#ALSO I will be using the phrase swaggy jaggers until the day i die

[allhailthewicked]

Hi...How Y’all Doing...? It’s Time For Another Watcher Weekly Commentary

So I got a super nice message from an anon (i love you anon) saying that they enjoy this series thing so... I’m going to continue it just for them and for me. Anyway here’s the rundown for this shit show I watch a Watcher Weekly episode and write down my stream of consciousness commentary then I rate the episode (All the episodes deserve at least a 10 though). I include quotes and timestamps and most importantly ~my opinions~. It’s not that deep so let's get it started!!!

Previous Episode: WW #03            First Episode

WW #04: Weird Wonderful World Q+A

Right off the bat, we have Shane going “It’s January 29th and it’s time for Watcher Weekly” before he strikes a pose

GROUP POSE @0:07

@0:14- 0:20 we have a little Steven and Shane dual kick/ bonding moment that I guarantee no one has noticed (I just did and I LOVE IT)

*Goat Steven*- that’s all that’s the tweet

“facebook.com/watcherentertainment you can be our 60th like”-Steven Lim

OH! IT’S THE FIRST TIME WE SAW STEVEN BLUE HAIR

Blueberry Boy! 🥺

Baby-Faced Bergara!!!

Also, love that Mari doesn’t know that he shaved. Also, may I just go on a tangent about how much I absolutely love Mari. I feel like I have never specifically said it but I love her so so much. Anyway back to your regularly scheduled programming

@2:15 remember that time Shane forgot that there was a pen in his hair. me too

“This is the closest I have ever been to Steven”- Ryan Bergara 2020

I love how Shane skips over weird wonderful world talk to talk about Ryan and Steven playing b-ball together

I never thought I would hear Shane say the phrase “Run D on each other”

Then Ryan immediately going don’t say that 🤦‍♂️

I just want people to appreciate the little Steven spin @3:05

Ryan’s fall at @3:18 scared the shit out of me. He went down so fast. Like scary fast

Steven Dance = Salmon

I MISS HOMEMADE!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 It was so sweet and wholesome and I love food

Which Would You Rather Have? Steven Lim tap-dancing selling cars or Steven Lim with a Nike logo tattooed on his head

This is so unrelated but have you guys seen that show How Far Is Tattoo Far on MTV. It is ridiculous. Sorry that was off-topic

Okay, so something that I want to say about this episode is that there is so many microexperssions and little jokes between Steven and Shane and Ryan and Shane, and like rewatching this episode really makes me appreciate the chemistry these boys have with each other. Like you can feel like it’s a genuine friendship. IDK I’m getting self-conscious about how much I’m commenting on this episode

@7:10 i- I- umm I- Steven just pulled out one of Ryan chin hairs and Shane is shouting in the background i-i’m just going to move on

TIL Steven’s hair is ~crunchy~ and Shane’s little yelp when he felt it

@7:36 a little Steven nuzzle

~HOMEMADE~: The only Watcher show that can bring laugh, cheers, and fears

@8:36-8:54 a little Ryan and Shane car bit

Also, Shane shouting “keep your eyes on the road” is triggering my fight or flight senses

“Swaggy Jagger I see you” sounds sooooo much like a John Mulaney bit

Oh, Ryan just said that okay I’m not going crazy

you know who I would want to meet *long dramatic pause* 

-Go watch the episode to find out who Steven would want to talk to at a séance- (Mainly because I can’t give Steven’s answer the justice it deserves)

Does Ryan eat human bone marrow? The history will remain UnSoLvEd

Me: What part of the human body tastes the best?

Steven & Ryan: The bone marrow 

Shane: The ASS

“Just to clarify we do not support eating human meat”- Steven Lim 2020

@12:34 We have not only a Steven Sting but also a sassy Steven sip, Shane having to get out of his seat and Ryan whispering un-fucking-believable 

Now onto ~✨PLANT TIME✨~  then the Watcher Boys almost killing their plant

Ryan is a PLANT MURDER!! Yo I cannot stan this type of behavior 😂😂

This is also the first time Shane has heard Ryan say that he’s sorry

I love petty arguments I live for spite

THE DIPLOCOCCUS is back and he has Lenny held hostage

oh... Lenny has betrayed Ryan

THEY’VE REACHED A 1000 PATRONS🎉🎉🎉

“Well I believe that when I’m dead I will cease to exist and become a mere echo of a human”- another inspiring quote from Mr. Shane Madej

also loved the echo on the word echo

Bazinga said, Steven

Ryan Logic: a guest host=ghost

you know I’m not even a little surprised at this point

STEVEN SNAPS!!!! *snap* *snap* *snap* *snip* *snap*

#SUBSCRIBETOWATCHER

Shane talking about Ryan mercilessly killing his plant “ I’m telling you he cackled like a witch”

AWW Ryan and Steven are two little peas in a pod!!!

“your arm is still on my shoulder” “BECAUSE YOU’RE FRIENDS!! why do you always have to point that out!”

@19:50-20:00 Ryan’s impression of Steven

Steven stopped Shane and Ryan’s secret handshake?!?! Yo I cannot stan this type of behavior 😂

Oh Shane designed the Watcher Launch Tee

@20:39-20:46 “Hi I’m Ryan Bergara and I’m going to the moon”

And finally @20:57 to basically the end we have a little Steven dance

So this was a long commentary. Great episode though! As I said before there were a lot of little microexpressions I had a hard time explaining. Then again I did unstan both Ryan and Steven in this episode, so I do have to take that into account. I’ll give this episode 34.78 dead plants out of 5 Swaggy Jaggers.

Next Episode: WW #05