#BE WARNED‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥

[sawdusst]

DUDE NEXT SPLATFEST THEME WAS ANNOUNCED SPLATOWEEN THEMED THIS TIME

Which would be the best friend?

Zombies, Skeletons, or Ghosts?

IM STILL NOT SURE IF TO PICK SKELETONS OR GHOSTS BUT IM LEANING MORE TOWARDS GHOSTS 😭😭😭

Wbu?? 👀👀

YOOOOOOOO

i-i-i'm sorry dude 😥😥😥 I hope we can still be friends after this... /j /lh

BECAUSE I'LL BE ON TEAM ZOMBIE RAHHHHH 🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

or ghosts, i might choose ghosts since I think they'd make a fun friend. but I also like zombies so I'm really leaning towards that team ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[raindropsyndrome]

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OLD MAN YAOI⁉️IN MY CHARACTER LINE UP⁉️WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAPPY ENDING‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

[tmnt-reticent]

Reticent got through the second round of the @tmnt-iteration-compeition ! So here’s the incentive I promised!!! (Rest of the post under the cut as it’s pretty long chdkhdkshfj)

Donnie won the poll!!! He’s my favourite guy so I was pretty glad hehe there’s a lot I want to talk about regarding him. I wanted to spoil smth from Season 5 but since it’s the last season it hasn’t had a lot planned out for it yet. So I decided to spoil smth from S2/3 along with part of the Season 5 thing!!! (The episode has had a decent amount planned for it but not to the point I could properly ramble about it and have it make sense dbkdbskchfk-)

During Season 2, Donnie is constantly having to rebuild the Foot Clan’s weapons as they keep getting broken by Raph, who’s looking for him. Due to this he’s barely getting any sleep in between repairs, training and doing the Purple Dragons work (Which they dumped on him as soon as they realised he wouldn’t fight back). So when he finally gets a breather, he decides to start work on something he refers to as the foot bots, which will learn the aggressor’s moves and hopefully lead to less work for him as they’ll be far more difficult to beat than a regular foot soldier. He never gets to the stage where he’s able to actually start creating them as he never gets a chance to present the blueprints to Shredder for approval before uh. The stabbing. But the purple dragons find them and present the idea as their own, getting approval to start creating them immediately.

In Season 3, Ret Donnie gets into a fight with Leo and leaves the lair for a bit to let off some steam, and that just so happens to be the night when the prototype of the foot bot is being deployed. Donnie sees it attacking a random bystander (Timothy 😈💥💥) and goes to help him, telling him to run before beating the absolute shit out of the foot bot in a fit of rage (both at himself and the foot clan for creating that thing). Karai turns out to be nearby as she was sent out to make sure the test run went well and to retrieve the bot in case anything happened and they have a talk. It’s quite pleasant for the most part, Karai making sure he’s being treated well, that he’s healing nicely, etc. But she tells him to stay out of anything regarding the Foot Clan from now on, partially because she doesn’t want the Shredder finding out he’s alive, but also because she won’t be as gentle next time. He’s an enemy to the Foot Clan now, after all. Donnie doesn’t adhere to this warning however, his guilty conscience over allowing something like the Foot Bots to be created leading to him trying to hunt them all down.

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Season 5’s premiere follows directly after the events of the Season 4 finale. Leo thinks that it had something to do with Karai, so he starts to interrogate Donnie regarding her location, which he doesn’t want to reveal as things with them are already not the best and he can’t take ruining their relationship even further. As Leo continues to grill him, backing him further and further into a corner whilst the others shout over each other trying to get him to stop, Donnie unlocks his ninpo under all the stress. None of the turtles have been really able to control their powers when they first get them, and Donnie is no different, his ninpo going haywire. Instead of letting him read others minds, it allowed others to enter his.

Thats right its an E-turtle of the Spotless Mind/Journey to the Centre of Mikey’s Mind episode‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ (it has aspects of both but I think it’s a bit more similar to the latter)

The group begin at the edges of his mind, where shit has clearly gone down. Massive books tower over them, the pages scribbled on and burnt at the edges, some pages completely missing. It takes a second for them to realise what they are but Mikey realises first given how many things he’s said are written within their pages. They’re rule books of some sort, filled to the brim with every order and correction Donatello has been given over the years. Although, of course, some of it contradicts, and the turtle desperately tried to figure out which one he actually should be following, leading to the plethora of scribbles across the majority of the pages as he attempted to make sense of it all. This leads to Mikey feeling incredibly guilty as he knows he can’t keep making excuses for himself, hiding everything under a guise of trying to be helpful. He was trying to change his little brother, he was trying to *fix* him, and it had been tearing him apart for years.

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I have a few things planned out past that but I don’t exactly know how to talk about them without having everything planned out so I’m gonna leave it there!!! If you do have any questions regarding anything I’ve said here though please do ask!!! I love talking about Reticent :D

[the-illiterate-pirate]

HAPPY 1,000 FOLLOWERS! Now write sub bottom whiny needy Blackmore headcanons it's Ur treat

ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡

SGSHSUSH THANKS BESTIE. Warning for the most self indulgent smut underneath the cut.

Also link to my celebration post

Blackmore NSFW HCs ♡

• Voice kink go brrrr 🗣️

• K so in my expert opinion this mf would be SO FUCKING LOUD when he gets overstimulated. It's never words, it's only broken gibberish paired with a lot of moaning and whimpering

• WOULD HE START CRYING?? MAYBE... AM I INTO THAT??? MAYBE .........

• Before he gets to that point, he's all begging and pet names, like "Sugar", "Darlin’", "Honey pot" GODD this man is southern. Don't tell me otherwise. The accent 🤤

• Loves having his hair pulled, it's never out of his ponytail so you get a built in leash HAHA

• He's like, 95% sub, but that 5%,,,,,, but just because he's on top doesn't mean he's not pathetic as fuck still

• Fucks like a rabbit if he's on top

• Throws your damn legs in all kinds of directions you didn't even know they could bend. His fav position with him on top is definitely the mating press

• Oh shit right these are meant to be bottom HCs

• Honestly he's so easy to boss and push around. He's used to it already with Val, at least this time around he's getting his dick wet (maybe... if you're generous)

• Will beg on his knees sniveling and whining for a crumb of cock/cunt

• No qualms with being on the receiving end, although he's an old fashioned man and believes it's a little strange, all of those ideas are flying out the window the moment you stick whatever up his ass

• Stick shit in his MOUTH 🗣️‼️‼️

• Mf gets drool everywhere, he doesn't care. Always gawking, mouth open, in awe, amazed

• Cannot for his life take a compliment but y'all KNOW he is drowning you in praise, talking about how amazing you are

• Did I mention the biting. He bites. Everything. Anything. Beware.

• But like. Totally put your fingers in his mouth. It's hot.

• TWO PUMP CHUMP AND YOU WILL RESPECT THAT ‼️‼️

• After sex he is out like a lamp thrown at a wall. Immediately. As soon as he hits his pillow. Don't expect aftercare. He totally would!!.... if he wasn't sawing logs,,,,

• Says "‘m so~rry for coming so soon~" 💳💥💥

• Def calls you "Sir"/"Ma'am" 💳💥💥💥💳💥

[rainyraisin]

Warning I will be changing my username in a sec and it will be cute as fuck‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯💯💥💥💥‼️‼️

So uh yeah this acc was formerly raisondetre2012 💥💥

[pipelinelaserraygun]

I'm a Taxi driver. 🚖 Cabbies could easily have road rage everyday, but we wouldn't last long. We save the F-💣 (💥 bombs) until there's a MAJOR snarl.

The Bible doesn't say to stop your anger entirely, but to 🤔 choose wisely.

Are you going to draw a "line in the sand", like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego?

MUST ⬆️🙈⬇️ SEE, x2‼️

Compromised nightly news 📴-ers its propaganda arm that FEEDS 🐑 🐏 sheeple an iranian message of PRO- 🇺🇸 "Death to America".

When the 🗞️ stories FAIL to steer a 👿 satanic narrative, VERY FAKE news refuses impartial reporting, and/or the devil FORBIDS it.

CENSURE of the palestinian repeating an "extermination of Jews" 🗣️📢 rallying-cry is happening to conservatives and Christians likewise, and raises the question, "WHO decides what content DOES and/or DOESN'T have a platform?"

BTW: the video that was censored on YouTube is available HERE. Just scroll down a little FURTHER 👇🏼.

🍳🥓🥞🍔🍟 Part of today's meditation APPEARED on a breakfast/lunch setting at a diner, on Tuesday Nov. 7th.

I met Ambassador Gandalf at Denny's yesterday, not long after 🦇 I had received a ⬆️ YouTube censorship warning.

I'm upset at the gatekeepers of YouTube/ALL social media BIAS, in general, because they ONLY censor what outrages 👿 lucifer.

Towards the 🔚 of our meals, NOT created intentionally, an angry FACE appeared on my napkin as I was cleaning my hands at the table.

Unwilling to relinquish power, God will CONFUSE the babel power brokers of TODAY with their lofty aspirations to reach the heights of Heaven.

demo-🐀 RATS play dirty.

There are plenty MORE 🤬 IMPORTANT things to be angry, about.

What evil "benefactor" is making a killing, 📴 of OUR 💵 BORROWING 💵?

"Fear leads to anger." --Yoda

On Heaven's TRIAGE-board of priorities, battles AREN'T handled by child 🪖 soldiers.

Want 🌱 IN? Grow up, quick.

SPIRITUAL maturity ISN'T measured by age.