He Tian: I'm single...you're single...you know what this means
Mo: Yeah
Mo: We ugly
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Jian: You do realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with Mo Guan Shan?
Tian: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it?
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Kremy, trying to convince Torbek to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Gideon: And loud!
Gricko: And depressed!
Frost: And oblivious to reality.
Torbek:
Torbek: Aww guys Torbek would love to!
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Mo Guan Shan: Stop it.
He Tian: What? I didn't even do anything. I didn't even say anything.
Mo Guan Shan: You look like you're up to no good.
He Tian: ...This is just my face.
Mo Guan Shan: Exactly.
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Mo: He Tian and I aren’t friends anymore.
Tian: Baby that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re dating.
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Xixi: "Hey, A-Yi. Where did all this money come from?"
Jian yi: "From He tian."
Xixi: "He gave it to you? For what? Did you blackmail him?"
Jian yi: "No, he paid me, in exchange for very important pictures."
Xixi: "Oh, you got evidence for the she li case?”
Jian yi: "No, Momo's baby pictures."
Xixi: "...How much?"
cheat:
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He Tian: Okay, so get this.
He Tian: You make ten meals, you're not a cook.
He Tian: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.
He Tian: But you kill ONE PERSON—
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Tian: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Mo:
Mo: I like you
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*dinner at the HE residence*
Mo: This food looks way too good to eat!
Brother Qiu: ...
Zzx: ...
He Tian: You look too good to eat-
He Cheng: *sighs* here we go...
Jian Yi: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.
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