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justkpopjokes · 6 years

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Lin Goes to KCON LA

imma tell y'all abt KCON LA DAY 1 (THIS IS P LONG??)

Let me just say that i couldn't scream much bc even the day before my voice was so scratchy and sore from cotton candy???

So once we got there my voice dropped like half an octave and I could rap like wonwoo eheh, It's still p low rip

First of all it was so F.U.N. if you ignore the fact I'm really socially awkward and kept saying too much and messing up my words and-

Btw there's free McDonald's fries and ice cream in a smol cup lol

We tried the speed friending panel & soonli/Zen made a friend (I did not of course rip im too awkward)

OK WE GOT FREE AUDIENCE TICKETS TO SEE GOLDEN CHILD AAAAAAAA

((It was because we were wearing matching Golden Child shirts 😁))

Ajdjdbdj TAG = ARMSARMSARMSARMS

Seungmin's outfit was so cute and smol?? Idk maybe that's just me

And Y was being dorky it was adorable

They made hearts for a charade kind of game and Y(?) was the only one who did one on his head, and said it's because he wanted to make it bigger for more love sjsjbdjd

They played this drawing game and Daeyeol didn't realize when he had to start so the host had to say it again in Korean ㅋㅋㅋ

They drew this weird geometric cat-car thing??? And said it was a transformer lmao

And Tag's English is cute lol he said some "thank you so much" stuff at the end

We also watched Trophy Cat perform with Edward Avila!!!!

Eddy is like,,,the biggest goofball, he kept stopping mid-sentence to respond to the audience, apologize on how tired he was, and later just body roll or smth

Actually no Aoora was body rolling

Aoora is so extra with his dancing skksns

To end the day we went to KLUB KCON👌

It was lit man it started with a lot of commercials and awkward music

But then Crush came out and he killed us with his vocals like wow a king

"Do you know Crush? Do you know Crush's song? ___?" DORK ILY

"I think I have a crush on Crush- no I don't but he's a boy crush and a half"

He also kept extending his high notes to be obviously longer than they need to be lmao but like damn vOCAL KING

And with him we got Dynamic Duo which was so cool that we got an encore bc of this one guy

I think the same guy and his girlfriend(?) Or whatever their connection is were so loud lmao they kept shouting out at them when they were talking

Like NONE of us knew their "who are we" fan chant ripppp

"URIGA NUGU???" "URIGA NUGU??????"

"When we say 'uriga nugu' you say 'dynamic duo', not uriga nuguㅋㅋㅋ"

HEESUN LEE

I feel bad bc she was trying hard to keep the energy level high but everyone wasn't really,,,,moving? Idk if it was bc of dynamic duo using up all our energy or

But wow we love a feminist KWEEN like damn her lyrics are like really cool

Such skillz, #haters_get_rekt

Then we got to see Ellen and Brian perform!!!

It was kinda funny bc Brian was doing a Lie solo and they accidentally played Baby Don't Stop behind him, spoiling their next performance lol

Then eSNa performed and like WOW I STAN NOW

A vocal and producing l e g e n d

She showed us an unreleased song!!!!!!

And then MOMOLAND heck yeah boiii

They performed a not as popular song but EDM version

THEY ALSO DID JOOE'S DANCE FOR THE DANCE BREAK IT WAS WONDERFUL

Only one song from them tho rip

Then GOLDEN CHILDDDDDD my bois

They did Let Me, took a break and introduced themselves individually in such a cUtE way I wish my recording was louder

Then they did Sea and Crush oncrushoncrushon- *Zen tells me to shut up*

IN2IT MAN wow I wanna stan

The host was suggested by the audience to dance and he was like "I should ask In2It to teach us their dance"

So they did Sorry for my English and Inho(?) Had to take over and do

*first move* "I'm sorry, I cant understand what you're saying" *next move* "but I don't care" (in English)

Their song is Sorry for my English but they're decent at English???

And then we had a little dance thing after until 11:00

They ended with Loser and all of us were waving our arms

My entire legs were so sore after

I couldn't walk properly aksnisn

Well anyway we were so tired after that I couldn't move much

sO DAY 2 OF KCON this isn't as long as Day 1's lol

I lost soonli/zen bc I got claustrophobic when people were pushing through to see Amber next to the Choice booth

I was so red faced and stuff bc a staff member was telling me to exit the other way when all I wanted to do was sit behind the booth to get some air

To be fair I was low-key hyperventilating so I was v lost and didn't realize where I was wandering off to

And then I went to the exit on the other side of the convention and a lady kicked me out and told me I couldn't sit to charge my phone even though we did it earlier :)

ANYWAY I had the sudden urge to just spend money and buy another album, so now ya girl has YMMD and AL1!!! I got Woozi for my lenticular in ymmd and a woozi cd lmao

Momoland did a talk AND NANCY SANG DISNEY SONGS IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

Twice was after and like EVERYONE (like half of everyone) in the ground floor went to see them

It was so packed like wOWzA

WE SAW GOLDEN CHILD AGAIN TOO

I had a clear view of Daeyeol from between people's arms, and also Tag is taller than the Toyota???? But lmao all I saw was his nose and up it was hilarious

I DANCED ALL OF DWC DURING THE RANDOM PLAY DANCE IT WAS GR8 even tho im scarred for life now bc of improvising woozi’s and joshua’s part for no reason

Honestly the teamwork for the random dance play is amazing

There were so many improv moments for so many of us; I had to be Joshua n Woozi during their solos and low-key panicked LMAO you can see it on camera I was front and center I'm still embarrased rip but eh

I was so happy tho aisbwishe my practice in middle school finally put to use (if anyone finds a vid pls show me)

Peach did Bingle Bangle GO APPLAUD HER

I GAVE SOMEONE A KIDNEY FUNCTION MEME

"I RECIEVED A MEME!!!" I was so happy akjshs

We ended the day just chilling at the random dance play center it was lit

This isn't kcon related but like me and Zen were thinking of an au once we left; Robber!Wonwoo who bursts into convenience stores with the mask on from Un Haeng Il Chi

TIME FOR MY EXPERIENCE OF KCON LA DAY 3 (this is also kinda long bc of my fangirling but anyway)

((Also @junspurplehair @myheartismayonaise @gentlejisoo + sorry I couldn’t stay with y’all for long, there were issues with communication bc Peach’s phone died. I hope y’all had fun tho!!!))

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA LITLITLITLITLIT CONCERT WAS GR8

I didn’t do much besides attend the svt artist engagement and give kidney function memes, so let’s just jump straight to concert!

However lemme mention Dokyeom and Seungkwan did in fact do the gay as they say (they just,,,danced to Havana and like put their faces real close akdjfh)

The pre-show was good btw, it was p chill and hype at the same time bc a woman covered stuff with a violin +singing; also she did one of those things where you record a sound (in this case tearing/crumpling paper) and loop it to make background sounds

SoNE1 from UC Davis covered aju nice, a v nice performance

I can’t remember when it happened but in case you haven’t been paying much attention to svt in kcon stuff, WE GOT TO SEE SPECIAL SVT STAGES

IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE TOO LIKE AKLDFHS

Vocal unit just appeared with NO WARNING from under the little stage cover thingie

WOOZI STARTED SINGING DON’T LISTEN IN SECRET

they made it to the next chorus or smth THEN WONWOO INTERRUPTED my bias list WITH AN UNRELEASED SONG WITH HIP HOP UNIT

the lights turned red, it was lowkey scary, I was shook,

thEN PERFORMANCE UNIT CAME IN WITH LILILI YABBAY

LITLITLITTYABBAY ok sorry

anyway I was v hyped abt that, but other groups were just as good!!!

IMFACT HAVE GR8 STAGE ENERGY GO STAN im abt to stan

Even if you don’t like their songs, they have really good performance energy!! Peach agrees

NANANA IS SO GOOD we gotta stream once it’s released

JuNCurryAhn, our violin boi, did a little solo to introduce Pentagon!!

Either before or after he performed his own song tho, it was coolio

PENTAGON THOOO im sad E’dawn wasn’t allowed to go, and was it Yanan who also wasn’t there :(

Of course they performed Shine, but also Beautiful and Runaway and now I have respect for Hui’s high notes and Runaway’s choreo

JINHO jakfdjka HIS LITTLE BACKPACK MADE HIM LOOK SO CUTE

I was dying over him in Runaway with a smol backpack

CHUNGHA IS A QUEEEEEEENNNNNN

If I wasn’t ace I’m like 59% sure I’d be bisexual af bc like wowza

She performed Rollercoaster and when the camera focused on her face she winked and like that’s all you could really see

Peach was focused on the cute backup dancer lmao

He was pretty cute tho ngl

fromis_9 also performed, and tbh their songs aren’t really a style I'm into, but like respect!!! They have a lot of jumping in their choreo and they did it in like wedges!!

Roy Kim calmed everyone down sometime after either of the last 3 artists

Not everyone was really interested bc he’s not as hyped as the others but then he took out his guitar and did his high notes in The Blower’s Daughter and I was shook once again

NU’EST W W/DEJA VUUUUUUU I LOVE

Aron is like making his way up the bias list ladder bc damn visuals,,,still no bias tho as usual

I wanna learn the Where You At and For You choreos, they’re cool

Then Roy Kim and Chungha went to introduce the next artists, and since it wasn’t Joshua and Vernon, I was shaking Peach like THAT MEANS SVT IS NEXT SVT IS NEXT-

SVT performed Oh My! and everyone was so hyped!!

They did some challenges whiCH BTW DOKYEOM DID SOME BEAUTIFUL HIGH NOTES BY SINGING CAN’T STOP THE FEELING

I stan the actual sun

Then Jun did the In My Feelings challenge

I’m assuming they rehearsed that, but Jun still looked shook, like ‘o shit it’s my time’

Then Vernon rapped his rap in Rocket and like Hoshi and someone else did the jump from the choreo lol

And MINGHAO DID A B-BOYING ROUTINE it was v short but still cool

THEN they closed it out but of course it was like

“Byeee!!!“ *stage goes black*

“...“

“HA JK YEAH ALRIGHT SAY THE NAME SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YUP“

They also did Aju Nice and DK sang his own version of aju nice during the last chorus (I think)

It was the version from one of their other concerts that’s like

DKAYYYYYYYYY x1743803 ajU NICE then he pretends to slap Hoshi

When all the artists came on stage Mingyu hit Ren’s(?) butt lol, Peach pointed it out and then I saw someone in did the same to Mingyu when he was crouched down lmao

Then it actually ended (and I’ve been shook ever since)

Also lol so I couldn’t remember the English title for “바람개비” or the tune, so I had to desperately explain it to Peach like “wind...windmill??” and it wasn’t until after they played part of the mv to intro the special svt stage

“oH PINWHEEL I MEANT PINWHEEL EARLIER“

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thehedgewhoisactuallyahuman-blog · 11 years

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Act 3 Scene 3: HAXX0RS?!

Before I start this liveblog, I have to announcement to make.

Pollen is terrible.

Just awful.

It's plant sperm, and it makes your eyes turn pink and hurt.

We're not friends any more, pollen.

...

How does she play that? You'd need AT LEAST six arms; nearly seven!

And where is all the stuff stored inside the guitar? How silly.

Now I'm picturing Jade, her grandfather and her pet devilbeast all playing it together.

Yes.

Ooh, a music page!

Wow, this music really is relaxing.

Hmm, the thing that came from the meteor is still there, complete with a SILLY FROG.

It's a bit broken, though. Which is sad.

AND WOW IS HER HOUSE MASSIVE.

It's a massive tower with a bit poking out.

Driving down that road must take ages.

Why is it even there?

There are no boats!

But we have the present!

Hooray?

(And those lilypads are very big. VERY BIG. Seriously, even the ones in Brazil don't get THAT big. They're house-sized. There must be some BIG frogs who live on those.)

Those squid things keep getting creepier as time goes on.

TERRIFYING.

Uh, this is fancy!

Suspicions that her grandfather is Tony Stark are confirmed.

This is, uh, very silly!

IS SHE IN THE MATRIX NOW

Also there's an arm.

GOD DAMMT.

WHY DOES SHE PUT THAT ARM THERE.

This is so silly.

So her browser is ECHIDNA, the Greek 'mother of all monsters', daughter of Skaia Gaia and Tartarus. And not to be confused the spiny Australian marsupial!

The fruitant gang is back, too. As jam?

Okay then!

what

WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

'TROLLSLUM'

WHAAAAAAAAT

Who are these people

Are they...

HACKERS?!

IS JADE WORKING WITH MYSTERIOUS HACKERS AFTER ALL?

They all seem pretty rancorous.

Hmm, 'CG, AG, TA, TC, CA'.

They - added to the NORMAL PEOPLE usernames except John- seem to comprise the letters 'C', 'G', 'T', and 'A', which are the NUCLEOTIDES in DNA. (Cytosine, guanine, thymine and adenine). And John is the 'ectoBiologist'. Hmm.

Presumably if all possibilities were used, excluding GT maybe, then there are 12? That is a lot of characters! We probably won't see them all; they'll probably all just be VAGUELY ANTAGONISTIC together.

Also, if the pattern of double letters being female and different letters being male continues - mirroring the XX and XY sex chromosomes? - there is a gender ratio of these possible hackers of 5:1. Hmm.

BUT SERIOUSLY THERE ARE HACKERS AND MAYBE WE'LL MEET THEM SOON

In any case, CG is probably their leader - he's the only one online and his username mirrors John's - though it means someone who studies (or creates?!) cancerous genes. Hmm. (Or maybe crabs, but that's infinitely less likely.)

Jade: Pester John.

JADE DON'T DO THAT THERE IS A NEW PLOT POINT

YOU TERRIBLE PERSON

I NEED INSTANT GRATIFICATION, NOT WAITING FOR LIKE MAYBE TEN PANELS OR SOMETHING

Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap.

STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS WE NEED TO SEE THE BAD GUYS

BAD GUYS ARE INTERESTING

AND DAVE IS TOO BUT WE MET HIM YEARS AGO

GET ON WITH IT!

Oh, uh, we have a BRAND NEW Dave pesterlog.

How exciting.

Uh, why are you asking her if she's asleep, Dave?

Interesting similes notwithstanding, it's a SILLY THING to ask.

Unless she sleepwalks and sleeptalks and sleeppesters?!

?!1/

...

This is really actually somewhat adorable.

And sad.

But *mostly* adorable.

HE NEEDS HER ATTENTION.

HE'S CHEATING ON JOHN.

Not that John cares or anything.

BUT HE IS.

By teasing a sleeping girl about her love of furries or something?

???

I don't pretend to understand how you think, Dave.

You are a very silly boy.

Ooh, music?

Presumably the icons show who composed it and later remixed it?

Dave.

You are terrible at remixes.

Stop.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO SHOWTIME

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU INFIDEL

IT DOESN'T FIT

BACK OF THE CLASS

Your Aggrieve Remix is EVEN WORSE, if that's possible.

MY EARS.

LET'S MEET THE HACKERS.

NOT THIS.

DAVE WHY.

Okay, Verdancy is pretty good. Note that it has no influence from Dave, who is a terrible musician.

THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE. I SAID IT.

And Potential Verdancy is downright catchy. You go, Jade.

Even if you in an EVIL ALLIANCE with a bunch of hackers.

Ohgodwhat is absolutely hilarious.

It's so cheesy and adorable and silly.

The remix actually works, too.

JADE > DAVE in music.

But not in child abuse.

(Probably.)

Rediscover Fusion starts off strangely, but then at about 00:15 it begins to sound better. Okay then.

The title implies that there was a plain 'Fusion' earlier, but apparently not?!1

I like Crystalanthemums, too.

And the Explore remix is the WV:Ascend song remixed? I liked the original better. .-.

ANYWAY LET'S GOOOOO.

Wait

What

Homestuck is an Intermission?

IS THIS THE LAST PAGE

WAS IT ALL A RUSE?

DID YOU ALL TRICK ME?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU TERRIBLE PEOPLE

WE'LL NEVER MEET THE TROLLS NOW

Ooh, a flash.

Ooh, the Midnight Crew!

It's not a surprise since it was implied by the title, if not EXPLICITLY STATED.

And music is SO SMOOTH.

You could even say that it's...

...

SLICK.

Wow that was lame.

Ah! So that's who the MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE on Dave's wall were.

The Number 2 person seems rather glum. Which is understandable, if you are a Number 2. It really is crap.

(HAHAHAHA)

I know nothing about guns, but I'm pretty sure that Droog now has two broken arms.

Poor Droog.

Yay! We meet the Problem Sleuth guys again!

Isn't this great?

Right?

Oh, so you didn't lie?

Just more META STUFF.

I forgive you all, then.

BUT ANY MORE OF THIS AND I WON'T BE HAPPY.

Also, Jade's account on furaffinity is 'vampireprincess007'. Okay then. o_O

IS SHE SECRETLY A VAMPIRE?

AND A PRINCESS?

AND JAMES BOND?

Such twists in the plot!

And then we have a pesterlog I'VE ALREADY READ.

And the next page is a strife page.

WITH A PERSPECTIVE CHANGE.

We'll never see those hackers. u_u

ALAS.

OHMYGOSH

Look at all those options!

This going to be great!

But, uh, where's the music? AND BRO?

HE CUT THE MENU IN HALF?

Well, Striders do love cutting gaming abstractions in half! o_o'

It must be genetic.

Round 1?

There'll be multiple rounds?

WHAT?

And there's Li'l Cal.

Hell no.

At... least... there's... music...?

Aww, they're holding hands.

BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO DISTURBING I CANNOT EXPRESS THE AMOUNT OF DISTURBINGNESS IT CONTAINS

BECAUSE THAT AMOUNT IS A LOT

Bro is using Cal as A WEAPON.

HE'S MOVING SO FAST IT LOOKS LIKE CAL IS MOVING ON HIS OWN

NONONONONONONO

[Note: I screencapped the final loop about fifty times, trying to get a *glimpse* of Bro. NOT ONE OF THEM SHOWED HIM AT ALL. AGHDFKJYCXHDJHGDZXFHJ]

Luckily, Dave has learnt to fly in order to combat this new form of child abuse.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE HELL

WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

GIVE ME HACKERS NOW PLEASE

So, uh, we're back to Jade.

(And hopefully the hackers.)

And a NEW PESTERLOG

Oh, Rose.

Hmm, so Jade knows all about Sburb. But we knew that already, really.

And this is only the second pesterlog between the two.

They seem to have the least, well, not *interesting*, but something like that, relationship of the kids, which consists Jade acting as some sort of foil to Rose in the same way John is for Dave. Except with less homoerotic subtext. :(