#ButtHandDisconnect
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xiaoxinlu · 11 years ago
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A conversation I just had with my wife
Me: Feel my butt.
*drops trou*
*wife reluctantly feels butt*
Her: Okay... and?
Me: It's warm right?
Her: Yes.
Me: Now, feel my hands.
*wife feels hands*
Me: They feel cold right?
Her: yes.
Me: Well, why the hell is that!? Why is my butt warm but my hands are cold?!!
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