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chicago-geniza · 2 years

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>me gagging on the Mucinex Man & his entire extended family

>me googling "what makes the body produce too much mucus"

>google: severe asthma, chronic bronchitis, especially alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency

>phone alarm: don't forget to text sean back about pulmonary function testing for the severe asthma study & send your blood sample to the lab for alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency genetic testing tomorrow,

#shitty lungs disease #It's your shitty lungs!!!#on the bright side if my lungs are shitty enough the government has to give me money apparently #and also give me one of them sick vests that vibrates all the mucus out of your lungs #due to my allergy the mold might have given me #bronchiectasis that's how you spell it. there's a specific subgenre of it w/ allergic asthma & mold allergy & mold infestations #& it's characterized by this is very gross but coughing up brown mucus plugs that you can test for mold spores #but i'm going to see if they'll do that test & if it's positive i get to uh.#sue my landlord but not in the litigious American way in the way that is like. Make him fix the house so other people don't get sick #And return 3 months' rent probably #Bc he says it's perfectly habitable and I have pics that would have the EPA up his ass #He bought the house with money his parents have him also he's like #Not exactly hard up you know

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