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wonwoo being mean on weverse is so funny it’s always something like

mingyu: good morning! had some chicken breast for breakfast today ☺️ how are carats doing 🥰💕 i wanna go watch a movie but i also want to go to the gym 🙁

wonwoo: just go to the gym later you stupid bitch

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i’m like,,,, so normal about choi seungcheol. i think about him in a normal way and a in a normal amount.

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if you think i’m jopposting as a joke you’re mistaken. jopping is a cultural treasure and it gave us mark lee uh you think ya big boi throwin three stacks imma show u how to ball u a mismatch opinionated but i’m always spittin straight facts throwback imma throw it on an eight track

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how i’m tryna be in 2024

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kind of unrelated but we have got to stop fetishizing men’s defined abs 😭 it’s a cruel and unattainable beauty standard that people don’t even clock as a beauty standard

if u don’t think it’s absolutely grueling and miserable to maintain the kind of abs that kpop idols have, u need to befriend some real life gym rats. a majority of them have eating disorders most people don’t even consider eating disorders.

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did you guys see the reaction cam of seventeen during fighting. like it was clearly kept a secret because the moment dino stepped out, vernon lost his mind. jun looked like he was about to die from secondhand embarrassment the whole time it was great

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chinese rat literature meme as a reflection of self…

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i love how all czennies acknowledge that ncity is the bad part of town. between the never ending turf wars and the sewage littering the streets and sticker blaring every time the numbers 1, 2, and 7 appear in sequence. the average caratland resident could not survive 5 minutes in the streets of ncity

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jeonghan manipulating seungcheol (who keeps admitting on his own that he likes when jeonghan has long hair) into buying him an 800$ hair dryer … and then promptly cutting his long hair off….. one of the more insane things yoon jeonghan has done to coups

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seventeen as annoying dads:

- scoups: sports dad, gets too invested at the little league game and yells at the ref. almost gets into a fistfight with another dad and is asked to go sit in his car to calm down.

- jeonghan: “dad i think i broke a bone” “rub some dirt in it” doesn’t look up from his phone

- joshua: whole foods organic cotton cloth diapers aromatherapy homeopathic “cures”, this ancient grain has been used for 10,000 years! mindfulness and baby meditation classes montessori preschool

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seventeen smackdown 🤺🥊💫🤔

have you ever wondered who would win in a svt vs svt fight? well, wonder no longer, because we are going to figure it out!! every week, our beloved sebongies will meet on the battlefield and duke it out, and by the end of a month, we'll finally know who the number 1 boy is~

svt smackdown will be in the format of a single elimination tournament, seeded using my very scientific ranking. polls will be posted every tuesday (with a break after the first round because i'll be on vacation) and each voting period will last 1 week

round 1 matches round 2 matches semifinals finals

disclaimer: this is a JOKE

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i think if you grab seungkwan and squish him a lil and maybe shake him up and down, he’d make jingling bell noises

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idk how to explain it, wonwoo is like, athletic and fit but not at all sporty. like that boy can run, but also he’s the polar OPPOSITE of a jock. all of seventeen can be split into jocks and losers and wonwoo is not a jock. jeonghan and seungkwan are jocks but wonwoo is not a jock.

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dino is like a comic book character. he’s just a normal little boy living in life in the big city! but one day he finds a pair of sunglasses and puts them on… and as soon as the glasses settle on his face…. he transforms into an annoying old man

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i feel like this was originally an ncity post but yall ever think about how wonwoo is so handsome ppl never notice how silly he is and dokyeom is so silly ppl never notice how handsome he is