#Aka Dib is a pro gaslighter and/or giving Zim a taste of his own medicine

[dib-thing-wannabe]

Vampire Dib is honestly such a cool idea overall, no matter what (non-proship or whatever) version it is, but I imagine this scenario happening at some point and I can't stop laughing-

Dib: "Why does no one believe me when I call you the alien that you are?! It's not that hard to see the truth!!"

Zim: "Oh, says you, Dib-worm! You're just a vampire-human-thingy walking around without even trying to make a disguise-"

Dib: "What are you talking about? Vampires aren't real."

Zim: *Has seen Dib sneakily drink out of blood bags multiple times and also has been asked by Dib what Irken blood might taste like multiple times* "... Dib Stink-"

Random Classmate One: "For once, Dib's right, they aren't real!"

Random Classmate Two: "Sheesh, you'd think it'd be obvious."

*Dib and Zim stare at each other silently before Dib quickly shows Zim his fangs before retracting them before anyone else can see them, now walking away like nothing happened with a smug ass grin on his face*

Zim: *Flabbergasted* ".. DIB, WHAT THE FU-"