#Band names slightly altered to protect his privacy. I don’t want anyone finding him on YouTube

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In other news, I just found out that the guy I had very briefly as an English-as-a-second-language teacher in high school who spent the entirety of his lessons talking about his skate punk band “Tony Montana Jr.” and eventually got fired when we realized he didn’t know how to speak English at all has rebranded as a rapper and now raps over GarageBand beats under the name #mcblowhard (with the hashtag).