#Ambrose speaks

[loveinthebones]

Me going to B&N employee: Do you know any good LGBTQ adult fiction?

Them: I can help you find YA?

I couldn't help but laugh

Like-- YA is okay and I like YA but the automatic "Huh?" tone got me.

(They ended up finding me a lot of queer romances but it didn't seem like they could find any nonbinary MCs, which I was hoping for.)

[spiralneko]

sometimes relationships, even platonic, have things that occur that can not be explained, or that don't want to be explained. sometimes these things can not be resolved, and you're forever left with a lingering since of "what if". one can only hope that their issues will be resolved and that the outcome would be positive, but it is never guaranteed.

[analogboii]

yk i feel inspired to get back into writing. I was already writing more and more for my oc universe that may become a comic one day if I ever get over crippling anxiety about it lmfao but I also want to write fanfiction again???? mostly bc I got an idea but it's reader insert. well, it's honestly self insert but I can just turn that shit into reader insert and share it. like who fucking cares??? this shit has been possessing my brain and I need it OUT. and might as well share it lmdaooo. it's so fucking slow burn. I'm talking like slower than snail slow burn.

[hazeldragonblossoms]

aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?

i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).

anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.

as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.

(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)

my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.

edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly

[alvsanne]

thinking about hotd making my girl elinda massey go on errands and do seemingly the same job as talya like a lady in waiting isn’t a maid? and ofc that brings me to WHY don’t rhaenyra, alicent, helaena, baela and rhaena (or jeyne arryn, or rhaenys in her scenes on driftmark, or aemma in the two gd scenes we get with her) have friends? actual lady companions from the nobility. grrm is so bad at this in the books but it’s even worse in got and hotd

[cyellolemon]

Haunted

[phillipsgraves]

loghain mac tir + words of affirmation

(ambrose is not my hero of ferelden, please don't tag as amell!)

[headmaster-merle-ambrose]

Hello young wizards!

Um

What the FUCK is going on in karamelle

[saibugslegacy]

My MCs as Taylor Swift Albums

[princelune]

god of male beauty and statuary with contrapposto confidence.

a bearing strong and military, a gaze level and intense.

reference under the cut!

[loveinthebones]

First day back after being knocked on my ass by this sinus infection and my coworker brought me Bluey stickers since I wasn't feeling well.

I love them.

[spiralneko]

for the sake of accessibility on our blog, i will tag the last post. i will also tag this one. do not expect my tag to be frequently used, however. my role is a difficult and important one, and i can not stray from it for very long.

[analogboii]

just showed all my coworkers krispy kreme 2012. this is something I have done before more than once. and it is a song I know all the words to. and is a song I think about often since that fateful day in 2012. eleven years of nonsense.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

so another thing about malorn and malistaire being parallels i just thought about. does anyone who knows a lot about malistaire know if it was addressed how he treated his students during the course of Malistaire's decline? like, im under the impression that this was a gradual change and that malistaire still more or less kept his job as a professor before he destroyed the death school, did his relationships with his students change at all? im asking this because i know Zero things about malistaire (im booed off the stage) and if im right about my hunch on how malistaire's reputation as a teacher was affected then i can clearly see how malorn's would play out if he was going down the same path. im genuinely asking here, Malistaire Enthusiasts, assemble like the Avengers and help me out with this one

[pondslime]

*blows a kiss* that's for u, pool scene from the original house of wax script

[hazeldragonblossoms]

inspired by this post by @ward-against-blight — i was questing in wysteria anyway, so i figured i’d grab some clean screenies of a few recognizable portraits (+ malistaire’s staff) :3c very interesting to me that the spiral cup tournament has been won by three ravenwood faculty members..!!