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[sloaners]

Orochimaru got audited

A refund baby for @keepyourpantsongohan @kiro-sveta @uintuva

[violetvelourr]

Let Me Take Care of You

(Part 1 of 3)

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Pairing: Kakashi x OC (Arina aka Rina Matsukata )

Fantasy on the subject: Kakashi returns after a rather traumatic (physically) mission... Arina is there to take care of him ^^

Timing: somewhere after the death of the Third and Sasuke's abandoment of the Leaf Village.

Planned size: 3 parts

Rating: NC-17

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Arina raised her head and listened. No, just her imagination. She dropped her head on the pillow again and sighed wistfully. When will he be back? He was due at least two days ago.

The fate of a shinobi's lover is tough. She was mostly afraid of the domestic routine that could strangle any romance, but turned out that the constant separation was worse: when you don't know where he is, how he is doing, will he come back and if he does come back – when and... how?.. It was only at first that the separation seemed for the better, because it made everything feel more intense. But that was self-deception. The reality was more cruel and less romantic. The waiting was unbearable.

Arina managed to fall asleep after all, but a few hours later her light sleep was interrupted. This time she was certain she heard rustling downstairs. She lay listening for a while, then slipped out of bed, put on her yukata and crept downstairs quietly.

Kakashi was standing with his back to her, leaning against the wall, and trying to take off his shoes. Arina froze, suppressing the joyful exclamation ready to burst from her lips, and stared at him with concern: he did not even feel her presence. Moreover, the wooden floorboards of the stairs hardly allowed sneaking upon someone unnoticed. However, she managed to do it. With him.

Kakashi's uniform eloquently indicated that the mission had not been an easy one: numerous scuffs, cuts, here and there was ingrained dirt, and, what was worse – traces of blood.

"Kakashi..." the girl voiced after all.

The silver-haired man, at that moment finally winning the battle against his shoes, froze, then turned around abruptly.

"Ari..."

Arina saw how his face instantly began to relax and its features became softer, as if until that very moment he was still mentally somewhere out there, on the mission. She swiftly covered the distance separating them and wrapped her arms around Kakashi's neck.

"You're back..."

Kakashi hugged her back, but it seemed to the girl that something was holding him back – as if he was debating whether to respond fully, or maintain some distance.

"Baby, I'm covered in dirt..." he stammered out, confirming her guess. "And... frankly speaking, don't smell very well either..."

"What nonsense..." Arina, as if on purpose, pressed her face into Kakashi's chest with all her might, taking advantage of the fact that his vest was unzipped.

After a little hesitation, Kakashi obviously let go, and, no longer holding back, gave the girl a bear hug, burying his face into her hair, taking in her scent with pleasure – warm, pure, cosy fragrance of the home... their home...

"You have no idea how much I've dreamed about this," he whispered.

"Me too," the girl sobbed, "I was so restless already... Barely could fall asleep today..."

"And I woke you up? I'm so sorry... I was trying to keep it down – was going to spend the night downstairs..." he muttered apologetically.

"You could really do that to me?" Half jokingly, half seriously, Arina flared, finally breaking away from Kakashi and looking into his face. "I've already slept alone for two nights longer than promised!.."

"I didn't want to disturb you..."

"Silly," Arina punched him lightly in the chest. It was not the first time they parted, including for so long, but it was today that she for some reason felt especially relieved, seeing him back safe and sound – although, that still had to be confirmed. "And was it worth racing then?"

"Hmm," Kakashi grunted vaguely in response. She noticed, huh. He really did want to spend that night at home at all costs, for which he'd resorted to not quite ordinary means, which was not very reasonable in his condition... But he was hoping to meet the girl in the morning more or less refreshed. Washed up, at least. And not a savage like he was now.

"Are you hungry?" Arina finally let go of him and glanced in the direction of the kitchen. "There is some food left – if you give me a little time, I'll get everything ready..."

"Honestly, I don't want anything now – except for washing and catching on sleep." Kakashi ruffled the back of his head in embarrassment. "I hope you didn't cook specifically with me in mind?.."

Arina, in fact, really did prepare full meals three evenings in a row in hope that he would be back, but she did not admit it.

"Alright, then let's get you unloaded and go to the bathroom already, how much longer are we going to freeze in the hallway?" She chuckled.

"No objections," Kakashi replied and swayed slightly.

"You can barely stand." Arina helped him sit on the step dividing the hallway into two levels, knelt down next to him and began pulling off his vest. "What happened? Are you alright at all?"

"No big deal, I'm fine. Otherwise I would have been at the hospital now." Kakashi smiled wryly, not admitting that the line between these two conditions was extremely thin this time.

Arina looked at Kakashi expressively and shook her head lightly. She then reached out and removed his head protector carefully and traced her fingers over his forehead, where the fabric was imprinted, still looking at him with concern.

Kakashi froze under her gaze, looking back at her wearily, but at the same time as if she was his ultimate goal and he was immensely happy to reach it.

Arina slipped her hand into his hair, making Kakashi close his eyes blissfully, and with her other hand gently glazed her fingers over his temple. She stroked the scar above his left eye and finally hooked her fingers over the edge of his mask.

At that moment Kakashi seemed to wake up and grabbed her wrist quickly.

"I really should clean myself up first," he muttered guiltily.

"You really are silly," the girl cooed, and pulled off his mask nonetheless – with the other hand, which he did not manage to intercept. The exposed part of the face contrasted sharply against the upper one – even with the area around the left eye. "Dusty road?"

"That's not the word." Kakashi licked his hopelessly dry lips reflectively. "Mh-honey..."

"Shush..." Arina leaned in and kissed him.

Kakashi closed his eyes, trying to overcome his embarrassment – did she really like kissing a dirty thing like him?..

Feeling his tenseness, Arina stopped and pulled away. Kakashi looked at her sheepishly.

"Are you not happy to see me?.." The girl's eyebrows arched a bit.

"What are you saying, of course I am!" Kakashi assured her. "But you see how I am..."

"If that's the only thing that bothers you, then I can say it again – I don't care about such nonsense." Arina smiled. "But alright, it'll do for now. I'll be right back."

She got up, slipped her feet into the nearby flipflops and scooted off towards the bathroom. The sound of running water could soon be heard from there.

When she got back, she saw that Kakashi hadn't even moved. He was sitting with his elbows on his knees and his head drooping slightly.

He's had it rough, the girl thought with compassion. She sat down next to him again and stroked his cheek. Kakashi turned his head to her, smiled softly and wearily. She fumbled on his stomach and unbuckled his belt, took it off. She then took hold of the holster on the thigh, took it off too, and began unwrapping the bandage underneath.

"Ari, I'll do it myself... just give me a couple of minutes..." the man said, covering her palm with his.

"Kakashi..." Arina looked him in the eyes, "let me take care of you, please."

From the way she said it, Kakashi's heart skipped a beat.

Arina blushed slightly, noticing how his eyes flashed, and looked away, continuing to unwrap the bandage. Once she was done, she shifted her attention to his hands and took off the well-worn gloves. She stroked his palms and fingers: the skin was scraped in some places; a couple of nails were chipped off.

Kakashi grimaced involuntarily: he did usually manage, no matter what, to keep his hands in almost perfect condition, and this zeal only intensified after Arina had appeared in his life.

"I should probably master medical jutsu after all," Arina said softly. "But for now..." She squeezed his fingers, pulled his hands towards her, bent over slightly and kissed his fingertips. Looked into Kakashi's eyes while still pressing her lips against his fingers.

"Arina, what are you doing..." The man almost choked. There was something insanely intimate in this simple gesture, even too much...

"It's alright, Kakashi..." The girl smiled.

She straightened up and gave him an appraising look. Of all his ammunition, apart from the pants and the turtleneck, only the bandage on his calves remained.

Arina began unwrapping it, and Kakashi made one more attempt to stop her, but the girl looked up at him in such a way that he quickly gave in and leaned back slightly, resting his hands behind his back.

He sighed, looking at her thoughtfully. It was a very strange feeling. Unusual, but at the same time somehow satisfying – just letting someone take care of you.

And every time he thought it was not possible to feel more affection than he already felt for her, the girl easily proved him wrong.

"Tennyo..." he whispered, barely audibly.

[* author's note: Tennyo – in Japanese folklore, are  divine spiritual female beings similar to angels.]

"Mhm?" Arina looked up at him questioningly.

"No, nothing." Kakashi shook his head and smiled, looking at her with undisguised tenderness and gratitude.

Arina smiled back and lowered her gaze again.

She finished unwrapping the bandages, leaving three messy piles on the floor – if it had been Kakashi, he would certainly have rolled them up, but they had to be washed first anyways. She massaged his calves, noticeably overworked, with deeply imprinted traces from the bandage.

Kakashi couldn't hold back a slight groan.

Finally, Arina stood up in front of him and stretched out her arms to him.

"Come on, let's go to the bathroom."

Kakashi got up on his own, and only then took her hand.

"So stubborn." Arina showed him her tongue.

"Firm," Kakashi corrected.

"Won't let me take care of you," the girl said with mock affliction.

"You have already done more than you had to, Ari..." Kakashi squeezed her palm. "Go to bed, it's late..."

"You think I'll go to bed without you?" Arina objected, walking into the bathroom.

It was warm and humid in the bathroom, and the furako tub was already almost full, emitting clouds of tempting steam which made Kakashi squint for a moment in anticipation.

Meanwhile, Arina came close to him and pulled up his turtleneck. Her eyebrows arched when she saw that his body was covered with numerous cuts and bruises – especially where he had not been protected enough by the vest. It was worse that she'd hoped.

"Gods, Kakashi... How?.." she ran her fingers lightly over his side, then the shoulder, tracing but not touching the marks. "Perhaps you'd better skip the furako... You should see a medic instead..."

"Oh no-no, it's fine," the man assured her hastily: if Arina was his first priority, the furako was definitely the second, and the only excuse for him to skip that would be complete disability. "It won't do any harm. Do you think that's never happened to me before?"

Arina kept eyeing him with a mixture of compassion and concern. Then her eyes widened again.

"But... if you look like that... what about the rest of the team?"

Kakashi raised his eyebrows and Arina faltered.

"Shit... right..."

"Yup." Kakashi smiled with sadness.

"I still can't get used to it." Arina looked down.

"I miss them too... But I'm glad they were not around this time. It could have been much worse."

"Will you tell me what happened?" The girl looked at him again.

"Not today, okay?" Kakashi sighed and put his palm on her cheek, stroked it with his thumb lightly. He didn't want to hide anything from her, but this mission was by no means a cause for pride, and he preferred keeping the details to himself. Especially considering that the traces of blood on his uniform, for the most part, were not his own – and this despite the fact that he was sort of aiming to reduce this aspect of his profession.

Arina paused for a moment, but then nodded.

"Well... shall we go to the shower then?" Arina reached out for Kakashi's pants, intending to pull them down for him, but the latter unexpectedly quickly recoiled.

"Let me do it myself. And I'd better shower on my own, too..."

"I won't molest you, I see you are not in the right condition now," Arina laughed softly.

Kakashi gritted his teeth and shook his head. He did not want to admit his weakness, even if it was fully justified. He barely restrained himself from putting his hand on the wall but was trying to maintain an appearance in front of Arina till the end.

"Oh, for gods' sake, Kakashi." Arina nevertheless grabbed hold of his pants and pulled them off deftly together with the boxers. She almost burst out laughing when Kakashi turned sideways to her shyly, while stepping out of his pants, shifting one leg forward and, in addition, covering his groin. "Are you serious now?"

So much for the formidable shinobi...

Kakashi sighed but moved his hands away.

"I-i-I'm not looking," Arina sang, turning away. She untied the belt and took off her yukata, throwing it casually on the bench in the dry area, then took off her night satin set as well. With a dancing gait, she walked on and turned on the shower.

"But I am," Kakashi moaned to himself.

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 Part 2 

[delightningfield]

the Astrology of Naruto (chaotic mode)

I'm not sure if this has been done before and if it has I hope I'm not cramping on your style:

This comes from me being inspired to look up Naruto's son Boruto's birthday and realizing theres a whole list of birthdays for many major main characters from all 3 shows (Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, & Boruto).

This is my undrafted, copy-pasted-to-be-formatted-and-expanded-upon take from my crazy twitter thread about an hour or two ago. This is a relatively live reaction to seeing how each character is symbolized by their sun sign whether its through small behavioral traits or overarching characters themes. PS spoilers for all of Naruto but none for Boruto, I... HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT! I'm a sucker for a main show using its sequel to critique the generational differences of war-torn versus peaceful times.

Those in bold are specifically mentioned-

♑️: guy, gaara, konohamaru, hinata

♒️: minato, the 2nd & 3rd hokage, shino

♓️: tenten, sakura

♈️: sidenote*

♉️: choji, kankuro, killer bee

♊️: iruka, itachi

♋️: neji, kiba

♌️: sasuke, lady tsunade, yamato

♍️: temari, kakashi

♎️: shikamaru, ino, naruto, asuma

♏️: 1st hokage, jiraiya, shizune

♐️: rock lee, sai

lets break it down CARDINALLY folks:

CAPRICORN KING GAARA!! LAND OF WIND'S YOUNGEST KAZEKAGE HAS A CARDINAL SUN?? TRAUMA SPECIFICALLY INDUCED BY HIS FATHER? SATURN I SEE U! ✅

MANSPLAIN MANIPULATE EVIL-SUPREMACY NEJI IS ABSOLUTELY A CANCER SUN! one thing abt me, i praise every sign but ill never forgive the water signs for always finding a way back to being their stereotypes. & some mild joking hate to cancers (especially the evil ones) but neji is a perfect example of family-backed trauma because he was motivated to beat the shit out of his baby cousin and for what... revenge for his dad bc of generational beef? piss off & die to death LOL ✅

I've always known he was a Libra... BUT NARUTO WHO IS OBSESSED WITH HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH THAT HE WANTS TO BE THE GUY WHO PROTECTS THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES? A KING WHO IS A BIGHEARTED CRYBABY WHO WANTS HIS FRIENDS TO SUCCEED AND BECOME BETTER THAN THEY ARE & SHIKAMARU THE OBJECTIVE KING WHO BECOMES THE FIRST IN HIS ERA/GRADUATING CLASS TO BECOME A CHUNIN, YES THEY ARE ABSOLUTE LIBRA LEGENDS ✅

*Naruto's first 2 series has no Aries sun lead! which is so interesting because his fucking child is an Aries! so the sequel show (which leads with his child Boruto instead of him) leads with Naruto's cardinal opposition! so seeing their dynamic as a Libra father & an Aries child? how theyre so alike yet so different? YEAH THATS LITERAL ASTROLOGY 5️⃣/5️⃣ 🏆🥇🎖🏅✨⭐️🌟💫

lets FIXate on how to break this down:

MINATO IS AN AQUARIUS?! THE GUY WHO'S DUMBASS IDEA IT WAS TO SEAL THE BIGGEST BADDEST DEMON IN THE CURRENT WORLD IN A NEWBORN BABY WITHOUT CONSENT, THE GUY WHO NAMES HIS CHILD AFTER THE MC THAT HIS SENSEI WROTE IN A SERIES ABOUT SOFT PORN? BUT ALSO MORE IMPORTANTLY: THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RAASENGAN, A WINDSTYLE NINJUTSU, IS AN AIR SUN?? ✅

Choji & Jiraiya are self explanatory in the most stereotypical of Taurus & Scorpio suns' ways respectively NONETHELESS with Choji's snackabilities and Jiraiya's horniness its too obvious and on the nose that IDK which came first, their birthdates or the general description for these characters. BUT THE FIRST HOKAGE BECOMING THE FIRST LEADER FOR THEIR VILLAGE AFTER THE FIRST GREAT NINJA WAR (? im like unsure abt this, this specifically is an unsourced claim, remembering war details from shippuden feels like eating rocks), BUT HIM BEING A SCORPIO AKA A MARS RULED SUN SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT ✅✅✅

YAMATO: THE ONLY GUY ALIVE WITH WOODSTYLE NINJUTSU?? SASUKE: THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE UCHIHA CLAN MASSACRE??? LADY TSUNADE: THE ONLY LADY HOKAGE WITH A GAMBLING ADDICTION AND THE LUCK OF GARBAGE FIRE TO THIS DAY?? LEO SUNS, BECAUSE U GUYS THERE REALLY ISNT ANYONE DOING IT LIKE THEM ✅

AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE (mutably):

SAKURA: THE GIRL WHO CRIES WHEN HER CHILDHOOD CRUSH SPEAKS IS A PISCES SUN?? BUT ALSO THE GIRL WITH OTHERWORLDLY (PHYSICAL) STRENGTH? WORKING IN HEALTHCARE?? PISCES ICON ✅

IRUKA SENSEI WHOS BEEN THERE FOR NARUTO SINCE EPISODE ONE AND IS THE FIRST PERSON TO CATCH AND THEREFORE NURTURE NARUTO'S TRUE CHARACTER?? ITACHI THE OLDER BROTHER WHO COMMITTED WAR CRIMES AND TURNED AGAINST A WHOLE VILLAGE AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY TO PROTECT HIS YOUNGER BROTHER, THE SOLE MASSACRE SURVIVOR EVEN SO FAR AS TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE TRUTH OF WHY EVERYTHING WENT DOWN HOW IT DID? GEMINI KINGS ✅

THE METHODICAL KAKASHI AND TACTICAL TEMARI AS FUCKING VIRGO SUNS ABSOLUTELY YES BC TEMARI WAS THE STRONGEST GIRL CHARACTER WITH A SENSE OF SELF (until [redacted]), KAKASHI WAS ALWAYS GIVING OFF MUTABLE ENERGY ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS NONCHALANT ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING, EVEN AS THE 6TH HOKAGE. THE ONLY PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE THAT I KNEW GROWING UP WHO WERE 10000% SURE OF WHO THEY WERE BEFORE THEY EVEN BECAME THEIR TRUE SELVES ARE ALL VIRGOS ✅

ROCK LEE LITERALLY OPENS EVERY GATE OF LEAF OR WHATEVER DURING A SCHOOL EXAM?? POINT TO A JUPITER SUN THAT HASNT PUT THEIR LIFE ON THE LINE FOR SOME DUMB SHIT!! THATS MY SAGITTARIUS KING! HE LITERALLY ALWAYS PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR HIS CRUSH TOO HES JUST THE PRIME EXAMPLE OF GO BIG OR GO HOME!! & CROP TOP KING SAI WHO HAS THE BRAIN OF A NEW SPONGE SOAKING IN EVERYTHING FROM EVERY INTERACTION HE HAS BC HE SEES IT ALL AS A LESSON? THATS JUPITER TO THE FUCKING CORE, I SEE YOU KING✅

Sincerely, a Sagittarius stellium ☄️

PS... I stand by this: all Naruto fans need to watch Boruto challenge!

For trackability, I'm linking my shorter-less detailed twitter thread: https://twitter.com/jupiterignited/status/1551498520070303745?s=21&t=R0BYp8qePAz6aM2AWCLprA but please by all means do everything you can to not confuse my twitter account as a space for more astrology content bc its absolutely not LOL

[savage-angel-was-a-mistake]

What’s the Worst That Could Happen? Prologue - What’s the Worst That Could Happen?

Story summary: Naruto is insane. He's pulled off so many out there antics that when he rolls over in bed to tell Sasuke that he's running for president Sasuke could only reply "is that what we're doing today?" If it's any testament to how ill-equipped they are, Naruto's slogan is "What's the worst that could happen?" What's the worst that could happen indeed.

PROLOGUE – WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

012606: Tu n’es pas sérieux (You’re not serious)

012607: Yes, quite, actually. Its easy.

012606: C’est impossible (It’s impossible

012607: Nah. All u have to do is act confidet. Confidence is key.

012606: *confident

012607: People tend to not question u when u look confident

012606: Au revor, mon amie (Farewell, my friend)

012607: *revoir

012607: lol, u can’t eve speak French fri

012606: *even

012607: Fuk off

012606: …*fuck

They had only met online two months ago. Although he spoke perfect English, Naruto Uzumaki, aka 012607, didn’t speak a lick of French. He was determined to learn and vowed to learn French in a month. He learned… the bare basics.

Fortunately enough for him, Sasuke Uchiha, aka 012606, had taken pity upon him.

So here Naruto was, two months after making first contact, in the airport with just a carry-on bag and a wadded-up napkin with a haphazardly scrawled address on it. His new-found project was hitch hiking via airplane. He had read online that someone had done it before, and he was sure to be another.

He didn’t look anyone in the eye as he walked through the airport. He held himself high. Walked with a sense of overly inflated self-worth. Kept calm and collected as he moved past security, past the ticket checkers, and straight on in the airplane itself.

In so many, many, many hours, Naruto Uzumaki would be in France, finally meeting his friend face to face. Naruto looked forward to telling him to his face that he was right, that Naruto had told him so.

You can do anything with confidence. Confidence is key.

“No.”

“Why not, Sas?”

“Because I said so!” Sasuke hissed into the phone.

“Come on, you’ll love it here.”

A moment was spent solely on Sasuke composing himself.

“Naruto.”

“Yes.”

Memories of their first meeting came to Sasuke’s mind. Naruto wanted to be all cool and suave with his whole I-told-you-so attitude he adorned occasionally. He wanted it to be out-of-this-world memorable.

Bailing Naruto out when he failed to confidence his way through border patrol was definitely memorable. Sasuke had to pull name recognition to get him out of that one. The sad blue eyes are what did it in for him.

Honestly, this wasn’t too out of the ordinary.

“I’m not moving to America.” Sasuke said flatly.

“Tu me manques, Sasuke (I miss you, Sasuke).”

Sasuke groaned.

“Come on, you’re always going on about how much you despise living in France.”

“I do.”

“Then leave.”

“No!”

“Learn how to take a chance, Sas! Life isn’t worth living if you ain’t risking your hide at some point or another.”

“…I’ve never heard of ‘risk your hide’.”

“Context clues, babe. Ponder le risque, Sasuke (“Ponder” a risk, Sasuke).”

“It’s prendre (Take).”

“Stop correcting my French.”

Against Sasuke’s better judgement, he moved.

Naruto was right; what is life without crazy risks?

“Hey, Sasuke.” Naruto leaned over on the couch to rest his head on Sasuke’s shoulder.

“…yes?”

“Remember Kakashi and Gai’s wedding?”

“Yes.”

“Do you remember how fancy it was?”

“Yes.”

“Do you remember all of the different foods there? The music? The cake?”

“Naruto.”

“Do you know how long it took them to plan that?”

“Naruto, no.”

“You can’t preemptively say no, Sas.”

“No.”

“It took them –“

“No.”

“9 months Sasuke.”

“No.”

“9 MONTHS! And they said that was a short time for that!” Naruto shifted to face Sasuke more fully, “Tu y crois toi (Do you believe it)?”

“Que veux-tu de moi (What do you want from me)?”

Naruto smiled, “2 mois (2 months).”

“…excusez-moi (Excuse me)?”

“Je veux 2 mois (I want 2 months). For the planning and everything.”

“…for what?”

Naruto laughed. “The wedding, dear, the wedding.”

The skeptical look on Sasuke’s face encouraged Naruto to continue.

“Spontaneity is a very desirable trait, Sas, you should know that.”

“Nothing about you is desirable.”

“Oh, come on,” Naruto posed on the couch, “only everything about me is desirable, mon chéri.”

“You want me to plan a wedding on that scale… in 2 months?” Sasuke asked incredulously. He elected to ignore Naruto’s sad attempt at seduction.

“Oh, no, no, no, no,” Naruto shook his head, “No.”

“Good, because I really thought you were asking me –“

“Obviously it has to be on a LARGER scale!”

Sasuke gave Naruto The Look™.

“You’ve got to be shitting me.”

Sasuke shuffled slightly behind him, causing the sheets to rustle with the movement. Naruto opened his eyes slowly. He blinked the sleep out of them as he attempted to return to consciousness and enter the wonderous world of morning time.

Naruto smiled softly at Sasuke’s soft wake up sound, a chirp of sorts that Naruto dubbed his activation tone. He rolled over to face his husband.

“Hey, Sas?”

“Mmmm?” Sasuke hummed, adjusting himself to look into Naruto’s eyes.

“I’m going to run for president.”

Sasuke closed his eyes. He pinched the bridge of his nose as if he had a migraine.

“Is that what we’re going to do today?”

“Confidence makes the person.

“Willingness to take a chance, to take risks to do what is best, defines character.

“Spontaneity, the ability to adapt to any situation faced, dictates endurance.

“Not every person has mastered all of these traits. I have, making me an invaluable asset to whatever position I am placed in. But, to be honest, I’m going straight for the tip top.

“My name is Naruto Uzumaki, presidential hopeful, eagerly awaiting the day that I may be able to serve you. Now I ask of you, if you’re not already convinced that I’m a great guy for president and are questioning whether your vote is safe with me, to ask yourself one simple question:

“What’s the worst that could happen?”

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[thekatthatbarks]

Tagged by @do-you-even-kakashi and others but I can't remember I'm sorry! Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better. Name: Kaytlin Nickname: Kat or Kate but my close friends call my Kit Kat 😉 Zodiac Sign: Aries Height: 5′2 Ethnicity: White Orientation: Bisexual Favorite Fruit(s): Strawberry, watermelon, mango Favorite Season: Summer Favorite Book(s): Um uh... Harry Potter, The Help, You, The Cellar Favorite Flower(s): SUNFLOWERS Favorite Animal(s): Cats, foxes (surprise surprise) Favorite Beverage: Tea, coffee Average Hours of Sleep: 6-8 at the moment since schools not in session Favorite Fictional Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Harmon, Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Kiki (Kikis Delivery Service) Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 3 since it's summer Dream Trip: Italy Blog Created: Like a year or two ago I don't remember Number of Followers: 600 or so What Do I Post About: Naruto, my Naruto ships, my writing, other people's writing and fan art, occasional other anime (not that much though) Do I Get Asks On a Regular Basis: Only request for fics or for ask games Aesthetic: 80s rock chick meets Stevie Nicks (aka loml) Favorite Band/Artist: STEVIE NICKS Fictional Characters I’d Date: Hahaha, we shouldn't start this...let's see... Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Shikamaru, and I don't want to think harder than that lol Hogwarts House: Toss up between Ravenclaw and Gryffondoor (omg I spelled that so wrong I'm sorry I'm on mobile) I tag: @meliss-cake @bisuratonkachi @mouseymightymarvellous @purple-possibilities @raendown @ohsotiny @itslulu42 @bouncyirwin @toastchild @rockleefangirl987 @denilmo @dimancheetoile @dimigex and anyone else who wants to! No pressure for anyone to do it!