#And then canon said 'haHAha you fool why would that ever happen? She is The Worst and always will be c:' to which I say 'oh yeah :o)"

[colour-outside-the-liness]

Oh Disneyland Paris sounds fun yeah! Were you and your roommate already close then? I went to Walt Disney's world with my aunt and cousin when I was like 11 but it would've been way more fun if I could've taken my best friend with me for sure. Maybe we can go to the one in Paris now that she lives just 3h away from me! Oh I see, sounds like LA was really fun for you yeah! your roommate didn't mind third wheeling tho? Hahaha

Yeah Canada is beautiful but what I liked about it the most was the massive improvement in quality of life I had compared to where I was living before and just being able to be who I am and people accepting me for it. Not being worried about violence 24/7 felt pretty fucking great too. So yeah I highly recommend living there if you ever get a chance. But I am loving Portugal so far, people are a bit more judgemental here tho but I like that it's easier to travel to a lot of countries I've always wanted to go to. Everywhere you go there are pros and cons tho so sorting out priorities is key. But Toronto is my favourite of all the places I've been, before living there for a year I had already been two times!

Jesus 50 states, sometimes I forget how big the US is. And you can totally do it if you plan it out! After watching Bly Manor tho I really want to go to Vermont especially during autumn season looks really pretty! There's this fic I love (only the sun by prestonarchives) where Dani and Jamie go on a road trip from Vermont to Maine and I did their entire journey on Google maps street view bc I was so obsessed with this one chapter fanfic I had to immerse myself entirety in it hahaha. So now I want to go there irl. Here's the link if you haven't read it before!

https://bit.ly/3BLy4WR

Omg I totally remember reading that on CBML and being a bit confused bc I was like why would she think you can't see the moon from the great wall of China HAHAHA but I thought it was really funny and endearing yeah it's even funnier now that I know you said it irl haha.

Oh so ENFP-T means extraverted, intuitive, feeling and prospecting personality with a bit of turbulence. Which just means you're curious, perceptive, enthusiastic, an excellent communicator, festive and good-natured. On the other hand you can be disorganized, unfucosed, a people pleaser, overcommitted, too optimistic and restless.

I wonder what Jamies and Danis mbti are as well as their zodiac signs 🤔 I think Jamie might be an ISTP-A bc she's definitely an introvert, very practical, stubborn, assertive, layed back and energetic at the same time. And Dani is either an ENFP-T like you or an ESFJ-T with the whole selfless thing going on.

AE already made it canon that Jamie's an aries (and it makes sense) but I can't figure Dani out. I've thought about her being a leo ♌ bc she's generous, passionate, warm-harted and dominant in her own way and THE HAIR haha. But she's got some pisces ♓ vibes going on too...idk. aaand I'm back at it again with the astrology signs haha.

To be fair your recent drunken exp it was dark and at least you didn't think the road sign was a bear or something (don't know what kind of wild animals you've got over there) that you wrestled with and ended up in a ditch and your best friend let you believe that happened for 3 years up until recently haha. 😂 but yeah some things happen for a reason, having life threatening health issues doesn't sound great tho, but I guess it's a good thing it stops you from drinking too much and making dumb decisions. And hey maybe I secretly want that to happen again idk maybe moving countries is not exciting enough, I have to go out and make a complete drunken fool out of myself in a completely foreign place hahaha. I guess that did kinda happen last month when my best friend came to visit me from Spain and we got drunk on wine, I got lost on the way back home and it was way past curfew. 🤔 shit I'm 29 will I ever learn...

Episode 9 is 😢😍🥰😰😭🤬☠️ just the worst roller-coaster I didn't even know I was on. Haha I was more pissed off than heartbroken the first time I watched it ngl.

Well then maybe the way you do accents is friendly and funny so people can't really get mad at you haha. Like Dani! Oh so that's called a Geordie accent! I see, it's really really cool. AE said Jamie is from Lancashire but that's a whole county isn't it? Idk if there's a specific accent to this region. Knowing you speak kinda like Jamie is something else tho, I think if anyone who spoke like her ever talked to me irl I wouldn't be able to pay attention to what they were saying 😂 just the accent haha.

Oh so you already have 4k something words for it nice. I'm kinda starting to feel an obsession with this medieval AU growing in me, I made a Pinterest board just for it ngl hahaha but I'm still resisting creating anything for it, I did a face study yesterday for Dani and Jamie to see if I finally pick up the idea and just do it but my brain was still like "I don't want to do this rn" and was just being a little bitch about it so I'll just let it cook for longer see if we can reach an agreement eventually (if ever) haha.

Glad to hear you had a good weekend! Even if it left you feeling exhausted in the end. And yeah it makes sense for you to say you don't have favourites haha! Have a great week Colour, take care! 👋✨

Yeah me and my roommate have been friends since we were like 14 so when we went to Disney Land we asked if we could be roomed together because we've been best friends for that long now... been best friends since school and now we live together. She's seen me at my best, my worst, has seen me in all my stages in life and has been there for a lot of the rough stuff I've been through and I've been there for all the stuff she's been through!! Nah she didn't mind at all we had some moments where me and my ex would just go and be a couple and have dates but my ex didn't want me travelling that far alone so invited my roommate too because she didn't like the thought of me flying 11hours alone or being in airports alone so my roommate came with me and we had a great time Awwh good I'm glad it was such a nice place and that you didn't worry about violence all the time but I'm so sorry you ever had to worry about that anyway that can't be easy. I would honestly love to live in Canada I really hope I get chance one day... I'm glad you're loving Portugal but sorry people are judgemental there but I am glad it's easy for you to travel around to other places... oh yeah every place has it's pros and cons I mean England has some pros but it sure has a lot of cons too so I know all about that Yeah America is SO big but I do want to get around all 50 states at some point and I am stubborn enough and determined enough to make it happen eventually even if I don't get around them all until I'm like 70 I'll make it happen haha!! No I haven't read that fic but it sounds amazing so I'll definitely check it out thank you for sending me the link Yeah... that really happened to me and it was just a dumb moment where I had this momentary lapse of knowledge in my brain and now I look back at that question and I'm just like... "you idiot" and this is why people are shocked when I get questions in quizzes right because I have said some really dumb stuff but I'm glad people found it funny and endearing... and I'm glad it makes it better to know I really said that haha Oooo I didn't know that, I like that and I think it's definitely fitting for me!! I think from what you've said about what ENFP-T means Dani could easily be that too and I don't know anything about the other one but I will take your word for it matching Dani because you know way more about this stuff than I do. I have no idea for Jamie though. And with zodiac signs I love that Amelia looked at Jamie and thought she was an Aries, as for Dani I have NO idea what her zodiac would be... in CBML she's a Leo but in MoU with what I have planned for her birthday she'd be a virgo but I don't know anything about zodiacs... all I know is all the pieces I've ever met have been the opposite of what Dani is so maybe that has something to do with their whole charts but I know a lot of other people always make her a Pieces and I trust what other people say about zodiacs more than what I know about them because I really know NOTHING about them haha Nah I knew it was a road sign because of how heavy and hard it was- nah we have no bears where I live... I don't think we have many dangerous animals where I live... got a couple of badgers that can be pretty aggressive but that's about it we don't have much that is scary here or at least not in the little part of England I live. Having life threatening health issues has been hard and since having my spleen removed in January (that was the surgery I needed to try and fix the issue I had) things are even harder now because I have to take antibiotics for the rest of my life to stop me getting any infections because if I ever get a chest infection now or a really bad cold it can be really dangerous but I take it all in my stride and not drinking is just a way to make sure the antibiotics actually work properly and to make sure nothing happens to me... and like you said, means I don't do anything dumb too... haha drunken stories are the best I have been lost a few times when I've been drunk... and I don't think you do learn, I have siblings that are

like 40 and still do dumb shit... I know at 27 I am still doing dumb shit too I don't think I'll ever learn haha 😂 Its such an emotional roller coaster and honestly I was just devastated the first time I watched it... no TV show or movie has ever made me cry the way Bly Manor did when I first saw it and it still makes me cry now. I can cry just thinking about that last episode. I definitely mean it in a friendly way so I hope it comes across like that. Yeah the accent in Billy Elliot is a Geordie accent and its my favourite accent there are other accents around the north that are called different things. Yeah Lancashire is a county and again in Lancashire there are loads of different accents I can't really pinpoint Jamie's down to a city I just know it's Northern. I'm from Yorkshire but don't have a strong Yorkshire accent I just have a Northern accent, like people never believe I'm from the place I'm from because I don't sound like I am but you can definitely tell I'm northern... honestly there are so many accents in England... you can drive for two hours in any direction in England and the accent will change like two times at least it's insane... see a lot of people say that but I am not a HUGE fan of the northern accent and I think it's because I grew up there. I much prefer Dani's accent to Jamie's but like I said to me, Jamie just talks normal there is no accent really haha Yeah 4k words for it but it's all jumbled up it's not like a chronological story yet it's just all over the place haha but I hope I can get it all structured properly soon!! Awwh good I'm glad you're already interested in this medieval AU!! That makes sense you're resisting creating for it but I think it's so cool you did a face study for Dani and Jamie even if you didn't wanna finish it I think letting things cook for a while is always a good idea if you're not in the right headspace right away I had such a good weekend but I am so tired and today I had a busy day too celebrating my roommate's boyfriend's birthday so I've had so many days that have been so busy and right now I am just really to sleep haha!! Yeah definitely don't have favourites but I have spent more time with one of my nieces than the others simply because I always look after her if her mum and dad are working and I'm not... like until I start this new job I am looking after her for an hour every day after school while she waits for her mum and dad to finish work but I don't have favourites haha!! Thank you so much I hope you had a great weekend and that you have a great week too!!

[paintedrecs]

Since you've semi-recently gotten into "Gargoyles," do you have some fanfic recommendations for it? (And yes, you can include your own fics if you want. We don't mind.)

Hahaha honestly I don’t have a lot of other recommendations - when I was close to finishing the show, I got impatient and checked the David Xanatos/Owen Burnett tag on AO3, which <em>literally had six fics in it</em>. I was surprised and disappointed, and I spent a few days idly writing a fic in my own head. Since there was nothing out there for me, I had to create my own content.

At one point, I told @mad-madam-m​, “I'm talking myself out of writing a Gargoyles fic that 1 person (me) would read.” She replied, “Why would you talk yourself out of that.” I said, “.....huh, fair point I guess.” A few days later, I’d posted an 11k fic.

The funny part is that M, who had not seen the show at that point, has now written 10 Gargoyles fics (going on a 30k+ 11th) to my 4. So really, she played herself.

I’ve poked around in a few other Gargoyles fics - basically scrolled through the whole tag and checked for anything that sounded like it had sufficient Owen in it - but I’m...kinda picky about my pairings, and I’ve gotten weirdly attached to the rarest possible dynamic in this fandom. (Polyamorous Xanatos, married to Fox and dating Owen, but without any romantic/sexual OT3 trio action.) 

And I’m also very picky about how people write Owen, because there’s this odd tendency to separate Owen Burnett from Puck, treating them as different people/personalities. Owen IS Puck. Puck is Owen. Just because his face and name changes doesn’t mean he does. 

I wrote nearly 37,000 words to try to properly convey my love for this incredibly complicated, fascinating character. (Each subsequent fic was because I felt like I didn’t quite do enough in the last one. I still have a few more in me, if I can ever get around to writing them.)

So...my recommendations...really are just my fics and M’s. Sorry!! It’s sad for me, too. :(

Here they are, though, if anyone’s interested. 

My Fics

Then Fate O’errules (30k)

This two-part series has my original Owen POV fic (11k), and an 18k Xanatos POV follow up, since M wanted to know what Xanatos was thinking during all of their relationship drama. (These fics are, incidentally, the first time I ever used the E rating. Gargoyles is an oddly inspiring show.)

I’ve left this as a complete series, since it covers everything I wanted it to, and I consider it a full story.

However...I’ve been dipping back in with timestamp-style fics, so everything I’ve written for this pairing all fits within the same universe: canon-compliant, with the very slight and (I think) fully believable addition of Xanatos being romantically/sexually involved with Owen.

But a Dream (5k)

Technically this has an unhappy ending (unusual for me), but it fits between chapters of my longer series, so it’s just a glimpse of a tougher point in their relationship, when Owen was stubbornly breaking his own heart and Xanatos was massively failing at communication. I honestly really like what I did with the snapshots of their dynamic here, regardless of the angst.

Spirits of Another Sort (2k)

Another quick timestamp between episodes, because I couldn’t stop thinking about Xanatos putting so much effort into trapping a trickster, when he already had a far more powerful one at home. I also have a LOT of emotions about how incredibly desperate Puck is to stay with Xanatos, as Owen. I love exploring their love, as messy and complicated and painful as it is.

[Pending fics: Another short timestamp, from earlier in their relationship, set in the dojo. An outsider perspective on this unusual Xanatos family dynamic from David’s dad, Petros. And, if I ever manage to go back to it, a fairy tale AU that I fully outlined months ago.]

Mikkimouse’s Fics

To my incredibly great fortune, M ended up liking the Xanatos/Owen dynamic as much as I did, so she’s written a few lovely fics for this pairing, now bringing the grand total in the AO3 tag to fourteen.

The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth (2k)

M and I had a conversation some time ago about A Midsummer Night’s Dream, because how can you talk about Puck (and Oberon, the douchebag) without bringing up that play. M then produced this very wonderful snapshot from later on in the Xanatos/Owen relationship, when they go to a play together and run into unexpected emotions. It’s very tender and true to them. I love this one a lot.

Important Questions (592 words)

Xanatos gets drunk. Owen is indulgent.

Explanations (195 words)

A very short, very sweet glimpse of the Xanatos family. I love seeing Owen’s softer side, especially with young Alexander.

Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be (5k)

While all my fics are tightly focused on the Xanatos family - primarily Xanatos/Owen, with Xanatos/Fox and Alex in the mix - M has really run with the wider Gargoyles world. She’s particularly great at writing Elisa, who’s one of my favorite characters in the show (which might not be visible from my fics, since uh...Owen doesn’t particularly like her, and I’m largely writing from his perspective).

M has a fantastic grasp on Elisa, though, and has fully sold me on the idea of Elisa and Xanatos eventually becoming really solid friends. This fic has achingly great Xanatos/Owen pining, but it’s mostly about Elisa (sniping at Xanatos but grudgingly getting along with him because he’s frustratingly brilliant and ridiculously charming), and it’s A+.

New Friends and Stranger Companies (3k)

Another stop along the “how the effff do Elisa and Xanatos become best friends??” journey, with Xanatos showing up at Elisa’s apartment after the events of The Gathering. There’s some Owen/Xanatos and Fox/Xanatos, but it’s mostly about Elisa & Xanatos starting to see (to Elisa’s dismay) how much they have in common. There aren’t many people in the world who know what it’s like to be a human hopelessly in love with a very powerful...non-human.

It’s messy and complicated and Elisa begins to really get a sense of the kind of guy Xanatos truly is, beyond his immense wealth and evil plots and fondness for messing with her easy-to-mess-with roar-happy winged boyfriend.

Concerns (200 words)

Some episode timestamps, because this really is the kind of show that inspires you to fill in the gaps. First, a brief exchange between Xanatos and Owen after they’ve discovered Goliath and Elisa (their two biggest harassers and meddlers) are off on some Avalon World Tour, leaving them free to do whatever they want.

That Shrewd and Knavish Sprite (2k)

And an exchange between Hudson and Owen during The Price, when Owen got his stone hand and Hudson turned out to be a lot more perceptive and difficult than the extremely easy to predict Goliath. Also an introduction to another unexpected friendship I’m super on board with: Owen needs friends, and Hudson makes weirdly perfect sense. (They’re definitely not there yet in this fic, but I’m hoping for a sequel.)

Gargoyles Three Sentence Fics (575 words)

Some of M’s early explorations of Elisa and Alex, whom she wrote wonderfully even before watching the show.

Ill Met By Moonlight (5k)

An Elisa & Xanatos friendship? Weird, but it works. An Elisa & Owen friendship? ...Not really going to happen.

One of the things I really like about this show is that it has all these different layers of relationships. Xanatos can be deeply in love with both Fox and Owen, but that doesn’t mean that Fox and Owen are going to feel that way about each other. They get along and definitely grow closer over the years, especially with all three of them being Alex’s parents, but they’re different kinds of people who live different lives and who both happen to have fallen in love with the same man.

Similarly, Elisa and Xanatos becoming best friends doesn’t mean that Owen and Elisa will ever be close. You don’t have to like all your friends’ friends - being an adult means recognizing and knowing how to navigate those complexities.

So here we have Elisa waking up tied to her least favorite person in the world, a sentiment that Owen has no interest in refuting. But they can still work together, and Elisa can still feel and express concern for Owen when she realizes he’s not quite as put together as he always appears.

(Also really great action writing. M is fantastic at that.)

Gentles, Do Not Reprehend (1.2k)

Along with Elisa, M has really made Alex her own. She’s working on a 30k plus Alex-centric story that I am super excited about, and this is an initial window into some of how that will look. I lovelove the unusual and wonderful Xanatos Family structure, and M does such a great job of building it out in funny, emotional, believable ways.

[aqvarius]

5memorable moments and 5 guys you came to love?

[5] memorable moments:

1. shinobu narita from serendipity next door throwing a fucking fit because mc saw something personal of his while he literally was snooping through her personal work bag basically every day and making shitty, uncalled-for comments about it all the time

you just called YOURSELF insensitive you dickweed!!!!!! 

2. issei telling mc to kill him. i couldn’t believe he actually did that. i thought kor mc was going to battle through her conflict between love and revenge internally but when he told her to do it, i thought my heart was going to stop. i think this is not only one of the most memorable but what i probably consider to be one of the greatest voltage moments

3. when lute from akd actually dies. this is the one and only voltage moment that actually had me sobbing in real life. i make a lot of jokes about crying over voltage routes and guys. but when lute’s heart stopped beating i was actually a mess. i remember having to take a half hour break to actually weep into my pillow because i just couldn’t bear it. maybe i was premenstrual or in a particularly weak mental state? no idea, but that one scene really wrecked me in that moment

4. kaga’s colourless dream/nightmare of mc’s death when he takes a bullet for her. we rarely see kaga express how important his mc is for him, but this really cemented that she is everything to him. to see the meaning of her in his life, the responsibility he also feels to her family, the fact that he’ll do anything and change anything just to have her back, in such a poetic way felt so poignant, especially on the back of what happened in adversaries when kaga had to choose chasing the perp over saving mc who was bleeding out. when i think of kaga’s love for his mc, it’s this scene which i think captures it the best. 

5. hue ripping the stars out of his one remaining eye to save his love again/goddess mc making her decision between being with hue or saving humanity/mc going back in time and promising hue they’ll find each other in the future. i can’t pick between these three incredible hue x mc moments so i’m just gonna bundle them together as memorable hue moments. (oh!! also when mc finally remembers hue in the lake!!) these three moments i think are the pinnacle of what i consider to be voltage’s most fated romance. these moments are what make hue x mc my forever otp, because these two are each other’s past, present and future and they were never meant to be with anyone else. anyway hue should have been scm’s title character because he and mc are the canon scm couple and i WILL fight anyone who says otherwise.

(edited to add links to the aforementioned hue moments because of COURSE i had to have screenshotted and posted them on my blog haha)

6. BONUS when ayumu and mc finally have sex for the first time. the anticipation had been building up for so long and then to have that whole agonising ‘error’ and misunderstanding happen before they finally did the deed really made it so significant when they do finally have sex. i think this may probably be the most touching and momentous sex scene in any voltage route.  

[5] guys you came to love:

1. ayumu shinonome: if you scroll waaaay far back to some of my earliest hlitf tagged posts, you may remember this time when i was saying i was afraid to play him because he seemed too twisted (btw this is because i was/am still suffering from shinobu-induced trauma) and i didn’t wanna spend money buying all his routes hahaha (tea, you fool!!!). luckily @effloresensemn ​ talked me out of it and he’s definitely someone who i have come to absolutely ADORE. talking about this mushroom with @gamerjanice ​ and @world-a-to-z ​ is probably one of my favourite things to do on tumblr haha.

2. takeshi yuno: i mean i was definitely interested in him from the start and then i really started to fall for him about midway through his MS. but i think it was his later seasons where i came to love him more than ever. he and his mc go through so much together. i once said that take’s routes put a thousand tons of emotional burden on you and i really think that is what makes their relationship so great. they’ve been together through all the ups and (so, so many) downs and it just makes their relationship (and my love for him) so much stronger because of all the difficulties. 

3. chikage: this dude is… both so hard and so easy to love. sometimes i’m like oh chikage why you so tsun but then he’ll just do something ridiculously cute or suddenly be really straightforward about something embarrassing and i’ll be like whAT???? you’re too shy to hold my hand in public but you’ll sacrifice your life to save me? or comment on my ass??? i love love love chikage so much even though he’s prickly as a cactus but i just have to share one of my favourite moments which is when mc gained some weight and was trying to wear a weighted vest under her clothes to lose the weight and she fell off a boat and was drowning and chikage, who hates getting wet and didn’t even wanna ride this boat, dived in to save her. and then this exchange happened:

you can read the whole convo here ughhh it’s so great

4. kazuomi shido: i wasn’t expecting to like kazuomi as much as i do because i really thought he was just gonna be generic oresama type. but i’d definitely say he’s more of the kyohei type than the leon type, if that makes sense. i thought yuzuru was going to be My Guy in masquerade kiss but actually i think i like kazuomi more (although i prefer yuzuru’s mc cause she’s better at her job haha). he’s just… fun? but he’s so clever, and i love that he challenges his mc and kinda toys with her and lets her do her own thing rather than just commanding/ordering her around. also when i found out about his past and his love for crowded/frenetic places i think that’s when i really felt a stronger connection to him because i feel really similarly myself. 

5. hiro sarashina: i’m actually surprised that i ended up liking him because honestly i don’t really go for the genki guys and at that time @hikarunohana and i had this thing going where we were just hating on sora from msb who i thought would hiro would be really similar to lol but yeah i was kinda surprised that i actually ended up loving hiro because he’s surprisingly(?) reliable and attractive. 

thanks for the ask!

[killian-whump]

OUAT 3x01: Rewatch Blog

Welcome aboard, mateys! It's time to start rewatching Season 3! As usual, I'm a bit behind everyone else on this rewatch, but I've decided it's more fun for me to move at my own pace, so I probably won't be catching up anytime soon ;)

That said... Let's get started on Once Upon a Time Season 3!!!

Whoa. Wait a minute. Eleven Years Ago?! I really AM behind... ;)

Seriously, though. Do they really have to handcuff her ankle to the bed? Do they have a problem with women in labor jumping up and escaping prison right at that precise moment in their lives?

That's sad, though :(

Ooooh... I love the deadly stillness after the ship "lands" in Neverland. It's so... eeeeeeeerie. 

Ahhh, and the ominous look on Killian's face.

You can just FEEL the tension in the air.

"Aye. Neverland."

AHHHHHHHH TENSION AND ANGST

Kinda lame title card, haha.

Aw, great. It's this guy. NOBODY MISSED YOU GREG. YOU CAN GO BACK TO WHEREVER YOU WENT DURING THE HIATUS NOW.

SHIT. HE BROUGHT TAMARA, TOO.

I really hate these two, guys. Like, really.

Oh, come on. Don't shove a fucking kid, you asshat. Fucking GREG. You're an insult to your name, and I don't even like your name.

Oooooh, spooky noises. I love the atmosphere they built for this realm.

"Who we work for is not your concern, kid." Well, according to YOU as of about 20 minutes ago in show time, it's not YOUR concern either, dipshit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE'S SAND IN YOUR BATTERY COMPARTMENT, YOU FUCKING MORON. WHO PUT SAND IN YOUR BATTERY COMPARTMENT, HUH? YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Shut up, shut up. I know it was Peter Pan. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT.

"It's a good thing you guys don't ask any questions." Hahahaha, bested by an 11-year-old and sand.

...and there he goes, shoving the damn kid again. You're just a colossal jerk, aren't you, Greg?

At least Tamara has the sense to look mildly concerned right here.

"Oh, I know, my hot-headed queen."

I JUST DIED. Forward my mail to my gravesite.

I totally forgot that line ever happened. I love rewatching this show.

"I hope not, or we've wasted our lives." AAAAAAANGST

"Your lives... well... THEY'VE SUCKED" hahaha, Why don’t you tell them what you really think, Emma XD

"We found you." Awww... "And lost Henry! And Neal!" Well, to be fair, it's not like you can expect them to give two shits about Neal. They met him, like, last week. And he's kinda a dick. And his Dad's, like, evil incarnate. But okay.

"Oh, that's a great use of our time: A wardrobe change." One of the best lines ever, really.

I mean, did Rumple really need to do the dramatic cane-spinning exit, though? It makes for good TV, so it's cool and all, but imagine it in real life. Like, just a boat full of people staring at where he once stood, thinking, "JFC That was unnecessarily dramatic."

OH, YEAH, LET'S LIGHT A FUCKING FIRE, GREG. THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA, GREG. Fucking loser.

Yes, I do plan on doing this until he dies. You have your hobbies; I have mine.

"You making S'Mores?"

HAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE:

Fucking goon. Haha. I named that screencap "assface" when I saved it, because I feel it's fitting for both the character AND the face he's making.

"What if the empty communicator wasn't an accident?"

You mean the one someone OBVIOUSLY filled with sand instead of batteries ON PURPOSE??? Noooooooooooo.

"Don't let the kid get in your head." He's not even TRYING, Greg. He's just hungry and wants some fucking S'Mores. I want some S'Mores, too. We all want fucking S'Mores. S'Mores are delicious, FuckingGreg.

OH LOOK, IT'S FELIX.

AND ALL THE REST OF THE LOST BOYS ONES BOYS. I think we’re calling them “Boys” now. Must have gotten the rights.

Kill him, Felix. Somebody. Anybody. I'll even settle for the annoying Lost Boy with the face that annoys me, although I don't think he's in this season, but he's welcome to join it IF HE KILLS GREG.

"Then you're not getting the boy." Oh, Greg. It is entirely too late for you to do anything remotely likable now. Like, I literally want to throw Henry at them now just to spite you.

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS RIP THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S SOUL OUT OF HIS BODY. TAKE HIS SPINE, TOO. THE ENTIRE SKELETAL SYSTEM. MAYBE A DISEMBOWELING'S CALLED FOR HERE?

Or, you know, you can just leave his husk there by the fire to rot away. That's good, too. I'm not picky.

GREG IS DEAD, EVERYBODY.

Tamara and Henry are running! Oh no! Will they make it? Will they-

This is a great scene, everybody. Thank you so much. This is the best thing to ever happen to me and the season only started 10 minutes ago.

Hahaha, they even show us a close-up of Tamara lying motionless on the ground, and then Greg. Like they KNOW we've all been waiting for their demise and they wanted to give us screenshots for our scrapbooks.

Anyway, thanks Felix! That was pretty cool. Much obliged.

Hey, look. An enterprising young chap has helped Henry up. There's no way he could be a bad guy.

I have to say, of all the "twists" in Once, this was one of the worst ones in terms of how OBVIOUS it was.

To some extent, it's the casting department's fault, because Robbie Kay is just TOO fucking perfect for Peter Pan. Like, he just EXUDES Peter Pan and he's not fooling anybody.

Heeheehee CS flirting <3

"What do you want?" All due respect, but it's HIS fucking ship? Like, he doesn't really need a reason to be below deck on his own ship?

"I didn't realize you were sentimental." "I'm not."

I love it when he spits the cork out, but how many corks does this man go through?!

Oh, look. Speak of the devil - It's Neal.

"Tell Emma I'm alive. And I love her."

Well, that's a GREAT message to pass on through your kiiiiiid. Won't get his hopes up or anything.

ANYWAY.

"Long enough to know I miss him, too." T_T

UH OH. TROUBLE'S AFOOT!!!

Oh, Dave and Snow are at the helm. That explains it. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, SNOWING. Gosh.

Pun intended. I'm so sorry.

Regina: "What the hell are you two doing?!" Ahahahahaha :D

"Prepare for attack!" "Be more specific!" I love all these interactions. This is like the WORST family vacation EVER and I love every second of it.

"What's out there? A shark? A whale?" "A kraken?"

YOU FUCKING WISH.

Actually, no, Dave probably doesn't wish... but Kraken-san does! :D

Emma's response is classic. "Mermaids?!" Like what the fuck else does she have to put up with in this crazy sham of a life NOOOOW?

Dave's kinda hot manning that cannon, I gotta say. He's showing off some guns firing off that gun, if you know what I mean.

But really, what did they plan to DO with one mermaid, anyway? Especially after Regina chased them all off with her fireballs?

Oh, look. Henry and Totally-Not-Peter-Pan are on the run!

I'm super fooled by him talking himself up in third person, though XD

"If Pan wants you... he WILL get you."

"Pan will rip their shadows into oblivion."

"Pan loves nachos with spicy cheese."

"Pan is the awesomest guy on this island."

Aw, man. This scene is a snoozefest :/

Literally. They're all just watching Aurora sleep XD

Wait. HOW is Neal feeling better? He got shot, like, 10 minutes ago in show time and he's had no REAL medical care, aside from whatever they bandaged him with, since none of these folks here have magic.

HOW IS HE FEELING BETTER?!

I gotta be honest, though. Rumple is hot as SHIT in this season. I ain't gonna pretend otherwise. This leather clad badass thing WORKS for him.

Oh, look. Tamara's still alive.

"C-Can you forgive me?"

I'm gonna guess that is a HARD ASS NO, bitch.

Haha, love the way he flicks the dust off his fingers.

"GET THAT THING OFF MY SHIP!"

I love how panicked he is by the mermaid XD It gives my entire life meaning :D

I wish we had more information in canon about Hook's time in Neverland. We can tell this is FAR from his first skirmish with mermaids, but how/when/why/what happened? I NEED TO KNOW! Especially if it involved wounds or peril or other things relevant to my interests...

Touching Mulan and Neal chat.

More running in the woods with Not!Pan.

"Well, I'm all out of fish food." Love you, Regina <3

"Fillet the bitch." Seriously, love you so much bae <3

Snow's face, tho XD

This is 110% why I watch this show. SHENANIGANS.

...and a pirate. Don't forget the pirate.

"I've outrun many a storm!" We know you have, babe. We know. You keep telling us...

SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

PERIL ON THE HIGH SEAS!!!

CERTAIN BLETH DEATH!!!

SUPER DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!

...as we cut to a peaceful, though somewhat dilapidated, castle in the Enchanted Forest. Birds are singing, dawn is breaking, the world is alight with hope and possibili-

JUST KIDDING. GET BACK TO THE FUCKING DRAMA STORM, SHOW.

I hate it when they do this.

Hey, Sean. Nice intro.

"You don't want to see ID?" Neal... ISTFG.

Disappearing arrow, heehee. SHENANIGANS.

I love how interested Robin is in what's inside the vault XD Always a thief, eh?

"This isn't a storm. It's bloody damnation!" Love that line <3

"Let the slags go!" Haha "Don't call my wife a slag!" Haha!

BOY FIGHT!! BOY FIGHT!!!

They're all wet, too! Slow down, cameraman! I wanna see ALL of this!!!

Oooh, almost gutted with his own hook. Haaaaarsh.

Emma, no one's listening to you. Emma, no one's... They're not... They're not even looking or paying any attention at all... They won't even- Oh. Okay. Somehow everyone saw you jump, despite literally being in a fight for their respective lives. Neat.

...aaaaaaand cue the convenient rigging falling loose and hitting her in the head.

SHENANIGAAAAAAAAANS

Oh, look! They're flying!!!

This would be super touching if it wasn't, you know, exactly what Pan wants XD

Haha, Emma looks so ethereal floating there, unconscious, in the waters of Neverland, facing certain death.

Awww! A big group effort rescue!!! Good job, team!

"Told you." Right, but no one was listening...? So how do they even know what she's talking about? Well, I guess maybe they WERE listening...?

Shenanigans? idek anymore...

SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awww... Bobby's acting is so great right here. This is awesome. Very moving. The part after the shenanigans, I mean. Although they’re great, too.

Felix, you're kinda a dick, though. That’s kinda a compliment, tho?

I love it when magic flops :D Dramatic music aaaaaand... nothing.

"Actually, I quite fancy you from time to time, when you're not yelling at me."

You like her even more when she's yelling at you, son. IT IS KNOWN.

His offended face when Charming says, "With him?" XD DAVE, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS ABOUT ME. DAVE, I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS. DAVE. DAAAAVE.

Hahaha, his adorable shrug to Regina. SHENANIGANS <3

"You couldn't be more right, Henry."

I'm so glad they didn't try to drag out the reveal of Pan to another episode, because he seriously wasn't fooling aaaaaanybody.

Except for Henry. Oops?

It's so great how ominous they're being at the end of this episode, advancing on Henry like that...

Although Pan's "let's play!" is a lot less frightening when you know he literally means "let's dance around a fire and create a rhythmic ruckus" but hey. It still works for the ending of this episode, which is now... OVER!!

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! PEW PEW PEW!!!

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all of them for all your muses

fck u anna. at least i have a manageable amount of characters. #roASTED #jk #ily

Put a tarot card in my inbox and I’ll answer the question! // NOT ACCEPTING. (blame anna for that. jk i’ll probably answer some more of these)

bc u were a fcker i’m putting my answers under read more for the sake of people’s dashes. 

The Fool: What is the stupidest thing your muse has ever done?

Dany: Oh boy, the stupidest thing? Wow, that’s a lot to choose from for her. But the stupidest has gotta be when she was five and she superglued her hands together so she could have the greatest karate chop known to man. Now that was an interesting hospital visit. 

Sabina: Don’t know if this counts as stupid, but when she had kids way back when, she’d go through a list of names before she actually yelled at the right child. (She had four kids). 

Alexnder: Kissing a telephone pole in the winter because his older sister dared him to. She said if he did it, he’d get to kiss her friend who he had a crush on at the time. 

Dean: He is also a muse that classifies as doing a bunch of stupid shit. The stupidiest thing would be stealing a book from another dragon in the 50s. Never steal from a dragon unless you want to be dead. And yes, this was a dragon he slept with. No, he didn’t get a book, but he got stitches. 

The Empress: What would your muse name their children?

Dany: Well, as you know with being thany trash, you already know the names. But I’ll throw some out there anyways: Beatrice, Elanor, Rosie, Henry, Alexander (lmao yeah), Thomas, Benjamin, and Charlie. 

Sabina: She had four children and here are their names: Katrina, Phillip, Simon, and Rhoslyn

Alexander: Ella, Jackson, and Nora.

Dean: Never wants kids, but he had a little girl he never met and her name was Robin. 

fuck after doing two of these i’m already done jfc why did i take up this challenge to do all of them? Judgement: Would your muse ever go back to their most recent ex-lover?

Dany: FUCK NO (her ex-lover would be Dean). She has a Teddy, she is perfectly fine with that old Welsh plant nerd. 

Sabina: She’s had lots of “lovers”, I use that term loosely. She’d rather use the term companion, but she’s not activiely looking for one. To be honest, if her husband was alive, still, she’d want to be with him. (but yes she is very happy with Raphael)

Alexander: No

Dean: Maybe (it was Dany and yes he still loves her). NO

The World: What has been your muse’s greatest success?

Dany: Tbh, actually finding someone who loves her completly. (i’m a sAP OKAY AND SHE IS TOO)

Sabina:Well, she’s a CEO, so. 

Alexander: He read 40 books in one summer when he was twelve. 

Dean: He won a poker match based all on bluffs. 

The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your muse’s life?

Dany: The happiest moment of Dany’s life probably would be the moment when she was at her grandparents’ for the weekend back when she was nine. Her grandfather played old jazz, her grandmother helped Dany bake, and her grandfather started a flour war. The not fun part of that memory was having to clean the kitchen—they all did it, though. Even then, I guess, it was fun for Dany. 

Sabina: When she first held her first born baby, along with holding her children for the first time in general. 

Alexander: When he won a spar against his siblings back when they trained together. 

Dean: V-E Day. 

Wheel of Fortune: Does your muse believe in luck?

Dany: Yes, but she’s always shit out of luck. 

Sabina: No

Alexander: Yes. 

Dean: No

The Hierophant: What is one rule or law your muse would never break?

Dany: this is a toughy. Probably something to do with vandalism with CERTAIN (American) national monuments. Not all of them, but certain ones. 

Sabina: Well, now in modern times, theft. 

Alexander: Talking in libraries. 

Dean: Oddly enough, something to do with jaywalking

Strength: Name a time when your muse had to be strong in the face of danger or trouble.

Dany: Her whole life, basically. 

Sabina: When she lived on the streets with her sister. 

Alexander: He’s a hunter. So…

Dean: He was in WW2

The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?

Dany: It’s moribid, but for her mother to have died during childbirth. She feels, that if her mom had died during childbirth, she wouldn’t’ve had to go through foster care and her father wouldn’t be in jail. Her mom basically was the root cause of her childhood trauma. 

Sabina: for her family to still be alive. 

Alexander: To not be a hunter anymore.

Dean: To know his daughter. 

The Magician: What would your muse draw if given paper and markers?

Dany: Well, in canon, she can’t draw for shit. In some AU”s she can draw, but for her main verse? yeah stick figures. Something to do with Captain America, probably. 

Sabina: Lmao Raphael, probably, when he wasn’t looking. Joking with that (mostly). She prob would draw a still life of water lilies, i think. 

Alexander: Doesn’t like to draw. 

Dean: A stupid looking squirrel reading a book because he’s “nuts for knowledge.” bye. 

The Emperor: Name a time your muse has broken the rules.

Dany: Lmao. Uh. All the time. 

Sabina: Back in the good ol’ days, she stole food for her and her sister. Also, she’s old as fuck. I don’t have the time to go through all the times she broke the rules. 

Alexander: He has to break and enter into places as a hunter. 

Dean: He gambles illegally and does illegal shit all the time. 

FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY TO ANSWER how am i nOT DONE. 

Death: If your muse had to change something about themselves, what would they change?

Dany: Her past.  also to not be allergic to cats. 

Sabina: She’d like to be mortal. 

Alexander: His insomnia. 

Dean: His cowardance (yep. he’s a coward in the context of not seeing his daughter). 

The Chariot: If your muse ruled the world, what would they change first?

Dany: Make foster care a better system.

Sabina: Access to health care and food to be more readily available.

Alexander: Doesn’t want to rule the world. 

Dean: FIND THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA. 

The High Priestess: What is the smartest thing your muse has ever done?

Dany: She doesn’t do many smart things.  BUT to be sappy here—Probably letting Teddy in her life bc he’s helped her become a better person. 

Sabina: Helping those in need and also, preserving artifacts and art. 

Alexander: Not pissing off his sister when she was pregnant when he visited her and his brother inlaw. 

Dean: Leaving his longtime girfriend and daughter behind. He wouldn’t’ve been good for them in the 60s. 

Temperance: Would your muse remain calm despite the worst circumstances?

Dany: Depends on the circumstance. 

Sabina: Yes. 

Alexander: No. 

Dean: No. 

The Lovers: At what age did your muse first fall in love?

Dany: When she was seventeen, living on the streets. It was with a twenty-year-old woman who kept her under her wing when Dany pissed off the wrong person. She struggled with drug addiction, though, and Dany tried her best to care for her. (but if we want to actually go into how dragons actually love someone, it would be when she met teddy llmao so that would be when she was 24)

Sabina (awh shit i have to do math for this old fuck): When she was 37 lmao. She never really felt romantic love until she met her husband. Dragons don’t really feel that intense love all the time, it usually happens once. Idk if that makes sense. I’m going crazy answering all these. 

Alexander: When he was twenty three. 

Dean: fuck i have to do math for him too  dslfjk I don’t think he’s really fallen in love with someone. Then again that might just be me going crazy answring all these. 

The Hermit: If your muse were trapped alone on an island, name three things they’d have to have..

Dany: Well, she’d hate everything. She hates water. So tbh. Yeah. I can’t think of anything bc she’s too freaked out in my mind to even come up with anything. Yeah. Hahaha yeah. She’d rather die than get trapped on a damn island surrounded by water. 

Sabina: Sketchbook, pencils, and a compass. 

Alexander: A knife, water purifier, and probably a book of some kind. 

Dean: A pilot, a working airplane, and fuel for an airplane. There’s no way he’s getting stuck on an island. 

The Moon: Has your muse ever had something unexplained happen to them? If so, what?

are you really going to make me answer this?

Dany: Um. Well. Learning she was a dragon was one of them. 

Sabina: No

Alexander: Woke up on the other side of a state once, didn’t know how he got there. 

Dean: No

Justice: What’s something your muse has been dying to admit or confess?

Dany: She loves pop music. So much pop music. 

Sabina: Her favorite snack is one of those chocolate ice cream pops thing. 

Alexander: Hates the color fushia. 

Dean: Still loves likes hates Dany. 

The Hanged Man: Name a bad habit your muse can’t give up.

Dany: Burning things. 

Sabina: Peeling off a new manicure. 

Alexander: Biting his nails. 

Dean: Gambling. 

The Devil: What was the worst relationship your muse has ever had?

Dany: With Dean. 

Sabina: Probably with some painter in Italy during the Renaissance. He snored. Really loudly.

Alexander: He’s never really been one for relationships. He’s more so a one night stand kinda guy. 

Dean: With Dany. 

The Tower: What event would trigger your muse’s breaking point?

Dany: Her fear of water

Sabina: A reminder that she can’t save everyone. 

Alexander: Having to physically fight his family to get out of the hunting life.  

Dean: Meeting his daugher. 

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The Jashi scenario part 2

This one is slightly longer than the last but I promise if you feel like Cheesy cliché love scenarios then you will love this part Jashi Head canon scenario Part 2

Ashi still realized still had food in her mouth, slow gulped it down. Jack looking at her perplexed asks

“Umm…are you feeling okay ashi ? your face is red and you’re sweating”

Ashi realizing that Jack notices something is up practically grabs the napkin and start putting down her for head from the sweat

“Oh hahaha no yes of course everything is fine, it’s just I think there was something spicy in what I just ate”

Ashi then response to the information Jack has told her in more composed manner

“But yea I had know idea that’s adorable, thank you for explaining it to me”

Jack then chuckles

“Of course I’m glad I could clear things up”

And both continue to eat, the I small almost chipmunking voice called out to her saying

“Thank you for explaining that to me ? That’s all you’ve got to say ?!?”

Ashi taken by surprise looks around to see where the voice is coming from and the Voice calls out again

“Over here Hun”

As she looks down she spots a smaller version of herself in pink with wings sparkling standing on a floating piece of tofu in her miso soup. Ashi stunned by the sight gasps and shakes her head in disbelief

“uuuuh… am I imagining things or is there a small me in my soup”

Her smaller self replies

“Oh no I’m real sweetheart…to you at least”

“Who are you” ashi asks with A perplexed look on her face with one risen eyebrow

“Who am I ?!? Isn’t obvious you clueless woman, I’m your inner cupid” as she puts her hands on her hips and smiles back at her

Not knowing what to say in such a situation jokingly responds while whispering

“….ooooh boy is it possible that I ate so much that I’m beginning to hallucinate ? If that’s even possible….and What’s a Cupid ?”

The little Cupid ashi quickly responds

“Oh brother you’re so naïve, Never mind about that.. I’m here to help you with the situation that’s going on right now !”

“Situation ? What do you mean”

Cupid Ashi crosses her arms and starts tapping her foot as she narrows her eyes at her

“don’t play coy with me, nobody knows your feelings better than I do. You and I both know How you really feel about jack”

Ashi’s face becomes all flushed

“I mean come oooon you complimenting him on his “shave and haircut” TOTALLY came off as flirty”

“What ?!? I…I didn’t mean for it to come out like that, I was only”

As she puts of her hands on the sides of her head in embarrassment. Cupid Ashi then shoots her a look that could only be described as “you ain’t fooling anyone” Ashi’s eyes slowly begin to widen

“You can’t hide from your feelings sweetheart… it’s obvious that your heart is telling you that you have deep feelings for him…..you love him

”…..oh my goodness….I.. I really do, this feeling… I had no idea what it was but now I know …I really do love hi..“

She then cut yourself off and glances up to see if Jack notices her talking. He is still focused on eating his food. He then looks up to see Ashi and his staring at him. He then replies

“Oh, I am terribly sorry where my manners. (he picks up his plate that has katsudon on it (Fried pork cutlet with a little bit of egg and rice) Would you like to try some ?

She then responds with the shaky voice and bursts of nervous laughs

“oh urm haha sure of course I’d love to (she think grabs a plate of food on her side of the table and offers to share it with Jack too) Here have some of this too”

they both exchange plates is Jack happily excepts with a sincere smile on his face

“Why thank you ashi”

Cupid Ashi looks over at Jack and jokingly says

“Mmm ask him if he wants any soup (as she is still floating in her bowl) I wouldn’t mind being in his mouth (Rolling her shoulder and a seductive manner)

Ashi looks down at her and gives her a quiet “shhh” with her fingers pressed against her lips Cupid Ashi then turns her gaze towards her with her eyes narrowed and In a sultry voice says

“I know you wouldn’t either.. if you catch my drift”(as she winks)

Ashi all flustered sinks into her seat and glances back-and-forth at cupid and jack frantically

Cupid Ashi sighs and in a collected voice states

“Oh calm down will you, I just like to see that look on your face (as she slowly chuckles) he can’t see me anyway”

She then floats out of the soup inches in front of Ashi’s face

“S-so what do I do ? I’ve never felt these feelings before…I’m nervous”

“Just tell him !” Cupid Ashi yelled

“What ?! no, I’m… honestly afraid to, I don’t know if he’ll look at me the same way if I say how I feel about him”

“Well let me tell you this….if it hasn’t been a overtly obvious…he CLEARLY cares about you too ! more then just friends if you know what I mean, he’s gone out of his way saving your life multiple times and things he’s said to you like complementing on how you look and showing concern for you after you obliterated that entire army…I could go on. He honestly has feelings for you too…. (she gives A calm reassuring smile) don’t feel it’s a one-way street because it’s not, he’s probably just as nervous as you are to admit it… but let me be the first to tell you (points her finger at Ashi) do Not…I repeat do NOT bottle up those feelings! If you don’t tell him how you truly feel, it’ll destroy you from the inside out”

She quietly mutters to Cupid assuring her

“I will just…when I’m ready I will”

“well you better do it soon, because our fight with aku it’s just around the corner and the last thing you want is that lingering over your head. I’ll keep pestering you if you don’t. You can do it Later princess”

She then winks at her, then disappears in a puff of smoke

She then glances up at jack and continues to eat as she dwells on the conversation she just had.

Minutes pass by as they finish and are about to leave

“Ahhh that was amazing thank you again”

Ashi bows in gratitude to the owner of the restaurant

“Yes thank you for your hospitality” Jack replies and bows too

The owner bashfully replies “Awww come on no problem, it’s my pleasure samurai thank you for stopping by and glad you two enjoyed yourselves. Please come back anytime at all.

They both wave goodbye and continue on. Moments later they both spot a large building (the one that they appear to be walking through in the preview for episode 8) jack turns to Ashi and states

"Hmmm it appears that we will have to go though this building to advance forward in finding aku’s lair”

“Yea you’re right there doesn’t seem to be any way around it, parts of it seemed to have collapsed due to weathering” ashi says agreeingly

“I suggest we both be on high alert, this is a city of Aku..no telling what could be inside” jack says in a stern voice

“Got it”

As jack takes the lead ashi slowly trails behind him still thinking about what to say to him about her feelings

As they enter the building they are surprised to see that it still has a moderate level of power left, the sliding doors and most of the lights were still working.

Jack: hmmm for a place this old you would think nothing would work (he said jokingly)

“Yea, maybe it’s…haaaaunted bOoOoOo” Giggling as she’s making spooky gestures with her hands making light of the situation.

“Haha wouldn’t be my first time that’s happened”

“What” she says with a confused look

“It’s a long story (as jack remembers the family he saved from an evil dragon demon that haunted their house) we should look around for quickest way out of here”

“Right”

As they walk around kicking up rubble where ever they walked. It was unavoidable it was scattered all over the floor, as they began to search they noticed a staircase that headed up both though that maybe the best way out is up so they started walking up they past three floors until ashi slows down her pace. Jack wondered if she was okay

“Are you alright ashi ?”

“Well, I umm kinda well need to uh…(her eyes shift over and Jack follows her gaze and realizes she needs to use the restroom they stopped in front of)

"Oh ! yes of course go ahead I will wait for you here” (as he takes a seat on the floor)

She chuckles as she says “Thank you, I’ll be right out” and walks in

Jacks eyes slower narrow staring at her as she walked away and smile grew across his face. He Heard a voice say to him

“She a beauty, isn’t she ?”

“Yes, she is Jack paused when he realized who he was talking to)

His head turned to the right and sees his inner self from before talking to them only this time he has a beard and long hair and looks more calm and collected. The hallucination jack snickers and says

"Yeah ? She is what ?”

Jack looks at him in the perplexed manner

“What ? How ? Are you here”

Hallucination giggles and replies

“Jack, you only purged of the anger part of you away. I’m a separate part of your conscience just like the other three… now don’t change the subject, "she is” what now ?

Jack trips over his own words before he could form a sentence “A-a, well uh.. great !….yes that’s what she is”

The hallucination looks at him with and inquisitive look as one of his eyebrows raises up like he is disappointed in his answer.

“Oh ? Is that all ?

"Well, she is a great fighter but can also Be caring and strong willed and”

“You like her don’t you” the hallucination says interrupting jack with his hand under his chin smile or snarky like

Jack taken back by such an abrupt response defensively says

“What !? No, I don’t I…I mean I do but”

“Oh stop playing jack, I know you better then anyone…I mean I’m you for crying out loud, I know everything that goes on inside that noggin of yours (as he comically points to his head) so let me re-answer that for you… YES you do, also dare I say.. even more then like her if you know what I mean”(as he moves his eyebrows up-and-down and nudges his elbow against his arm

“What are you talking about ?”

The hallucination looking at him with a frustrated face “really, you still play dumb even though I am fully aware of how you feel towards her, listen…jacky boy, haven’t you gotten tired of playing the lone wolf ? I also believe she has proved herself to be The perfect yin your yang.. you sounds each other out perfectly. She’s a perfect for you in other words. Look at how much she has changed, she’s been moved by you… and even her being in your presence is giving you positive vibes and making you fell at ease. Plus ever since she saved you from offing yourself…I’ve seen the way she looks at you”

“She does what now ?!”

“Yes ! I’ve seen her look at you in a way that says "he’s more than a friend to me”

Jack slowly starts to let it sink in, noticing that both of them have gotten close as of late. He then has this weird feeling that had be recurring to him since she stopped him from committing suicide. He told her he liked her hair and dress, meanwhile his feelings were more “okay your outfit looks really beautiful” but was embarrassed to comment on her clothes because it’s also a comment on her body and just her looks in General.

Jack has the face of sudden realization that he feels something more for her

His hallucinations and brakes him out of his gaze and says,

“Look…. I know the other reason why you don’t want be involved romantically with someone, it’s because you’re afraid That their life will also be put in danger because they’re associate with you. however she is the type of person that can handle herself very well in a dire situation…I mean… she decimated an entire army trying to protect YOU ! Now I don’t know about you but when person lays their life down on the line for another like that…it’s and obviously sign that person cares deeply for the other, if they think of the safety of others before themselves ….well in my opinion anyway (as he looks off to the side awkwardly) she wouldn’t have come this far and have changed if she didn’t have feelings for you”

Jack clutches his chest and heart beats faster, feeling a sense of yearning …. A feeling that he’s felt all too often as he looks up in realization of his true feelings for ashi

He loves her too

“Oh my, you are right… The feeling I have for her is way different from any other woman I’ve ever encountered….I…I do love her”

Jack looks down as he rubs his forehead

“How can I be so blind and oblivious”

“Good I’m glad you’ve come to realize it because here she comes now”

Jack bolts up when ashi approaches

“Okay I’m sorry I took so long, are you ready to move on ?” As she fixes her dress

Jack nods his head and in a calm voice says “ready when you are”

As they’re walking away Jack glances behind him to see his hallucination giving him two thumbs up with the toothy grin. Jack them rolls his eyes and continues forward with Ashi.

As they’re about to reach the staircase for the next floor they realize the staircase has collapsed leading to the fourth floor. so jack searches for another way up and manages to find a hole in the ceiling The head probably caved in because of weathering but it was so high up and would requirethem to use their surroundings to reach it.

Jack walks around the hole sizing it up

“ it looks like we’ll have to use our skills to get out of this situation”

Jack eventually finds his way up and Ashi soon follows however when she went to grab the ledge it started crumbling beneath her hands, just before she fell Jack grabbed her hand and pulled her up. he did it so fast that he fell backwards and she fell on top of him chest to chest. They both pause and looked intensely into each other’s eyes for a moment then Jack says”

A..are you okay ?“

Ashi lets lets out a nervous laugh and says “yes I am, thanks to you”

Both of them let out soft laughter as well as slightly blush. then ashi bolts up realizing she’s been on top of him longer then she needed to be and gets on her feet and thanks jack again and moves forward with a gleeful smile on her face and arms folded across with her hands on each of her shoulders.

It then goes back to Jack and it slowly shifts to the side to reveal Jack’s hallucination was sitting right next to him.

His hallucination smirks and says “you enjoyed that didn’t you”

“Shut up (Jack says in a annoyed tone while still blushing)

He then gets up and continues walking with Ashi

End of part 2

The next part will either be the last part or second to last depending on how much I want to expand on it. If you’ve read this far I thank you again putting up with my sappy cheesy Jashi ship stories. I still have a strong feeling that they will end up together by the end of the series so that’s why I like making this stuff up.

ANYWAY watch out for the next part 👍🏻

[khayr]

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Cool Asks for Fic Writers

ANSWER ALL OF THEM.

oh my god lmao OKAY THEN!!!! I WILL

(it’s long, here’s a read more lmao)

1. Describe yourself how you would describe a character you’re introducing

She tugged the hood of her sweatshirt back as she approached, fingers threading through her ruffled hair to smooth it back down into place. After a moment her mouth curved into a wide grin, the smile reaching all the way to her eyes. As she came to stand with the rest of the group she shoved her hands down into her pockets, shifting her footing as she did so.

2. Is there any specific ritual you go through while/before/after your writing?

I listen to a lot of fanmixes (usually my own) to kind of settle into the mood for whatever fic/ship I’m working on. 8 ) usually a fresh cup of tea and a warm blanket are also a must, hahaha.

3. What is your absolute favorite kind of fic to write?

.................. fluff......................................

4. Are there any other fic writers you admire? If so, who and why?

I have a lot of really really talented friends!!!!! I admire a lot of their writing for various reasons honestly but I really love reading stuff that my friends write.

5. How many words can you write if you sit down and concentrate intensely for an hour?

I honestly don’t know bc this has never happened to me ever, hahaha...... I tend to jump around between a lot of tabs and etc.

6. First fic/pairing you wrote for? (If no pairing, describe the plot)

I’m 95% sure it was either a TMNT fic or maybe even my original runescape fic. I honestly don’t know. If it was TMNT it was definitely a shredder/my oc fic and the runescape fic is an iban/oc fic that I’ve started rewriting TWICE now lmao (the second rewrite is a slow work in progress rn!!!!!)

7. Inspiration, time, or motivation. Choose two.

Inspiration and time!

8. Why do you choose to write?

It’s funny because I had always wanted to be more of an artist than a writer, but definitely ended up putting more of my time into the latter. P: I’m glad I did though tbh. 

9. Do you ever have plans to write anything other than fic?

I did at one point buuuuut I’m not so sure anymore, haha.

10. What inspires you the most?

Really interesting characters/characters that maybe aren’t elaborated on as muuuuuuuch in canon as they could be!

11. Weirdest thing you’ve ever written/thought about writing/etc.?

I almost wrote a rwby sex pollen fic for april fool’s one year but I ended up trashing it three pages in someplace in the cesspool of my gdocs hahahahahhaa

12. A fic you wish you had written better, and why?

A lot of my Dredd stuff probably, but a lot of those are a couple years old now so it’s more of an “I’ve improved a lot since then” sort of thing. I’d like to revisit that fandom at some point down the road if I get some good inspiration.

13. Favorite fic from another author?

believe it or not I don’t have an answer for this one because there are so many fics I’ve read that I adore and I really just couldn’t pick one to put here :’)

14. Your favorite side pairings to put in?

This honestly doesn’t happen in a lot of my stuff because I tend to focus on one character or one pairing!

15. Your guilty writing pleasure?

..................... injuring my own characters lmao. ): im awful to them. right now in my wow ficlet thing I’ve got going on my poor hunter is sporting a black eye and healing three cracked ribs + a torn meniscus like when am I gonna leave her alone hahaha

16. Do you have structured ideas of how your story is supposed to go, or make it up as you write?

what is this “““structure””” u speak of........ (on occasion, yes, but most often no!)

17. Would yo describe yourself as a fast writer?

depends on how bad I want to get the fic out honestly, hahahahaha

18. How old were you when you started writing?

5th grade? 6th grade? something back then lmao

19. Why did you start writing?

every pre-teen wants to write a self-insert fanfic let’s be real here

20. 4 sentences from your work that you’re proud of

this is from ‘the road is long and winding’ which is my wow ficlet collection about my hunter (my namesake lol) (it’s gay. and cute.)

“ Huntmaster ,” she finally said in mock surprise, leaning forward with a faintly impish smile on her face. “I’m sorry,” Khayr blurted out, averting her eyes in a last ditch attempt to save even a tiny shred of her dignity, “I shouldn’t-” Beside her Thalyssra chuckled softly and reached for one of her hands to take it in her own, fingertips tracing the thin white scars that littered the hunter’s fingers with mild interest. Khayr went quiet and allowed her to do so, lips barely parted as her scrambled apology died on her tongue.

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The ‘Lysandre needs to be punched even more than he does in the actual anime canon AU’? :p

Hahaha, that is a bit wordy, but it isn’t inaccurate. I mean, really---

As two agents of Team Flare led Champion Stone and Manon to a small room where she could stay while her chespin recuperated (“recuperated” might have been a better way to put it, but Lysandre had always felt that air quotes were juvenile), Augustine turned back to Lysandre, his gaze hard. It was, Lysandre thought, possibly the fiercest he had ever looked, though Lysandre couldn’t say that his anger was much more intimidating than Alan’s. If Alan was as intimidating as an angry charmander, then Augustine was a rockruff trying to pass himself off as a lycanroc.

“Come with me,” Lysandre said, and he gestured for Augustine to follow him down the hall, in the opposite direction from where the Flare agents had led Champion Stone and Manon. “We can talk along the way. What did you want to discuss?”

As he had when Lysandre had first found him standing in the corridor and asked him what he was doing there, Augustine opened his mouth to reply, took a breath instead, and closed it for a moment before responding. He was choosing his words carefully, and that Lysandre could appreciate. Only fools plowed ahead without thinking the matter through, and despite what his taste in fashion suggested, Augustine had never been a fool.

“I thought I made that clear a few moments ago. I want to talk about Alan. Where is he?”

Augustine had made that clear, having followed ‘I need to speak with you’ with ‘Where is Alan?’, but Lysandre had sidestepped the question with Manon’s unwitting assistance (for sobbing ten-year-olds were difficult for most people to ignore, much less Augustine Sycamore), and had hoped that feigning ignorance would cause Augustine to back down or avoid the topic himself. But luck, it seemed, had decided not to favor him in this instance, and so he pretended to consider the question a moment before he answered.

“I’m not certain. He may be in the medical bay, given that his charizard no doubt needs rest after the gauntlet they just ran. He may be gathering supplies for his journey. He might have already left. I lost track of him after I was informed of the situation surrounding Manon’s chespin. He could be anywhere, really.”

“But he’s here.” It wasn’t a question, and Lysandre glanced to his right to see that Augustine had not only fallen into pace beside him, but that he was staring up at him with an unwavering stare. “You may not know exactly where he is, but you have a general idea.”

“He may not be here,” Lysandre said. “He might have already left.”

“Even if he has, you know how to contact him. You’ve always known how to contact him.”

Once again, Augustine wasn’t asking, and now Lysandre could hear a faint tremble in his voice. By this point they had reached Lysandre’s office, yet although Lysandre opened the door and gestured for Augustine to enter, Augustine stopped just outside the entrance, his fingers curled into fists. Lysandre frowned, as much at the pose Augustine struck as his defiance. Lysandre knew that Augustine and Alan weren’t actually related, but right then the resemblance was uncanny.

“What is it, specifically, that you want?” Lysandre asked.

“I want to know why you lied,” Augustine said, and this time his response was immediate, sharp, as if it had been burning on his tongue. “You knew where he was and what he was doing this entire time, and yet you---”

“I never lied to you,” Lysandre interrupted.

Augustine huffed a laugh of disbelief. “That, itself, is a lie.”

“No, it isn’t.” A thread of annoyance coiled through him, though Lysandre kept his voice even. “You never asked if I knew where Alan was, or if I had heard from him, and as such I never told you that I didn’t. I never lied to you.”

“Lies by omission are still lies, Lysandre. Surely you’re smart enough to realize that. I know you are.”

Lysandre glanced over Augustine’s head. The corridor was empty save for the two of them, but Lysandre hadn’t been lying when he said he didn’t know specifically where Alan was. The last thing he needed was for Alan to wander into the hallway with Augustine standing right there. He gestured into his office.

“Semantics aside, it’s poor decorum to argue in the middle of a hallway. Come into my office if you wish to continue this conversation.”

Augustine glared at him for a moment more, yet then turned and entered the office. Lysandre allowed himself a small smirk at Augustine’s back as he stepped in and shut the door behind him. The moment the door snapped shut, Augustine turned back to face him, and Lysandre made sure his smirk was gone the moment their eyes met.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” Augustine demanded. “You knew how worried I was about him. You’ve known since he first went missing---though he was never truly missing, was he? He was working for you. You brought him on as your employee, and yet you never told me. Despite all the times I brought him up, you never said a word. Why?”

“I didn’t believe it was relevant,” Lysandre said, and once again Augustine’s expression was aghast. “You never asked, and I tend not to go into my employee roster with people not affiliated with Fleur-De-Lis Laboratories.” 

“Your employee---? Lysandre,” Augustine laughed incredulously, “he isn’t just another employee on your roster, he’s my son---”

“He isn’t your son.”

“Yes, he is,” Augustine snapped, and if he had looked fierce before, that was nothing compared to how he looked now. Lysandre was almost impressed. “He is in all the ways that matter, and you know that. You had no right to keep this from me. You have no right to do any of the things you’ve done.”

Lysandre took a deep breath to give himself a moment to think, and crossed his arms. “Even if you do consider him to be your son,” he said slowly, “that doesn’t give you the right to be informed about every aspect of his life. Alan’s business is his own, and I did not---nor do I---need your permission to employ him here.”

“This isn’t about whether or not you needed permission, and you know that as well, so stop deflecting.”

“I’m not deflecting. The matter we’re discussing is whether I was wrong in not telling you about Alan’s service here, and my point is that I wasn’t. You never asked, and even if you had, it isn’t up to me to keep you informed of Alan’s business. He’s capable of making his own decisions---”

“He’s a teenage boy---”

“He’s an experienced trainer, and as such there is nothing wrong with me employing him,” Lysandre said, though in truth Alan hadn’t been that experienced when Lysandre had brought him on. He hadn’t been a rookie, to be sure---he had given Lysandre’s Flare agents more than enough of a hard time to prove that much---but compared to Lysandre, he practically had been. Nonetheless, it was nothing that rigorous training for both him and his then-charmeleon hadn’t been able to fix, and if the mega evolution gauntlet he had just conquered was anything to go by, he was more than experienced now. If anything, perhaps Alan’s charizard was a little too strong for Lysandre’s liking.

“There’s something wrong when he drops out of contact for two years, coincidentally right around the time he must have entered your service,” Augustine said. “There’s something wrong when he was only thirteen when you employed him, he’s only fifteen now, and yet he’s apparently risking his life on a regular basis. Steven Stone told me what happened in Hoenn. He told me that Alan nearly died.”

Ah, and there it was---the missing link for how Augustine had found out in the first place. Lysandre cursed himself for not seeing it coming, though in fairness to himself he didn’t know how he could have. He hadn’t pegged Champion Stone as a gossip (although, he thought, perhaps he should have---it always was the pretty ones, after all), and even if he had, he wasn’t aware that Augustine knew him. There was no way he could have known that Champion Stone would call Augustine the moment he was out of Lysandre’s sight, but he still couldn’t help but want to kick himself for not nipping this problem in the bud when he had the chance.

“He didn’t nearly die,” Lysandre said. “He was an asset in---”

“How would you know? According to Steven, you weren’t there, and you never asked after his condition once he was injured,” Augustine said, and Lysandre scowled at his interruption. “Speaking of injuries, Steven and Manon also told me that he injured his shoulder prior to the battle that nearly killed him. How is his shoulder doing? Did he have it treated?”

“I didn’t think it necessary,” Lysandre said, and Augustine glowered at him. “He said he was fine.”

“He’s fifteen, Lysandre. You are an adult. When he sustains an injury like that, you shouldn’t take his word for it.”

“So I should regard him as a liar? I should disrespect his thoughts and feelings in favor of what I believe is best?”

“That isn’t what I’m saying. Don’t twist my words.”

“Then don’t condescend to me about how I treat my subordinates.”

“He isn’t your---!” Augustine began hotly, but he cut himself off mid-sentence, and took a deep breath through his nose. It truly was the most angry Lysandre had ever seen him, and he had to admit; now that Augustine had been riled up, he did look a bit more lycanroc than rockruff at the moment. Just a bit. “You have a way to page the employees who work here, don’t you? Call him. I want to see him, and I want to make sure his shoulder is properly taken care of.”

“His shoulder is fine.”

Augustine glared at him. “We’ll see. Call him.”

“With due respect, Augustine, I don’t follow orders from anyone,” Lysandre said, and he returned Augustine’s glare in kind. “Not even you.”

“With due respect, Lysandre, I am not in the mood to play,” Augustine said. “Forgive me for not framing my request as politely as I could have, but my son is injured, and I haven’t spoken to him for two years. I need to see him, and you know how to contact him. Considering you have lied to me about his whereabouts and activities for the past two years, and actively led me to believe he was missing, I believe you owe it to me to summon him here so that I can see for myself that he is all right. So, if you would be so kind, call him, please.”

Augustine’s voice was taut and brittle; despite his polite language, his request wasn’t much of a request at all. But Lysandre could see that he wasn’t about to back down, and there were no real deflections left open for him any longer. With a sigh, Lysandre strode over to his desk and picked up the receiver of his desk phone before he punched in Malva’s extension.

It only took two rings for her to answer. “What can I help you with?”

“Professor Sycamore would like to speak with Alan,” Lysandre said, and he met Augustine’s eyes as he said it. “Send him to my office.”

On the other end of the line, Malva laughed, and Lysandre was glad he had the foresight to call her from the desk phone rather than his Holo Caster. No matter how intensely Augustine glared at him, there was no way he would be able to hear her response.

“Well now, this is an interesting turn of events. Whatever are you going to do?”

“I see,” Lysandre said. “Thank you for letting me know.”

“So that’s how you’re going to play it? Pity. It’s so boring. Well.” Malva sighed. “I suppose there’s always time for more interesting developments later.”

Lysandre hung up the phone.

“Well?” Augustine prompted.

“He already left,” Lysandre said. “It isn’t surprising. He’s very dedicated to his work---incredibly determined to see it through. It’s one of his finer qualities.”

“He’s injured, and his shoulder isn’t going to treat itself,” Augustine said instead. Lysandre fought the urge to roll his eyes. “You have a way to call him on the road, don’t you?”

“His shoulder clearly isn’t bothering him if he has decided to keep traveling,” Lysandre said. “He’s fine, Augustine. Isn’t that what you always believed? You weren’t wrong.”

“Yes, I very clearly was. Do you or do you not have a way to contact him?”

“Whether I do or not doesn’t matter. I can assure you that his charizard has already taken him far enough away by now that he won’t be able to double back tonight,” Lysandre said. Augustine opened his mouth to reply, and Lysandre cut across him. “I promise you that he is fine. I wouldn’t lie to you.”

“You already have,” Augustine said.

“We can stand here arguing semantics all night, but it won’t do either of us any good,” Lysandre said. “But Alan’s work will. He is working toward a greater purpose, working to use the very same mega evolution energy that you have dedicated your life to researching in order to make the world a better place. You should be proud, Augustine. What he’s doing is for the best.”

“That isn’t how Steven made it sound,” Augustine said.

“No? Well, I suppose that isn’t surprising,” Lysandre said. “But with all due respect to Champion Stone, I believe I have a better idea of what we’re seeking to accomplish---and what Alan is assisting us with accomplishing---than he does. I can assure you, when we are finished, the world will truly be a more beautiful place.” Lysandre paused, and then affected a smile. “Surely the years of friendship between us must put some merit behind my words for you.”

Augustine considered him for a long moment. “Out of respect for the years of friendship between us, and out of concern for Alan, I want to believe you,” he said. “But in all honesty, Lysandre, in light of all the lies, I’m not so sure that I can.”