#2 drivethrus bitch

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[billkaulitzwife]

can you please do hc for dating johnny? (sfw + nsfw) thank you!

Yall are tiring me out I HAVE SCHOO-

ofc, non!! tysm for the request, golden <33

Dating Johnny Cade. (SFW + NSFW)

WARNINGS!!

swearing, ed, cuts, sh, mentions of sêx, etc.

Now Playing: Rosemary

johnny is definitely a deftones guy.

SFW

He calls you doll, darlin, sunshine, baby, etc..

He's not much of a sexual guy, he loves romance

Johnny wouldn't trade you for the world

omg he smells like orange peels im js putting it out there.

The moment he finds out you're getting picked on or flirted with

theyre

dead.

meat.

he packs a punch.

like say bob was trying sum w u, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

He's so lovable and sweet

he writes you notes on gum wrappers and sticks them in your locker

hes good at persuading the teachers to let him sit next to you

HE CALLS YOU BEAUTIFUL IN ITALIAN

JOHNNY IS SO SWEET

valentine's and ur birthday

he has money set aside for flowers

.

him and pony wld work at DQ together and you and dally would pull to the drivethru like

u and dallas: "YURR"

johnny: "hey, babe! 10.57 at the window."

dally: "i didnt even order yet"

johnny: "YALL ARE THE ONLY BITCHES COMING THRU MY DRIVE THRU AT 2:45 EVERY DAY SAYING "YURR""

.

Hes actually so sweet tho

Dallas keeps his eye on you

makes sure you're good enough for his son

im so serious when i say dallas would take you in as his child but u and his son are dating so thatd be weird

he'd definitely be all kissy and soft when hes tired

he believes communication is key unlike COUGHCOUGHMYEXCOUGHCOUGH

johnny is always by your side

even when ur pissing

hes outside the door

"can i hug you yet"

"JOHNATHAN MATTHEW CADE"

"sorry mi amor"

idk why but i think he'd hate pop and country

js like me fr

NSFW

when he bottoms he knows how bad you love his moans and whines so he lets them all out

hed 10/10 let you ride

and 10/10 wld smash

i mean he does both

when youre giving him head, this man tenses up so much and squirms

he doesnt like hurting you so he'll always thrust slow (at first).

if he ever found out you had an ed, he wouldn't be willing to do anything bc he wants you to be healthy

if you had sh scars, he wouldnt grab your wrists

hed be gentle on your thighs

he wouldnt grab your waist

he would hold your hand.

johnny would do anything to kiss you while fucking.

i swear on my life

he would beg you to kiss him

when you kiss his scar when shits heated

IT GETS SO MUH BETTER

1-10 wld u let him hit, answer in the comm-

this kid loves sloppy makeout sessions that turn out to be sex

like if saliva is all kinda running down your chins he'd get turned on

wait did i just fucking say he has a spit kink.

he def like hickeys

giving and receiving

he loves being called baby or something

anyways

guys im so tired. I LOVE YOU GOLDENS AND TY AGAIN NON!!🫶🫶

[cometcrystal]

time for the post about the bitches at work yesterday bc i was too tired from dealing with bitches at work to make this post last night

in general it was a very harrowing day because from after lunch til about 3:45 or 4 the drive thru was NON FUCKING STOP i am not exaggerating there were literally no moments to breathe for like 3 or 4 straight hours

first bitch was a woman who called on the phone and wanted to see if her direct deposit went in. so i pulled it up bc i know how to look at transactions. and i asked her a couple a questions that she should know the answer to i.e. address because youre not supposed to just give out info over the phone without making sure its the right person and she was like I. JUST. WANT. TO. SEE. MY. DIRECT. DEPOSIT. and i was like okay maam and then i didn’t know what to look for in transactions bc i hadn’t been told yet (apparently it’s a weird string of letters and not something simple) so i was like “where do you work” figuring maybe it would be listed as coming from there and she was like DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING and i said im sorry maam im new and still training and she was like Yeah you are. Transfer me to someone else.

second bitch was a man at the drivethru window with a cool spider necklace but i didnt tell him it was cool because he ended up bein rude to me. he had a bunch of checks to scan bc it was a business so i did that and deposited it and was like here u go. and he was like i wanted $600 in change. and i was like oh im sorry about that i didn’t realize you wanted change but i can get you to fill out a withdrawl slip and you can get it that way too. and he was like it messes me up when you do it like that. and i was like well sorry but thats the only way i know how to do it after the deposit is done. and idk why he was mad about that because it’s the same fucking result either way. and THEN he was like looking at his receipt and he was like “this isn’t the total” and i was like “what” and he was like “the total is 1135. the receipt says 1035.” so i looked and on the deposit slip he wrote the FUCKING TOTAL 1 LINE ABOVE A SPACE WHERE HE WROTE 1035 SO 1035 WAS AT THE BOTTOM AND I ASSUMED LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON THAT THE BOTTOM LINE WAS THE FUCKING TOTAL OF EVRYTHING ABOVE IT BUT HE WROTE 1135 ABOVE IT and he was like “aren’t you supposed to know what you’re doing???” to me. and two of the checks apparently didn’t scan so i just scanned those and deposited them. but WHY THE FUCK DID THE 2 CHECKS THAT DIDN’T SCAN ADD UP TO THE EXACT AMOUNT ON THE BOTTOM LINE THAT I THOUGHT WAS THE TOTAL WHY THE FUCK DID HE WRITE THE DEPOSIT SLIP THIS WAY WHY DID THE CHECKS ADD UP THAT WAY AND WHY DIDN’T HE JUST WRITE THE FUCKING TOTAL AT THE BOTTOM BECAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT TWO OF THE CHECKS DIDN’T SCAN AND WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM

[fuck-customers]

Was thrown in drivethru today because it's the 4th and we were shortstaffed. We are slammed so I have no time to remember who is ordering what, I just look at the screen, get my orders and make the drinks asap. Couple pulls up, they had only ordered 2 large drinks and the lady got out of her car and is yelling at me because I didn't have her pull up and wait out front to get drinks quicker. BITCH, YOU WANT QUICK DRINKS ORDER INSIDE! Told her sorry we're understaffed. Closed the window idgaf 🙄

[gemstonepotato]

A compilation of dumb, out of context things I’ve said on Discord (LANGUAGE WARNING)

Jelly of Thomas Sanders because 1) he’s hot as fUkc, 2) he’s funny, talented, AND gay???

OKAY BUT LIME

B(itch)

Mike, go björk yourself, you stupid beef Wellington bitch.

Get toasted, you milky dishrag

Dyno, I’m gonna gently fuck you with a chainsaw, and you won’t even like it.

“hey nerds, it’s ya boi, DemonDaddy69 coming back at you with another Minecraft sex mod-“

I’m going to dust your bones, Mike.

Well I’m daddy and I say yes Murder

Remember kids, homicide is okay. Homiecide is not.

Mike, I am a being fueled by Spite and Sleep Deprivation.

The act of heterodiddling is to do a lewd and kids come out

Suck my ass Dyno

I can’t threaten you if you’re a fuckin masochist

let me deepthroat a popsicle without fucking dying

remember kids, cannibalism is okay

im gonna eat your fucking toes unless you love yourself

if you keep talking bad about yourself im going to physically fight you

I’m taking ALL OF YOUR ANKLES

hoes mad. I’m hoes.

Cheri’s thirsty as shit isn’t she

I do not consent to being vored

Use a knifu to end your wifu’s lifu UwU

Yeah Llame is a full 4 course meal >:[

I’m you but I can say fuck

So to answer your question, no Xero, I am not gay for Thomas, I’m straight for Thomas

Y’all better be nice to him or else I’ll be shoving your own feet up your asses

Have y’all even SEEN the PS5 NSFW?

HEAVEN + HELL = HELLEN

I literally just said: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🥄

Chili thinks everyone who so much as breathes in her direction is abusing her

“sculwr’s” -Gem, attempting to type “sucker’s,” circa 2020

COOKIE x GEM = COOM

Hrrng, Cookie, I’m tryna be a general nuisance, but I’m DUMMY THICC, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the members.

I’m just a walking shitpost generator

Height: 5’9

Age: 14 but I’m basically an adult eight?

Nickname: Dumbass

Extra: Tall,,

Any ship detail: Cookie’s kinda hot tho

SIR THIS IS A MCDONALDS DRIVETHRU

It’s like cartography (map making) but like Sexual

The female’s gotta be female

I don’t like the absence of no ?? Gender

PEEPEE BOBS

WE SHIP LLALII AROUND THESE HERE PARTS, BUCKAROO

HEY HEY HEY WE SLEEPIN TITS OUT BOYES

coke as in the soda or the drug

God has left the game.

NYA NYA MOTHERFU-

You can chop up coffee and eat a coffee salad

“thh gg stscenough” -me, trying to type “that’s enough” circa 2020

sexy swag shades

This is just “Thanks, I hate it” but kinkier

suck my ass Mike

I will quite literally kick your ass

“Aliigator fuck me” -Llame 2020

“I have her sexy pictures” -Llame 2020, about Gem

I’m just gonna way my sandwich

You made it to the end??? That’s kinda lame.

[lavenderspike]

On my last night shift at Mickey d's almost everyone called out so a coworker blocked lane 2 off with cones so the poor drivethru guy (me) wouldn't be overwhelmed All night people who came through said "your other lane is blocked?" yes bitch this was done on purpose