#ALSO WITH HIM AND LAMPERT

[regret-evatorful]

prototypes rad coolness

[ch3rr13zk1n]

Lamperty hfjiONE

I also have multiple alternative versions of this image since i never know which version i like more!! (I have a problem please help)

Like and reblog or i'll force you to like Gnarpy or smth

[sacerdotalist]

Various Lampert sketches, I love making up outfits for him :3

[catsharkzzz]

hey if you guys like . ever want to ask me about all the lore i have in my brain please do i have so so so so so much in my head for so many characters (mainly reg/blocktales) that the public hasnt seen PLLEEEEAAAASE PLEASE PLEASE

i will take ANY excuse to dump as much as im allowed but its pretty hard to do that when my main method of posting is art and i dont really feel like it all the time !!

[markthemannequin]

how do you feel about people saying you gave birth to a literal lamp

Real weird that they assume I'M th' one who gave birth ta' Lampert!

[brainrotparadise]

HE JEFF THE KILLED LAMPERT!!!!!!!

[lamperts-bleach]

sorry for shooting you a bunch in the elevator yesterday I was dueling another player and it's hard to aim right when you're constantly sprinting in loops around the elevator

(I BOUGHT THE KEEP ITEMS THING FOR NOTHING I BOUGHT IT AND DIED LIKE LESS THAN A MINUTE AFTERWARDS AGHHHH)

it was irritating. and unsanitary.

(RIP/ooc//)

[unoriginal-and-dumb]

I imagine that they were childhood friends and played on the gross play rugs in ikea

Headcanons me and my friend came up with if you guys would like to read… huehuehue.. 👇👇

wiki says lampert was formed in a factory but it doesn’t say he was brought to LIFE in a factory. we hc that kasper “made” lampert as a child because he was lonely in ikea and had no friends. Also being one of those mf kids who draw on the walls and everything else. he drew a face on a lamp and the next day it turned into a boy yippee. they grew up together as best friends

kasper originally named lampert lamper, cause his name is kasper and he just replaced the kasp with lamp. when he came to life lampert was like no i think its lampert, not lamper and kasper was like ok 👍😁

they liked to play cars on the car play rug in ikea. kasper liked to race and crash them and lampert liked to send in the police and ambulance for cleanup. theyd play that over and over again it never got old

when they would play outside, they liked to set up things to look really pretty (like a nice stick and leaf house or dress up a really pretty doll) and then set it on fire with a magnifying glass (lampert liked the first part, kasper liked the second part)

kasper is korean-american and he had slightly lighter hair as a kid (LET ME HAVE THIS HAVE HAVE NOTHING)

both them ace and specifically lampert ace aro and specifically like romance and sex repulsed ace aro like if you stand too close to him he freaks out imagine if someone were to kiss him that would not fly. romance and sex r NASTY to him do not touch him

when lampert would hang out with kasper he would just stand very still in the corner of the room the whole time. not for any bad reason, he is just a lamp and does not see the need to do anything else than stand in the corner while he talks. when they hang out at ikea sometimes kasper starts talking to the wrong lamp because of this

lampert has a set list of facial expressions that show exactly how he feels. this is verging on not ok :) (his normal expression) this is not ok : ) (scawy) or this : ( this is silly :] these are all more fine :( :[ D: :D :o :/

lampert talks with a similar cadence to baymax snd also is politely blunt in the very autistic way. he states his opinion on something even if maybe its not a nice thing to say but he says it very politely (when eating food someone made for him that he really doesnt like: “i dont think i will be finishing this, it does not taste good. thank you! goodbye”)

They are so autism vs adhd to me.

Kasper was probably a sticky iPad leash kid before that was really a thing he’s a real trendsetter what a guy. He would run all over the place nonstop and everyone would just see some freak kid run mach 4 snatch a rug off the ground and then disappear like a gnome

[ask-kas-n-lamp]

That's really nice. Kasper, How would you feel if Lampert was tied up in chairs in front of you but you're also tied up in a chair. And then your sorry excuse of parents begins to torture him in your face. For a straight 3 days and he's just bleeding all over the basement floor and chair. How would you feel?

[divineruins00]

whiteboard doodles from earlier tonight ft. our favourite ex husbands and doomed yaoi

special shoutout to @pacifyai for doing this wb with me, literally an angel i love her

small cut bc i wanna explain the swap au drawing

it's not really a swap au? its more so lampert getting the infection instead of kasper vs a role swap, i think a role swap would be interesting though lol. this is just my normal kasper + infected lampert

also notes about kasper:

im not 100% certain yet but i think ill make him dominican. he usually has slightly curly hair (think 3A - 3B) but he straightens it. the reason infected does have that curly texture is bc its matted and flat from not taking care of himself LOL

[hexational]

stupid fucking idiot custom emotes i made 4 a discord server consisting of 3 people max. love this guy so much i want to see him blow up

i do not recommend using them bc theyre not THATTT great in discord itself imo but theyre cute on their own and thats all that matters

(its a crime infected does not have his own set of emojis in the official server i had to take matters into my own hands, i might also do plez and lampert but im not sure when)

[lucid-daydreaming-art]

lamping around

updated ref sheet on knl lampert!

also recently ive noticed people drawing lampert the way i draw him or in a similar way, which is awesome! but ive seen them credit other artists as the creator of the design that have directly been inspired by my design, and i cant exactly control that but i would like to say please tag me if you inspire your lampert design on mine! he is entirely unique to me and i designed him from scratch not based on anything i had seen before and im very proud of him but would like to be acknowledged if you use this design or if my design is used for inspiration

[displ3azant]

1. Have you and Infected ever fought?

2. Are you and Infected actually living together?

3. What's your general opinions on Lampert?

((Also yes Unpleasent colored writing))

For the first question: yeah. Infected and I fight all the time. Except, well most of the time it'z me taunting him and him responding. Y'know, despite how that guy actz, he iz sure az hell easy to piss off. Super funny.

Second question: uh, technically? For the first few weekz, Infected waz desperate to get me out of hiz house. But now, we've come to a compromise: I cook for him, and he letz me sleep on his couch. Yeah, turnz out he can't cook for shit, and I cook az a hobby, sooooooo.....

Third question: he'z pretty cool. If I wasn't a wuss, I'd totally consider uz friendz. Sometimez he even comez to apartment to specificially visit me!

[sacerdotalist]

Skibidi toilet rizz

[klapparfan24]

Hi lampert!!!!! What would you say is your relationship with mark and wallter respectively, if any?

They are both very good friends of mine! While Mark can be a bit loud, he's taught me quite a bit in construction that I can apply to my home in Rokea, and I'm very thankful for that. Sometimes he calls me 'son', though I'm pretty sure it's because he's southern. I and Wallter have very nice talks sometimes over tea; and i can credit quite a bit of my music taste from him. He's also the one that suggested I start an online blog! They're both good people, just maybe better off apart, that's for certain.

[cybrthrillz]

wallmark rambles from earlier

i really like thinking that while wallter like really doesnt care about mark anymore and feels sick and annoyed whenever he sk much as thinks about him he still wears the blue scarf that mark handed down to him because some part of him even if its barely there has an inkling that the gray stuff will make him lose his memories and hes still afraid to forget about mark because he basically represents the time when his life was still ordinary and he was still in control of his own body. during moments of extreme weakness he manages to think that he actually misses him but he just misses the idea of him

still a very small part of him thats still rational does care and i really like imagining that wallter sometimes drives by marks place just to give him huge amounts of financial support anonymously. only occasionally. and probably regrets it like the next day. only to do it again some other time

i ish more people did consider wallter and marks struggles as separate individuals first before considering how that affects their relationship with each other

wallter fucking hates mark and hates thinking about him but still cares about him but also doesnt at all but also reminisces about him because he was an important part of his life but its mostly the idea of him and who wallter used to be instead of him actually wanting to get back with him but he also wears the blue scarf handed down to him by mark because he doesnt want to forget him but also he fantasizes about killing him

but people boil all that down to "wallter secretly still loves mark". im jumping off

man the one thing wallter is absolutely deathly afraid of admitting is that mark was right he usually scoffs at the very idea but probably thinks about it during moments of weakness and he doesnt know how think. he keeps reassuring himself that hes alwaus been the same wallter hes now just a better version of himself but sometimes that resolve breaks in not-very-rare breakdowns

he keeps literally everything from lampert and never tells him anything and lampert doesnt have the heart to question him about it so they still hang out as if nothing ever changed and with him wallter feels everything is normal and fine. like imagine how frustrating and infuriating it is for people to mourn you even though youre still alive and you still feel like yourself or at least thats what you tell yourself