#ARANS SO CUTE HERE AWWW

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🕊️: "first steps into the world"

choi san (최산) & jung wooyoung (정우영) - 1,900 words

     “argh.. WOO! BABY! I CAN'T DO IT! HOW DOES IT WORK?"

San was trying his best, in his daughter's room, to put on her new diaper. but he never ever understood how to do it. 

     a giggly Wooyoung arrived in the room. he leaned over San's shoulder, looking at what he was doing.

“appa can't put on your disappear properly? my poor baby.. your saviour is here.”

he talked in a very childish way to his baby, and gave San a hip movement to the side to push him away.

     “hey!”

he gently slapped his fiancé's butt, and back-hugged him after. he was looking at Wooyoung's hands, putting on the diaper as if he's done this all his life — at least, all theirs daughter's life.

“why can't i do it?”

     “i don't know, Sannie. but maybe it would help you if you don't put the diaper upside down? try this next time.”

Wooyoung laughed. he never had been mad at San for failing each time. at least, he was trying. 

     San rolled his eyes. but he quickly was smiling; his fiancé's laugh made his little princess laugh too, and he couldn't do anything else but loin at them laughing.

     Wooyoung finished putting on their baby's body and sleep suit for the night, and took her in his arms right after. 

     “if you can't change her diaper, be a little bit useful and throw away the previous one.~”

he winked to his fiancé, and walked away with the baby to bottle-feed her. 

     San took the previous diaper and threw it away, just as Wooyoung asked — at least, he had skills enough to do it.

Wooyoung stepped by the kitchen to take the bottle with the hot milk in it, and then to the living room to feed Aran. 

     “what would you like to eat, baby?”

San was standing in the door frame, looking at the loves of his life.

     Wooyoung, who was looking at his daughter with eyes full of love, didn't move an inch to answer him. he didn't even look up.

“what your mom made.”

     “oh? did my mom give you something she cooked?”

     “she made you, dumbie.”

Wooyoung looked up at this moment, and smirked as he saw San was a blushing mess.

     “o-okay and.. that's.. that's all?”

     “you're enough for me, don't worry about that.” 

     San walked away, still red, and went into the kitchen. not too long after, Wooyoung heard a few noises coming from there. he immediately knew San was cooking something.

     when Aran was done drinking all her milk, Wooyoung put the bottle away, and softly sat up her daughter to pat her back multiple times. she let out two tiny burps, making Wooyoung smile. 

     “you're doing great love. i'm proud of you.”

he kissed her forehead, and sat her down on his lap. he was maintaining her up so she didn't fall, a little smile.

“you wanna walk a little bit? doctor said we should help you walk, because you're in age to take your first steps, baby.”

he laughed when she lazily fell back against his chest, letting out a tiny cute sigh.

“awww.. baby's tired.~”

     Wooyoung softly rubbed her stomach after she laid her down comfortably. he just stayed there, looking at the most precious treasure of his life, what he was longing for since years: his child.

she was the prettiest to him. and with San, she was the only thing he needed in his life to be happy. 

     “Woo, baby? can you come please?”

     “sure!” 

     for once, Wooyoung decided not to put baby into her baby walker. he just placed her on the ground, next to her toys for her to play or to crawl around.

he went into the kitchen with the baby's bottle to wash. of course, in the meantime, Aran was alone. but she was very calm. 

     “what do you think about that? i used the kimchi your mom gave last time she came. i'm afraid it's too spicy..”

San gave a little spoon of the dish he cooked, and Wooyoung tried it.

     “too spicy? what too spicy? is your tongue broken?”

     “not at all darling.”

San winked at his fiancé, and licked his lips in the most lustful way possible as he was starting at Wooyoung.

      “you're so horny..”

Wooyoung rolled his eyes, and laughed as San playfully hit his arms.

     “you started first! you're the one who said you wanted to eat what my mom made!” 

     they were both enjoying life as it came. with the good and bad events. they were enjoying the highs together, and supporting each other in the lows. they always went through everything together, and nothing could break them apart. 

     “it's good this way. let it heat up for a few minutes more and it'll be perfect.”

Wooyoung pecked his boyfriend's lips, and went back to the living room to watch Aran. 

     she was holding on the sofa, standing up on her feet. she was proudly looking at Wooyoung, a big smile showing off a little dimple on her cheek, and sparkling eyes.

Wooyoung smiled back at her, and came by her side. 

     “did you crawled up there, princess?”

he sat beside her, on the ground, and extended both his arms.

“wanna try and walk a little? i'll catch you before you fall.” 

     she let out a little babbling, and nodded her head in tiny.

she never talked yet. she never said her first word. and she could only crawl. doctors put all their hopes into her walking — if she walks normally within the next few weeks, the lack of words would be considered as a "simple" backwardness and that would mean nothing. but if she doesn't, doctors would consider this is something important related to a syndrome or a disease. 

of course, San and Wooyoung were hoping this was only a backwardness, and they were trying their best to help her baby getting in her feet and walk. and their help worked, since she was now able to stand on her feet, and she was able to walk in her baby walker, or when someone hold both of her arms or hands. 

they were both waiting for the day she could walk. and the day she would say her first word.

     Wooyoung kept both his arms extended, waiting for her baby to try and move. which she did. she let go of the sofa with one hand, and faced one of her fathers. 

     “you're doing great, precious.” 

     as the happy and proud dad he was, his eyes were sparkling — just as his daughter's.

she left one of her feet, and before she could place it in front of the other one, she lost her balance and fell. Wooyoung reacted almost immediately, and caught up before she touched the ground. 

     “dad's here, precious. don't worry.”

he lulled her a little, and put her back in position.

“alright. try again! i'm sure you can do it!” 

     again, Wooyoung extended her arms to secure her, and she started all over again what she was doing. and with a hand on the sofa, she managed to do the three little steps separating her from Wooyoung.

Wooyoung picked her up and hugged her tightly. 

     “dad is proud of you, precious!”

Wooyoung was smiling as her tiny arms were around his neck. 

“wanna try again?” 

     when Aran nodded again, he put her back in position, and moved. this time, a few steps were separating them. but she was to do them without anything to hold to come to him.

     again, Wooyoung extended his arms, and encouraged his daughter to come. she was first whining, because Wooyoung was pushing her out of her comfort zone. but since she understood Wooyoung was promising her a hug, she stopped whining and tried.

     she made a first step, but fell after, when she had nothing else to hold onto. and again, Wooyoung caught her, and placed her around the sofa. 

     “again baby, i'm sure you can do it!” 

     a little tear was rolling down her cheek, but she wiped it away in the cutest way ever. this got Wooyoung's heart skip a few beats. he was deeply in love with his daughter..

     again, Wooyoung encouraged her. and she took two steps this time. she stopped when she realised she had nothing else to hold on, and purposely tried to fall. 

     “nooo, precious!”

Wooyoung caught her again, and forced her to stay up.

“only two steps left! you can do it love!”

with a little smile, he leaned over a little and whispered to her.

“you know.. if you make it, that would be the best surprise ever for appa, and he would be proud of you! just like me! should we surprise appa?” 

     when Aran nodded again, even though she was crying after the hard moment she had gone through, Wooyoung sat up, and extended his arms. he was smiling like crazy when she eventually managed to do them. 

     “Aran i'm so proud of you!!”

he hugged his daughter so tightly. he was also stroking her back softly, trying to soothe her. 

     he stood up with her little girl in his arms, and kissed her wet cheek. he placed her back on her feet. bending over her, he paced his hands on both sides of her to secure her, yet he wasn't touching her. 

     “let's go to Appa! he's in the kitchen, precious.” 

     Slowly but surely, they reached the kitchen. of course, sometimes Wooyoung helped her, and picked her up so she didn't have to walk all the way there. 

     “Appa! look at us!”

Wooyoung said in a high tone to catch San's attention. 

     just like before, he was keeping his hands around his baby's body — still without touching her — and followed each little faltering step. 

     San was looking at them with a big smile. his eyes were teary because of how happy he felt at this moment. their daughter made her first steps. it meant so much to them: she was growing up, she wasn't suffering from any syndrome or disease. and most importantly, she would have as much of a chance as any other kid to integrate into society.

     San picked her up with the same teary eyes, and kissed her cheeks multiple times. even Aran seemed to have understood the situation and was happy. she cutely wrapped her tiny arms around San's neck to hug him. 

     “baby you did it! Appa is so proud of you!!”

he hugged her tightly, showing her how much he loved her.

“you're a big girl, love..”

     “appa!”

both San and Wooyoung stopped when they heard Aran.

     “what- what did you say?”

Wooyoung's heart was beating so fast as he was processing what he just heard.

     “appa.”

     “that's... that's me! i'm your appa!”

the tears in San's eyes fell and rolled down his cheeks as he was hugging his girl softly.

     “oh my god.. Aran..”

Wooyoung almost cried too. he softly stroked his baby's head on his fiancé's shoulder. in his eyes, San could see how proud of them he was...

“we love you, precious.”

     “appa and dad love you to the moon and back.”

     Aran only giggled and let out a few babblings. she quickly fell asleep in San's arm, her appa. they both looked at her with pure love in their eyes, and tucked her to bed. 

     the future was full of good things, now...

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #726: So About The Vampire Lady.....(Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Bayonetta: Why are we still here?

Bayonetta: Just to suffer?

Daisy: Uhhhhhhhhh.......

Bayonetta: All the world's a stage. And the men and women.... are all merely players.....

Peach: Bayo dear?

Samus: What's up with our favorite Witch this time?

Daisy: Yeah. What makes her wanna start quoting Metal Gear and Shakespeare for?

Chun-Li: Is everything okay?

Palutena: Somewhat. Bayo here saw something that caught both of us off guard.

Palutena: And I think we alllllll know how she feels about the internet's newest vampire waifu.

Tifa: You're talking about that Alcina Dimitrescu lady, right?

Palutena: Yeah. Her.

Samus: Do we even wanna know what the photo looks like?

Palutena: ┐(‘～`;)┌

Bayonetta: Fair warning. The picture you all are about to see will make think HARD about your life choices!

Bayonetta: Okay. Maybe not really. But still!

Bayonetta: YOU HAVE ALLL BEEN WARNED!

Bayonetta: DUMMY THICC VAMPIRE.jpg

Peach: OH MY! (・o・)

Daisy: HOLY.......

Samus: Good Lord......

Tifa: Wow. That's....... something alright.

Palutena: Yuuuuuup.

Chun-Li: Oh geez..... She's even more thicker than Morrigan......

Tifa: Morrigan?

Samus: Who's that?

Chun-Li: Morrigan Aensland is one of the Darkstalkers I met quite a long time ago.

Chun-Li: She's........ Interesting to say the least.

Chun-Li: Morrigan.jpg

Peach: Oh. She looks pretty.

Daisy: I'm digging the long hair. U guys think I can rock a hair color like that?

Tifa: Maybe? But I think your original hair color suits you way more.

Daisy: Awww~ Thanks, girlfriend.

Tifa: (◠‿・)—☆

Bayonetta: Oh gods.....Not a another one....

Palutena: Bayo, honey, you gotta stop being jealous over these vampire ladies.

Chun-Li: Morrigan is more of a succubus actually. Even if she does have bat wings on her back.

Palutena: Huh. Neat.

Palutena: But my point still stands, Bayonetta.

Bayonetta: I know..... I'm just a tad bit afraid that Dimitre-What's Her Face is gonna steal you away from me. With her curves, looks, and everything.

Bayonetta: I know it may seem immature of me to act this way, but DHCHCFJFHK

Peach: BAYO!?

Palutena: No worries, ladies! I'm just giving my beautiful witch the love and attention she needs right now~

Palutena: Love and Cuddles.jpg

Peach: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW~

Tifa: That's so cute~

Chun-Li: And precious~

Samus: Just another day for these two lovebirds.

Daisy: How's it feel getting cuddled by your goddess, Bayo?~

Bayonetta: It's like I'm in heaven already~

Bayonetta Thanks for making me feel better, Paulie dear~

Palutena: Oh hush~ You know I always got your back no whaahkdunvkm

Bayonetta: Just gave my beautiful goddess a good ass kiss on the lips just now She's blushing like a cherry as we speak~

Bayonetta: Goddess Blush Cheeks.jpg

Peach: #Blessed

Palutena: Really?

Bayonetta: Hey. You surprise hugged me out of nowhere. So that certainly makes us even.

Palutena: Fair.

Samus: Overloading Cuteness aside, I don't see why everyone is so high over heels about these vampire waifus or whatever.

Tifa: Maybe it's because they have something that attracts people so easily?

Samus: Probably. But they're not even close as being as strong and beautifully thicc as Chun-Li truly is, that's for sure.

Samus: wait.

Samus: SHIT!

Samus: EVERYONE IGNORE THAT FIRST TEXT!

Samus: I'M SERIOUS!!!!

Peach: (・o・)

Tifa: (・o・)

Daisy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Palutena: (͡°‿ ͡°)

Bayonetta: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chun-Li: Samus Aran.....You really think that way about me?

Chun-Li: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Samus: Chun-Li, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to type it out of nowhere like that! I was just-

Samus: Wait a minute. Is that a Blushing Emoji you just posted?

Chun-Li: Lol it's fine, Sammy~ Really. I promise you that you didn't upset me one bit.

Chun-Li: In fact. I'm..... really flattered that you think so highly of me.

Chun-Li: So I thank you for that.

Samus: Oh.

Samus: You honestly need to thank me for all of that, babe.

Samus: I just.... accidentally typed what I really feel about you, I guess.

Peach: AWWWWWWWWWWW

Palutena: AWWWWWWWWWW

Daisy: AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Tifa: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Bayonetta: AWWWWWWWWWWW

Chun-Li: I'm happy for that lol.

Chun-Li: Although.......

Samus: ?

Chun-Li: If I must be frank and completely honest myself......

Chun-Li: I believe you're a lot more beautiful and thiccer in comparison~

Samus:

Samus Abruptly Left the Chat

Peach: SAMMY!?

Chun-Li: Don't worry, girls. Sammy and I are together at the café now. She just put her phone down on the table and start blushing like crazy lol.

Chun-Li: I'm helping her calm down tho.

Chun-Li: Hugging My Bounty Hunter GF.jpg

Peach: This really is a wholesome day.....

Peach: I love it!~ (≧▽≦)

Palutena: Same lol. 'Specially when our rough and tough Bounty Hunter is involved~

Bayonetta: That's what being one of the Certified Mommies do to you, of course~

Daisy: I going to tease the ever living crap out of that woman once I see her today!

Tifa: That would be fun to see honestly lol.

Tifa: Also I am definitely using that picture as my background picture on my phone.

Daisy: SAME!

Peach: Chun-Li, you don't mind if we save the picture you just posted, do you?

Chun-Li: Not at all. You all are welcome to use however you like.

Chun-Li: As long as it isn't for blackmail.

Peach: We promise!

Peach: Right, Daisy?

Daisy: Really? Not even for perfect opportunities?

Peach: ರ╭╮ರ ರ╭╮ರ ರ╭╮ರ

Daisy: Okay. Fiiiiine. I won't use it as blackmail. U have my word.

Peach: Good girl. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

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[ahkaahshi]

Okay I’m back because this question is burning my brain😭 how would the hq boys react to walking in on you ✨ Pleasuring yourself ✨ *sits down and stuffs popcorn in my mouth to await the phenomenal response IK I’m gunna get because you’re just amazing and I just feel like you deserve the world ❤️* -✨

AWWW stop you’re so nice to me 🥺❤️ you’re amazing for bringing all these ideas to me and your deserve the world too 💕 it’s funny bc this question has been floating thru my head too so let’s get into it!!

here’s how I think some of the hq guys would react to walking in on your self-lovin’ time (under the cut once again bc that’s the move for the day)

atsumu, oikawa, terushima, bokuto: just barge right on in and invite themselves to what was a one person party. they wonder why you’re indulging yourself when you know their tongue feels so much better. like, boy, it’s self exploration time!! but, also, are you gonna say no to an offer to be eaten out and given countless orgasms much faster by these guys? probs not. and if you were using toys on yourself, consider it an added bonus since they’ll use ‘em too.

hirugami, osamu, mattsun, kuroo, akaashi, komori, tendou, ennoshita: ask if they can watch. 🤪 and it’s not like they’re literally just gonna sit there and watch you get off. they’ll chill out right beside you and whisper little praises in your ear the whole time about how good you’re doing and how cute you look when you’re touching yourself. if you ask them to replace your fingers/toy with their fingers/tongue, they will in a heartbeat.

lev, gao, hanamaki, kunimi, iwaizumi, daishou, semi, konoha, shirabu: ask if they can join and masturbate with you. they have no issue with just plopping down right alongside you and jerking themselves off at the sight of you touching yourself along with your little sounds of pleasure. y’all will keep your hands to yourselves for the most part, but at some point they’re gonna convince you that their dick feels real good inside you and all of a sudden you’re having sex. oops?

hinata, kageyama, asahi, kindaichi, goshiki: blush and run. they are not tryna intrude on a private moment like that. if you wanted them to see it, you would’ve done it with them.

kita, ushijima, aran, washio, suna, sakusa, sugawara: their eyes are literally burning holes in you from where they’re standing in the doorway, but they just apologize and walk away to leave you to it. however, if you were to... idk... call out after them to get them to come back... they wouldn’t be... opposed to sitting in on your little session. just know that they’re gonna sit there and watch you cum on your fingers/toy at least one time before they actually touch you at all. but you’d better not be a brat about it or else they’ll get up and leave.

[thinkinghq]

congrats on 100♥️♥️ !! you deserve it!

do you think kita would join in the inarizaki smoke sessions?

Thank you 💖 I'm always excited when you send in ask!

Kita wouldnt he takes "care of himself" and he probably wouldnt want anyone he knows and care about to do it he is like "its ur life you can do whatever you want but stop doing that 😐"

Anyway hear a scenario on the team smoking (sorry for turning them into skaterats...) //tw: drugs //

The 2nd years plan to do a long hot box session when they're in Tokyo they want to buy some good ass weed. They already have everything ready they smoke in sunas and ginjimas room. They also convinced aran to smoke with them as well bc they want to see him high so bad (aran never smoked but that's like a once in a life thing for him, but he is mad anxious of getting caught by coach). Anyway osamu probably rolls all of them bc he has the least shaking hands and also but every crumb in (suna a little wastefully and blows the crumbs away 💀. They also sat atsumu and osamu away from each other bc they would start a competition on who can out smoke whom. They all thought they going to get all high and funny but it ended up with suna being on ig and watching Minecraft videos mad loud on yt, osamu lies on bed eats all his snack and leftover cold McDonald's food (he doesn't share anything) and falls asleep every 20 minutes wakes up and continues eating again the bed has chicken nuggets crumbs and ketchup stains, aran has the worst trip and just stares at the wall while having an anxiety attack, atsumu says the dumbest shit and exposes himself told everyone he made himself a coussy fucked it and cried afterwards for being so lonely exposes himself and confesses all the thing he has done to osamu behind his back and osamu just sleeps At that moment he also tells he looks at everyone's dick in the changing rooms to compare himself 💀 and ginjima got undressed and spoons with osamu with just his underwear suna joins in later and spoons ginjima he's still watching minecraft tho. Atsumu stands up and takes a shower for no reason and slips in it REALLY load ... after they done they open the window for 10 minutes and spray all of their axe body sprays in the rooms thinking it would cover up the smell ...

Here a little scenario if Inarizaki had a manager

//tw: drugs ; tw: manupilation ; tw: noncon also bad writing my bad I m sorry I turned it into dc //

After atsumus shower he calls you from his phone telling you should come as fast as you can to sunas room bc they have an emergency he doesn't tell you what emergency and you feel like you getting pranked you still go there to see what's going on.

Knocking on the door atsumu opens it with water drops falling from his hair and only wearing boxer shorts he pulls you in fast and forcefully and seats you on one bed looking at the room their is so much fucking smoke in the air and its stinks so bad in the other bed you see ginjima suna and osamu sitting heads turned at you before you can ask anything atsumu sits next to you on the bed wrapping one arm around your waist and smiling at you 

"I'm so happy you came" 

is what comes out of his mouth before you can ask wtf is going on you feel a hand on your hair playing with the length and running fingers through it you turn around and see ginjama 

"you're right atsumu her hair is so soft"

 is the only thing you hear before you feel atsumus breath on ur ear 

"of course I'm right it also smells really good"

 and atsumu smells the strands of hair behind ur ears wich makes you flinch away

But osamu caught you and traps you between his brother 

"I never smelled your hair before ... can i ?"

"Of course you can samu why wouldn't she let you" 

Osamu leans in and sniffs you get hit by the smell of fast food. 

"What are you d-doing guys? I thought you had a emergency what did you in here don't tell me-" 

But you got cut of by the feeling of a large hand cupping ur breast over ur shirt 

"her hair isn't the only soft thing yk guys~ osamu feel them to!" 

And osamu cups your other breast without missing a beat 

"there really are ... but her bra is in the way tsumu" 

grabbing their wrist you try to pull them away but you feel so weak all the smoke in the room made you so dizzy it feels like you can't move them a inch away 

"leave y/n alone guys you scare her" 

aran voice comes out so weak he lies on the floor at the other side of the room he tries to move his head but barely can lift it he mumbles something but you barely came hear it instead you feel both twins' breath in your ears the both fondling with your breasts you try to free you're self but it feels like you can't lift yourself up the bed both twins took on of your hands and holding them down, so they can touch you easier

Your eyes are closed and your pressing down your lips to not let a whimper out thru ur eyelids you see a dark shadow forming in front of you opening up your eyes seeing suna gave you hope he will help you right he will scold the twins, and they leave you alone right? But you

"lay hear done, so I can, I pull hear sweatpants of and see her thighs and panties"

instead you feel tears forming in your eyes what's going on? Why? They would never do something like that what's happening?

You feel two hand on your shoulder they pull you back and you land on ginjimas lap the twins lay down to your sides as well, so they can continue with their abuse a weak "n-no" leaves your throat the light of the room is so bright you feel so tired and weak and the hands kinda feel good ginjimas hand his giving your scalp a massage and the touch of the twins isn't that rough any more you kinda feel safe between them as if they protect you right now you just feel embarrassed and overwhelmed by this. 

Suna pulls your sweatpants of halfway exposing your bare thighs and panties 

"awww how cute did you choose those panties for me?"

Atsumu says while his hand moved to the hem of your t-shirt slowly he moved them under your shirt and moving the up 

"shut up" 

suna says while palming himself through his sweats osamu moved his hand also under your shirt fingertips slowly moving under your bra atsumu slipped his hand already under it you open your mouth to say something but ginjima sushes you both hands caressing your face he moves your face so you face him you can feel now his boner under his clothes the bulge touching the sides of your head.

He makes eye contact with you he just smiles and you feel fingertips ghosting over your thighs.

// they do this for a while before pulling slowly away they didnt go further than this they also act like nothing happend you felt dizzy atsumu found you on the floor and put you on the bed you probably are exhausted from the long drive that's what atsumu told you when you woke up you really believed him for a minute but when you went to ur room you saw the atsumu was the last person who called you so it wasnt a dream? Confused manager adventures. The reason the boys didnt went further is bc the 2nd years planned having a little fun with you but since aran was there they couldnt go out all the way//

[cynthiaandsamus]

Samus’s Amnesia

After an accident Samus can’t remember her time at the villa and Cynthia has to help jog her memory!

“Cynthia help!” Tifa burst through the Villa’s front door with an unconscious Samus draped over her back.

“Oh dear, what happened now?” Cynthia sighed as Tifa laid Samus down on the couch.

Tifa sounded panicked as she pushed pillows under Samus’s head. “We were playing Flaming Basketball, which is like regular basketball but on fire.”

“I know how Flaming Basketball is played…” Cynthia retorted as she wet a washcloth and put it on Samus’s forehead. “What happened?”

“Well we were playing when Samus got a slam dunk and the hoop came down and hit her in the head…” Tifa whimpered, looking pretty worried.

“You go get the First Aid kit and call the pokecenter, there’s one nearby so they might be able to get here faster than taking her to a hospital.” Cynthia nodded softly. “I’ll stay with her and make sure she’s alright.”

“Alright! Oh geez, please don’t be hurt too bad Samus…” The brawler groaned as she dashed out of the room to get help.

A few minutes of tending to her later and Samus began to stir, holding her head and sitting up with a groan. “Are you alright Samus? You took a pretty bad hit.”

“Huh…? Ahh my head just really hurts… how… how do you know my name?” Samus groaned, looking at Cynthia in confusion.

“Uh-oh… that’s not a good sign.” The Champion chuckled nervously. “You don’t… remember me?”

“Can’t say that I do.” Her eyes narrowed, a stern glance around the surrounding area, inspecting it for traps or weapons.

“Well let’s start with what you do remember… Can you tell me about yourself?” Cynthia sat beside her as Samus sat up on the couch.

The bounty hunter relaxed slightly but was still obviously tense, glancing towards her pistol on the coffee table. “I’m Samus Aran, bounty hunter. I’m… a weapon.”

“A weapon? You think you’re a weapon?”

“The Chozo created three weapons that they hoped would save the universe. The Supercomputer Mother Brain, the unkillable species Metroid, and me, the bounty hunter infused with Chozo DNA and raised and trained by them after my parents were killed by the Space Pirate Ridley… none of these weapons turned out how they hoped though. Mother Brain became a hostile AI that seeks to reset the universe entirely instead of saving it. The Metroids, designed to devour the more dangerous threat of the X Parasites, not only turned on their creators but became a plague upon the galaxy that can barely be kept in check. And me… well I can’t say I’ve exactly lived up to snuff either. “ She clenched her fists with a sigh.

Cynthia gave a worried look as Samus continued. “I joined the Galactic Federation hoping to use my skills to stop the Space Pirates and help make the universe a more peaceful place, but the Federation wasn’t exactly pure of heart either, and I couldn’t abide by their decisions that got my friends killed…” She brought her knees up onto the couch, hugging them into her chest. “Good Soldiers follow orders… Good Soldiers follow orders…” She repeated to herself like a mantra. “But I’m not a good soldier…”

“You’re a person doing your best…” Cynthia put her hand on Samus’s thigh reassuringly. The bounty hunter recoiled from the touch, looking at her with scorn as if it was the first human contact she’d had in years.

“I’ve committed all kinds of atrocities since leaving the Federation too, several bounty hunting missions against the Metroids have resulted in planetary destruction. I managed to save one harmless Metroid but it still fell to Mother Brain in the end, yet another person I got close to whose life slipped through my hands.” She tensed up again. “I tried to wipe out all traces of the Metroids and X Parasites throughout the galaxy and after that… I don’t remember anything.”

“So you don’t remember coming here at all?”

“Here?” Samus’s gaze narrowed. “Why would I live in a place like this? My ship is just fine for my domestic needs.”

“Aww come on, it’s pretty nice here.” Cynthia smirked and chuckled. “I throw some wild parties, invite lots of cute girls, a fun time had by all.”

Samus’s face soured and turned to an expression of disgust as she grabbed her pistol off the table and pointed it in Cynthia’s direction, not at her but enough as a warning. “I don’t know who you think I am but I’m not some lecherous party animal. I am a hunter, I prefer to keep out of the company of others for their safety and mine. So back off, Earth Whore.”

“Okay wow.” Cynthia chuckled nervously, holding her hands up to show she meant no harm. “This isn’t any kind of trap or anything so just relax.”

At that moment their pet Metroid Zebes floated into the room, hearing from Tifa that Samus was injured and coming to comfort his mother.

“A METROID!?” Samus pointed her blaster at Zebes instead now. “I knew it! This IS a trap! You’re trying to soften and confuse me so you can breed Metroids! Posession of a Metroid or Metroid DNA is against Galactic Federation Code CZM-861986, you’re under arrest.” She went to motion and was surprised when nothing happened. “What? Why isn’t my armor coming up?”

The Champion breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh thank goodness, imagine if we had to fight Samus wearing her power armor…”

“Wait no, I figured it out.” A Varia Suit quickly covered the bounty hunter’s body.

“GOD DAMNIT!”

“Die Metroid!” Samus roared, aiming her arm cannon at Zebes. Cynthia’s eyes widened and she grabbed a pokeball off her belt.

“GARCHOMP, PROTECT ZEBES!” Cynthia cried out as a red light emerged from the ball, a large blue dragon appeared between Zebes and Samus just as a beam of ice was fired from her arm cannon. The beam caught Garchomp and hit her hard, but the dragon remained standing.

“I knew it! Ridley your new form is even smaller than before!” Samus snarled from in her suit and fired off another Ice Beam, countered this time by Garchomp’s Flamethrower.

While the two clashed Cynthia leapt behind Garchomp and grabbed Zebes, cradling him to her chest and heading toward s the door.

“Heh, this feels much better, I feel a lot safer inside my armor, I don’t know why I even bother taking it off sometimes.” Samus grinned, pelting Garchomp with ice and dodging the blasts and strikes.

“You hardly ever wear your armor around here! You don’t need to hide from people anymore!” Cynthia shouted, taking off towards the garage, the only place that had a door with even a chance of holding Samus off.

Downing Garchomp for a moment, Samus gave chase after Cynthia. “You don’t know who you’re talking to!” She screamed as they got outside and Cynthia dodged stray ice beams while shielding Zebes. “I don’t know who you’re waiting for but it’s definitely not me!”

“You got that right.” Cynthia’s gray eyes narrowed at Samus as she ducked into the garage and managed to seal the door. Luckily Samus had designed the door herself to be resistant to her missile attacks. The Champion leaned against the wall and sighed, looking down at the petrified Zebes. “She doesn’t mean it hun, she just doesn’t know who you are at the moment. Don’t worry buddy, we’ll get Mommy Samus back.” She smiled down at the gurgling blob before heading into Samus’s ship parked in the nearest section of the warehouse-like garage.

“Let’s see, I know Samus’s doomsday prepper ass has a list of precautions around here somewhere…” She rummaged through the compartments, the dull sound of missiles hitting the garage outside reminding her she was on a bit of a time crunch. “What do we have here…” In the spaceship equivalent of a glovebox Cynthia found a small handwritten list with numbers listed next to emergency descriptions.

“Activate Ship Protocols in case of… Instrumentality, Third Impact, Fourth Impact, Hokkaido Impact, Zombie Outbreak, Mother 4, X Parasite Invasion, Aurum Invasion, Titan Invasion, Cynthia’s PMS, oh gee thanks, ahh here we go: In case of Memory or Equipment reset, activate Ship Protocol 4420120.” The ship’s lights dimmed as the protocol activated just in time as Cynthia heard the garage door explode open and the Varia Suit clad hunter Shinesparking right towards them.

“You’ve got some guts Metroid-breeder, hiding in my own ship like this, now show yourself!” Samus held her arm cannon up, looking around the small ship to try and find her culprit through her visor. To her surprise her ship’s computer brought up a recording and soon holograms of previous events in her lost memories began to play around her.

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“Hey, I heard you’re gonna be in the area for a while, wanna stay at my place? Come on I have a great villa. All the gym leaders talk about it as a party place, definitely the place to be!”

“No thanks, I’m not really a party person…” Samus wore her armor but had her helmet off for a moment as Cynthia approached her. She’d apparently contacted her through one of the Smash grapevines and wanted to recruit her to come stay at her villa.

“Awww come on, two badass blondes like us? I bet there’s nothing we couldn’t do! Besides it’s not like you can live out of your ship the whole time you’re stationed here.  It’ll be fine, I promise no weirdness.” This was an absolute lie.

The thinnest of smirks crossed the serious bounty hunter’s face as she looked at Cynthia. “Alright I suppose I could crash at your place for a little while. I’ll pay rent and stay out of your way, no funny business though.”

Cynthia squealed. “Cross my heart and hope to die, struck down by a Decidueye~”

“…okay we’re going to stop doing… whatever that was too.”

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Samus sighed as she took off her armor after a long mission. It’d taken her forever to start taking off her armor around her Smash colleagues, but now she found herself wearing it less and less around the villa. The missions she was going on were still exhausting but she always let out a sigh of relief when she got back.

“Welcome home Samus!” Cynthia grinned and waved to her from the couch.

“Huh?” Samus blinked, wiping fatigue from her eyes.

“I just said welcome home.”

“Oh… home, huh?”She blinked in confusion for a moment before a warm smile crossed her face. “Thanks, good to be… home.”

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Zebes’ creation flashed by Samus’s eyes next.

“Cynthia! I got us a pet!” Samus grinned held up Zebes.

“What is that!? Aren’t those things dangerous!?”Cynthia blinked at the Metroid.

“Not this one! It’s a Metroid cross-bred with one of your Tangela, taking away its desire to suck life forces, allowingf it limited shape-shifting capability and giving it the ability for near-infinite pseudopodia extension.”

“…what?”

“ ‘sgot tentacles.”

“Sweet!”

“I’ve named him Zebes, figured it might be the last remnant of my home planet that isn’t trying to kill me, isn’t it great? I’m a mommy!”

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She watched her memories of when the Galactic Federation came after her for harboring Metroid DNA in her to eliminate the possibility of anyone cloning Metroids from the source of The Baby Metroid’s DNA inside her. She’d initially thought it was best to go with them and eliminate that risk as well but Cynthia and Zebes came after her, fighting their way through Federation headquarters, Cynthia using her pokemon and even pulling off a very strenuous Double Mega Evolution to battle her two commanders before uncovering the plot to use her execution to instead craft a clone army of Samus Arans with the DNA of Metroids, Chozo, Humans and X Parasites to make a galactic army that could topple the Federation itself spearheaded by the man named Cyrus, rescued from the Distortion World by the sentient code of Mother Brain.

She saw Cynthia crying out for her, begging her to let her desire to live burn bright, to not give up on the life she’d built at the villa. It was that which inspired her to fight back against Cyrus while Cynthia defeated Ridley and together they put an end to this heinous plot and finally confessed their love to one another on top of the destroyed Federation Headquarters.

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“Happy Anniversary Samus! You’ve been here five years now! I’m glad you’re not going anywhere.” Cynthia snickered to herself as all the visitors they’d had since she came walked around the massive month-long party they’d set up to celebrate the anniversary. Lots of colorful characters flooded the villa and the surrounding buildings with raucous noise and joyous laughter.

“Can’t say I expected to stay here this long, but I also can’t say I regret that I did.” Samus grinned, looking at Cynthia.

“Hey I’m always happy to have you.” Cynthia smiled warmly.

“Thank you Cynthia… it really feels like home here, and I couldn’t imagine myself being anywhere else. Before I knew you I felt like I’d been hurt by people far too many times and I thought isolating myself and burying myself in my work was the best way to keep myself safe from people and them safe from me… but ever since I came here I can feel more comfortable around people, I feel like my wounded heart is healing, and it’s all thanks to you. I’m eternally grateful to you Cynthia.” She gave a warm smile

“Oh you dummy…” Cynthia wiped tears from her eyes with a smile of her own. “This is your home, no need to thank me…”

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Back in the ship Samus was taken aback by all these recordings until she saw one of herself, spliced through various points in time with the same theme, introducing her blonde friend.

“Hello, I’m Samus Aran and this is my landlord Cynthia.”

“…and this is my roommate Cynthia.”

“And my friend, Cynthia.”

“This is my personal dumbass, Cynthia.”

“This is my girlfriend, Cynthia.”

“This is my dumbass girlfriend, Cynthia.”

“This is my… well she’s pretty much my wife, Cynthia.”

Samus couldn’t help but stifle a chuckle at the montage, covering her mouth in awe while watching. Next the holograms showed people, so many people. All kinds of wonderful people that came to stay and play with them, some for short visits, some staying in the villa itself, and some in relationships with them for years.

“W-Who are all these people? There’s so many…” Samus gasped.

“Those are all your friends.” Cynthia smiled from the corner of the ship.

Her face froze in awe. “F-Friends… do I really know all of these people? There has to be hundreds…”

Flashes of shots of Cynthia and Samus goofing off around the villa, playing with Zebes, watching the Alien movies over and over on movie night, cooking for each other, celebrating holidays with friends, raising pokemon, playing games, making friends, making love, living life and sharing it with so many.

The stoic bounty hunter’s face cracked and tears started streaming down her face as she covered her mouth and laughed and cried at the same time, such overwhelming joy overtook her.

“Is this… really my life? Do I… really get to have this?” She asked timidly.

“Mhm…” Cynthia smiled warmly, holding back tears of her own.

“I never imagined… that I’d get to live and laugh and love like this…” Samus’s eyes widened, shimmering full of tears as her power armor shattered away from her, leaving her standing in awe. As she lowered her guard something clicked in her head and it all came rushing back to her for real. “Oh Cynthia… I’m so sorry… Zebes, I didn’t mean…”

She was cut off by Cynthia and Zebes hugging her tightly.

“Welcome home Samus.”