#10/10 there was a cowboy (he didnt do much but he sure was there and i love him)

[mo-ok]

Things Dynaman had:

Explosives.

A ninja AND a cowboy

Rugby????

Things Dynaman did not have:

Baseball

[echoesofadream]

5 8 10 !

5. Who is your favorite K-Pop rapper, and why?

jungkook just kidding. it used to be yoongi but I think its hoseok now. why well hes got the nicest voice and best verses, as for solo albums I like them. lyrically maybe I prefer namjoon or even yoongi but thats only one aspect, d-day was kind of a disappointment for me meanwhile jung hoseok has never not served in his life. and like as a rapper, I just love his style, hes so special. also I know it seems like im mixing up kpop and bts but im not. but fine ill choose a non bangtan rapper too.. lisa just kidding. maybe dreamcatcher dami? or soyeon

8. What's your favorite K-Pop fashion trend?

idk how to answer to this question but whatever le sserafim has going on. sorry... ummm y2k a la newjeans, XG? I know nothing but I rlly like the aesthetic of XG left right and shooting star mvs. um. .-.

10. What's your favorite K-Pop choreography, and why?

most recently unforgiven le sserafim, before that ditto new jeans and antifragile le sserafim. I dont know why

EDIT I just remembered how obsessed I was (am) with set me free pt.2 jimin choreography, it's actually an all time favorite. and bangtan ON and black swan .

EDIT 2 actually all of these that ive mentioned are choreos ive learnt to different degrees and at different times (full choreos for the three first I mentioned but only chorus (and post chorus for smf pt.2 although that part was so fast that I didnt really learn it in full speed).

I think the first three I mentioned are my faves bc they are so satisfying. kind of groovy?? im so sad that I dont have the terminology to talk about this properly.. I would really like to. but unforgiven and antifragile are kinda the same vibe, antifragile choreo really fits the afro-latin/reggae genre of the song and unforgiven im not sure what the genre is but I feel like its similar, or like idk cowboy/western vibes... I just like the elements of both dances, but I dont know the names of them.

ditto I love so much... the schoolgirl upbeat dance, but with the slow tune in the background, the fast and slower elements, the dreamy vibe... clearly I dont have a lot of knowledge on dance or music I would love to learn more, im trying to, but im sorta realizing talking about things like this makes me happy so I will continue to do it but I know I am not knowledgeable at all

black swan I like because it is beautiful and heightens the song, I feel like there are elements of contemporary dance in it? and ballet. which is very fitting to the song and lyrics, and pretty and artful. ON I like because it is so powerful I guess. they have other powerful stages it's just that these were among the first one I watched, but I also feel like its a bit different from their earlier stages. the drums and the explosive chorus part. I hate when you listen to a song and it EXPLODES and then you look at the chorus and theyre barely doing anything just waving a hand or a tiny jump like no! they kinda fail at this in the last chorus because they just walk but they are forgiven because they explode with the song before that. also the dance break.

[eleanorcaldit]

Ship Tag Game!!!!

hiii I was tagged to do this fun ship game by @spookykittendetective​ thank you so much for tagging me, this was so fun!!!!

I’m bad a tagging other people because I don’t know who wants to do these but if you read this and want to do it, I tag you!

1. First Ship - Gilbert/Anne from Anne of Green Gables

invented romance and slow burn!!! My mom is from the maritimes so I grew up on Anne of Green Gables and have always been in love with them!

2. First OTP - Jonesy/Nikki from 6teen

I’m not sure i can differentiate between otp and ship but ill say these guys here. i love this bicons, they deserve the world!

3. Current fave ship - Peter/MJ from Spiderman

i love them with my entire being um yeah!!!

4. Your ship since the first minute - Would it be cheating to say Anne/Gilbert from Anne with an E

I’m saying these two as separate from aogg because it was such a different turn from their original story that I often did not prefer lol but still enjoyed and I loved their first meeting (though not as much as in the book/1985 version)

5. You wish they had been endgame - ??

this one is hard because i dont ship anything knowing its not endgame because i’m sensitive. idk im sure there are lots of ships that i wish were endgame but then I don’t really ship them lol

6. You wish they had become canon - Charles/Erik from X-men

or are they....

7. Most of the fandom hates, but you love - Sylvie/Loki from Loki

idk about most of the fandom but i see mostly hate on my dash

8. You don't even watch the show, but you ship them anyways - Those gays from Roswell, New Mexico

i watched a clip when the cowboy one took his hat off to kiss the other and then he was like phew or whatever after the kiss and i was like wow thats love

9. You wish they had a different storyline - Nikita/Michael from Nikita

i love them and I love the first season so so much i just wish they didnt spend so much time like not together especially near the end of the series idk i just wanted them to be happy

10. Fave ship that is endgame - Bella/Edward from Twilight

hello!!!!!!!!!!!

[nenastrology]

hey sorry if this is weird but do u have any animes u would absolutely recommend for people to watch? i’ve been trying (and failing) to find new stuff to get into since i’m on holiday & the way u talk about certain series/characters is so engaging so i feel like u have good taste.

oh ur so sweet!! well i have absolutely no idea what your taste is but i guess ill just say a few favorites of a bunch of different genres ok like i really do think everyone should watch gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun like literally peak of comedy in my opinion i know i talk about it a lot so idk if this is like NEW or anything but truly like any individual episode contains so much joy its very easy to watch and idk literally just makes me happier every time i watch an episode its like loving parody of a lot of shoujo tropes and all the characters are very funny and over the top!

ok wait wait im inserting this higher so everyone will notice ok ok so tho i havent seen it since i was like 15 so again take this with a bit of a grain of salt PLEASE watch baccano!! ive seen it probably like idk 8..10 times some truly ungodly number but just havent rewatched it in a while so again this is a psychic message being delivered from past me who didnt always have the best taste but like i have nothing but fond memories of baccano anyways so im just throwing this out here its like kind of mental 16 episodes (you have to watch the extra three ovas at the end its like literally the ending is there) its told wildly out of order in like 3 main time frames on a bunch of different locations with an absurd number of characters its the kind of show thats genuinely better on the second watch when things make more sense but its like about murders on a train from san francisco to new york its about immortals who all hate each other its about elixirs of immortality ending up with random people its about the mafia its about like idk a million different things but like its sooooooo fun and crazy the first episode is a bit boring but its just a crazy ride from there please everyone reading this watch baccano

showa genroku rakugo shinjuu is like ok do you want like exploration of the entirety of this one mans life and his lifelong devotion to the art of rakugo (a form of traditional japanese theatrical storytelling) and like his like crazy tragic gay past and his complicated relationships and like his tense relationship with his adopted daughter who is like the child of his dead ex beard and dead best friend and hes like kind of haunted by them and its like about relationships with art and idk truly its a lil crazy and very good imo and its only 24 episodes long im really not sure how best to sum it up but like again some heavier subject matter lots of emotions idk look up more info if it seems like ur thing it will either grab you or u might just think its kind of boring or its just absolutely not ur thing ..

honestly if ur having a hard time finding stuff to watch maybe something more episodic like cowboy bebop or samurai champloo would be fun... i havent talked about them as much but also like theyre super well known so idk if u need the pitch or anything.....

um if u really like mystery or thriller stuff you should watch monster it had me hooked so fast i watched like all 74 episodes in like a week i also really appreciated the level of like empathy and kindness in the show which was such a nice departure from so much other stuff in the genre like you can have kind episodes and deal with really painful subjects all at the same time this doesnt need to be torture but also like has some insane pacing in certain arcs and the tension will make you lose your fucking mind!! dr tenma on the run from the law to find a really evil college student!

again i have no idea what u have seen or what u like so i guess im avoiding some of the obvious ones or like i think everyone should watch utena but if ur having a hard time getting into stuff thats a terrible idea to watch utena cuz its so repetitive its really hard idk i think if u just trawl back thru my blog theres a lot of stuff i have talked about and ive talked about most of these too but theyre ones ive definitely talked about less so if ur a new follower u might not have seen idk...

[goatpaste]

god out here seein butchleopardstar talkin bout their old wc oc and i just have this urge to show my old ones ESPEcially ones i still have

also a fun lil look into my shitty old art 

angel was like my big first MAIN wc oc and she was called angelwing/angelstar and was the leader of demonclan a group of demon monster cats. she was married to a dude named devilheart (who is now a retired oc sorry devilheart) and they had kids and they all fought the forcesss off eeeeviiil. 

i still  own her and love her, my special first oc,,

Devilheart who is a now retired oc he was angelstars mate and was just a demon who was a big softy who loved his wife but had a temper for annoying people

dragonflight another member of demonclan and one of angelstars friends, he had the stupid storyline of being in love with angelstar despite her having a family and then also being in an unhappy marriage with a lady named blizzardlove

hes a retired oc

blizzardlove who was dragonflight mate and had the exact same storyline but with her being in love with devilheart.

she is oc retired now, but if i was smarter then i woulda relized she was in love with angel

brightflower (now just bright) was one of angelstar and devilhearts kids and was just a very sweet big hearted girl shes still that and loves her mom very much shes just not a cat anymore and is like her current moms story and is in lesbians with one of their evil mortal enemies pride

puretime (now just pure) was another one of angelstars kids who was just for the most part a regular cat but like a werewolf became a giant unstoppable monster on a blue moon that attacks everyone. hes very shy and nervous and scared of himself current him i still own and hes just about the same but he’s people, not related to angel and whatever but he still got scary werewolf live monsters livin in him

ghost flower was the third kid of angelstar and devilheart. she was a ghost cat demon thing and was super rowdy and i loved her a lot of the three. she was angelstars deputy.

now she retired having not been used in years

god THIs oc i didnt even remember existed until i saw her on my DA. her name is Applebabble she was apparently Puretimes daughter and has a speech impediment but the ability to copy voices.

she defiantly got retired oops lol

Envy who was the daughter of Angelstars mortal enemy Reborn but envhdsgsdk envy hated being apart of a family of evil and just wanted to be a normal good person. shes TECHNICALLY not retired i still draw her mom and sibling but i also havent drawn her in years

sinborn the first born on Reborn and favirote daughter.

she means and cruel and knows she favorite and plays to it. she steps on her sisters all the time and its a lil bastard

she was retired a long time ago,,,

Pride who was reborns (at the time son) third daughter who was just a typical scummy bastard who fell in love with angelstars daughter brightflower and is just trying to balance being super evil with being smithened by one of the sweetest lil light in the universe and pride still the same except lesbians now

reborn, the big miss bady of my childhood she was just totally evil through and through and loved to be bad and be a pain on angelstars life. now shes still angelstars mortal enemy but with homoerotic subtext

solarspark, this ugly ugly design im so sorry i did that to you apparently he was suppous to be Brightflowers son who had an obsession with know who his mystery father was i guess defiantly a retired oc

Mirrorpool, Solarsparks brother. who was a lot chiller and big ‘no care’ attitude. he loved his mother and was very sure of himself and his skills.

a retired oc that i still do love the design on. simple but cute

god plush was a stupid ass character whos whole thing was that he could stand and was in love with a gang member but in a no homo way and was defiantly homophobic

now hes just plush the guy defiantly and openly gay for the hot gang leader. and he still stands and is just a furry oc now

Nightkit, designed for a wc rp group on DA, drew her once and then forgot she existed lol

Waxwhisker, also made for that group of wc Rp stuff that i immediately forgot about. he meant to be in waterlcan

timetravler who was as his named said, is a timetravler. he would just show up around leafclan who take people on timetraveling adventures. and was V gay he would often turn these adventures into romantic gestures for handsome men.

i still own this one! idk why i felt like i couldnt let him go,,,

east who was apart of my ‘compass ocs’ he was just a fancy cat who raised his adoptive son west and hate siblings of north and west. they really jdshgds didnt have much story beyond that? idk why i made them

hes just a bunny named east now lol

then west to go along with east. he was just baby cowboy supreme.

south who was just big big meany, she was just very grumpy and violent. 

souths brother north who hh is a polar bear now and doesnt have a full up to dte ref, im workin on it lol

but got his old art and design, bad

spookyfire who was apart of my old rp friends clan Hauntedclan and they lived in an abandond mansion. she ws married to the leader lizardstar and they had maNY baby

she is retired U.U

Wickedspell, one of spookyfires many baby

she makes potions and is a lil witch

i tried to revamp her a few times over the years but yknow

things happen

Battlestar, another of spookyfires kids, leader after Lizardstar of Hauntedclan

retired character

Zerogravity anOTher one of spookyfires kiddos she was a sweet lil lady who was with a guy named Arksoul who stood by her after she learned herself incapable of kids.

retired character

wire who was the leader of my own baby version of bloodclan, known as savageclan. wire was an absolute monster who abused those around him and threaten even those he loved to get what he wanted.

his clan was located in a nearby abandoned power plant

his mate scrawnyskull left him with their kids after she realized how horrible he was.

scrawnyskull, Wires ex mate. she and her sister was a pet taken from her home by savageclan cats and raised in their terrible ways. she was later made wires mate. When scrawnyskull realized how far wire was willing to go to get what he wanted, she left behind her life in savage clan to raise her kids in a nearby clan iceclan.

now shes just a big monster lady oc who loves her babies

flora, shes scrawnyskulls daughter

thats about it, and i still have her around

phantum, scrawnyskulls son whos just a lil guy

storm, another one os scrawnyskulls kids, a stubborn lil guy

retired oc

Flare, scrawnyskulls sister who like swanyskull was taken from her home as a pet and made a member of savageclan. she too late realized how bad savageclan is after her sister left 

now she just a kitty cat furry oc lol shes the fun aunt

Force, one of my savageclan memebers she hated savageclanbut leaving wasnt  really an option

retired oc

another savageclan clan oc named scratch, he knew savageclan was bad but figured noone else would have him at this point

retired oc

twitch, another savageclan character. lazy bastard

retired oc

killier, another saveclan kitty who was stolen from his home as a kid and is now one of wires trusted bodygaurds

Fang, lil lady of savageclan

retired oc

badger and wolf, savageclan bastard brothers

oh they irritating

retired oc

Hollow, savageclan cat. saved by savageclan warriors as a child would have died if not for them. feels in dept to them

retired oc

snipe, savageclan warrior taken from his pet home at a young age. learning of his orgins in adulthood came to have a fascination for humans

retired oc

Fox savageclan lady

retired oc

Diamond, pretty savageclan lady

retired oc

leafclan warrior SafariPuma

now hes just a big muscle tiddy kitty

bright?? who was just a cat made of blood?

retired oc

cabbitleap, just a cat rabbit grumpy man

retired oc

icestar, leader of my iceclan i made forever ago

retired oc

rosedew, daughter of icestar and her mate snaketail

ragingstar, first leader of iceclan. spunky loud lady

now shes is named flamingo and is mmm creature!

goddessstar, leader of stellarclan

retired oc

Dim horrible daughter of goddesstar 

retired ocs

silentnight, i think i made her just to have that name

retired oc

his name is fucking coxdream, he was half cat half fox and at age 10 or whatever just DID not relize the motherfucker name sounded like that

now his name is still cox dream and now hes just a horny joke/serious character lol 

Gracie, a loner who easily fell in love and constantly had her heart broken

now shes a zombie and falls in love and then eats the people she likes which sucks

B their a ninja cat

Dagger, cyborg cat who was experimented on

now shes a cool fortune teller with robot parts for fun

wasp was probably one of my first cat ocs when i started being into warriors  i still have him and love him and im currently designing him a boyfriend,,

brown who was friends with wasp 

i think she could technically be said to be one of my first fursonas lol

retired oc

badsmog, never did much wqith her beyond design

still have her as smog and she is creature

[thedyingtimelady]

Sweet Bathmix

An Eight Doctor x Reader Shorty. Hope you like it!

Just one Swearing!

You just had the most worst day ever.

Your alarmclock didnt woke you up, you came too late to work, the coffee vending machine broke down and it goes on and on and on.

„Fuck this!“, you scream loud in your bathroom.

You didnt like swearing, but the anger just filled your whole body.

You let yourself a warm bath and while you where swimming in the hot water, that was mixed with roses and lavender. You love this kind of bathmixes. This time you bought some roses and lavender. You just love, how smooth your skin become after the bath and how good you smell after it. Better then any parfum.

While bathing...You thought about the doctor.

You didnt heard about him the whole day. Where was he? On a trip again? It´s not like, you want to forbid him to travel, but you are always afraid, that he will be hurt or something worse happend. He could be in your future dying, or in your past collapse somewhere.

You shake your head and ban all this negative thoughts. He is fine. Thats very sure!

After the nice bath, you turn on some soft music and sit on your couch and read a nice book, as suddenly someone knocking on your door.

You look at the clock. It´s almost 10 P.M! Who could that be?

You get up and open the door, as you see the smiling face of your precious doctor.

„Hello Sweetie. Sorry for waiting“, he said with his soft voice. Your whole body is covered in goosebumps and you smile bright.

„Doctor! You are back! Come in!“, you said happily and let the victorian dressed men inside your house. His curly hair swings around, as he turned to you and pulled you into a warm hug.

„I missed you. Ist been 3 Weeks, since I saw you last. I was stuck on a Planet with a lot of space Cowboys. Oh Dear, you didnt wanted to be there. It was terrible!“, he sighed and strokes your back softly.

„Wow… 3 weeks? I only saw you yesterday. But now you are here, you can stay for 3 weeks in my place.“, you laugh softly and strokes his hair softly, playing with one of his locks.

You smiled at him and he replied your smile with a bigger smile.

„I would love to spend so much time with you Sweetie. You know. Thats a great Idea. Lets do that.“

You blink in suprise. You know, that the doctor couldnt never stay for a long time in one place. The longest the stayed with you, was a week, after that, he dissapeared for a month (In his „Time“ You just saw him on the other day again)

You giggle softly and hold his hand.

„Lets see if you can make it.“

„I will. I missed you so much Sweetie. I need you now… Here with me“, his voice goes deeper. He start kissing the back of your hand softly and kisses along your arm to your shoulder.

You blushing, feeling your heart racing. As his lips touching your neck, you almost lost it. You feel, how your legs getting softer, so you sit down with the Doctor on your couch, while he didnt stop kissing your skin. He took a deep breah and sigh happy.

„You smell like roses. I love it.“, he whisper, start kissing your chin, until he arrive your lips. He kisses you softly, elegant, how a gentlemen would kiss someone.

You enjoy it, ever piece he gives you, you take it and put it in your heart. You love it, when he kisses you in his way.

The Doctor starting whispering sweet things in your ear.

„Y-You making me crazy. You should stop.“, you murble softly and trying to push him away.

He let you go for a second, just to pull you on his lap and put his hands on your hips.

„I would never stop telling my sweetie, how much I love you“, he grinned and kiss you again, but this time more passion.

„You really smell so delisious. I just cant stop Sweetie“, he whisper into your ear.

You start blushing even more and start kissing him again.

„Then Dont stop“

Maybe you should buy this Bathmixes again…

[catmeme-moved]

all of the asks! >:3

god ok 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

😏

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

i dont think i could date anyone who does any kind of drugs,, it makes me Very uncomfortable

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

its only 4 babey

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober...ive never been drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

i guess?? it was in high school so i dnt think it rly counts since yknow, i was 16

7. What does your last received text say?

“jgdijgjfdivjdjdj me“

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

not enough times !!! i love kissing my gf

9. Where was your last kiss at?

in the parkinglot behind my dorm building

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i saw both my sisters when i was home for break a few weeks ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffey

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

not rly? i think if relationships r hard then they arent rly meant to be

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

god i wouldnt have spent so much money

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

none at all ;3c

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

i guess rainy....overcast weather is my fav

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

my mom ! probably lots of other people too shjkdh lee is a fairly common name i think

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

i hope so!!!

20. Does anyone like you?

god i sure hope my gf does

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nop

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

ya thats why i kissed them ghksdjs

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

no one that i know personally.. there r some like celebrities and other famous ppl i dont like

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes i want a tattoo from a specific artist in my hometown!!!

25. In the past week have you cried?

i mean probably i dont remember though

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a pug...i saw him in a donut shop

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

i dry off as im stepping out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no bc jocks intimidate me

29. Do you think you’re old?

not really in the grand scheme of things.. im only 20 i still have decades ahead of me !

30. Do you like text messaging?

ya

31. What type of day are you having?

its been ok! i spent time w my roommates downtown

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

i hav my septum pierced but a nostril piercing would b nice

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold..

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

i dont rly think theres such a thing as “opposite sex” since sex is also on a spectrum like gender

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship ! flings r nice i guess but i prefer the stability and commitment of an actual relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i thnik im fairly simple..idk

37. What song are you listening to?

when he died by lemon demon

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yea of course39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

my best friemd emily40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

theyre hot and funny and very kind!!!!41. When did you last receive a text message?

idk maybe an hour ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

im hungry and not being held by my gf43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

its my mom so fairly well i think44. Does anyone disgust you?

men45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no bc im already dating someone46. Are you in a good mood right now?

i feel...neutral47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommate !48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its blue pruple n green tie dye49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

ya my history professor told me i had to read books50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no one is coming to mind51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

i dont hate anyone!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

almost gave up on ever being able to pet the raccoons outside the dining hall but someday ill be able to earn their trust

53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

not rly ! as long as theyre safe about it ykwim55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

no i think ive told most of my crushes how i felt about them at the time 56. Do you like to cuddle?

god yes i love to hold and be held57. Are you shy?

its the social anxiety 58. Do you get along with girls?

i am a lesbian59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

we r dating !! 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone and my peper spray 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

id do it for 10 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

ive been in my current one for 7 and my longest lasted 8 ! 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yes! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

anything my gf does is cute65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cat yawned when she tried to meow and made a weird squeak sound

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

18 (or maybe 19 now idk), 19, 20

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

i do them myself bc i hate spending money68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

ghgdh,....neither69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

i dont have a car yet 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

neither...i dont rly like eithr of those music genres71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

im samsung bitch until i die72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

its been months. maybe years. i dont like pizza73. Do you like diet soda?    

i dont rly like any soda anymore tbh74. What color are the walls in your room?

plain white...f    75. Are you 16 or older?    

bitche im 2076. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nop i dont even know waht its about77. Do you have a job?    

yes i work in a library !  78. What are your initials?    

ylb79. Did you ever have braces?    

no :^/80. Are you from the south?    

nope im a pnw bitch

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

something about voting82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

ya shes my best friemd83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

my mom.. fuck my dad !84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   

i vaguely remember attending a gymnastics class when i was like 5 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

uhh.. venom i think86. Do you smoke?    

no never !!!87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   

flip flops. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

god how old are these questions. who has a phone that isnt touch screen now89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

my hair is naturally curly !90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

no91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

a pool..... rivers and lakes r scary92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

not yet93. …Had sex in a car?    

no that seems. . difficult. theres not very much room94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

im in a luvly relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

sleepin96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

new years i think??97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yea its pretty nice98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

no but ik i wanted one before i got into my current relationship skdgjhj99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no but i did drink half a beer thing once and went to sleep bc i got a stomach ache100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

i dont even use facebook101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

when i was in first grade id play “family” w my friend sometimes and she’d pretend to be the dad and i was the mom so we would spoon each other bc we thot thats what sex was and i thought she actually got me pregnant bc i was 7 and didnt know anything102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

the song blind slaps103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

no its winter and i also dont go outdoors104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

 i hate wearing shorts

[dame-mas-princesa]

BE THE COWBOY BY MITSKI

1.) GEYSER

“And hear the harmony only when it's harming me. it's not real, it's not real”

i really see this as a beginning to an album that covers the attachment towards a specific person. off this lyric it’s what you find in many toxic relationships. “no no they are a good person” they are hurting you but ‘it’s not real’ you want to focus on the harmony when it’s harming YOU. touch shit man.

2.) WHY DIDNT YOU STOP ME

“I look for a picture of you to keep in my pocket but I can't seem to find one where you look how i remember”

this part i kinda understand. you find yourself idealizing a person that you eventually forget who they really are. you have an image in your head over what they are but as in this lyric you can’t seem to find one that looks how you remember.

3.) OLD FRIEND

“I'll take coffee and talk about nothing, baby”

this songs is really hard to interpret. i see this as someone who ended a relationship but are still friends but now the relationship is tense. tense is not the right word it it’s that point where you would ‘take anything’ just to be around them. blue diner might’ve been that place where they had dates or such. it’s so conflicting but like?? cause the narrator is in a relationship with someone new and the other person mentioned (who they are singing about) is also with someone new BUTBUTBUT it seems these two still have a romantic connection/relationship. they haven’t told anyone like they had promised. brain hurt

4.) A PEARL

“But it's just that I fell in love with a war and nobody told me it ended”

this was my go to crying song for the LONGEST. that is mainly cause i relate to it an IMMENSE amount. it reminds me of my past relationship (hey if you are reading this don’t worry no major details or names) but the lyric “you’re growing tired of me and all the things i don’t talk about” communication was lacking when referring to our feelings. you grew tired of me and how i never told you how i felt. it was mutual, i grew tired of all the things you never talked about. the lyric above just describes how i felt for so many months. really this entire describes how i felt for months. when she says “i fell in love with a war” she is referring to her toxic relationship. she was obsessed with it and i’m her mind, it never ended. she continues with “there’s a hole that you fill” without you, there is a void. goes on with “and it left a pearl in my hand” which is like a memory the way i see it. i remember spending months thinking of those memories just to fill my heart with joy. this song just got me feeling too many things then my feelings ab this are no longer as vibrant.

5.) LONESOME LOVE

tumblr is spacing this out weird grr

“I call you, to see you again so I can win, and this can finally end”

this is a very short but what i get out of this is the self sabotage. To me when i do something that i KNOW will hurt me in the end, it really just makes me feel like a did something good. i’m a winner in someway. nobody fucks me like me.

6.) REMEMBER MY NAME

“Just how many stars will I need to hang around me to finally call it heaven?”

mitski, everyday you confuse me with meanings. good thing most lyrics can be interpreted in a way so that it makes sense to YOU (with respect for the original meaning)! the lyric above kinda reminds me of “how many things or how many people do i need around me to feel welcome” heaven is a place where you are supposed to feel loved, welcome, and happy. i’m leaning more towards the importance of possession because of the lyrics “i need something bigger than the sky. hold it in my arms and know it’s mine” i know i struggle with wanting to feel big and mighty when i know something big and bright (such as stars) is mine and mine ONLY. i want to feel IMPORTANT. holding stars could give off that feeling. also love the guitar in this

7.) ME AND MY HUSBAND

“...Will be gone, with my eyes with my body with me”

you KNOW this song is about being an immigrant. you move from a country where you grew up, where you have all your memories, and had all of your experiences. you come to a new one, you know no one. this is where the lyric “but when he walks in, i am loved” i promise you that when you stay in a place where you know absolutely no one, not even knowing how to act, when someone you know walk in you feel relieved. you feel seen and in this case you feel loved. it’s just you and your ‘husband’. i feel as if this moving situation can be both physical and metaphorical but i’m taking it as physical.

8.) COME INTO THE WATER

“But would you tell me if you want me? ‘Cause I can't move until you show me”

this is basically saying “can you tell me that you feel the same cause i don’t want to dive in without knowing” come with me, do you want to be with me? not too much i can say with this song.

9.) NOBODY

“And big and small again and still nobody wants me”

i think song is the definition of upbeat music with sad lyrics. i cannot find myself crying to this song cause all i want to do is dance. BUT THE BIG AND SMALL AND BIG AND SMALLL LYRICS GOT ME THINKING. i have been skinny and i haven’t, i have been happy and not, i have been friends with so many people and very few and STILL nobody wants me. in this instance i know mitski is referring to her weight which really gets me thinking. this songs revolves around the topic of just wanting to feel loved and important. the need of someone to care about YOUUUUU!! just to feel alright!!!!!!

10.) PINK IN THE NIGHT

“I hear my heart breaking tonight. Do you hear it too?”

you do you know how i feel? can you hear my heart breaking? this song is the bargaining part of grief. the constant thought of wanting to say i love you once again or to kiss you one more time. this is a very short song soooo

11.) A HORSE NAMED COLD AIR

“circled the same old sin”

takes a big brain to understand this poem, i don’t have it. the last part of this which reads “i thought i traveled a long way but i had circled the same old sin” really got me thinking of my own habits. during recovery i thought i had gotten so far, beaten so many of rules and fears, only to relapse over and over. i had circled the same old sin.

12.) WASHING MACHINE HEART

“Baby, though I've closed my eyes. I know who you pretend I am.”

once again with the reoccurring themes!! it’s the idealization of person to the point that they are no longer the same person. she goes on with “why not me?” the person who she is singing to seems to make up this version of her that ISNT her. she asks why isn’t the person i am not enough.

13.) BLUE LIGHT

“out there i’m a sharp knife. are you the blue light?”

the blue light is referring to the light that the moon emits at night. i feel like she is saying “i hurt others but you show me what i’m doing” i’m not even completely sure?? maybe it’s what makes the sharp knife beautiful? the blue light reflecting off of it?? i have no idea.

14.) TWO SLOW DANCERS

“To think that we could stay the same”

in my point of view, the reference to age can be in regards to the age of a relationship. just like people, relationships age. everything seems so easy at the beginning of a relationship. many think at the beginning that the relationship is going to last forever and feel the same. it doesn’t! you pass the honeymoon stage and things change. you realize who you’re with, who you planned to spend the rest of your life with. they aren’t the person you thought they were. that close intimacy (slow dancing) doesn’t last and wears out.

okay finished. i mean yeah thank you mitski for this wonderful art piece of an album

[hakuteeth]

my thoughts on nialls album:

1) on the loose - a better what a feeling has a very cowboy vibe? for some reason i dig it! 

2) this town - boring but cute

3) seeing blind - country!!! I think it suits his voice as well, probably one of the better country pop songs out there I think Maren Moris’ voice blends in well (a potential single contender? yes its good)

4) slow hands - A BOP

5) too much to ask - 1st time i heard it i didnt like it, second time... alright i think it might grow on me but still v generic

6) paper houses - LOVE IT OMG it reminds me of monsters and men one of my favorite bands maybe some of that james bay influence either way definitely an indie vibe so definitely a favorite

7) since we’re alone - sort of like seeing blind I like the background instrumental not too basic but not overlaying any crazy instrumental and he sounds good on vocals i think it could be good slowed down as well but i do like it 

8) flicker - TITLE TRACK, love this vibe, those soft i think drummers in the background, definitely a star gazing song, i think maybe at its core this is where he opens up which i think is interesting definitely one of my faves as well 

9) fire away - love this bubblegum guitar maybe a bit of grouplove without the whimsy? not sure how i feel about it

10) you and me - im surprised hes not singing about cold beer and trucks on this one and the chorus is pretty forgettable

12) on my own - I WAS WAITING FOR THE IRISH BOP, SING IT NIALL (this is his stadium song btw i hope he sticks by this one) ALSO NIALL THANKS FOR THE NAME DROP BBY 

13) mirrors - the chorus is good!! i love that harmonization one of the better tracks

14) the tide - a good closing, a good pace, love the lyrics definitely a on the knees screaming on the beach song if that makes sense fjsdflkdsjfd but a good song

SO THIS WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED. the bar was set at on tolerable and i ended up with coming out with some faves. I liked how cohesive it was but maybe some ppl might find it boring but since its the kinda music i dig i was into it. fourteen songs can be a bit much but the album also doesnt have interludes so i think its a decent length. Its more james bay less ed sheeran which is what i was hoping for definitely surpassed recommendations i feel like its a good album to listen to while studying just because it has a nice general rhythm again there were songs i felt that were boring or maybe repeated songs but yeah overall i enjoyed it!!

faves: paper houses, the tide, on my own, slow hands, and flicker

least fave tracks: too much to ask, you and me, this town

[snsmissionaries]

2/26/19 -- Elder Braden Cowden, Argentina, Cordoba Mission

Elder Cowden - Week 37

“Cancel it.  We install things ourselves in this house.”

 So a quick summary of the week...

 Tuesday i got to talk to my family and it was amazing.

 Wednesday we had a Meeting with our entire Zone in Bell Ville so we rode the bus there early in the morning. but about 10 minutes away from Bell Ville, the bus filled with the smell of gas and broke down. so we then waited another hour until the new bus came. We then had a great reunion where three dogs followed us to the park and i named them Mosiah, Maria, y Benjamin jaja and they literally stayed with us the entire day it was cool. So also i got a huge bruise on my right knee and leg and its actually a pretty crazy story. So after the reunion some of the missionaries went to a Super here which is basically a supermarket to buy food to cook for the big lunch we were going to eat. So while they were checking out, i was just standing by the door holding it for people and saying hi, just trying to be nice. When all of a sudden i see the huge shelf right in front of me start to fall back. I then see out of the corner of my eye a man who had fell backwards onto the shelf, so they were both going down. I wasnt near the man to grab him, so i thought the next best thing was to Captain America catch this thing like in Civil war so it didnt fall backwards. Theres only two problems with this..... the shelf was very heavy.... and i dont have Captain America strength. jaja So it basically slipped out of my hands on impact and bangged my knee pretty bad. But that didnt knock this ol cowboy down!  Right when it hit the ground, every missionary rushed to the mans side to help him up. He was very stiff and in shock, but he was alright. We then picked up the shelf and placed all the food and stuff on it and then dissapeared into the city as if we were never there jaja So we had a good lunch and went back to Villa Maria where my companion was saying how we needed to go to the doctor instantly. I told him it was just a bruise and that ive had gotten hits before but he wouldnt listen. jaja so we went and i had to describe to the doctor in spanish what happened which i did pretty good at i think :) she then said that we needed to go to the hospital to get an x-ray to make sure its nothing more than a bruise...... Yeah look... Im a Cowden/Darrow..... We just rub some dirt on it and keep going because we do things ourselves in this family! So i told my companion that we would just go back to the pension and then leave to go to work! I am proud to say that after almost a week, im perfectly fine jaja except parts of my knee and leg are different colors jaja

 thursday was a normal day but i am so very grateful for members and how they act on the promptings of the spirit they feel

 friday i made banana pancakes and they were very delicious jaja

 Saturday we had some amazing lessons with some investigators and i was very touched by the spìrit. i will never forget those lessons as the spirit was so strong

 Sunday we had a baptism of a boy in our Ward and Elder De La Cruz and I had to plan everything out and get all the talks and clothes 20 minutes before the baptism service. There is a lesson here for everyone- BE PREPARED and PLAN! DONT procrastinate and always be willing to offer your services in times of need as well as in times of peace. We then were treated to a nice religious concert that Villa Maria held with great music and really great dancing based off of Carnival in Brazil! We saw it as we were walking in the streets and decided to watch some of it.

 Monday was one of those days that every missionary doesnt want but has them..... just walking around and trying to find people but nobody wanted to accept the Gospel of Jesus CHRIST. But thats okay, we all have our free agency. But that night we had an amazing noche de hogar, family home evening, with the La Familia Sanchez and it was so amazing. We ate empanadas and Just about everyone in the room cried as we talked about the Hand of the Lord in our lives and how we know if God truly exists and loves us. I truly testify that God is real and that He is our loving Father in Heaven. He cares about each one of us SO MUCH beyond comprehension and if we truly ask in faith and sincerely desire, the Lord will help us becuase He will never leave us. He is the only one who truly understands how it feels in our day to day events, happy and sad. So i invite all of you to find out for yourself and gain a testimony of the existence and role of our Heavenly Father and also study about the Atoning Sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I love you all

  Elder Cowden =

[silverblighted]

u were expecting this but Isolde- 2, 12, 14, 20 and for Vergil 5, 10, 15, 20

OH YOU

ISOLDE:2: Emotional/Moral Weak Spots:Isolde is dogmatic to a point of fault; she thinks that everyone should think how she thinks about violence and really can’t stand it when people are murderous. Like – this goes for even if it’s against an enemy. Someone who’s hurt her a lot? Isolde will pitch a fit and try to find any way to deliver justice so long as it does not end in murder, even if that might be the only option sometimes. But in general Isolde is very soft and emotional, she’ll cry at anything. Her magic might seem morally weak, but she doesn’t contract any demons unless they’re willing and she does not do any magic at the cost of another person or animal. (Sacrifices are a no-go for her) However, seeing that her magic itself is more neutral and primordial in nature deep down she is definitely capable of doing harm unto others, but Isolde on her own is not into that at all.12: Grudges and vendettas:Isolde hates the Cadre a lot, especially after seeing why they’ve kept her locked up her whole life and what she’s missed. The grudge goes from typical teenager whiny parental angst to a real true grudge when it turns out they’ve been using other witches as batteries for their religious conquest. However she only feels capable of taking artifacts back from them and trying to undermine their religious authority over certain places/things.14: Ingrained Habits/Forces of Habit:She feels entitled to magical artifacts. Like… they belong to her innately, this obviously usually manifests itself in her sticky fingers, but she does truly believe they are hers. Monthly, at the full moon, she feels compelled to find a wood so she can bask under the moon in nature and when she is unable to do this Isolde is usually in a funk, think of it as a period of recharging, but whenever she can’t see the moon she gets a little jittery and anxious. It’s not exactly a power source for her; she’s not an Umbran witch but since most of her power can be amplified by nature, the moon suits her nicely.She also must touch all of the things. She’s very touchy: people, things, animals.20: What-ifs/Alternate Timelines:THERE”S SO MANY!!! POKEMON…. well, since she has 13729847239874 different lives there’s so many. WHAT IF SHE DIDNT GROW UP AT THE CADRE? WHO KNOWS. she’d probably be less weird, for sure. she’d also be part of the weird group of girls at school and have a ‘storytime’ youtube channel where she shows off her stupid fashion and dumb life choices.VERGIL:5: Guilty pleasures:Vergil loves… Japanese culture. too much. TOO MUCH. He’s all about it all the time and that might be really embarrassing but he tries not to be embarrassed about it because look at Dante - he loves cowboys. He really likes nice bath salts and bath bombs though and he has a secretly huge collection in his bathroom because VERGIL LOVES TO BE PAMPERED. He really does! Nice oils and good smells and luxurious candles~ Vergil loves a good spa night!10 .Fears/phobiasToo many. Loss is his numero uno though. Vergil is terrified of losing what he has to the point that he does not keep anything close for fear for losing it. He lost his mother at such a young age and that feeling really affected him his whole life. He lost his brother at about the same time when they were separated and thus he tries not to get close to him again for fear of the same thing happening again. If he keeps Dante at arms length then there’s no risk, right?He also has a deep seeded fear of being weak and not good enough. To Vergil being strong and powerful is the very way that you keep what you love from dying or disappearing, and to be the reason for these things to leave him would be devastated. Despite the fact he was a child when he lost Eva, he thinks that if he had been more focused on training and learning when he was younger that he might have been able to prevent it. He knows he cannot change the past, but he can make sure that nothing like that ever happens again in his life.15. What it takes to make them cryVERGIL DOESNT CRY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.no just kidding he actually could cry very easily if he wasn’t paying attention to himself very well. Any discussion of his mother will have him uncomfortable and on the verge of tears pretty easily. However, he doesn’t really do it in front of others and will excuse himself, or will hold it in and cry later.he also gets really emotional about any serious discussions about his father and where the heck did he go. why did dad abandon him and dante?Lots of stuff makes Vergil sad enough to cry but he just tries really hard not to show any emotional at all because that’s easier and cleaner and  it’s just easier if people think he does not have any emotion except for anger and vengeance.20: What-ifs/Alternate Timelines:AU WHERE HE HAS A NORMAL FAMILY LIFE. KILL ME NOW IT’S TOO SAD. also vampire!vergil is my favourite thing in the whole damn world ;)

[calvinlepesh]

Purpose? Purpose.

My life was perfect til that day. I didn't even have a clue of how good off I was. Disrespectful, ungrateful, angry, but truly, sad. "From the beginning of my time or from the realization of the universe?" Very bold question I ask myself currently. How do I want to convey my knowledge? How do I want people to percieve what i will tell them? How will I word my stories and thoughts in a way that is too hard for normal people to understand? Can I? From the beginning it is! Now, Born Valentines day 1999 was chubby cheeked enthusiastically loved and cherished Lepesh. Born in Minnesota cold. Raised in Minnesota cold. Lepesh knew hot summer fun, running through the sprinklers, water balloon fights, Football, Basketball, Ice cream trucks, Chalk on the side walk/driveway, Biking with neighbors around our nitche. Biking by myself to the gasstation for candy. Waking up in the middle of the night to play video games in the basement, Getting caught waking up in the middle of the night to play video games in the basement. Lepesh knew winter fun. Snowboarding, Snowfuckingshoeing, Sleding, Snow tubing, Snowball fights, Huge snowmen, Snow forts along the cul-de-sac snowwall created by the huge cool snow plow! Wow! I thought to myself  mouth wide open with a smile, as the large plow on the front of the truck bursted through large mountainous snow mounds with ease. Creating wonderous mounds of snow in every frontyard across the neighborhood. Building snow forts and then having a war with snow balls. The point is my childhood was filled with fucking joy and happiness. It rocked man and Im super happy that it happened. I couldn't imagine this shit happening to me before.. Well before it happened. Its 2008. Its december as I sit on the couch with my brother and my parents..... well wait here theres a little more first. February 14th 2008 Im nine years old today. Im in Mr.Larsons fourth grade class. I enjoy creative writing, recess and lunch. although I didn't write much. I really love football and sports around this time. I decided to be a cowboys football fan when my dad said I could choose cause hes too nice to force me into being a Vikings fan. My parents especially my mom but definitely my dad aswell. Let us choose what we wanted. Which I disagree with now and will certainly not allow my childeren to decide what is right. Although Im sure I will at some point definitely not in elementary what the fuck?! Anyways. Decieded to be a cowboys fan cause my dad hates them and loves the Vikings. Which I now love today. Anyways. Im in the car with my whole immediate family driving. I ask where we're going or what we're doing. While heading west in the car my dad tells me we're going to Wisconsin and we're gonna stay the night at a hotel. The entire car ride their my dad is messing with me and im furious. Im certain today if I was in the passenger seat during the exchanges between my father and I I'd be laughing my ass off. But almost at the same time sad and angry of how ungrateful and disrespectful I probably was to my father. Idk maybe I just pouted, which I did alot lol.. anyways We finally arrive after probably an hour or so drive west, not infact in the direction of Wisconsin to a large farm in eastern Minnesota. 'There's nothing here' I thought to myself. It wasn't a desolate farm but damn near close. Large housing for live stock aswell as people. My father then reveals that im going to be getting my own dog for my birthday. I immediately light with excitement and smiles. Joy pulsing in my heart. Ive always wanted a dOG' i think to myself as I turn to my brother with excitement. I can only imagine how wide and big my smile and cheeks were to this day. Entering into the large barn with my family. Me, my brother, mother , and father all enter the barn to the amazement of dogs and insulation lol. From the outside it almost looks like a overly large stereotypical red barn, however the inside has another side to the story. Carpeted floors off to the left held the petting area with already free roaming dogs. while the right side of the room looked as if they did paper work and forms and whatnot. Going right wasn't even a thought in my head. LEFT. Headed for the dogs im stopped by my mom who is greeted by the worker/farmer. Im not even listening to her. I want a fucking dog. Moments go and my patience already thin is thinner. It takes alot for me to blow up even as a child. The problem was the things building up my 'meter of rage' as a child shouldn't have been. Anyway. Finally I head over to the dogs climbing the little fence even a little small for me already tall for my age. Immediately I spot an adorable smaller black dog. I kneel down to sit with it and attempt to hold it. Only to kneel right into a huge carpet puddle newly accompanied by its main ingredient dog piss. Nice. As i tell my mom she just laughs and tells me to be careful. Its what I did worst and least often. Unfortunately that was one of my biggest issues. After looking for awhile. I now realize my dad was probably ready to leave after 10-15 minutes definitely longer than that but Understandable nonetheless. After probably 35-45 minutes of trying to find a dog that didnt shed and was actually good looking. My mom had been carrying this one dog in paticular for a decent amount of time. Asleep in her arms as if a child beautifully sleeps my savior..... The car ride home Hank held the dog the entire time. Almost sinisterly which him being an older brother. acceptable, however frowned upon. Uncharacteristically careful I am as I hold my new dog. Smile from cheek to cheek and thats a long distance lol. Still carefully holding her i slowly bring her and a blanket along with hank to the basement. Where I lay out the fluffy green blanket and set Katy ever so gentely down. Standing next to my brother stareing almost in a daze like trance. We have a dog!' We were so happy. Hank and Lep happy? Together? very rare nowadays. I would certainly come to forget of such times even now almost a foriegn concept of us being so happy together. Now back to the OG storayyy............ Holding katy close weilding her support almost as a weapon to defend myself from such an awful thing. Its happening' I feel it' i just know' its happening' We are able to create our own reality because we (humans) designed a very primitive (in comparison to the universe) way to communicate how we feel. Speech. Speech is very important. Its our first amendment here in the US. say whatever u want. Pretty much. our speech is primitive because it doesn't describe things that we are uncertain of. We have to choose in our speech whether to Have no Idea Agree disagree yes no. Now of course there are exceptions to that. But not to normal people. Normal people can't understand this. If you are reading this right now and are lost for words but think you're 'awake' so to speak. just listen. This is a huge secret to life. Huge. It may change ur life over night. The best part about it is you get to decide. Ask yourself. Am I going to be open minded to what this man has to say? Ask yourself do I want whatever he says to be true in my life?... Just so I can touch as many people as possible and help the (working class which im apart of} hear me out. You may think im fucking crazy or that idk what life even is either and you're right I don't but all you have to do IS ACCEPT THAT WHATEVER IS/WILL/HAS EVER HAPPENED, Happened because you decided it was going to happen. Before you were even born. Before anybody way born. The best part about it. Is that it is unpredictable and it is fueled and directed DIRECTLY from our speech. Whatever you speak out loud for example say I said and I have. I want to fucking die. and I meant it. I really mean it. If you don't mean what you say then learn to do that before anything. Before u start this really take the time to realize ur worth not as a person but as you. Cause you created everything in your world. The best part you created it that way cause thats the way it turns out best for you. I hope atleast. Think about it. You get through everything. most things people kill themselves over. You're trying to make yourself strong for some reason possibly? or maybe catching myself up to everyone else cause I had such a nice and spoiled childhood? Past karma current karma. Thats what gets me. Theres no way a god created this world. But i could've created this world. Maybe im evil just like the world a little bit deep down. I am. Definitely a little evil. Its apart of my soul. Its apart of everyones soul in my world maybe not as much on some people and Ill never know why that is and I don't need to cause, I trust my judgement. It may be wrong sometimes but im still alive today for some reason that I decieded. thats the beauty of myself I truly never know what im gonna do each day specifically. Ill know if im gonna be tired or up for another 5 hours. Cause I will be and Ill feel it. Ill know when i need to fucking pee. But I never know what mindset is right or true for me. partially cause i have shitty short term memory and bad hearing and vision and a bad liver. im 19 lol. Anyway. Basically the secret is speak what you want and mean it everyday. You'll know if you dont want it as badly some days. you might even miss a day. All you're trying to do for yourself by doing this is getting yourself into a routine where you put those '(vibes) or Speech and words/ Communication. Communicate with your universe. Speak how you feel. Speak what you want. Speak how you're going to get it. Even if you're thinking theres no fucking way thatll happen. Theres no fucking way im ever going to pass through college. theres no fucking way id be able to get through law school. I can't be a chef I've hardly cooked. are my common misfires. Misfires however very common after the first few days to weeks will disapate if you PUSH ON! Just like you always have! This is what you were waiting to find. You created the world it is today for yourself today to see this and reconize for yourself today. That you're doing this wrong. Since starting my program I live with partial contentment as a human being. However I personally keep myself open to negative thoughts and wishes periodically to balance my life. However as for most of u assume this is rather stupid but selfless nonetheless. The reason I hold dark as I hold light is because this is what I decieded and this was meant to happen. The decision made by the creator of my universe which is me to write this to you and share what I have learned to help better your lifes for the benefit of them I do not know what I or they gain from this because it is beyond my comprehension aswell as yours. It could be for something of the lines of in 200 years cause I told you these secrets and my experiences and helped you better your life over time and you benefitted and you passed onto your childeren. that no your family lives on in the future 200 years from now. and they're good people. maybe not all. But if taught correctly and this isnt a cureall for everybody. But it significantly helps better improve overall mood and life tolerance in your life. It doesn't work immediately. It isn't gonna take it easy on you just cause you know now. In fact. If you are not open minded currently do not read because this idea sent and recieved and read and processed by a closed mind. Blocks the process from ever having the ability for your mind to hear and read properly as an openminded individual would.

[frankthomas090-blog]

abby winter yoga - The New Angle On Abby Winters Lesbian Porn Just Released

In town for a bit on business, he wants to have some casual fun. 5 inches and THICK- his emphasis. Hes at the top end of length for my preference, but self describing it as thick got my attention. Sometimes theres just an instant connection or chemistry, drawing you in so fast with a new person you just kind of dance around the usual screening process.

Described his cock as 7. Average height, better than average build, green eyes. Hes my age, 31, but with the right combination of personality and body- I can look past it. Gimme that thick dick. This Ginger was respectful and straight to the point from the get-go on Plenty of Fish. Hes former Army- he had a pic up in his dress uniform. He sends me his number, we text briefly, and make the plan to meet that same day.

I appreciated his ability to be direct without being rude or vulgar. I like em young and hung! Also, I give it a 95% hes well endowed- orange is the new Black. At no point did he ask for nudes, or ask endless intimate questions- I give it a 50/50 chance of being a satisfactory encounter given our lack of communication beforehand, but I cant resist a Ginger to save my life.

He passed with flying colors. Im telling you, this isnt rocket science. I feel my lady business respond immediately. In our very brief texting we went over our Dos and Donts, as well as both agreeing we like aggressive AND passionate sex. Dont ever forget that.

The way hes kissing me I can already tell this will likely be a very good encounter. " Its early afternoon, what a great way to spend it. Upon his arrival I am freshly showered, bed is made, and Im wearing t-shirt that says "MEETS OR EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS. He sits next to me, we awkwardly exchange hellos, and then he moves right in to kissing me. Not overly eager, not sloppy, makes you want it right meow.

Hes not pushing my body down while shoving his tongue down my throat. He starts lifting up my shirt after pawing me and groping for the goodies- having discovered my nipples are pierced and briefly sucking them, its time for layers to come off.

He peels his layers off as Im taking mine off and comes right back to mauling me so expertly I couldnt resist. Hes kissing me like hes excited to see me, and hes real good at it. Hes maneuvering me onto my back while he takes a top position.

Moving his head lower he pulls my panties off but with such reckless abandon theyre still on my left leg. Good kissers are also known to be good lovers, from my observation. Youre taking your clothes off, too. I dont recognize the alphabet hes writing, maybe its Spanish.

The moment he kisses my thighs its all over. His eagerness to put his mouth on my slit is palpable. He didnt just dive face first into my nonsense salad- first he ran his tongue up my outer labia on both sides and it felt soft and gentle and GIVE ME MORE. Fuck God sounds totally different when Im cumming and yelling nonsense. Right around now is where I learned Im actually bilingual, but whatever language I was stuttering out can only be whispered or shouted; theres no in between.

Oh my god hes licking my asshole- I have sex Tourettes. Do you think Jesus and God can tell youre not swearing AT them? he pushes my legs up and licks up and down, then just down. I can barely take it, stretched to maximum capacity for comfort, and even then hes mildly uncomfortably large. And it consists mostly of very short, hostile sounding 4 letter words.

DONT STOP, DONT STOP, DONT STOP. Once he was done tracing and teasing I felt the warm, wet touch of his whole mouth open around my clitoris, moving his tongue in ways I cant imagine or describe. Holding my body close to his and pushing his hips up into me, my limbs instinctively wrap around him like a slutty octopus. His length is perfectly spot on- any longer and he just wouldve www.abby winters.com been too much.

GOD DAMN YOU HAVE A BIG DICK. Pushing my limits for size, I question if my lungs have enough room to inflate fully while hes all the way inside. Id put him right around 7 inches in length, my preference being 6.

With my pelvis lifted to the right level, hed shove his tongue in me as my insides start to contract with the orgasm. Literally cumming on his tongue. For sure hes wearing the biggest condom commercially manufactured, or a trash bag. My hips would buck but his arms would find their way around them and hold them in place, while my legs stretched upward trying to walk on the ceiling. We didnt transition out of missionary, he sat up and spread my legs wide while plunging into me with force and conviction.

He rolls on a condom and pushes himself inside me- my eyes rolled back so far I saw memories from my childhood. I sound maybe like a dying rabbit as my fingers pull his short hair and hold his head firmly in place. I didnt keep count, I was much too busy screaming his praises to the Gods.

He gets his and we collapse away from each other. As soon as I begin to cum, back go the legs, down goes the head, and hed ride my climax on his face. When I would start to climax, hed withdraw quickly and push my legs up around my head. He puts his underwear back on and Im guessing hes leaving now, sad times, but then he hops back onto the bed and I take the opportunity to snuggle up into his armpit and touch on his body while I bask in the afterglow.

He does this for every single orgasm. Im wrapped around him and mostly content. I cant get my mouth around it right, my hand doesnt wrap around it. Its awkward to handle, do I need a license? I feel like my certs are out of date because this newfangled cocktraption is just outside of my scope of experience.

Good Lord, who taught you to do that? I gift him my mouth because hes more than earned it. I could definitely go for more, but hes not some 20-something with endless stamina. He pounds away at me from different positions, I like him behind me because I like his stroke and how he braces himself by holding my hips down. Clearly he gets most of his satisfaction from pleasing his lady.

Im not going to argue, and somebody has been listening to my thoughts and dreams again because this man was made in a fucking lab just for me. The sun goes down around 4pm right now so thats not a good indicator either. what even is time, man. Im amused I come across that way- Im all about those afterglow cuddles.

Between our rounds we break for cuddles and snuggles- he confesses he assumed, from my profile on PoF, that he was to go after the first round and I wasnt much for affection or cuddling afterward. He enjoys the cuddles too, and doesnt like to just leave after a hookup unless thats her preference. Please me you thick dick Georgia peach!

Take care of your partner after you fuck them. He enjoys my head game but it just makes him want to fuck me. He gets off twice more and I have no idea how much time has passed. HOLD MEEEEEEEEEEE, pet my hair and tell me Im pretty. Fool I dont get to round 3 very often with men in their supposed prime, so whos more thrilled! Hes an intuitive partner and he reads my cues very well, plus he just wants to bring me all the pleasure.

Apparently he doesnt get to round 3 very often, and hes kind of thrilled about it. His size is intimidating and hes more shaped for vaginal feel goods. I like how he lays it down, and I like anal with the right partner. He admits hes never been able to have anal successfully, and I can understand why.

The way hes shaped, getting the head in is not the hard part- he gest wider towards the middle and base, like a fucking road cone. I dont doubt that hell follow my lead and respect my signals if things get too intense. The last time things started heating up Im on my belly and hes pressing the head of his monster cock on my asshole- Im doing word problems in my head about the likelihood of this being a good idea or not.

He apologizes for cumming too soon- I had to hold back my school girl giggle. He flipped me over and fucked me hard up until I told him to say my magic words. What a dear, sweet lover. He actually thought he owed me an apology after our FOURTH consecutive romp. Tell me you love fucking me. Ive got shit to do as well. 10/10 would fuck again.

I tell him point-blank Id like to see him again before he leaves, he happily agrees. We were unable to make it happen, he was just too big and we didnt do enough warmup, but I took about half of him before tapping out. He texts me asking what my plans are for the evening, as hed like abby winters galleries to grab a couple of beers and a late dinner.

Fast forward 24 hours. When posed with options like this, I always ask WHY NOT BOTH? I tell him Im going to shower and meet him at the restaurant bar near his hotel, he instructs me to bring my lube. I dont really do compromises. Or I could come over to his hotel room after and he could just fuck my brains out all night.

Maybe Id like to join him? In the time it took me to excitedly shower and keelhaul the warts off my body, my phone starts showing notifications of other interested men folk. The words fall out of his mouth and he explodes seconds later, to his own surprise. why end with a OR when theres always an AND?

He tells me I cant miss him at the restaurant bar- hes wearing a cowboy hat. (You thought that hyperlink went to the movie reference, didntcha? CANT TALK NOW, THICKEST DICK EVER WANTS TO TAKE ME TO POUND TOWN! Oh goody, I know what Im wearing later. Can honestly say hes a good one.

Test me, Ive got true grit. ) The company was great, hes fun to talk to. Cleaned up, its time for him to go he has things to do. As were leaving I ask how many Magnum XL condoms he has- he says 4. He confesses he doesnt generally have his lady spend the night because hes very affectionate and waking up next to someone hes spent the better part of the night pleasing, can lead to him having feelings.

We need to buy more, STAT. I feel like a teenager again. We talk about our kids, divorce, he tells me about his previous military experience, and what hes doing now. Rolling into Wal-Mart at that hour, with giant shit-eating grins on our faces, buying only condoms.

You think youre big, you aint big until you must have custom condoms. I get what youre saying, were gonna fool around and then I gotta GTFO. Sexy Ginger man with a good head on his shoulders and giant cock, somebody please snatch this man up quick haha or dont, and let him keep sharing that beautiful endowment with all the ladies.

Back to the hotel room, we barely make it to the bed and hes on me. Details from here are fuzzy, but he went down for ages and we fucked around in every position. Dont get it twisted; theres approximately 10 million condoms in my purse, but they wouldnt fit him. Remember, if youre hard to size on either end of the spectrum theres a UK company called TheyFit that you can enter your measurements into and theyll get you fitted with one of their 66 sizes.

We took a smoke break before trying www.abby winters yoga abby winters.com (linked site) again, and he tells me hes half Mexican. This perfect Ginger man is also a beaner. He was made just for me. While he was behind me licking and sucking my clit, shoving his tongue inside my pussy and my asshole, I hear the top of the lube bottle click. At some point I wore his Stetson when we come back inside, naked.

He positions himself at the backdoor and gently adds pressure until I whimper or tense up. Working together slowly, gently, following my vocal cues I take him to the base. Pushed to the hilt we pause. Its more than mildly uncomfortable, but if we take it slow itll feel great.

I can feel it cold and slippery, then hear him stroking it on himself. I swear to Kylie Minogue I cant make this stuff up. Im a little drunk- 3 drinks on a mostly empty stomach, Ill sit on your lap and call you Daddy if you want. He picks up the pace, we start talking dirty to each other. I have not been quiet at all during any of this, but now Im incapable of controlling the primal animal noises Im bleating into the bedding.

He was having some performance issues but was bound and determined to make sure I enjoyed our time as much as possible. I can feel him shaking a bit, hes going to cum soon. Its late, the booze and orgasms are sedating me.

Hes down close on me, wrapping his big hands around mine, entwining our fingers, crossing arms under my chin as he grinds into me. I tell him to withdraw slowly. I wake up hazily to roll over and his arms find their way around me again, hes a perfect big spoon. After several loud, amazing orgasms, he gets down close and pushes himself inside me all at once.

Rocking into me Im wrapped around him in my koala hug. Hes holding me and Im lost in it. I awake fully to him sliding down the bed, tossing my right leg over and burying his face in my morning pussy. Digging my fingers into his back and pulling his short hair, I dont want it to end. Im cold and reach for a sheet, he covers us immediately and Im back out like a light.

He slows down but hes plunging into me with the kind of force and quivering body that lets me know its now. Pushing my skirt up, pulling my panties to the side, he takes my box in his mouth and I hold on for dear life, staring up at the mirrored ceiling I get to watch myself almost cum in his mouth.

Morning sex was more passionate, and a bit briefer. Hes even kissing me with my dragon breath. We havent even hit the floor button yet. When we get to the ground floor we smoke together outside, recap our enjoyment with each other. My back hurts from how he so violently throws my legs back to eat my pussy while Im cumming, both my pussy and asshole are recovering from their respective stretching and beating, and Im walking on a broken toe.

We get dressed together, and he goes to walk me out but as soon as the elevator door closed he dropped to his knees. He tells me after two days with me, he wont be able to fuck for a week. God damn that was good. He reaches up, hits L, and continues his works. 10/10 would fuck any time. I am completely satisfied. This will happen one week from now, when he has free time again.

I scamper home to sit on frozen bags of peas, pound water, and cuddle all my pillows. tt/2i9A4Cy /u/DDfnord Link is directly to this story http://ift. This entry on my sex blog has hyperlinks, if youd like to see it in full I write on WordPress and the blog name is All The Dicks.

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12 Types Of Fans You Met At The Bar During The First Week Of The NFL Season

I may have sweat through my shirt this morning on the way to work, but that doesnt mean the NFL season isnt already underway.

Its mid-September, and following the conclusion of the San Francisco 49ers 28-0 beatdown of the Los Angeles Rams on Monday Night Football, Week 1 of this NFL season is officially in the books.

Now, I dont know how you like to spend your Sundays during the NFL season, but for most games, I like to hunker down in my apartment with friends, drink a little, order Seamless and pray to every deity known to man the New York Giants find a way to pull out a win.

This past Sunday, though, I gave into the allure that is going to a bar, eating too many wings, drinking too much beer and watching football all day.

Let me be clear, I do not condone this sort of behavior on a weekly basis, but for Week 1, I thought it was more than appropriate.

Immediately after walking into a crowded bar on the Upper West Side, I realized why I gave up the going-out-for-NFL-games tradition years ago.

Despite the fact my friends and I had a reservation, we still had to wait for a table. The bar was crowded, loud, lacking in good TV coverage and filled with all manner of football fans.

There were fans of seemingly every team in the league, as well as some folks who looked like theyd never watched a football game in their lives.

Im going to go out on a limb here and say I wasnt the only one who encountered such fuckery during Week 1 of the NFL season.

While youre still getting over that hangover, check out the 12 types of fans you definitely met at the bar during the first week of the NFL season.

1. The dude who wore a jersey over a polo shirt.

I wish I didnt see this, but then I saw it again while watching the Steelers play the Redskins on Monday Night Football. Dont do this, ever.

2. The woman who sat in a booth by herself watching the US Open final.

Look, I love tennis as much as the next person, but this lady was cheering for Stan Wawrinka harder than any NFL fan in the entire bar. I think that event mightve been better suited for viewing in the home.

3. The guy who had Deez Nuts taped over a name on the back of his jersey.

Hey, why buy a new jersey just because the player whose jersey you bought signed with another team? Im really, really tired of seeing electrical tape on the back of sports jerseys. We dont even have to discuss the replacement name this dude went with.

4. The man who felt the need to high five everyone after every play, regardless of what happened.

I was down with this dude in the first quarter, but by halftime, I was ready to try and move my seat. No more touching, bro. Lets just celebrate in our own personal space, OK?

5. The lady who couldnt figure out why the bar was so crowded on a Sunday.

I bullshit you not. And to make matter worse, she kept asking out loud, like she actually wanted an answer.

6. The dude in a Bills jersey who was hammered before the 1 pmkickoffs and well after the 4 pm games ended.

Stay classy, Buffalo. Bills Mafia for life.

7. The guy who clapped vigorously after every first down like he was cheering for his kid at the Olympics.

Its a wonder this dude didnt run out of energy by the end of the third quarter. I guess buffalo wing sauce and Bud Lights will fuel you up just enough for a three-hour football game.

8. The woman who ordered numerous glasses of white wine.

Look, Im not one of these drink-shamers. I think you should enjoy whatever alcoholic beverage floats your boat and makes you feel loved. But when it comes to football on Sunday, for the love of God, dont order white wine at the bar. Please.

9. The man who said he didnt want any wings but then eyed everyone else eating wings like a crack fiend.

We all have that one friend. Friends dont let friends pretend to diet on NFL Sundays and then throw off the entire tables wing order.

10. The dude wearing a Giants hat that looked like it spent the last 50 years in a time capsule.

Go to Dicks or Modells, or any other place of your choosing, and get yourself a hat from this decade, sir. Your retro hat isnt cool, it makes you look like you treat showering as more of a weekly option than a daily necessity.

11. The lady screaming at the top of her lungs every time the Cowboys completed a pass.

We get it, youre rooting for the Cowboys. Hell, I think the Cowboys heard this woman all the way in Dallas. Didnt help em win, though. Out of respect for your fellow patrons, please try and cheer when, like, everyone else thinks its appropriate to do so.

12. The guy who looked like he was cheering for both teams, so you werent sure whichhe was actually a fan of.

I dont know, man. If I cant tell which teamyoure rooting for at first glance, I dont trust you. You could be an inside man for ISIS for all I know.

Heres to an action-packed Week 2!

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12 Types Of Fans You Met At The Bar During The First Week Of The NFL Season

I may have sweat through my shirt this morning on the way to work, but that doesnt mean the NFL season isnt already underway.

Its mid-September, and following the conclusion of the San Francisco 49ers 28-0 beatdown of the Los Angeles Rams on Monday Night Football, Week 1 of this NFL season is officially in the books.

Now, I dont know how you like to spend your Sundays during the NFL season, but for most games, I like to hunker down in my apartment with friends, drink a little, order Seamless and pray to every deity known to man the New York Giants find a way to pull out a win.

This past Sunday, though, I gave into the allure that is going to a bar, eating too many wings, drinking too much beer and watching football all day.

Let me be clear, I do not condone this sort of behavior on a weekly basis, but for Week 1, I thought it was more than appropriate.

Immediately after walking into a crowded bar on the Upper West Side, I realized why I gave up the going-out-for-NFL-games tradition years ago.

Despite the fact my friends and I had a reservation, we still had to wait for a table. The bar was crowded, loud, lacking in good TV coverage and filled with all manner of football fans.

There were fans of seemingly every team in the league, as well as some folks who looked like theyd never watched a football game in their lives.

Im going to go out on a limb here and say I wasnt the only one who encountered such fuckery during Week 1 of the NFL season.

While youre still getting over that hangover, check out the 12 types of fans you definitely met at the bar during the first week of the NFL season.

1. The dude who wore a jersey over a polo shirt.

I wish I didnt see this, but then I saw it again while watching the Steelers play the Redskins on Monday Night Football. Dont do this, ever.

2. The woman who sat in a booth by herself watching the US Open final.

Look, I love tennis as much as the next person, but this lady was cheering for Stan Wawrinka harder than any NFL fan in the entire bar. I think that event mightve been better suited for viewing in the home.

3. The guy who had Deez Nuts taped over a name on the back of his jersey.

Hey, why buy a new jersey just because the player whose jersey you bought signed with another team? Im really, really tired of seeing electrical tape on the back of sports jerseys. We dont even have to discuss the replacement name this dude went with.

4. The man who felt the need to high five everyone after every play, regardless of what happened.

I was down with this dude in the first quarter, but by halftime, I was ready to try and move my seat. No more touching, bro. Lets just celebrate in our own personal space, OK?

5. The lady who couldnt figure out why the bar was so crowded on a Sunday.

I bullshit you not. And to make matter worse, she kept asking out loud, like she actually wanted an answer.

6. The dude in a Bills jersey who was hammered before the 1 pmkickoffs and well after the 4 pm games ended.

Stay classy, Buffalo. Bills Mafia for life.

7. The guy who clapped vigorously after every first down like he was cheering for his kid at the Olympics.

Its a wonder this dude didnt run out of energy by the end of the third quarter. I guess buffalo wing sauce and Bud Lights will fuel you up just enough for a three-hour football game.

8. The woman who ordered numerous glasses of white wine.

Look, Im not one of these drink-shamers. I think you should enjoy whatever alcoholic beverage floats your boat and makes you feel loved. But when it comes to football on Sunday, for the love of God, dont order white wine at the bar. Please.

9. The man who said he didnt want any wings but then eyed everyone else eating wings like a crack fiend.

We all have that one friend. Friends dont let friends pretend to diet on NFL Sundays and then throw off the entire tables wing order.

10. The dude wearing a Giants hat that looked like it spent the last 50 years in a time capsule.

Go to Dicks or Modells, or any other place of your choosing, and get yourself a hat from this decade, sir. Your retro hat isnt cool, it makes you look like you treat showering as more of a weekly option than a daily necessity.

11. The lady screaming at the top of her lungs every time the Cowboys completed a pass.

We get it, youre rooting for the Cowboys. Hell, I think the Cowboys heard this woman all the way in Dallas. Didnt help em win, though. Out of respect for your fellow patrons, please try and cheer when, like, everyone else thinks its appropriate to do so.

12. The guy who looked like he was cheering for both teams, so you werent sure whichhe was actually a fan of.

I dont know, man. If I cant tell which teamyoure rooting for at first glance, I dont trust you. You could be an inside man for ISIS for all I know.

Heres to an action-packed Week 2!

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12 Types Of Fans You Met At The Bar During The First Week Of The NFL Season

I may have sweat through my shirt this morning on the way to work, but that doesnt mean the NFL season isnt already underway.

Its mid-September, and following the conclusion of the San Francisco 49ers 28-0 beatdown of the Los Angeles Rams on Monday Night Football, Week 1 of this NFL season is officially in the books.

Now, I dont know how you like to spend your Sundays during the NFL season, but for most games, I like to hunker down in my apartment with friends, drink a little, order Seamless and pray to every deity known to man the New York Giants find a way to pull out a win.

This past Sunday, though, I gave into the allure that is going to a bar, eating too many wings, drinking too much beer and watching football all day.

Let me be clear, I do not condone this sort of behavior on a weekly basis, but for Week 1, I thought it was more than appropriate.

Immediately after walking into a crowded bar on the Upper West Side, I realized why I gave up the going-out-for-NFL-games tradition years ago.

Despite the fact my friends and I had a reservation, we still had to wait for a table. The bar was crowded, loud, lacking in good TV coverage and filled with all manner of football fans.

There were fans of seemingly every team in the league, as well as some folks who looked like theyd never watched a football game in their lives.

Im going to go out on a limb here and say I wasnt the only one who encountered such fuckery during Week 1 of the NFL season.

While youre still getting over that hangover, check out the 12 types of fans you definitely met at the bar during the first week of the NFL season.

1. The dude who wore a jersey over a polo shirt.

I wish I didnt see this, but then I saw it again while watching the Steelers play the Redskins on Monday Night Football. Dont do this, ever.

2. The woman who sat in a booth by herself watching the US Open final.

Look, I love tennis as much as the next person, but this lady was cheering for Stan Wawrinka harder than any NFL fan in the entire bar. I think that event mightve been better suited for viewing in the home.

3. The guy who had Deez Nuts taped over a name on the back of his jersey.

Hey, why buy a new jersey just because the player whose jersey you bought signed with another team? Im really, really tired of seeing electrical tape on the back of sports jerseys. We dont even have to discuss the replacement name this dude went with.

4. The man who felt the need to high five everyone after every play, regardless of what happened.

I was down with this dude in the first quarter, but by halftime, I was ready to try and move my seat. No more touching, bro. Lets just celebrate in our own personal space, OK?

5. The lady who couldnt figure out why the bar was so crowded on a Sunday.

I bullshit you not. And to make matter worse, she kept asking out loud, like she actually wanted an answer.

6. The dude in a Bills jersey who was hammered before the 1 pmkickoffs and well after the 4 pm games ended.

Stay classy, Buffalo. Bills Mafia for life.

7. The guy who clapped vigorously after every first down like he was cheering for his kid at the Olympics.

Its a wonder this dude didnt run out of energy by the end of the third quarter. I guess buffalo wing sauce and Bud Lights will fuel you up just enough for a three-hour football game.

8. The woman who ordered numerous glasses of white wine.

Look, Im not one of these drink-shamers. I think you should enjoy whatever alcoholic beverage floats your boat and makes you feel loved. But when it comes to football on Sunday, for the love of God, dont order white wine at the bar. Please.

9. The man who said he didnt want any wings but then eyed everyone else eating wings like a crack fiend.

We all have that one friend. Friends dont let friends pretend to diet on NFL Sundays and then throw off the entire tables wing order.

10. The dude wearing a Giants hat that looked like it spent the last 50 years in a time capsule.

Go to Dicks or Modells, or any other place of your choosing, and get yourself a hat from this decade, sir. Your retro hat isnt cool, it makes you look like you treat showering as more of a weekly option than a daily necessity.

11. The lady screaming at the top of her lungs every time the Cowboys completed a pass.

We get it, youre rooting for the Cowboys. Hell, I think the Cowboys heard this woman all the way in Dallas. Didnt help em win, though. Out of respect for your fellow patrons, please try and cheer when, like, everyone else thinks its appropriate to do so.

12. The guy who looked like he was cheering for both teams, so you werent sure whichhe was actually a fan of.

I dont know, man. If I cant tell which teamyoure rooting for at first glance, I dont trust you. You could be an inside man for ISIS for all I know.

Heres to an action-packed Week 2!

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