#ABSOLUTELY NO MPREG GDIT

[darthstitch]

a. Look, the Dream responsible for Twilight was one of the more loyal subjects to Lord Morpheus, given the whole deal with Edward Cullen. It had been meant as an affectionate tribute.

b. Dream was still in the gods-be-damnned fishbowl when Twilight came out and was more than a bit discombobulated when he and Lucienne later found out that there was a wing of the Library dedicated to it and its fan fiction. Matthew helpfully steered Dream away from anything resembling "fifty shades."

"Look, Boss, you've gone through enough suffering this century. Don't look, don't ask, trust me on this."

c. Dream absolutely reserves the right to torment anyone for the whole Twilight thing and for the love of Glory, he is definitely NOT Edward Cullen. And obviously he was very much happily married to his uh... Bella, a.k.a. Hob Gadling, even if he's still trying to figure out how to get back at him for the "little adorable eldritch abomination" crack. Ah, married life.

d. For the record, they don't plan to have a "Renesmee" in their future, even if Hob had the strangest dream of cuddling the cutest little baby (who had a very decided resemblance to His Darkness, with the fluffy black hair and the brilliant blue eyes) and teaching the little tot that "Shaxbert is yucky!" Dream still hasn't figured out which of his Dreams was responsible for that and he's fairly sure that wasn't prophetic. Fairly. Sure.