#2p Hetalia nswf

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Can I ask for a 2p Russia nsfw alphabet?

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A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• Not much happens, usually just gets them a glass of water or whatever drink they want and then goes about his own business unless they specifically ask for something

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He likes his eyes, it's only of the few things he ctively likes about himself and it's just because everyone compliments them

• He loves all of them, no specific thing really jumps out to him as being less perfect than everything else

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• Prefers to just use a condom, but he does like to cum inside them if he's given the opportunity

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• Has almost definitely wrote some kind of smut before, he writes all the time so it's come up every now and again, he'd rather die than let anyone see the absolute filth he writes when he's horny

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• He's not experienced at all, he's very awkward about it, he's really only had a couple experiences in his entire lifetime

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Prefers them to ride him, he thinks it’s better if they’re able to set pace and things like that, he knows he can’t control his strength sometimes

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• He’s not very goofy, in general, but he’s not extremely serious either. He’s just really relaxed.

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• It’s darker than his hair and he’s decently well groomed, usually shaves whenever he have a shower

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• He can be very romantic, he really only sleeps with his partner and he always wants them to know how much he loves them

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Very rarely, he doesn’t have the time for it and refuses to make time for something “unimportant” when he could be doing “better things”

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Size Kink (He loves being bigger than them)

• Dacryphilia (Crying)

• Hate sex (Would rather die than admit this one)

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• Their bedroom, he knows his has too much stuff everywhere to be able to do anything comfortable (specifically the number of books that are laying in his bed)

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Nothing specifically turns him on, it's usually his his partner being flirty with him that gets him in the mood

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Not into pain, he hates it, doesn’t want anything to do with being in pain

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Prefers to give, he’s not a huge fan of either but he’ll do what makes his partner happy

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• He lets them decide all of that, he doesn't want to accidentally hurt them with how rough he can be

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• Doesn’t like them at all, he'd rather not

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• He's not really that open to it, he knows what he likes and prefers to stick to it

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• Usually only two rounds, he gets tired easily, takes around 9 minutes to cum

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• Doesn’t have any and doesn’t really want one, he's never really seen the point in them

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• Doesn't really tease at all, usually only if he's annoyed and needs a way to get that frustration out

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• Pretty quiet, rare to hear him make any kind of noise other than groaning a couple times when he's close/cumming

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• Has a small part of his library that is just filled with the most smut filled stories that he's embarrassed he enjoyed, refuses to let anyone near it

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• Bigger than average, around 7 inches and it curves upwards slightly

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• Very low, usually just does so because his partner wants to, doesn't actively seek it out himself even if he is horny

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Will probably not fall asleep afterwards, too much to do

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2P Prussia NSFW alphabet :D

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A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• He’s super attentive to them, makes sure that they’re alright. He’s a lot calmer as well, usually ends up just relaxing afterwards.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He doesn’t really have a favourite part of himself, he sees his body very neutrally, nothing is good but nothing is bad either

• Hips/thighs, especially if they have hip dips, he’s absolutely obsessed with them

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• Usually ends up cumming on either his or their stomach

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• He’s extremely sensitive and has absolutely cum just because someone was touching his thighs, he’s extremely embarrassed about how fast he cums

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• He’s pretty experienced, not hugely, so he knows what he’s doing

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Whether he tops or bottoms, it’s basic missionary, he just finds it the easiest

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• He might crack a joke if he’s feeling awkward or embarrassed but it’s rare, usually just meads to him feeling more embarrassed anyway

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• Really only grooms himself if he knows that he’s going to be having sex, it’s hard to shave. He has no pigment in his body so all his hair (eyelashes, eyebrows, pubes, etc) is the same white colour.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• He’s intimate but not a huge fan of being verbally romantic so it’s mostly just kisses to different parts of their body to show that

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Wakes up hard a lot of the time so it’s usually just to get rid of that

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Overstimulation (Giving, receiving)

• Bondage (For them, sadly can’t be tied up as much as he wants to)

• Praise kink (Receiving)

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• Anywhere at their house, literally anywhere, doesn’t really have a preference

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• MASSAGES He’s tense all the time and combined with how sensitive he can be, it’s the best way to get him in the mood

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Anything at his house, not happening

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Prefers to give, he loves his head being forced between someone’s legs to get them off, he just has to be careful with his jaw

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• He’s never really consistent with his pace, it’s different every time, he doesn’t really have a preference

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• He’s alright with them, no real opinion, would prefer something else

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• He’s usually fine with experimenting and risks as long as it’s discussed beforehand, it’s rare he’ll say no to trying something at least once

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• Usually 3 is his limit but he can go longer if they make him (with sufficient breaks), he usually only lasts a couple of minutes

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He’s too embarrassed to get one, he lives with his brother and would curl up and die if they accidentally opened the package

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• He doesn’t really tease, it just doesn’t do anything for him

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• When he tops, he’s more quiet, he tries his best to keep quiet and not moan because he thinks it’s embarrassing

• When he bottoms, he’s very vocal, he’ll literally whimper for his partner if they’re making him feeling good which isn’t hard

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• His joints are prone to popping out so he has to be quite careful during sex, he can’t do some things because of it and that annoys him a lot

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• Very average, around 5 inches, it’s the same colour as the rest of his body

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• It's not super high, maybe a couple times a week and he's satisfied

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• He can't sleep most of the time, so it's either a tiny nap right away or he won't sleep at all

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Top kinks for 2p nordics please <3

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2p Norway:

• Temperature play

• Public sex

• Making porn

• Begging or being made to beg

2p Denmark:

• Tying people up (aka bondage)

• Dom/sub dynamics (Dom)

• Spitting on people

• Overstimulation

2p Finland:

• Orgasm denial (prefers to give)

• Doing anything in front of people

• Choking/Breath play

• Anal (Idk if this counts but it’s here)

2p Sweden:

• Praise kink (giving, doesn’t mind receiving but it doesn’t do much for him)

• Creampies

• Overstimulation (mostly giving)

• Food Play

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I was wondering what you thought the 2p! axis would be like in regards to aftercare?

2p N. Italy gets very cuddly afterwards but he usually runs them a bath and cleans up the bed while they’re in there before actually cuddling with them. He’ll join them if they want help with anything like washing their hair or if anywhere is sore, but he would prefer to get cleaned up as quickly as possible.

2p S. Italy usually ends up extremely tired after sex so he might end up falling asleep right away for an hour or two. However, if he does stay up, he usually ends up cooking them something to eat/drink and tries his best to stay awake until they fall asleep themselves.

2p Germany will do whatever they ask of him, he really doesn’t care what it is, he just wants to make sure they’re as comfortable as possible. He usually has things like gatorade/lucozade for if they’re dehydrated/thirsty by his bed, he tries his best to be prepared so he doesn’t have to leave them for long.

2p Japan usually just gets them a drink and/or some painkillers, if they need any. Other than that, not much. If they ask, he may oblige, but he wouldn’t want anyone doing something for him and he doesn’t acknowledge that people have different wants a lot of the time.

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2p Germany nsfw alphabet 👀

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A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• He usually has lucozade/gatorade for hydration and painkillers somewhere close for if they need it. He’ll get them whatever they ask or do almost anything to make them more comfortable, he doesn’t mind.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• For his body, there’s not anything specific, he’s spent years building muscle so he’s extremely proud of that fact, he loves almost all of his body. • For their body, he likes their chest. Big, little, literally none, doesn’t care. It’s mostly how sensitive it can be that makes him like it. If they’re not sensitive there, it’ll likely be their thighs.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• Absolutely no care in the world where it goes, he’s just annoyed he has to clean up afterwards because he can never get himself to right away. He usually ends up cuming on people’s backs or stomachs, mostly because they’re the ones to clean it off.

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• The amount of times he’s left a world meeting, using needing the bathroom as an excuse, and just jacking off is uncountable. However, he’s done it a couple times under the table while still in the room and has somehow never got caught, likely because no one pays attention to him during them.

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• He’s very experienced, he’s not the most experienced of any nation but he still definitely knows what he’s doing. 

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• If he tops, doggy style, he will never change his mind on it being the best. • If he bottoms, whatever position they want him in is his favourite.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• Usually, he is. He'll sometimes crack a joke or two in the middle of it because something popped into his mind and he doesn't usually think on things before just blurting them out.

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• He usually forgets to, needing prompting from someone so that he'll trim and tidy himself up. It's a few shades darker than his hair so it's noticably different.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• He's usually not very intimate or romantic unless they express that they want it to be, he'd likely never actually do it because he decides to, himself.

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Usually it's when he wakes up and before he goes to bed every day, he's fine replacing it with actual sex but it is usually that. Somehow, it wakes him up in the morning but tires him out at night.

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Degredation and praise (Giving, recieving) • Bondage (Doesn't care which end he's on) • Extremely masochistic

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• During world meetings. He loves just going off to a clost or the bathroom with his partner and spending the rest of the meeting fucking them instead of actually being there.

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Almost anything, to be honest. Sometimes, even just touching him is enough to get him going.

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• He's not into any kind of cucking. If he's in a relationship with them, he's fine with the idea of three/four/whatever-somes where he's involved but cucking is just completely off the table.

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Extremely skilled, one of the best nations at giving oral. He does prefer to give, he will never complain about recieving but he will need to then reciprocate because he feels like he has to.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• It entirely depends on the other person's preferance. Usually, if it's left up to him, it's pretty fast and rough, usually randomly getting slower and gentler if he decides to edge them.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• Loves them, has no issue with them. Typically, he goes for quickies when he randomly gets hard in public and needs it gone.

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• He loves experimenting, he's up to try pretty much everything once, and also loves risks. He's always up for either.

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• He can go up to 4 rounds but then he absolutely needs a break, likely up for more afterwards. Very average, lasts around 7 minutes until he's overstiulated where he cums a lot faster each time.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He has quite a few, it's not a large collection but it's definitely more than the average person. He's fine using them on either him or his partner, he really doesn't mind either way.

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• He teases as much as they let him, which is usually a lot when they do. He loves it when they start to beg, it makes him feel powerful, in a way.

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• He’s pretty loud and also very verbal. He moans, groans, grunts, whatever other noise there is. Verbally, it's usually praises or some form of dirty talk, he usually doesn't realise he's actually talking

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• He’s completely infertile/sterile, he still wears a condom on things like random hook ups or one night stands but, in a relationship with someone who can get pregnant, he usually won’t (obviously with consent from partner).

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• He’s pretty average, around 6 inches and it's pretty girthy. He has a single ampallang piercing sometimes, he usually has to get it redone due to nation healing.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• Extremely high, he actively wants to fuck multiple times a day. Sometimes it dips a little but it's very rare.

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Falls asleep as soon as aftercare is done, almost immediately, which is usually maybe 15-20 minutes. If they need to go somewhere afterwards, he'll be asleep in 5 minutes.

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S/o caught masterbating ask, 2p Canada, 2p France and 2p N. Italy

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2p N. Italy just lingers in the doorway, his libido is rather low and he’s aware his S/O has wants they can fulfil themselves, but that doesn’t stop him from wanting to watch them as they do so. If they tell him to leave, he will, but he will degrade them as they touch themselves if he’s allowed to stay.

2p Canada immediately apologises to them, strangely calm after just walking in on them. He’d leave and close the door behind them if they don’t ask him to stay, he doesn’t expect them to want to sleep with him just because they’re masturbating. He doesn’t bring it up afterwards, he doesn’t want them to be embarrassed.

2p France pretty much has sex on the mind 24/7, it’s likely what he was coming to see them about. Though, it does take him a moment to register what’s on front of him because it was such a shock, but he’s extremely horny. If they don’t want to have actual sex, he’ll just ask if he can watch (and preferably jack off as well).

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Can you do reactions for 2p America, 2p Canada + others to walking in on their partner in a sexual pose with their 1p but it’s an accident/coincidence? Their s/o is oblivious and their 1p is feeling awkward/in the mood

2p America will immediately attempt to fight his 1p, their relationship is rocky as it is and this is probably the nail in the coffin. He doesn’t care if it was an accident, on purpose, a coincidence, whatever. He has a bad habit of being a tad possessive, and it really shows in situations like that.

2p Canada is essentially best friends with his 1p so he’d probably assume that it was a complete accident. He would make sure they’re both alright and continue on as normal, he doesn’t care much for an explanation but if they want to say what happened, he’ll listen. He’s just really unbothered by it.

2p France is screaming at his 1p, likely in French. Francis can cry his best to explain away the situation but the likelihood of Louis listening is very low. It’s likely not until his S/O blurts out some semblance of an explanation that he actually calms down enough to listen. He’s been cheated on before, he’s constantly worried it’ll happen again.

2p Sweden is just very confused, all three of them would just be staring at each other, wordlessly. He knows, logically, that his 1p wouldn’t try anything like that, but a part of him has the intense urge to hit him. He doesn’t, he helps them both up and listens to the explanation. He still sits between his S/O and 1p afterwards.

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Same ask for 2p Japan and the sub whiny s/o, only with 2p America and 2p N Italy

2p N. Italy is incredibly flustered, he was not expecting it at all and it caught him SO off guard which isn’t something he’s used to happening. He can’t look at them in the eyes either, he has no idea what to say or what to do or anything and he doesn’t dare bring it up, the both of them can just go about their day and it will not be referenced.

2p America has just had his ego boosted by so much, he’s a cocky little shit at the best of times, and this will make him even more so. He thinks it’s really hot that he can make them so vocal and loud, he’ll constantly reference how they are to tease/embarrass them at random points in the day because he likes to see how flustered they get about it, he thinks it’s adorable.

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2p Japan reacting to a super and shy quiet s/o who is easily embarrassed. But the moment they get in the mood they are a super vocal, needy, LOUD, whiny, dirty, sl*tty sub who loves to be teased a lot and likes it rough. But as soon as they are done they are shy and quiet again. They turn bright red, try to hide their face, wrap themselves in blankets and avoid eye contact. The s/o does take some quick glances at him but looks away when he looks back. They obviously are super embarrassed about how dirty they acted.

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- Will immediately tease them about it with no hesitation, just so he can see how embarrassed and red they will get because of it

- Keeps looking right at them so they make eye contact and hide their face again because he thinks it’s amusing

- He thinks it’s pretty attractive but also kind of hilarious how quickly they switch between the two

- Likely wants to go another round solely so he can see them like that again, he gets almost a weird ego boost knowing he’s able to do that to them and gets to see them like that

- He LIVES for hearing how good he makes his partners feel so he wouldn’t have it any other way, he absolutely loves it

- Always trying to make them louder and louder, literally does not care if anyone hears - would likely just end up teasing his S/O about being too loud and jokingly embarrassing them if someone did actually hear

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Hello! 💞

Could I have headcanons for a top 2p!England? 🌸

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- Extremely sweet and gentle with his partner, he'll always make sure that they're alright and enjoying themselves

- He uses a lot of petnames for them, in general, but he uses them a lot more during these moments. It's typically things like love, honey, dear, sweetheart, etc.

- A lot of small kisses almost anywhere on their body at any available chance he gets

- Makes a lot of eye contact, he feels like it's more intimate that way but seeing their face at all is good, if they can't make eye contact for any reason

- Constantly running his hands all over their body, he may be insecure about his own but ANY body type is beautiful to him and knowing they trust him enough to see every part of them gets him off a LOT

- Mostly sleepy morning sex with them on top on him is his favourite, can accidentally fall asleep afterwards though, but does make sure they finish first otherwise he'd feel guilty

- Aftercare even if he hasn't been rough or anything. He holds them in his arms, tells them how amazing they were, says that he loves them, etc. Almost nothing will stop this man from diong it, he feels like it's important for them to know he loves them

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Would any 2ps be into getting pegged? If so, who?

(I’ve never really thought of it before so here are a couple I thought of! Sorry there’s not much 🖤)

2p S. Italy

2p Germany

2p Russia

2p Prussia

2p Hungary

2p Finland