself, running thru my blog! enjoy this bullshitery and have a good day!

Also, new and better ao3 account with my Hae~ and pinterest and twitter 🌸

Update: keeping to myself to finish fanfic projects I’ve started. I've been simping real hard for a stoner, so I may be a furry... sorry not sorry about liking the freaky bastard Godrick tho. also getting back into reading and picked up danmei. Good luck to me.

[pleasantspark]

Rodimus: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Swerve: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Rodimus: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Kup: Actually I did the math, Swerve would have $225, not $0.15.

Swerve: Fam I’m right here....

Rung: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Rodimus: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Rung: Sorry I only have a dollar

Rodimus: :(

Kup: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Swerve would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Rung: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Kup: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Rose: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Swerve: Apply juice to what

Whirl: Directly to the forehead

Kup: Great chat everyone

[pleasantspark]

Rung: Just be yourself.

Kup: 'Be myself'? Rung, I have one day to win Rose over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Rodimus: Couple weeks.

Swerve: Six months.

Whirl: Jury’s still out.

Kup: See, Rung?

Kup: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[pleasantspark]

*The squad right before Rose's wedding*

Kup: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Swerve: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Rung: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Whirl: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Rodimus, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

[pleasantspark]

Rodimus: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Kup: Nope, absolutely not.

Rung: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Swerve: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Rose: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Whirl: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[pleasantspark]

*The squad is over at Rodimus's house*

Kup: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Rodimus: ... N-No...

Rodimus, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Kup, motioning to his kitchen: Three, I thought!

Swerve: I see a-

Rodimus, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Kup: Oh, well I-

Rodimus: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Rodimus, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Rung: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Rose: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Rodimus: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Rodimus: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Rodimus, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Rodimus: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Whirl, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Rodimus:

Kup: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Rodimus:

Rodimus, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[pleasantspark]

Rodimus: Croissants: dropped

Kup: Road: works ahead

Swerve: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Rung: Shavacado: fre

Rose: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Whirl:

Whirl, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

[pleasantspark]

Whirl: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Rose: >:O language

Swerve: Yeah watch your fucking language

Rodimus: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SWERVE THE FUCK WORD?

Kup: 'The fuck word'.

Rung: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Swerve: Oh my god they censored it

Rodimus: Say fuck, Rung.

Swerve: Do it, Rung. Say fuck.

[pleasantspark]

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Rodimus: Thanks fam!

Kup: oh no

Swerve: *cries* I love you too

Rose: Sounds fake but okay

Rung: *A flustered mess*

Whirl: can i get a refund

[pleasantspark]

Rodimus: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Swerve: Several traffic violations.

Rose: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Kup: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Rung: Also, that’s not our car.

[pleasantspark]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Rung: I can help you with it!

Kup: Yeah, sure.

Swerve: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Rodimus: lol nope.

Rose: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Whirl: *Read 5:55pm*

[pleasantspark]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Kup: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Rodimus: ...I did. I broke it.

Kup: No. No you didn't. Swerve?

Swerve: Don't look at me. Look at Rung.

Rung: What?! I didn't break it.

Swerve: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Rung: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Swerve: Suspicious.

Rung: No, it's not!

Rose: If it matters, probably not, but Whirl was the last one to use it.

Whirl: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Rose: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Whirl: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rose!

Rodimus: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kup.

Kup: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Rose: Kup... Swerve's been awfully quiet.

Swerve: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Kup, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Kup: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Kup:

Kup: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[pleasantspark]

Rodimus: We need to distract these guys

Kup: Leave it to me

Kup: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Swerve, Whirl, and Rose: *Immediately begin arguing*

Rung, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.