#ButteredThoughts

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omg flashing the whole la squadra like no one's business 😭😭😭 also,,,, which of the boys do you think like thicc thighs👀👀👀👀👀

BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

I like to think that every single one of them appreciates thicc luscious thighs 😍

Risotto L O V E S thicc thighs. Having something fill his hands somehow assures him that he won't be breaking his partner so easily 😍 He'd grip his partner's thighs but only up to a point where they are comfortable. He wouldn't want to hurt them 🥺"Ah, sorry bedda. Please tell me if I'm hurting you so I can stop."

Formaggio, ugh this man practically salivates at the sight of his partner's supple thighs. And if they have the booty to pair it up with? He'll have his pants tightening up in no time if his partner flashes him their goods. "Come sit on my lap numnums. Ah c'mon I promise, no funny business 😉"

Illuso doesn't particularly like large thighs but he does appreciate their softness. If he had a partner that had large thighs, he'd be randomly pinching them just to feel how soft they are 😍 "Ow hey I wasn't even pinching that hard! Aw sorry patatina you know I couldn't help myself."

Melone finds wide hips and thick thighs extremely alluring and it could be because they have a direct effect on one's fertility; the perfect body structure for bearing his offspring 👌"So full and soft. Ooh~ I'm getting shivers. What more if you get even rounder with my child inside you, tesoro."

Pesci also likes how soft his partner''s large thighs would feel against his hands. He' d be staring at them all the time and his S/O would tease him about it, flustering him in the process. "O-oh um sorry, I didn't mean to stare again ah yeah I know it's alright but...they just look so soft!"

Ghiacco likes how his partner's thick thighs keep his hands warm when he's spooning his S/O. His hands would sleepily wander between their thighs, prying them open and just they think they were going to get some action tonight, they would hear light snoring behind them "urhurmmm... warm... *snore*" 💓

Prosciutto secretly loves large thighs. Like, the kind that could smother him or potentially crush his head if he happened to have it situated between them 🥴🥴🥴 He like the way how the softness spills in between his hands when they squeeze them. It's just-🥺 "Do you have that skirt I got you the other day? I'd like to see you wear them... that is, if you want to 👉👈"

Sorbet and Gelato. Ooooh these pair would be taking turns in slapping and pinching their S/Os thighs. They would probably tear up at the constant bullying but they know when to stop when they've done too much. They can't help teasing them! Especially with how cute they are when they whine their lovers to stop. "Aw are you going to cry now, Y/N. Don't be like that, I know you like this." " 'lato, stop. They' ve had enough. Would you like some ice cream, tesoro?"

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👉👈 Been in a bit of rut lately. Perhaps my followers can suggest scenarios in fics they want to see in the future? 🥺

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

"Happy Birthday Y/N!"

"Guys you didn't have...to. Are these coupons?...Why do they have your names on them?"

"Oh you can redeem an assassination with every coupon." Melone chirps, "Just write the name and details of the person you want and give it to your chosen hitman."

"😦"

"You only get 8 hits though, one from each of us, cuz Pesci made you a cake. From scratch!😀"

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

You had been dating Giorno for a while now and you always wondered why he constantly asks for your permission first before getting intimate with you. You decided to ask him one day about it and he answers with, "Oh, Bruno always told me that it's sexy."

"What is?"

"Consent."

I- 😩❤️😭

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La squadra brainrot and my endless love for children and romantic comedies got me thinking. So imagine this, single dad squadra falling in love with their child's kindergarten teacher 🥺

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️✨ My fav F/Os as D-D-daddies??

Get ready for some UwU scenarios with La Squadra Dream Daddies asdgf

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Oooh ♥️♥️♥️ Melone would be the dad that tries to be around the school whenever his work schedule allows it and is known as the parent who announces his presence loudly from the entrance 😂 Melone's attraction for his kid's teacher is poorly hidden with him visibly perking up whenever they bring his child to him. Every day he would take their hands, look them in the eye and earnestly thank them for taking such good care of his child when he is away. His child is really talkative and will have nothing but good things to say about their teacher when Melone asks them about their day. In the middle of his kid's excited recounting of their day, the child will share how they wish that their teacher would always be around the house and that they should marry their papa right away because he really reaaaally likes them. Melone would be thrown off the loop at being outed so suddenly but will be given hope when his child's teacher laugh and say, "Well it's a good thing we're both single then aren't we?"

I always like to imagine Risotto having a daughter that easily cries 😂. Idk, just the thought of an intimidating tank of a man crouching in front of his tiny daughter while rubbing her tears away with his thumbs or letting her hiccup over his shoulders makes my heart howl like there's no tomorrow 😭💖💖 Her teacher will follow Risotto's example and let them sob into their shoulders one rainy afternoon, swaying her from side to side and reassuring them that her daddy is on his way to pick her up soon and was just probably late because of the rain. Seeing his daughter quickly be soothed by their nurturing personality has Risotto's attraction for them increase two-fold. He knew then and there that he wanted them to be a part of his and his daughter's lives.

Illuso will be the dad who finds himself confiding his troubles as a single dad to his kid's teacher and while he sometimes feels like he's being such a burden by sharing his problems, the teacher always reassures him that it is absolutely ok and even encourages him to talk about it with them if he's comfortable enough to share more. The fact that his kid absolutely loves them was just a bonus. They were perfect. They made it so easy for Illuso to fall head over heels with their patience, empathy and kind smile. He's never felt such warmth from his former lover before and for them to provide it to him so selflessly makes him yearn for something more after being alone for so long.

Pesci's child is a born trouble-maker and stories of their antics are something that both he and the teacher would have in common to talk and laugh about during PTAs or in afternoons when Pesci would allow his kid to play longer in the playground after kindergarten hours. They will be quick to give him reassurance, even scold him when he feels like he's not doing enough for his kid to be a well-rounded person. Every kind word that leaves their lips is a strike to the heart for Pesci. They're so incredibly nice to him, who wouldn't fall in love with someone like them?

In Formaggio's case, he would fall in love with them the moment he lays their eyes on them. They look so much like his late lover it almost makes him believe that they were still alive. It was hard for him to keep himself away with the memory of his late beloved flashing with their every move when he observes them from afar. Their personalities can not be any more different though, and that alone snaps Formaggio out from his delusions that his late lover wil everl come back to him. He was glad he met them though. He can finally let go of the pain eating away inside him from losing the love of his life.

For Ghiaccio it all begins with his grandmother's recipe for her special almond cookies. He had his son take some as snacks to school and had apparently shared some to his teacher. His teacher loved the cookies and asked Ghiacco's son if his dad was open to sharing his recipe with them. Ghiacco was hesitant at first saying, "I'm not sharing your nonna's amaretti recipe just like that" but had a change of heart when his kid handed him a handwritten authentic recipe for Mustazzoli with a note at the bottom that says, "Perhaps a trade then?". And so began their quiet correspondence of shared recipes and personalized notes behind detailed instructions and drawn directions for where to get the best produce.Like Melone's kid, Ghiacco's feelings for the teacher will also be unceromoniously revealed by his son, but this time in the form of a drawing depicting him and his son's teacher sending love letters, as the child would call it, with little Ghiacco as the messenger of love. "Would you like to have dinner sometime?" read Ghiaccio on the latest shared note given to him by his son. He quickly looked at the wide-eyed child suspiciously, knowing how he may have had a hand in this sudden turn of events being how smart he is for his age. He shuffled through his Olaf bagpack and pulled out a piece of paper that had a number written on it before saying, "I got her telly number so you guys can call each other. Y'know like normal people."

Prosciutto probably didn't realize it but he fell in love with his daughter's teacher the moment he saw them give her a pep talk on her first day of school and actually manage to convince her to have him leave her. His daughter had always been fussy and it takes a lot of patience and time to actually get her settled for her to listen to him. They, however had managed to do this is seconds with their cheerful smile and soft words. The moment he realized he was falling was when this same teacher came up to his car window urgently tapping his window and asking him politely (but with barely concealed fury) to step outside when they caught him "smoking"(but really it was just mint candy that resembled cigarettes lol) in the car with his daughter in it. Prosciutto couldn't even put a word in at the flurry of words that left their pretty mouth. He didn't mind being told off by them though, it was obvious how much they cared for their students with how many times their concern for his daughter's well-being was brought up in their tirade. When he was finally able to explain that the cigarette was in fact candy, he couldn't help but chuckle at their mortified expression and the embarassment that came after. This person was interesting, he decided, he wonders if they were still single.

Gelato fell in love with his daughter's teacher the moment they mistook him as her kidnapper. He appreciates someone who knows how to fight and boy were they good at keeping him immobilized. Only when his daughter started crying to "let his papa go" did they release him from their chokehold. He was sure he was going to bruise from that. The redness on their cheeks and the hurried apologies only added to his attraction for them. How cute.

Sorbet also experiences the same situation as Gelato and will fall in love with the feisty teacher at first sight. He will commend anyone who has the ability to pin him face down on the ground being a professional in MMA himself and will be highly amused that the one person who was able to do so was his kid's innocent-looking kindergarten teacher. Looks to him like his kid is gonna have another person to call mama.

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Which members of the Bucci Gang are able to open stubborn jars? My weak-handed ass needs to know which boys/girl I can marry without having to call my dad every time I need to open one

Bruno

ever the reliable one, Bruno will simply zip open the jars for you and that goes for any product you have trouble opening/tearing apart!

If you actually want him to uncap one though be ready to catch a glimpse of his tummy because he always wraps the lid with his shirt before uncapping a jar

Doesn't have a decent explanation as to why he does the shirt thing but it works so he does it anyway

Abbachio

Abbachio has really sweaty hands so expect to see him struggle to open stubborn jars

Wipes his hands first before his attempt and gets really frustrated when his fingers slide against the lid

May also attempt Bruno's method and wrap a cloth (or usually his shirt 🤤) around the lid

Fugo

Knows the tricks of opening jars but won't tell you how

He likes how you depend on him even if it's as small as opening jars for you

It's the most interaction he can get with how shy he is around you

The go-to when you want jars opened

Mista

Has a really cool trick for opening stubborn jars!

He'll lightly tap the edges of a lid before easily uncapping a jar with a loud pop.

The pistols will hear the pop and immediately manifest to beg for food

Basically, you will have to share some of the contents every time you ask Mista for help

Giorno

Will have no trouble opening stubborn jars for you

Need that nacho dip opened? Of course, amore. Pop! Done.

Will also like how you depend on him for help for something as simple as opening a jar

So he tightly caps the lid back on

Narancia

Is super ecstatic to help you out and would voluntarily take the jar from you so he can open it

Actually he just takes the jar and tosses it to Mista or Fugo so they can open it

Totally takes all the credit

Will occasionally not be able to throw the container properly and end up with a mess

Trish

Doesn't want her nails ruined so asks one of the boys to do it

Will usually go for Fugo or Mista

Will take it from their hands after the deed is done and hand it to you herself

Will take the extra effort to soften the body if she demands help from Narancia

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BUTTEREDTHOUGHTS

Omg I always imagined Mista wearing a cross somewhere under that sweater! I'm not one to mix religion with fictional characters but I HC Mista going to confession for every sucessful kill he gets D: Hugh Jackman Van Helsing style and all that haha

Padre nostro che sei nei Cieli

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Formaggio and Illuso in denial that Ghiaccio ranks above them as the hottest member in the fraternity after Melone posted a poll on social media.

Melone: So, we have Risotto at the number one spot, no surprise there, taking almost half of the campus votes and next to him is...

Illuso: It's me. I can feel it. It's definitely going to be me.

Formaggio: Pshh you don't even socialize that much. How many girls in this campus do you even think know who you are? 🙄

Illuso: Hey! I'm trying give off the mysterious vibe. Ladies dig that.😏✨

Melone: Ohhh well this is a nice surprise.

Illuso: Nice surprise how?

Formaggio: Spill it beancake.

Melone: Apparently, our little freshman grabbed the number two spot. Didn't know he had it in him.

Illuso/Formaggio:.... What??

Melone: Yep. 32% voted for our very own ice gremlin.

👀 👀 👀

Illuso:...Noooo 😦

Melone: It's true.

Fornaggio: Noooo 😦😦😦

Melone: I can show you the-

Formaggio: Are we talking about the same person?

Melone: *nods*

Formaggio: Ghiaccio? On the number two spot on the hottest guy in this fraternity?

Melone: Yep

Illuso: Ghiaccio? Our Ghiaccio?

Melone: I'm pretty sure there's only one person in this campus named after literal ice.

Illuso: La Squadra Ghiacco? That Ghiaccio? *points to Ghia in the distance glaring at a group of giggling girls passing by*

Melone: Yuh huh.

Illuso: Wha-? Ho-?😵😵😵

Formaggio:....This can't be right. I want another poll.

Melone: Why are you both so surprised. He can be very charming when he wants to.

Formaggio/Illuso: When??

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Them: Are you lost, babygirl?

Us: Chill out sweetie baby, I'm just tryna show you some love.

Formaggio's line in the english dub is superior. Nobody can change my mind 😤😤😤

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Can I please get at least FIVE SECONDS to pull my underwear back every time a member talks because at this point, my granny panties are gonna make the descent towards the earth's core and it ain't planning to come back.

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Illuso silently watching you from the table as you struggle to get something from the cupboards. The corners of his lips will slowly rise the longer you amuse him with your futile attempts to jump high enough to reach for the item you needed. Formaggio would come in the kitchen ready to help you but Illuso will raise his hand stopping him and will gesture for him to leave you be before patting the open seat beside him so Formaggio can enjoy the show with him.

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

My grandmother loves sharing local superstitions and folklore so whenever it rains on a sunny day she would always exclaim "Oh, may kinakasal na tikbalang!" (Oh, one of the fae is getting married!/ A Tikbalang is getting married!) and now I can't get the image of Risotto covered in warrior tattoos while wearing furs and leather as he watches over his human bride whenever it rains on a sunny day out of my head.

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𝔻𝔸𝕀ℝ𝕐 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℝ𝕀𝔼𝕊

Here’s the Masterlist for my written works so far for the pipz having trouble on mobile!

#𝓘𝓷𝓴𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻

Dio Brando

Can’t sleep

Kindness

Bruno Bucciarati

Baker Series: I, II, III, IV, V

Swimming Lessons

Pining (NSFW!)

Leone Abbachio

Songbird

Cravings: I, II

Make-up

I’m back

Guido Mista

The Morning after

Sleepy

Can’t say No (NSFW!)

Second Time (NSFW!)

Giorno Giovanna

Hollyhocks series: I, II

La Squadra di Esecuzione

Tear (NSFW!)

Drunk Rice

Risotto Nero

Huntsman

Smooth

The door

Morning commute

Fate

Arrangements: I,II (NSFW!)

Nurse, Nurse

Prosciutto

Ugh Daddy please

Pull away

Denial series: I, II

I’ll see what I can do  (NSFW!)

Captivate

Sorry(altending)

Melone

Inexperience

I love you

Ponytail

Ghiaccio

Denial series

Snow Day

Gingersnap (NSFW!)

Worry

Formaggio

Natural

Sorry

Somethin’ Else (NSFW!)

Illuso

Bubblegum

Public (NSFW!)

Sorry

Diavolo

Familiar

Cioccolata

Cheer up

Squalo and Tiziano

We’ll get through this

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The Best of  #𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼

(hehe according to me)

Horny Thoughts for Jojo men series: I, II (NSFW!)

La Squadra: Dom or Sub (NSFW!)

La Squadra as Personal Trainers 

La Squadra thoughts on thicc thighs

La Squadra scenarios on Daughters’ periods

La Squadra as Masseuse (NSFW!)

La Squadra falling in love with their kid’s Kindergarten Teacher

La Squadra and Bucci Gang on public nudity

Bucci Gang thoughts on thicc thighs

Bucci Gang opening stubborn Jars

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Lotsofem: I , II, III, IV, V, VI, VII

Just La Squadra/Bucci Gang: I  , II , III, IV , V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXIX, XXX

Ghiacco: I , II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII

Prosciutto: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX

Illuso: I, II, III, IV, V

Mista: I , II, III, IV, V, VI

Abbachio: I, II, III

Giorno: I ,II , III, IV

Bruno: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI

Risotto: I , ii, III, IV, V , VI, VII , VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII

Melone: I, II , III , IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV

Cioccolata: I

Formaggio: I , II , III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII

Pesci: I, II, III

Wammu: I

Diavolo/Doppio: I, II

Dio: I

Fugo: I

Lisa Lisa: I

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I , II , III , IV , V , VI , VII , VIII , VIII , IX, X , XI, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XXXIII, XXXIV

updated as of August 20, 2020

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Spending summer on the beach with La squadra baes be like:

Me: I have the watermelons but I forgot to pack up a knife.

Melone: Allow me *hands watermelon to Risotto* Risotto, if you would?

Risotto: *grabs watermelon*

Melone: Do you have a spoon?

Me: *holds up spoon* I’ve never seen anyone cut a watermelon with a spoon before.

Melone: Oh hahaha no no no, the spoon is for you.

Me: Oh? Then how is he-

Risotto: *proceeds to crush watermelon against his chest with his arms*

Me: ( o 0 o )

Melone: You got a little- *wipes watermelon juice off cheek* ah grazie capo. Here’s you go, Y/N, enjoy your watermelon soup .

Risotto: It’s a little mushy. Sorry.

Me: *breaths* No..no, it’s alright.

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BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

The only time Melone is allowed in the kitchen is when the ingredients need dicing. He'd have a Junior the size of a baby in his arms and would have it poke the meat and veggies with its hands while making "boop!" sounds. When all the ingredients have been booped, he'll exit the kitchen dancing to go back and idk, maybe teach the baby junior the best places to stab someone or summin' 😶

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Tiziano is so pretty it should be illegal like wtf

Tiziano is g o r g e o u s ! Whether its in the manga version or in the anime version (I am partial to the anime version ❤️✨ hmm warm caramel colorsss), this man can wear any piece of clothing and still come out looking like a model 😭