#Also fun fact: Katherine Isabelle genuinely ships Michael and Trevor from GTA V

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Jennifer: “You know, Needy and I have been thinking about you, Ginger. Your lifestyle.”

Ginger: “Oh, have you ? Really? ”

Needy: “Yes, we have. People always try to label you. You know, she-wolf, scary goth...”

Ginger: “Friend, awesome sister, awesome girlfriend...”

Jennifer: “In some ways you defy categorization. But then...”

Ginger: “What ?”

Jennifer: “Think about it, where you live...”

Ginger: “So I really haven't left Bailey Downs. I'm sorry there ain't a place nearby for you to get your colonics.”

Jennifer: “Right. But why are you out here ?”

Ginger: “It's off the grid. We're away from it all. It's somewhere real and authentic; where real people ain't been priced out yet.”

Needy: “Yeah, well, what if it gets gentrified ?”

Ginger: “Then I'll fucking move.”

Needy: “Okay, what about the way you dress ?”

Ginger: “What about it ? I don't give a shit what I wear.”

Needy: “No, no, no. If you don't give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit. See, yours are all a little out there, you know, a little wacky.”

Ginger: “Whatever's in the shop is what I get. Jesus, wh-what is this ?”

Needy: “It's not an absence of taste, Ging, it's the opposite of taste.”

Ginger: “Oh, I didn't know you were the stylist.”

Jennifer: “Then there's the tattoos, the hair, the weird music, the funny toys, the niche drugs, the everything.”

Ginger: “What the fuck are we talking about ?!”

Jennifer: “You... are a hipster!”

Ginger: “Wh-What ?”

Jennifer: “You're a hipster.”

Ginger: “I hate hipsters.”

Jennifer: “Classic hipster denial.”

Ginger: “I. Abhor. Hipsters. I eat them for fun!”

Jennifer: “Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters!”

Ginger: “Well, I really fucking do!”

Needy: “Self hatred. Common hipster affliction.”

Ginger: “What, only because I'm living out here away from the Starbucks, and the bankers ?”

Jennifer: “You're gentrifying! Soon the skinny jeans will show up, and then the skinny lattes, and then, the bankers. And you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you are what the hipsters aspire to be! You, Ginger Fitzgerald, are the proto-hipster! Ha ha!”

Ginger: (takes a deep breath and tries calm and compose herself) “I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullshit, and you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.”

Jennifer and Needy: (simultaneously) “Hipster.”

Ginger: “FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!!”

Needy: “Maybe later, sweetie.”

Jennifer: “We've made our point. We’re not sadists.”