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By the way, I am also not dead 🙂

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did you show him your socks tho

I have a very important decision to make before I leave for EpicCon. What kind of socks should I bring?

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Q: Have you ever tied someone on a utility pole and left them there?

A: You mean that's not what we ALL do on Saturday nights??

So I just found an old board game my siblings had, that has questions that you should answer truthfully, and which are supposed to be either raunchy or generally make you feel awkward. Here are some of my favourites.

- Have you ever pretended to be an expert in martial arts?

- Have you ever taken money from a child’s piggy bank because you were short on change?

- Have you ever counted how many condoms a friend had in their home, then counted them again the next time you visited your friend?

- Have you ever bought a CD from [children’s songs band]?

- Have you ever wished you looked more like Lara Croft? (Yes, it’s a 10+ year old game)

- Have you ever bought a CD with Eurovision songs? (So naughty!)

- Have you ever fallen off a bar stool?

- Have you ever turned your phone off for a whole weekend? (So naughty!)

- Have you ever kept a book from a library and never given it back? (Who hasn’t?)

- Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? (Good old heteronormativity… yours truly kissed girls while playing spin the bottle at 12)

- Have you ever hidden someone’s car so they couldn’t find it? (????)

- Have you ever used the phrase “Come here often?” when trying to start a conversation? (Lol)

- Have you ever told a horrible cook that their food was delicious?

- Have you ever given a fake alibi? (I would be worried…)

- Have you ever eaten dog food? (… I mean… what are the odds of someone even doing that…)

- Have you ever flirted with someone while stuck in traffic? (???)

- Have you ever watched three soap operas back to back in one night? (bitch how things change)

- Have you ever bitten your own toes? (???)

- Has your own snoring ever woken you up?

- Have you ever felt scared of Dr. Who?

- Have you ever stood on one foot on the scale, hoping you’d weigh less? (???)

- Have you ever sunbathed in your garden? (*bell rings* Shame!)

- Have you ever considered chocolate to be better than sex? (All fucking time, bitch)

- Have you ever fallen madly in love while on vacation? (Shameful!)

- Have you ever tied someone on a utility pole and left them there? (???)

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Little Known Fact: This video doesn't have any music added to it. That's just Colin's theme song. It plays in the background wherever he goes. Except when he's being silly. Then the Benny Hill theme plays. You're welcome.

Via EpicCons’ Instagram Story on 8th June 2025

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Coliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

Gods, I've missed that smile ❤️

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ouat text posts: pt. 10/?

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You liked the power, didn’t you? / No, I just did what had to be done. / Oh, well, if that were true, then why didn’t your kiss stop that? Tasty, it’s it? The darkness.

➤ every CAPTAIN SWAN kiss ONCE UPON A TIME | S5E2 “The Price”

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100 days of killian jones: day 6

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Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

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my completely irrational need to put Colin's face on things

and

my complete laziness and lack of fun customizable things in the world today

and also

my lack of funds to buy enough stickers with Colin on them

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Didn't want to barge in on OP's post so I'll make my addendum separately: I'm skeptical of the preoccupation with the theoretical "harms" of unpublished erotic fiction, produced by amateurs, without profit, in typically sequestered if not outright clandestine spaces. Or the motivations that factor into its creation. People are complex, horny, and they like to make stuff. They are probably a lot more reflective about it than any of the handwringing takes I've seen give them credit for. "Legitimate" art and racy fanfic alike are both rife with genre formations that we recognize for their "constructedness" and artificiality, as exaggerations or pastiche, or that simply announce themselves as part of a given lexicon of fictional convention. The idea that playing with the fantasy distortions of a trope would necessarily be a reifying rather than deconstructive activity is, to me, ungenerous to the point of caricature. It presumes a thoughtless, almost nefarious indulgence we rarely attribute to other forms of authorship. We consider representations of graphic violence in television and film to be themselves quite considered, as conscious aesthetic and narrative decisions. And yet some people seem to treat it as self-evident that erotic art must be less dimensional in its expression, that it poses unique or egregious hazards because it has the capacity to provoke more than exclusively intellectual stirrings. This has only ever struck me as a very sad and regressive and boring attitude.

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captain swan text posts pt 7

(pt 6)

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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