#Alfred would b like: yea I’m a grower not a shower don’t look at it

[digital999placebo]

(Same anon as before) Imagine if Alfred spawning is the US government's most well-kept secret.

You break into the FBI's archive hoping to sell info and you find:

"Entry 05/05/2022: Mr.Jones has appeared on the President's desk. Delete possible evidence and bribe the witnesses"

But I think with older countries this would be a well-known thing. Like Greece has probably flashed the entirety of Athens in the agora, but the newer countries are kind of embarrassed about it

Hshssjdjwkdjd on a scale from most embarrassed to least, Germany would b a Victorian gentleman everytime it happens no matter how old he gets. he’s scrambling for the closest thing to cover himself up, holds a pair of reports over his tits and another over his scrotum falling over himself trying to get out like “I’m terribly sorry about all of this I’ll get you a new copy of this export statistic as soon as I’m decent I’m so sorry you don’t need to forgive me thank you for your patience no no it’s not ok. I’m sorry”

Norway would care the least. He stays on the table for a few minutes, meditating, maybe lends some opinions on whatever is being discussed before slowly sliding of the table and getting dressed.