it’s funny how we (or some of us) grew up watching these gents movie with our father / mother and how they used to be gushing over how talented they are and awesome the movie is and now as we got older…
oh don't bother me I'm not here for the jazzy prison riot, I'm here to talk to my wife, Simon Pegg, through the surveillance camera
Nicholas Angel looks like he could impersonate Lady Margot Fenring but the mask maker said no and died on him
Jeremy Renner's dream come true: shouting at Tom Cruise
Paula Patton doing the impossible: kicking ass in a mini pencil dress
(this bullet point is specifically dedicated to the brain cell in me who pretends it's a DJ and who decided to play „Sandstorm“ by Darude)
what we need is an explanation about at which point Benji underwent an aesthetic twink death DILF birth between this movie and Rogue Nation
Bogdan and Ethan are actually shippable but so are Ethan and Sidorov. imagine your enemies to lovers
The Impossibles [insert the swelling horns from the scene where Mr. Incredible found out about the deaths of his fellow supes]
EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. THE GADGETS. THAT BITCH WHO KILLED MY COLLEAGUE THAT I KICKED OFF THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE WORLD. KURT HENDRICKS. ME (almost)
Brad Bird seeks revenge on Pixar
Paula Patton looks great in aquamarine actually
“and I catch you” (Branji can I ship?)
Brandt tries to be tough but ends up being a cinnamon roll
Michael Giacchino's punny score saga, I lost count
Pluto is still a planet to me, Benji!!
how to straight flirt with a rich af bigwig who thinks every guy you hang out with is your bf
the sweaty Brandt shot hits different when you survive a heat wave
“oh I thought it was a bigger org but it's just two guys and one of them is a hopeless atomic sadboi”
Benji confesses his love to Ethan and shares his condolences about Julia in the fucking Kremlin. from Russia with love
“next time, I seduce the rich guy” oh Brandt don't you worry ;)
the one true MVP here is the airbag in that BMW Ethan used to nosedive to Hendricks's nuke case
Luther judging Ethan for saying MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED out loud is all of us
Benji truly has autism and it shows. his mouth is his third hand. he's in missions because Ethan likes him back. he sometimes mantra-izes his words into something worth repeating. shaky but focused
omg. Julia. alive. she knows. that her husband's new boyfriend is also a bit protective of her by extension