#Armand is a superior father to Lestat which is hilarious bcus he’s mf Armand

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The BETA VIRGIN dilf Lestat (turned a five yr old into a vampire for fun despite knowing that this will end badly and raised her so terribly she tried to kill him. Wants to be a dad desperately but doesn’t have the patience or maturity to be good at it.) vs the ALPHA CHAD dilf Armand (adopted a traumatized adult woman and 12 yr old child and planned to send the child to private school and set them both up for success in life before they were turned into vampires against his will. So upset about this that he screamed and cried to the point where he got restrained bcus he loves his weird kids selflessly and knows vampirisms fucks u up.)