#3091

[sleepsucks]

[thewertsearch]

TG: i just want to know whats really going on here TG: before i decide to start choppin off the heads of outrageously good looking snoozing dudes [...] TG: something about this doesnt add up

Dave knows Terezi well enough to know he's being fucked with. What's her game?

TG: i dont remember sleeping on this bed TG: or reaching the god tier im pretty sure thats something id remember TG: so is he from the future [...] GC: NOP3!

I think I know what Terezi is trying to do.

This is an offshoot Dave. He's from a doomed timeline, and fate decrees he must die. Even if Dave Prime spares him here, it won't matter in the long run - the game simply can't abide his existence.

Now, when I first heard about this concept, I wondered if there was a way to rules-lawyer your way out of this predicament. Davesprite seems fine, and it's possible that his doom was suppressed or nullified by the Kernelsprite's resurrective properties. It can bring back the dead, so why can't it save a dead man walking?

The Quest Bed is an incredibly powerful device, and its capabilities aren't quite clear yet. This one is designed to resurrect Dave Strider - but can it only resurrect Dave Strider? Will it work for any Player, or any Knight of Time? Is it picky about which Dave Strider it resurrects? Can it undo an alt-Dave's death, or overrule it before it takes effect?

These things are worth looking into. Terezi seems to agree, and she's perfectly willing to sacrifice a few kids in the name of scientific enquiry - lest we forget the last doomed timeline she made.

GC: 1T 1SNT 34SY FOR 4NYON3 TO F4C3 TH31R OWN D34TH GC: 3V3N 1F TH3 CONS3QU3NC3 1S TO TH31R B3N3F1T GC: NOT 3V3N 4NY OF US M4N4G3D TO DO 1T GC: W3LL, 3XC3PT FOR ON3 TG: who GC: T4K3 4 WILD GU3SS!

Vriska, I assume. It's been strongly hinted that she tried to convince Tavros to kill her, and I've been wanting to talk about that for a while.

I think her motivation was pretty clear.

Vriska desperately wants her victims to hate her, but Tavros just wants her to fuck off. He's too passive to make any grand gesture of revenge - so Vriska decides to manufacture one. She needs him to kill her, because then they'll be even, and she can put it all behind her for good.

GC: YOU WOULDNT STOP BUGG1NG M3 [...] GC: 1 TOLD YOU YOU WOULDNT B3 4BL3 TO F4C3 YOUR D34TH GC: 4ND TH4T W4SNT GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOU! SO H3R3 W3 4R3 TG: what exactly did you do

She cloned you, Dave. She cloned you, dropped the clone on a sacrificial slab, and told you to murder him.

Don't piss off a Scourge Sister.

GC: OK, R3M3MB3R WH3N YOU W3R3 4SK1NG M3 4BOUT TH1S GOD T13R STUFF GC: [...] SO 1 G4V3 YOU 4 CHO1C3 GC: TO F1ND OUT NOW, OR F1ND OUT L4T3R [...] TG: ok but you didnt actually give me a choice TG: you just flipped a coin GC: Y34H GC: 4ND 1 L3FT TH3 D3C1S1ON OV3R TH3 OUTCOM3 OF TH3 FL1P 1N YOUR H4NDS! >:]

Terezi's coin flip happened in the Veil, so it can't split Dave's timeline. Come to think of it, we've never heard about any offshoot timelines in Sgrub's postgame.

Plus, I'm not actually sure if flipping a coin would split the timeline. Each branch we've seen so far has been the result of a conscious decision, rather than an uncertain event.

The current Alpha Timeline was split off from Davesprite's when he made the decision to go back and save John.

The red-suited Dave's timeline was born from his decision to stop DD from stealing the Sburb Beta.

Quest Bed Dave, as we're seeing now, was born from a decision made by Dave during his conversation with Terezi.

[manoelt-finisterrae]

ao temón da nave...

Para min foi sempre o mar un confidente, un amigo que absorbe todo o que lle contan sen revelar xamais o segredo confiado e que dá o mellor dos consellos: un ruído cuxo significado cada un interpreta como pode.

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© Manoel T, 2022

[honjitsuno1mai]

#3091 ＠ 埼玉県新座市野火止（ドン・キホーテ 新座野火止店）

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3091 Arlington Heights, IL 06/18/2022

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Dogstomp #3091 - June 18th

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[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope

Act 5, page 3091-3098

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] --

TG: ok

GC: WH4T >:?

TG: what do you mean what

GC: 1 M34N WH4T 4R3 YOU W41T1NG FOR!

GC: 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO JUST ST4ND TH3R3, OR 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO SUCK 1T UP 4ND 4SS4SS1N4T3 TH4T N1C3 LOOK1NG D4V3 1N H1S SL33P? >:]

TG: but

TG: you know if im going to or not

TG: its lame for you to pretend theres any element of suspense here

TG: why dont you just tell me

GC: OH 1 G3T 1T

GC: YOU W4NT TO R1S3 TO TH3 GOD T13RS 4ND B3COM3 4S GR34T 4S JOHN

GC: WH1L3 ST1LL FORF31T1NG 4LL OF YOUR D3C1S1ONS 4ND FR33 W1LL TO 4 BL1ND G1RL 1N 4NOTH3R D1M3NS1ON

GC: R34L H3RO1C, D4V3!

GC: OR SHOULD 1 S4Y

GC: SOOOO COOOOOOL >8]

TG: look i dont mind making the decision if thats whats going on here

TG: like doing the free will thing

GC: OH 1S TH4T 4 TH1NG NOW?

TG: yes how would it ever stop being a thing

TG: being a things not something it ever stopped doing

TG: i just want to know whats really going on here

TG: before i decide to start choppin off the heads of outrageously good looking snoozing dudes

GC: 1 TOLD YOU

GC: YOU N33D TO D13 ON YOUR QU3ST B3D TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R 1N SK414 W1TH JOHN

TG: ok i know but

TG: something about this doesnt add up

TG: who is this guy

TG: i dont remember sleeping on this bed

TG: or reaching the god tier im pretty sure thats something id remember

TG: so is he from the future

TG: does this mean later im going to have to put this ugly goddamn suit back on

TG: which i thought we both agreed id retired from the wardrobe forever

TG: and then go back in time and sleep in this bed and get killed by me right now

TG: do i have the stable loop right

GC: NOP3!

TG: then what

GC: 1 C4N T3LL YOU

GC: BUT F1RST, 4R3 YOU SO SUR3 TH1S 1S TH3 SOURC3 OF YOUR H3S1T4T1ON, D4V3?

GC: K33P1NG TR4CK OF T3MPOR4L LOG1ST1CS?

TG: why wouldnt i be concerned about that

TG: if we make mistakes then dead daves start piling up

TG: and dead daves are the enemy remember

TG: says the sword holding guy whos about to add one to the pile

GC: 1M JUST S4Y1NG

GC: 1T 1SNT 34SY FOR 4NYON3 TO F4C3 TH31R OWN D34TH

GC: 3V3N 1F TH3 CONS3QU3NC3 1S TO TH31R B3N3F1T

GC: NOT 3V3N 4NY OF US M4N4G3D TO DO 1T

GC: W3LL, 3XC3PT FOR ON3

TG: who

GC: T4K3 4 WILD GU3SS!

TG: ok got it

TG: i wonder if this can finally be the conversation that doesnt deteriorate into a lot of bitching and moaning about her

GC: F1N3 >:P

TG: so if im understanding this

TG: this guy isnt from the future who came back to finish a loop

TG: and hes not from the past because id remember doing this

TG: so this isnt part of our timeline choreography at all

TG: must be from an offshoot timeline

TG: which means hes doomed

GC: Y3S

TG: ok so how did this happen where did we fuck up

GC: W3 D1DNT!

GC: SORRY 4BOUT TH1S D4V3

GC: 1T W4S TH3 B3ST W4Y 1 COULD TH1NK OF TO SHOW YOU WH4T TH1S 1NVOLV3S!

GC: YOU WOULDNT STOP BUGG1NG M3 4BOUT WHY YOUD N3V3R B3 4BL3 TO C4TCH UP W1TH JOHN

GC: 1 TOLD YOU YOU WOULDNT B3 4BL3 TO F4C3 YOUR D34TH

GC: 4ND TH4T W4SNT GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOU! SO H3R3 W3 4R3

TG: what exactly did you do

GC: OK, R3M3MB3R WH3N YOU W3R3 4SK1NG M3 4BOUT TH1S GOD T13R STUFF

GC: 4ND HOW JOHN W4S 4BL3 TO 4SC3ND

GC: 4ND 1 TOLD YOU 1T WOULD 1NVOLV3 DY1NG

GC: 4ND YOU K3PT GO1NG ON 4BOUT 1T, SO 1 G4V3 YOU 4 CHO1C3

GC: TO F1ND OUT NOW, OR F1ND OUT L4T3R

TG: yeah i remember

TG: that seems like a long time ago already

TG: what was that like more than a day for me chronologically

GC: Y3S BUT 1T W4S ONLY 4 COUPL3 M1NUT3S 4GO FOR M3

GC: YOU F1N4LLY WOR3 M3 DOWN W1TH 4LL YOUR R3C3NT P3ST3R1NG!

GC: SO 1 S41D F1N3

GC: 4ND W3NT B4CK 4 L1TTL3 34RL13R ON YOUR T1M3L1N3 TO K1CK TH1S OFF

GC: SO TH1S 1S HOW W3 4R3 DO1NG TH1S NOW

TG: ok but you didnt actually give me a choice

TG: you just flipped a coin

GC: Y34H

GC: 4ND 1 L3FT TH3 D3C1S1ON OV3R TH3 OUTCOM3 OF TH3 FL1P 1N YOUR H4NDS! >:]

GC: M4YB3 YOU FORGOT

GC: 1 WOULDNT BL4M3 YOU S1NC3 TH3R3 H4S B33N 4 LOT TO K33P TR4CK OF

GC: BUT H3R3 1S HOW 1T W3NT DOWN

GC: YOU W3R3 STRUTT1NG 4ROUND 1N YOUR D3L1C1OUS K1W1 31GHT B4LL SU1T 4ND RUNN1NG YOUR FR3SH MOUTH 4S USU4L

GC: durp yo terezi sup sup gotta beat john gotta beat john

GC: hes got a long hood and he does wind, how can i get powers too?

GC: oops red is how i talk, my bad

GC: OH MY GOD...

GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT

GC: WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S

GC: 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o

TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you

TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse

GC: OK >:[

GC: SO 4NYW4Y, 1M L1K3 D4V3 TH4TS GO1NG TO 1NVOLV3 F4C1NG YOUR OWN D34TH

GC: 4ND 1M SORRY TO BR34K 1T TO YOU BUT 1 DONT TH1NK YOUR3 R34DY FOR TH4T

GC: SO TH3N D4V3 1S L1K3 thats so stupid bluh bluh im being difficult, and cool, word up

GC: SO 1 S4Y F1N3

GC: 1 W1LL SHOW YOU

GC: BUT ONLY 1F YOU PROM1S3 TO TH3 3X4CT T3RMS OF MY 4RR4NG3M3NT, 1N ORD3R TO PROT3CT TH3 1NT3GR1TY OF TH3 T1M3L1N3 >:]

TG: the arrangement being the coin flip thing

TG: thank god we did that otherwise wed be screwed

TG: i probably would have gone back in time and killed my own grandfather oh wait i never had one

GC: 4H, BUT 1T W4S 1MPORT4NT!

GC: YOU JUST D1DNT KNOW WH4T W4S GO1NG ON, WH1CH W4S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

GC: 1 TOLD YOU 1 W4S GO1NG TO FL1P 4 CO1N

GC: 4ND B3FOR3 1 D1D, YOU H4D TO P1CK 4 S1D3 W1THOUT T3LL1NG M3

GC: GOOD H34DS OR B4D H34DS

GC: 4ND YOU W3R3 L1K3 hey sure terezi i will hella go along with your two face thing

GC: WH4T3V3R TH4T M34NS >:\

TG: oh yeah

GC: WH4T D1D TH4T M34N, BY TH3 W4Y

GC: WH4TS 4 TWO F4C3 TH1NG

TG: twoface is a human batman villain whos half ugly and flips coins all the time to make evil decisions

GC: OH...

GC: W3LL TH4TS K1ND OF D1SH34RT3N1NG, 1 SORT OF THOUGHT MY CO1N FL1PP1NG W4S 4 COOL 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG >:[

TG: its ok flippin coins for reasons is still pretty badass i guess

TG: why dont you finish your story

GC: R1GHT

GC: SO TH3 CHO1C3 1F YOU R3C4LL W4S

GC: 1 COULD SHOW YOU HOW TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R NOW

GC: OR 1 COULD SHOW YOU L4T3R

GC: 4ND YOU H4D TO 4SS1GN ON3 OPT1ON TO GOOD H34DS

GC: 4ND TH3 OTH3R OPT1ON TO B4D H34DS

GC: 4ND WH4T3V3R TH3 R3SULT OF TH3 FL1P, YOU H4D TO PROM1S3 TO DO WH4T YOU COMM1TT3D TO B3FOR3 H4ND!

GC: NO CH34T1NG 4ND CH4NG1NG YOUR M1ND, OR TH4T WOULD FUCK 1T UP

TG: right exactly

TG: so like i said before i had no choice at all i picked some options and you flipped a coin

GC: Y3S, BUT L34V1NG TH3 CHO1C3 TO YOU W4S 1MPORT4NT H3R3

GC: YOULL S33 WHY 1F YOU TH1NK 4BOUT 1T

TG: not seein it

TG: i picked good heads to mean youd show me now

TG: bad heads to mean youd show me later

TG: you said it came up bad heads

TG: so i was like ok i can wait

TG: and i did for like a whole day

TG: and now here you are showing me

TG: did i miss something

GC: Y3S

GC: YOU FORGOT TH4T TH3R3 W4S 4LSO 4N OFFSHOOT R34L1TY 1N WH1CH YOU M4D3 JUST TH3 OPPOS1T3 D3C1S1ON!

GC: TH4T W4S TH3 ON3 WH3R3 B4D H34DS M34NT 1 WOULD SHOW YOU R1GHT 4W4Y

GC: R3M3MB3R B3FOR3 TH3 FL1P, 1 1NSTRUCT3D YOU WH4T TO DO 1N TH4T 3V3NT

GC: TO GO B4CK 1N T1M3, 4ND 4W41T FURTH3R 1NSTRUCT1ON

GC: 4ND YOU D1D!

GC: H3 D1D, TH4T 1S

GC: H3 W3NT B4CK 1N T1M3, 4ND 1 TOLD H1M TO F1ND TH1S B3D 4ND GO TO SL33P

GC: 4ND TH3N FUTUR3 D4V3 WOULD COM3 L4T3R 4ND K1LL H1M, S3ND1NG H1M TO TH3 GOD T13R 1F H3 SO W1LL3D

GC: 1F H3 COULD F1ND TH3 WH3R3W1TH4LL TO GO THROUGH W1TH 1T

GC: TH3 SL33P1NG D4V3 1S TH3 DOOM3D D4V3, TH3 ON3 WHO D1DNT W41T

GC: FUTUR3 D4V3 1S YOU, TH3 ON3 WHO W41T3D

GC: 1N YOUR QU3ST, YOUR3 TH3 4LPH4 D4V3

GC: H3S YOU >8]

TG: then

TG: this is kind of useless isnt it

TG: i thought you were bringing me back here to finish a stable time loop not murder a guy you punked whos gonna die regardless

TG: whats the fucking point of giving a doomed version of myself superpowers anyway

GC: M4YB3 H3 W1LL STOP B31NG DOOM3D 4FT3R YOU K1LL H1M?

GC: M4YB3 H3 W1LL G3T TH3 D4V3 POW3RS 4ND L1V3 4 LONG 4ND COOL L1F3 NOT B31NG DOOM3D 4NYMOR3

GC: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW UNL3SS YOU T4K3 4 ST4B 4T 1T?

GC: H3H3H3

TG: its just the worst thing when you get morbid

GC: >:P

TG: anyway maybe

TG: but i kind of doubt thats how it works i mean

TG: doomed means doomed doesnt it

TG: the loopholes are only temporary like look how davesprite turned out

GC: >:[

GC: R1P MR OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S, M4Y H3 R3ST 1N D3L1C1OUSN3SS

TG: am i wrong in guessing that

TG: shouldnt you know better than me

GC: D4V3 WH3N 1T COM3S TO T1M3 STUFF, WHY WOULD TH3 S33R OF M1ND KNOW B3TT3R TH4N TH3 KN1GHT OF T1M3?

TG: i dont know

TG: what does being a seer of mind actually mean

GC: TH4T 1S

GC: 4 GR33334T QU3ST1ON >:]

GC: M4YB3 1F YOU TH1NK 4BOUT 1T YOU C4N F1GUR3 1T OUT YOURS3LF

TG: oh ok its someone who asks a bunch of dumb riddles i figured it out already

GC: Y34H R1GHT!!!

TG: lets not get derailed here

TG: we were talking about a serious issue and im standing over my soon to be corpse while holding a fucking sword

GC: OK, TH4T 1S F41R

GC: YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY CORR3CT 4BOUT DOOM3D MR K1W1SU1T H3R3

GC: P4R4DOX SP4C3 1S PR3TTY V1C1OUS 4BOUT PUN1SH1NG THOS3 1N V1OL4T1ON OF 1TS PL4N

TG: punishing

GC: SUR3

GC: 1T F1NDS W4YS TO 4NN1H1L4T3 TH3 P4THS WH1CH DO NOT CONTR1BUT3 CONSTRUCT1V3LY TO 1TS OWN PROP4G4T1ON

GC: 4ND 1T 1S 3QU4LLY M3RC1L3SS TO THOS3 WHO 1NH4B1T TH3M, 4ND 1N P4RT1CUL4R, THOS3 WHO C4US3 TH3M

GC: 1T 4PP34RS TO H4V3 4 S3NS3 OF JUST1C3, DONT YOU TH1NK?

TG: i guess

GC: W3LL, YOU 4SK3D WH4T 1 THOUGHT, 4ND TH4TS WH4T 1 TH1NK

GC: TH3 QU3ST1ON R3M41NS

GC: NOW WH4T??

TG: i dunno none of this is making for a very persuasive argument that i should kill doomed me

GC: BUT H3 1S GO1NG TO D13 4NYW4Y!

GC: WHY NOT JUST B3 TH3 ON3 TO PUT H1M DOWN?

GC: 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST, YOU COULD M4K3 SUR3 1T 1S 4 PL34S4NT D3M1S3 1NST34D OF SOM3TH1NG N4ST13R >:]

TG: see

TG: this shit youre doing now

TG: this is the morbid shit i was talking about

TG: its not anywhere near as endearing as you probably think

TG: even when you bracket smile after it

TG: like ok you said something fucked up but hey theres a cute face my heart just fucking melted

GC: D4V3, W3 BOTH KNOW MY BR4CK3T SM1L3S 4R3 1RR3S1ST1BL3

GC: >:] >:] >:]

TG: ok yeah youre right i just got won back over totally

TG: i think

TG: this whole thing was a ruse

TG: and not even the funny kind that qualify as distactions

TG: i think you got my whole timeline there in front of you and you know damn well i have no intention of killing this guy ever

TG: and its just a big game you set up to watch me squirm over weird mortality issues while you giggle

GC: Y34H

GC: SO?????

TG: so

TG: i guess

TG: well played??????

TG: i dont know

TG: just one question

TG: and please just drop your fucking justice riddles and be honest

TG: do i ever make the god tier

TG: like the right way

GC: V3RY W3LL, 1 W1LL STOP TORM3NT1NG YOU D4V3

GC: NO, YOU DONT

GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT 4S B4D 4S 1T SOUNDS!

GC: L1K3 1 S41D, NON3 OF US M4D3 1T

GC: 3XC3PT FOR... OK N3V3R M1ND

GC: 1T W4SNT N3C3SS4RY! W3 W3R3 4LR34DY BR33Z1NG THROUGH TH3 G4M3 4T OUR LOW3R L3V3LS

GC: BY TH3 T1M3 W3 R34CH3D TH3 TOP OF OUR 3CH3L4DD3RS 4ND M4ST3R3D OUR FR4YMOT1FS, W3 W3R3 COMPL3T3LY DOM1N4T1NG!

GC: OK, SO TH3 3ND BOSS W4S MOR3 CH4LL3NG1NG TH4N W3 3XP3CT3D

GC: BUT BY TH3N 1T W4S TOO L4T3 TO GO B4CK 4ND DO 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT 1T, 4ND W3 H4D 4N 4RMY OF L3TH4L PSYCH1C ROBOTS TO H3LP US

GC: 1T 4LL WORK3D OUT 1N TH3 3ND

GC: WHY DO YOU TH1NK 1 H4D YOU BUY 4LL THOS3 FR4YMOT1FS?

GC: 3V3N 1F YOUR3 NOT QU1T3 WH3R3 JOHN 1S, YOUR3 ST1LL 4 PR3TTY D34DLY W34PON >:]

TG: ok

TG: then cool i guess i can live without wearing a sweet windsock hoodie and making time tornadoes or whatever

TG: i was only bugging you about it cause you were being so vague

GC: Y3S 1 KNOW

GC: 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S B3TT3R TO SHOW YOU WH4T W4S 1NVOLV3D

GC: 1TS ON3 TH1NG TO S4Y sup sup terezi help me be a god sup sup sup

GC: BUT F4C1NG 1T 1S D1FF3R3NT

GC: OUR R4C3 1S NOT 3X4CTLY UNCOMFORT4BL3 1N TH3 PROX1M1TY OF D34TH

GC: BUT 1T W4S ST1LL 4 CH4LL3NG3 W3 W3R3NT PR3P4R3D FOR

GC: 4ND TH3N

GC: J4CK K1LL3D OUR DR34M S3LV3S

GC: 4ND 1 GU3SS W3 LOST TH4T CH4NC3 FOR GOOD >:[

TG: alright then

TG: i guess thats enough of this horseshit time to move on right

GC: SUR3

GC: 1F YOU R34LLY W4NT TO L34V3 POOR DOOM3D D4V3 H3R3 TO H1S OWN D3V1C3S

TG: i dont even want to be around when he wakes up itll be weird and awkward

GC: 1 DONT SUPPOS3 1 COULD T4LK YOU 1NTO PUTT1NG H1M OUT OF H1S M1S3RY B4S3D ON TH3 R3SULT OF 4 CO1N FL1P >:D

TG: no fuck no

TG: put your fucking death coin away jesus

TG: i am forbidding you from ever flipping that coin again when youre talking to me or even thinking about me

GC: F1N3!!!! WOW D4V3

GC: SO TOUCHY 4BOUT 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 CO1N

GC: YOUR3 OV3R3ST1M4T1NG 1TS R3L3V4NC3 H3R3 4NYW4Y

GC: 1N F4CT

GC: 4FT3R 1 FL1PP3D 1T, 1 D1DNT 3V3N LOOK 4T TH3 R3SULT!

TG: what you didnt

GC: NOP3

GC: D4V3, WHY WOULD 4 BL1ND G1RL LOOK 4T 4 CO1N SH3 C4NT 3V3N S33?

GC: 1T DO3SNT M4K3 S3NS3!

TG: thats fucking idiotic

TG: you could smell a flea off a dogs balls

GC: >:\

GC: D4V3 S33

GC: TH1S SH1T YOUR3 DO1NG NOW

GC: TH1S 1S TH3 GROSS SH1T 1 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT

GC: 1TS NOT 4NYWH3R3 N34R 4S 3ND34R1NG 4S YOU TH1NK 4H4H4H4H4H4

TG: this is bs

TG: so ok your coinflip of death was meaningless great to know

TG: is there anything else we need to do here

TG: i sent you the money i got all the fraymotifs tell me what is there thats left besides you jerking me around

TG: probably time we chill out for a while and i get back in sync with my teammates

GC: OH Y3S, 1 KNOW

GC: YOUV3 GOT SOM3 WORK TO DO, 1 C4N T4K3 4 H1NT 4ND G1V3 YOU SOM3 SP4C3 TO DO 1T >:]

GC: J4D3 1S GO1NG TO N33D YOUR H3LP ON H3R N1C3 FROST3D M4RSHM4LLOW PL4N3T

TG: then i guess thats where ill go

GC: 4ND 1F YOU C4N F1ND 1T 1N YOUR COOLK1D H34RT NOT TO ST4Y M4D 4T M3, F33L FR33 TO G3T 1N TOUCH 4NY T1M3

TG: ok

TG: i mean

TG: im not even actually mad i just

TG: i dunno

GC: >:o

TG: i still dont really get what you did

TG: was the trick really necessary

TG: it sounds like

TG: the splitoff was a result of both possible decisions i could have made

TG: and had fuckall to do with your coin or randomness or luck

GC: 3X4CTLY!!!

GC: S33 YOU DO G3T 1T

TG: get what

GC: YOU 4SK3D WH4T 1T M34NS TO B3 TH3 S33R OF M1ND

TG: yeah

TG: and

TG: i obviously still dont know

GC: OK TH3N 1LL JUST 4SK TH1S

GC: HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND?

TG: i dont know sounds like a riddle

TG: fuck it ill just say all of it

TG: i mean that is the answer right

GC: SM4RT4SS >:P

GC: 1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3

GC: 1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3

GC: TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T

GC: B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M

GC: R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT

TG: oh ok

GC: HOW W3LL DO YOU TH1NK YOU KNOW YOUR M1ND D4V3?

TG: really well

TG: i know it biblically its an obscene nsfw spectacle

GC: H3H3H3

GC: 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS BUT 1 KNOW 1T 1S PROB4BLY 4 RUD3 JOK3!

TG: means my skull is a bucket and my brains a plump fuckgrub

GC: GROSS D4V3 1S GROSS!!!

GC: BUT 1 KN3W TH4T TOO

GC: 1 KNOW YOUR M1ND B3TT3R TH4N YOU

TG: oh do you

GC: 1 4M NOT PSYCH1C, BUT 1 H4V3 TH3 S1GHT S33RS 4R3 M34NT TO H4V3

GC: 1T W4S MY ROL3 TO H4V3 1T

GC: TO T4LK TO P3OPL3 4ND S33 TH3 TUNN3LS 4ND VORT1C3S 1N TH31R M1NDS 4ND TO UND3RST4ND TH3 R34L1T13S TH3Y WOULD CR34T3 1F THOS3 THOUGHTS L34D TO 4CT1ON

GC: FOR MY 3N3M13S, 1 W4S M34NT TO BR1NG 4BOUT TH3 1NH3R3NT R3TR1BUT1ON FLOW1NG FROM TH3 R34L1TY M4D3 BY TH31R OWN 3V1L THOUGHTS

GC: 4ND FOR MY FR13NDS, TO PROT3CT TH3M FROM TH31R T3ND3NCY TO UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 POW3R TH31R CONFUS1ON H4S OV3R TH31R F4T3

GC: TO K33P TH3M OUT OF TROUBL3, D4V3 >:]

TG: is that what you were doing just now

GC: M4YB3 1 W4S!

GC: YOU N3V3R KNOW, S33RS 4R3 NOTOR1OUSLY CRYPT1C 1N TH31R W4YS

TG: yeah no fuck

GC: 4NYW4Y, 1TS B33N FUN D4V3

GC: 1TS B33N SO FUN B3C4US3

GC: TH3 MOR3 P3OPL3 TRY TO H1D3

GC: TH3 MOR3 TH3Y SHOW M3

GC: SO 1 GU3SS TH4TS HOW 1 KNOW

GC: 1 L1K3 YOU SO MUCH >:D

TG: man

TG: you are just

TG: some kind of knowitall arent you

TG: what else do you know

GC: HMM

GC: 1 KNOW SOM3 V3RY 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS

TG: like

GC: 1 KNOW TH4T YOU W3R3 ON TO SOM3TH1NG WH3N YOU S41D LUCK W4SNT 1NVOLV3D W1TH TH3 CO1N FL1P

TG: yeah because

TG: you didnt even look

TG: it was like

TG: schrodingers fucking coin

TG: and then

TG: it turned into schrodingers fucking dave

GC: R1CKY SCHROD1NG3R?

TG: yeah

GC: W3LL Y3S, TH4T M4Y B3 TRU3, BUT 3V3N SO 1 DO KNOW TH4T LUCK 1S 4 V3RY R34L TH1NG!

GC: FORTUN3 1S TH3 3SS3NC3 OF L1GHT, 4ND 1T SH1N3S ON THOS3 WHOV3 M4ST3R3D 1T

GC: BUT 1 KNOW SOM3TH1NG MOR3 1MPORT4NT TH4N TH1S

GC: 1T 1S 4 B1G S3CR3T

GC: M4YB3 TH3 B1GG3ST 4ND MOST 1MPORT4NT S3CR3T OF 4LL

TG: what

GC: LUCK DO3SNT 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R >8]

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Upcoming: H.R. 3091 Federal Law Enforcement Officer Service Weapon Purchase Act (as introduced)

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[michaelgabrill]

Upcoming: H.R. 3091 Federal Law Enforcement Officer Service Weapon Purchase Act (as introduced)

H.R. 3091 Federal Law Enforcement Officer Service Weapon Purchase Act (as introduced), sponsored by , is scheduled for a vote by the House of Representatives on the week of May 15th, 2023. https://ift.tt/09KWuCs

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WAREHOUSEと言えば外せない［DENIM］。 このオープンカラーシャツでも数年前にリリースしたことのあるライトオンスデニム仕様。

173cm,60kg SIZE:42(ONE WASH)

個人的には、 淡くなるまでガンガン洗っていこうぜ！な気分。

半袖シャツ且つオープンカラーは、 DENIM×DENIMでも合わせやすいですよ。

179cm,69kg SIZE:44(ONE WASH)

今季から展開しているSIZE：44を着てみました。 私はSIZE：44で身幅が程良く、着丈が若干長めかなぁ～と感じましたが写真で見ると着丈も程良いですね～。

サイズ感は好みなので店頭でサイズ比較してみて下さい。 私ならSIZE：44を選択します。

また夏にデニムシャツを羽織る際は、 汗をかいた時の移染にお気をつけて下さいね。

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[masayoshikudo]

新鶴見EF210 A230仕業 EH200-21号機②代走 3091レ こちらもメトロ甲種が来なかったので撮影。 ブルーサンダーによる、新鶴見桃🍑ニトーの代走でした。 #eh20021号機 #eh20021 #3091レ #貨物列車のある風景 #貨物列車のある光景 #新鶴見信号場 (新鶴見信号場) https://www.instagram.com/p/Chhkq71vk9Y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[dietmountaindewbae]

DILF ALEX PLEASE 🙏🙏

xxvi. teach me, teacher

alex turner x reader

word count: 3091

summary: Watching Mister (Early The Car!) Turner walk around class made you feel in a daze, hoping that one day he'll give you a valuable lesson. 

warnings: sp*nking, age gap, slapp*ng, a bit of v*olence, male dom.

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The bell rings, and the class is dismissed but you stay until you finish, focused on the details of each trace of your pencil. These past few weeks have been stressful, finals were soon, and the teachers were exploiting you with millions of projects and exams. But the only class you felt like you had things under control was during drawing class, in today's lesson with Mister Turner, you took your time to trace your pencil lines with black marker and some color. You were lost in oblivion when you suddenly heard the heavy door shut close.

"Still here?" Says Mister Turner coming inside with his second cup of black coffee.

"Sorry... I'll be done in a bit Mister Turner" Your soft voice made his ears ring, and his eyes couldn't escape you. Your hair under your ears, your big doe eyes, and long eyelashes, your pink lips, and cupid's bow, the little beauty spot on your chin like a little kiss, and his eyes rubbed down your soft bare legs, that little skirt in your uniform left plenty for his imagination.

Then, out of nowhere, your eyes cross, in the blink of an eye he goes back to grading more papers while you keep drawing. Your heart skipped a beat, and he shuffled in his seat, feeling a drop of sweat running down his forehead, that little scare made his heart jump.

Mister Turner was a nice teacher to everyone, but recently you were falling behind, you had to take your time with each drawing, and he often was right behind you telling you that you should be working faster for the semester you're in. All you wanted from him were his little notes in your papers congratulating you, and now all you got from him was his notices. When he walks into a room, his big voice makes everyone's heads turn, you always follow him with your eyes wherever spot in the class he is standing in when he moves his hands to try to physically explain something that only in his brain was drawn out perfectly, the way he crosses his arms as he speaks or when he puts his hands on his hips as he's explaining any subject at all, he had a way with words no one else had, you knew that he was blessed with some magic or ability no other man had, you often thought about him.

You were needy for his attention but you were too scared to talk to him, whenever he came to check up on you, all you could do was nod and pray for him to accept your work, that's all you ever wanted, that's all you ever needed. And when he leans in closer to you, you cling to his smell of black coffee and strong cologne, you often lose yourself as you look at the chain that hangs on his neck, looking at it bling.

You hear the pen on the paper grading, and you raise your eyes to look at him, and you catch his eyes stripping down your skirt and rubbing his eyes down your legs. His pupils dilate at the look of your eyes and he drags his eyes back to his papers, pinching the bridge of his nose, he felt as if as though he had exposed one of his weaknesses, one of his guilty pleasures, a secret. He could feel a string of tension begin to rise, many questions in his head, but only one way to solve them.

He stands up from his desk, the heel of his boot clashing against the wooden floor, standing next to you, "Hope you're doing the work that you own me" He says very quietly, almost as if he wished his voice was part of the wind that blew against the windows.

"I don't think I owe you anything," You said, looking at him directly, and confidently.

"Last time I checked, you did" He drawls and slowly walks back to his desk, and you put your pen down

"Well, if you let this one slide then I won't tell anyone that you were looking at my legs," He turns and looks at you with big eyes, a subtle smile crawling to your corners, and you put your things back inside your bag, "I'll see you on Monday" Your fingers brushed your hair back, and he jumped out of his chair as he sees you approaching the door.

He chases you feeling the rush of blood in his ears, "Wait" His arm stretches closing the wooden door before you even try to leave, "You're not gonna say anything, are you?" You stayed quiet, looking at him through your lashes, he sighed, regretting ever revealing the truth, he had no care about what the principals or counselors had to say, what he was deeply concerned about was what you had to say about his twisted and cheeky little perverted secret, "I promise I won't do that again" He says it like a promise, but it didn't feel like one.

"I never said I wanted you to stop," You whispered to him, his big brown eyes blinked slowly as the look in your eyes engraved on his, "Now if you don't mind... I-" You tried to open the door, but there was no need to say anything else when it was clear what he wanted from you.

"You should finish your homework, then you're free to go" You turned on the heel of your shoe, and walked back to the tall table pulling your things out of your bag to keep working.

Mister Turner had watched you bloom into an ungodly magnetic girl, always sitting in the back, quiet, and beautiful. Something stirs inside him whenever he sees you putting on your lipstick and brushing your hair, whenever you sit cross-legged and he's able to see a little bit of your thighs. When you came back to school with your hair cut to your chin, he couldn't stop looking at you as you worked, admiring how your hair fitted and framed your face so perfectly, your big eyes took all of the attention.

Now, you both were alone, based on the words you said he decided to test how far he could go, compared to his hand on your shoulder whenever he congratulated you when you turned in good work, or when your fingertips brushed as he thought you how to solve your questions.

With his hands on his hips, he's determined to stand behind you as your hair reveals a little bit of your nape, "Maybe you should trace that line again,"

"Which one?" You asked with innocence.

He takes a step forward, pointing his finger to the line while his other hand lands on your back, his index and middle right on the clasp of your bra, you're eyes light on fire as his gaze turns darker.

"I liked what you did with your hair... looks pretty on you" You smiled as you tried to hide the redness in your cheeks as he dragged his fingers up your back to caress your hair.

"Thank you" You don't utter another word as he keeps playing with your hair, pretending to be way more invested in your homework than his hands on your hair. He catches onto that, taking a step behind you, he tears his hand from your hair, and you try not to act on it, still pretending to be distracted but he could feel how your body yearns for more.

His hand lands on top of yours, taking it away from the table, and putting it in your belly, sliding it down until it's in between your legs, pressing down on your weak spot, you unconsciously rubbed your legs together but he pressed his crotch against your ass, the bulge on his pants heavy and hard, you rubbed yourself against it.

"You can't pretend you don't want some of it" His hand that was on top of yours now slides down inside your panties, his fingers spreading your wetness all over your cunt, "You're crying for more" Your pencil dropped to the floor as he slowly begins to grind his hard-on against your ass, bending your back so your little holes can drool for more. Your voice didn't make a sound but your face and your body were arching for more, "Tell me that you want it" He says, waiting for your consent. He pressed your cheek against the table, pushing his hips closer to where you needed him, "Stop acting like a dumb fucking cock warming whore" You giggled at the things he has called you.

"You really want me to say that, Mister Turner?" You said with a smile on your face, he took his hands away from you, feeling as though he had made a massive mistake, you turned to look at him right in the eyes, rubbing your thighs together, "But what happens if I don't?"

He catches on to your games, and that little playful smile on your face tells him everything he needs to know, "You want to learn that lesson?"

"You're my teacher... teach me" You smirked, his lips hungrily kissing your mouth, his tongue eager to slip inside your lips, crashing against yours but he took over you so easily that you instantly melted into his arms and hands that gripped your short hair so tightly, into his roughness, you were delighted to do so.

He tossed you back onto your table, raising your skirt and spreading your legs open, his hand in between your legs, dragging your panties down to your ankles, "Arch it" His hand pushed your hips down so you were completely exposed to him.

"Is that the way you like it?" You tease, turning your face to look at him, watching his hand stroking his cock very softly. You played around with him, wiggling your hips just to tease him.

You didn't expect him to hit your bum with his rough hands, sliding his fingers inside you testing how wet your walls were, "I see you like learning the hard way, I gotta repeat meself over and over until you understand"

"Until I understand what?" You joked.

"You're in my class, you follow my rules" A laugh bursts out of your lips, causing him to flip out on you, hitting you harder than the first time, you hissed and he kept hitting you and slamming his hand against your flesh harder, pulling your hair back, each time he hits you, a tear rolls down your cheek but more wetness drips down your thighs, something you couldn't understand. All your fantasies were coming true, "You understand who's in charge right?"

Your legs and arms shaking, he turns you over to face him, whipping a tear from your cheek, squishing your cheeks together, nodding your head to tell him you understand, "I'll do anything for it" His little evil smirk spreads across his lips as he sees your almond colored eyes sparkle beneath his touch.

He grips your hips tightly, smothering his lips against your mouth, pinching your cheeks together, and ripping apart the kiss, "There are no other better words" He bends you over against the table, kicking your feet to spread open your legs, grabbing a fist of your hair, the tip of his slippery head right in between your thighs, teasing you slowly until you couldn't help yourself anymore, you stupidly tried to grab him and let loose, he pulls harder on your hair, sticking a slap right across your face, "I told you to not play around like that, you think this is funny?" He spat into your ear, slowly easing himself inside you.

Your teeth bite your lower lip and hum as he gently drags back his dick and slides it back inside your little hole, his fingers in between your legs going in circles, but as he pulls his hips back you can feel your walls tightening around him, begging him to stay inside you, "Oh my fuckin'- please... just please... I need you" You cry out miserably trying to convince him.

"Toughen up, I don't wanna hear a single noise coming' out of that mouth, you understand?" You nod your head as a tear rolls down your face, waiting impatiently for him to fuck you senseless, the anticipation getting the best of you, "You're drooling for more..." He teased your entrance, coating the head of his cock with your juices, "Didn't know you were like that..." Your name rolls out of his tongue like glory, and it sounds deathly and precious.

He eases his way inside you, your breathing gets stuck in your nose, and you try to keep up with the way his hips collide against your bum slowly at first, but with each moment you drag your hips back at the same time as him, he went deeper and deeper, and your legs started to feel it, you felt something burning inside you, something that tingled away in between your legs, and you were oozing for more, for something that put an end to it.

Your body tensed up as he suddenly grabbed a fast and hard pace, you could feel his skin burning against yours, digging his nails into your thighs, tearing and bruising your skin, there was no better pain, no other man that you ever desired. His fingers slipped inside your mouth until your throat closed, a burst of saliva coming out of your mouth as you pushed his body away from you.

He burst into laughter as you try to catch your breath, "What the fuck is your problem?" You gasped for air, "That was-"

"Too much?" He says with a smudged smile, "Thought you wanted me to teach you, you're not up for it anymore?" The cheeky tone in his voice mocked yours perfectly, you knew what this was all about.

"No, it's not that-"

"Oh come on, I knew you weren't serious, always laughing at me like I'm some sort of joke, and now you come here with all of this crying and whining, God! You can't handle anything" Your eyebrows frown together, "Don't look at me with those eyes" All you wanted was to scream and spit into his face all those vile words on your mind, but your tears ran down your face, the anger causing your insides to fire up and evaporate through tears. He set all of that fire at first glance.

He drags you closer to him by the elbow, "You can't say you don't feel what I'm feeling right now" Your nose reddened, his intentions just as clear as his writing on the chalkboard, he wanted you to fight for him "If you want me to be yours, I'll be part of you in any way you want... but just do it now, because I want you" Your arms around his neck, he kisses your cheek tasting your salty tears. But he was on top of you since the beginning, and like the man he is, nothing is really good enough for him, "I said I would do anything for you and I will, just keep me" You blinked your eyes slowly, his arms dragging your body closer to his.

His hands flew across your face, a spank of wind drying up your tears. He bends you over against the desk, hearing the weakness in your voice and the need for him had his mind so fixated on you, this fight had stopped and now he felt like the winner, he liked the triumph and the fulfillment of feeling your body twist and bend just the way he wanted, and you felt happy he could feed of your body like a vulture.

Your body relaxed as his arms hugged you close, lips on your neck, nose in your hair, not a single noise coming out of your lips, your mind was off wondering how long it took him to end you. His body smashing yours repeatedly, you looking at him through the crack of your neck, watching his eyes turn black, "You're enjoying this, you can't hide nothing from me" Your eyes closed tightly as you can feel him forcing himself deeper in that tight space, "You love when I get all mad on you, don't you?" Your cheeky smile burst onto the surface, he had caught you since the beginning, but he didn't want to fight anymore, there was no need for that. He can feel his heart palpitating so fast at the look of your pillowy pink cracked lips, his hands running down your soft hair, your body rocking against his so nicely that it makes his whole body vibrate, he's at a loss for words, so he wraps his arm around your waist, grabbing your hand and closing shut your mouth as your eyebrows push together and your walls began to contract and he pushed himself deeper inside feeling you burst like bubblegum, and your walls began to slowly ease up as your body gets covered with little flickers of electricity.

His eyes feel heavy as he smothers his cock in all your wetness, his gasps for air humming your name, playing around with your clit, and you were so sensitive and he couldn't get enough, but you were willing to handle more just for your man. His body was slowly losing balance and he grunted and you could feel him sliding outside of you so easily, feeling something warm splash into your inner thigh. That last warm breath of lust breezing your cheek.

"Here" He whipped down your thigh, and you adjusted your panties and your hair, and as you turned around, he pulled you close to him, giving you a gentle and caring kiss on your head. Your hearts warm up to each other instantly, "You did great, me darlin'"

"Thank you" That's all you needed to hear from him. He didn't call you by any other thing but his.

A/N

This was a special one, dedicated to my girl, my real, my best friend, and ofc thank you anon for your request but this was like two birds in one bullet sort of thing. She's my number one fan, and I gotta thank her for reading all of this, and for making me feel good about telling her about this, I thought I would take many things to grave but turns out, she's taking some of mine and I'll be taking some of her's, because that's what love is.

I lob u 😈💋

[pokemon-card-of-the-day]

Pokemon Card of the Day #3091: Dark Gengar (Neo Destiny)

Dark Gengar hit far less hard than you'd normally want out of a Stage 2. Despite that, it was one of the scariest Pokemon to face as it could just pick what it wanted to hit and even had a stronger version of Sleep to work with. While the low damage output did cause problems, it was just enough to make using Cleffa or any other Baby Pokemon a giant risk, which changed the way people had to play against it. That alone was enough to make something a dangerous threat.

70 HP was very low for a Stage 2. Rocket's Hideout could help with that, notably getting the number out of Magcargo range as long as the Stadium was in play, but the bulk still wasn't winning any awards. At least Dark Gengar didn't have a Weakness to worry about. The Fighting Resistance could be nice when something like Giovanni's Machamp or Donphan showed up. It also blocked damage from Tyrogue, but you probably wouldn't want to use Tyrogue in a match-up against this for other reasons anyway. The Retreat Cost was 2, which was doable sometimes but having Warp Point or the like was nice if you could fit it.

Deep Sleep was the one Pokemon Power that made Sleep worth it. If any Dark Gengar was in play on either side of the field, 2 coins had to be flipped for a Sleeping Pokemon between turns. It only woke up if both were heads, which was just 25%. It was also only 44% to wake up within 2 turns of flips, which meant Dark Gengar made Misdreavus somewhat usable. This was good since Dark Gengar itself struggled to damage certain Pokemon even with the free turns it got from Sleep.

Pull In was one of the wilder attacks of the era. It only did 30 damage for 3 Psychic Energy, which wouldn't have been enough without all the extra effects. The first one was that you could switch in one of the opponent's Benched Pokemon with their Active Pokemon and damage that instead if you wanted. The Baby flip only counted if the original Pokemon was up front, so if someone had a Baby Pokemon on the Bench it could just be taken down without that check. You didn't have to force the switch if there wasn't a great target or wanted to fish for Sleep on whatever was up there, because either way the Pokemon you hit was now Asleep. This had the potential to take Prizes off Cleffa and Pichu and the like, and the hope with other things was to wear them down and hope coin flips went well. Odds were solid due to Deep Sleep.

The issue with Pull In was that is was rather weak, giving the opponent a lot of turns to try to break through. Originally people paired this with Slowking to mess with Trainers that could help with switching out of Dark Gengar, but Slowking now gets the errata so Noctowl is the modern take on the idea. Darkness-types, as well as anything with Metal Energy attached, didn't really care much, and having just one or two of those in play with nothing else could be nearly impossible to break through without going for the lucky Misdreavus play. That meant that despite being devastating to some things, Pull In wasn't going to do a lot against others, making back-up a necessity.

Dark Gengar had its problems, but the positives were so good that it was generally viewed as one of the better cards to build around. Without something like Steelix, Mewtwo, or Umbreon you really were going to need some luck to get through all the coin flips while being worn down, and even Cleffa became a liability. There was always some hope when facing Dark Gengar with a strong attacker, however, as the bulk wasn't great and one free turn could wipe a Stage 2 out. These things simply kept Dark Gengar in check, and this was something you probably did not want to face due to all the luck needed to actually beat it.

[justmeinadaze]

I'm In Control Part 9 (Steddie X You)

A/N: Your gift for putting up with my teasing <3

Warning: Steddie relationship/ Daddy Steve and Sir Eddie and all that that implies (I regret nothing!), lots of dirty talk and as teased in the previous installment double penetration. They are real gentle with her though. They start off as usual but with it being her first time they don't want her to be uncomfortable. They care and junk :)

Word Count: 3091

“Daddy?” Steve flashes you a toothy grin at your tone. “Can I have you and Sir inside of me at the same time?”

“Hmmm… I don’t know… you did disobey us today by going to the shoot even though we told you not to.” His tone was a mix of playful and serious. Steve wanted what you wanted just as badly but they needed you to remember who was in control here. 

“She also just came without permission.”, Eddie chimed in.

“That’s right, Eds. She did. Hey…” His hand reached out to grab your throat as you began grinding your hips against him. “Stop that. No one gave you permission to do that either. See, Eddie? The brat is always there. She can hide it behind those pouty lips and the meek little ‘yes, Daddy’ all she wants but it’s there.”

“I’m sorry, Daddy. I just…I want you both so bad. Please…”

Steve released his hold on your neck and you yelped when his hand came down on your ass.

“You said you’ve never done this before. We have. That means you have to actually listen to us and do what we say which you seem to struggle with.”

“I’m sorry, Daddy. I swear I’ll listen and behave.”

“Do you believe her?”

“Honestly, man, since we left the studio, I’m having trouble control myself. I don’t care if she’s lying or not, whether it’s a punishment or not, I just want to fuck her till she can’t walk straight.”

You moaned at Eddie’s filthy words as your head fell on Steve’s shoulder. His chest vibrated against yours as he chuckled. “Well, I guess that means I’ll be behind you. With this being your first time with anal, you want someone with a little self-control.”

The metalhead nodded as he pulled down his pants and boxers to relieve some of the pressure on his groin. His friend nudges you to look at him. “Baby, why don’t you go help him out, hm?”

You smile as you flip back around to face Eddie. As your head started to dip towards his lap, he quickly captured your chin in his hand, bringing your lips to his own. It was an extremely soft kiss that had butterflies flutter around in your stomach. When he pulled away, there was small flicker of a smile before his palm slid to the back of your head and gently guided you to his cock. 

He pushed your hair to the side as he watched your mouth wrap around him. 

“Fuck, Sweetheart. That’s it. So fucking gorgeous like this.”

You were suddenly startled when you felt Steve’s hands shift you so your ass was up in the air. He mewled as his finger glided easily through your pussy lips.

“Still so god damn wet, honey.” His palm came down hard on your cheeks when your hips tried to push back against his fingers. You moaned at the feeling causing Eddie to grip his fingers in your hair. “No one told you to move. Well… not your ass at least.” He grinned at his friend whose eyes were squeezed shut as he panted out silent groans. 

Slowly, he pressed two of his fingers inside of you, pushing them as far as he could get them and curling them inside of you.

Your head pushed against Eddie’s hand, needing to gather air as it felt like all of your own had escaped your body. “Fuck, Daddy!”

The metalhead’s hands grip either side of your face. “Color?”

Steve’s fingers were pressing all the right buttons inside of you, making it hard for you to even see straight let alone form words. His free hand came down on your ass much harder than before.

“I know Daddy is making you fucking dumb but I need you to come back down to earth and answer my fucking question. Color?”

Your head lolled back as you looked up into Eddie’s lust blown, anger filled eyes. When Steve smacked you again, it was enough to jostle you back to reality. “Green, Sir.”

“Green?”

“Yes, Sir, green.”

His fingers slid to your throat, tugging your face closer to his. “Then why did you stop sucking my dick? No one told you to fucking do that. Did they, little girl?”

Your head started to turn when you felt Steve spit into your asshole, but Eddie forcefully pulled you back. Steve slid his fingers from your cunt and his friend watched your face as your mouth opened in a wide O as he pressed his fingers into your ass. 

Eddie’s cock twitched at the sight. “Still Green?”

“Yes. Fucking yes, Sir.”

As soon as he receives his answer, he pushes your face back over his lap and you gag as he shoves his length all the way down to the back of your throat. 

“Good girl. Don’t move. I’m gonna fuck your pretty mouth.” 

Your hands cling to his thighs as he thrusts his hips into your face while Steve slowly pumps his fingers in and out of you, utilizing his other hand to massage your clit making you whimper. 

“Eddie, you’re going to want to slow down unless you want to cum right now.”

“Fuck.”, he grunts under his breath as tugs your hair, pulling you off of him. 

“I’m…”

“I know, sweet girl. I can feel you trembling. You can cum.” Steve moves his fingers faster as he leans down to place kisses on the red skin that was now beginning to form on your body. 

Eddie runs his forearm over your mouth, whipping the drool and spit that had still clung to you. 

Those small tender movements from them both combined with your growing ecstasy push you over the edge as you came. 

Steve’s lips came up from behind you and kissed your cheek. “I told you. So beautiful. Are you ready, baby?” When you nod, he gently lifts you by the waist and places you on top of Eddie who leaned back against the mattress. 

“What are you thinking about, Princess?”

“I’m a little nervous. Will…will it hurt a lot?”

He blinked as his head corked to the side. “You think that may be a possibility yet you still want to try this?”

“Yes, Sir.”, you smile. “I trust you. Both of you.”

Eddie leans up on his elbows, craning his neck so he can kiss you. “It may hurt at first but then it starts to feel good. Kind of like when girls lose their virginity.”

“Oof, hopefully, it’s better than that.”

He grins up at you, hearing the sound of your personality steadily leaking through the headspace. Eddie liked the needy submissive side of you but he also like the bratty, sassy other side; maybe even more so. They both did. 

“Ok, baby girl.” Steve came up behind you and kissed your shoulder. “I’m going to go real slow, okay? If it’s too much and you want to stop, you tell me. If you want me to go faster or slower, just let me know.”

“Okay, Daddy.” He smiles before kissing your lips and pressing his palm against your back, pushing your chest to Eddies.

You lifted your hips as the man underneath you gripped his cock and easily sheathed it inside of you. After a couple of gradual thrusts, his hands gripped your waist and froze. 

Steve pressed his tip against your asshole and carefully began pushing in. Your body immediately went stiff as your eyes squeezed shut. 

“Hey, hey, hey. Sweetheart, look at me and breathe, ok? It’s going to hurt more if your tense.” You sucked in a breath and grunted, reaching your arm back towards Steve as he pushed himself deeper in. 

“Color, Y/N?” Whenever they said your name when you were playing you knew they were serious. It wasn’t just the titles checking in but Eddie and Steve as well. 

You placed your hand down back on Eddie’s chest, licking your lips as you desperately tried to form words. “Uh, yellow. I just… I’m sorry. One minute please, Daddy.

The metalhead reached up and ran his thumb over your bottom lip. “Don’t ever be sorry for something like that. What did we say when we started this in the hotel?”

“Green, Daddy. I’m ok. Just keep going slow, please.”

“Of course, honey. You are doing so good. Taking me so well already.”

You whimpered, hanging your head as pushed himself a bit further. Eddie’s fingers gripped your chin lifting your eyes to look at him. “Focus on me, Princess. What did we say at the hotel? Do you remember?”

“That… fuck you’re both so…”, Eddie felt your pussy flutter around him and growled, closing his eyes, doing anything he could to control himself from thrusting up into you. 

“That what? Distract me to, baby, because it’s hard for me not to just ruin your pussy right now.”

“That…you didn’t want me to be…uncomfortable.”

Steve’s fingers dug in your skin as you felt his hips finally connect to yours. 

“That’s right, Sweetheart.”

“Fuck me.”, the man behind you groaned. His voice was straining with his own need to control himself. “Color?”

“Gr-green…fuck. I’ve never felt anything like this before.”

“I’m going to start moving, okay?”

“Yes, Daddy.” 

Steve cautiously pulled his hips back before thrusting himself back into you. Eddie lets out his own moan when your eyes roll back into your head. You gently tap his chest with your tiny palm.

“You…you can move to…Sir. Please, please move.”

You breathily chuckled when you heard what sounded like a “Yes, ma’am” leave his lips. He tried so hard to move as slow as his friend but it was impossible. The way your cunt was clinging to him and constantly tightening when Steve’s hips hit yours; there was no way he was going to last long. 

Steve fingers reached between your legs and rubbed fast circles into your clit making you scream. It was almost too much. 

“Cum, pretty girl. You fucking earned it. I want to hear you scream like that again. Say our names if you want to so the whole fucking world can know who’s making you feel this good.”

You pushed up on your arms, pressing your back into Steve’s chest as you dug your nails into his skin. Eddie was the first to let go as his hips sputtered and you felt him release his seed inside of you. As soon as that warm feeling hit, you did as Steve suggested, shouting their names into the void of the night as you had the hardest orgasm of your life. 

The man behind you raised his arm till it was around your chest, holding you to him as he pounded into you. You heard his grunts against your ear as he held you tighter, keeping you still as he came in your ass. 

Steve swallowed down pants as he leaned his sweaty chin on your shoulder. 

“I’m going to pull out, ok? It may hurt a bit.” You nodded as you placed your arms on the top the ones he had holding you as you braced yourself. You both groaned at the action and loss of contact. “I know, baby.”

He gently kissed your cheek as he continued to hold you. His eyes met Eddies who gently pulled himself out of you as well. 

“Wait.” You clung to Steve as he moved to lay you on the bed. “Wait. Can, um, can we just stay like this for a moment?”

“Uh…yeah. Of course, honey. Anything you need.”

You lazily waived your hand, motioning for Eddie to come closer. He sat up on his knees and crawled over till he was in front of you. Your arms reached out, wrapping around his back as you placed your forehead on his chest. 

They exchanged a glance, unsure if this was something they should be worried about. 

“Not that I mind but this is new.”, Eddie’s chest vibrated as he chuckled. 

“I just…want to be close to you… like this.” Your voice was so low they could barely hear you. 

He looked at Steve again as both men pushed down their strong urge to shut down. No one had ever been this way with them. None of the partners they shared outside of a porn set had ever allowed them to try something new. You had never done this particular sex act but you were willing to try because you trusted them to take care of you. Hell, this entire dynamic you agreed to enter required a level of faith that no one seemed to ever have in them. 

They needed to provide that to you as well. There were times they needed to surrender that control and be vulnerable. 

Your body started to sag in Steve’s arms. “Honey, hey. No, no. We have to clean you up first before you can crash.” Eddie lightly unhooked you from his waist and leaned you back against his friend’s chest. Your eye’s had completely closed shut as you mumbled something they couldn’t understand. 

“I have no idea what witchcraft just spilled out those beautiful lips but he’s right, Sweetheart.”

You softly smiled at him as Steve lifted you up and carried you to the bathroom. 

“Can we sit?”

“In the shower?”, he looked in as Eddie turned the hot water on. It was a standing shower, completely separate from the tub so it was a bit smaller but definitely not as small as the hotel rooms had been. “Um, yeah. I don’t see why not. I do need to hold you up for a bit though, ok?”

You nodded as he guided you in and you pleasantly sighed at the feel of the warmth on your skin. Eddie moves as quickly as he can, noticing your legs every now and then drop as Steve grips you and shuffles you back up.

“Ok, baby, Can you reach forward and hold on to Eddie?”

“Always.” You heard him playfully laugh from his throat making you grin as you wrapped your arms around his upper torso. You suddenly winced and clung to him tighter. “Ow. Well, that will wake you up.”, you grumbled.

Eddie looked over your shoulder and noticed the water was hitting the red marks of Steve’s handprints on your ass. Steve followed his friend’s lead, cleaning you as quickly as he could so he could stop your pain.

They guided you to the tile floor of the shower and you welcomed the cold feeling against your skin. You leaned you back against Eddie as Steve sat across from you. Both men had to bend their knees so they could fit making you smile. 

“What are you laughing at?”, Steve grinned. 

“Your long, lanky legs.”, you giggle. “Can I ask you something since I haven’t seen your movies?”

The man in front of you nods. “Have you ever let Eddie fuck you?”

“On set or in private?”

You turn your neck to look at Eddie. “Do you notice he deflected my question with another question?”

“Yeah, he does that. Or refuses to answer them entirely.”

“No, I haven’t.”, Steve finally answers in a joking filled stern tone. 

“May I ask why?”

“May I ask why you want to know?”

You both smile as he deflects again. “I’m just curious. Remember, I told you guys it was odd for childhood friends to be in this business on camera. After what I saw on set and what I just experienced, I’m wondering why.”

“I, uh, I don’t know to be honest.”

“Why did you agree to it?”, you asked Eddie.

He casually shrugged. “When we got into this industry, someone suggested it. Said we would make more money. Steve seemed uncomfortable with receiving so… it’s actually what put us on the porn map. My first ‘male on male sexual experience’ as they call it.”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“Did YOU?” You beam up at him as you both laugh. 

“I hope I’m not making you uncomfortable, Daddy. You know me. I just want to understand and ask questions.”

Steve’s head snapped in your direction. “Why did you call me Daddy just now?”

You look at him in confusion, not sure if you did something wrong. “Oh, um, I mean, you’re taking care of me right now. Aftercare is essential after playing.”, your voice changes as you mimic an infomercial causing Eddie to chuckle. “Daddy. Sir.”, you point.

“At least she’s using big words again.”, the metalhead says as he kisses the top of your head. 

“Steve can take care of you.” Your eyes met his as he tried to explain himself. “I mean I don’t know about Eds but… Steve prefers taking care of you and being with you after you play.”

You turn you head and meet Eddie’s soft, slightly pouty smile. “Eddie does to. Especially right after sex because I swear to God you say the most adorable things.”

“No, I don’t!”

He giggles through his teeth before clearing his throat as he mimics your sleepy voice. “Why am I flying?”

You blush as you curl back into his chest. “I’m ready to get out now.”

Steve pushes himself up and bends down to grip your arms, guiding you to your feet. Eddie quickly grabs a towel, drying you off before handing you some of his clothes. 

“Fuck. I forgot she hasn’t eaten anything since lunch.”

“Steve Harrington, how do you know that?”, you light heartedly smirk in his direction. 

“We had lunch together and then you said you at meetings all day. After that you disobeyed us to see the shoot. Why are you laughing at me again?”

Eddie had picked you up and placed you on the edge of the bed. While Steve was talking you and he had a big smile pasted on to your faces. 

“I like that you listen to me and pay attention to my schedule.”

He saunters gradually over to you and kisses your forehead but as he pulls away you quickly grab the back of his neck, bringing his lips to yours. Steve’s finger reaches up and tenderly brushes your hair out of your face. 

“Do you think you can stay awake a bit longer so we can feed you?”

When you nod, he strokes you chin before standing up and heading for their kitchen. 

“Come on, Princess. Let’s go lay in my room. It’s a lot filthier than Steve’s but at least the sheets are clean.” Eddie wink at you as he takes you in his arms again and carries you across the hall. 

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