#CHEESED TO FEET YOU?

[elminster-big-naturals]

don't let the name fool you, elminster is my grandpa joe from willy wonka. i'd fuck that old bitch up.

[cowboy-robooty]

imma be real with u guys i actually unironically love danganronpa but only the source content i hate 99.99999% of fan content so fucking much.

LISTEN THIS IS A HETALIA BLOG NONE OF US ARE BETTER THAN DANGANRONPAERS AND EVERYONE WHO IS UNAWARE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND DANGANRONAPERS TREAT KOKICHI THE WAY HETALIA FANS TREAT ENGLAND. EXCEPT WORSE. SOMEHOW 100000x WORSE

[doodle17]

Today I'm eating like a king

[puppyeared]

lemme just, *tweaks it like i would with a picture frame*

[rosyjuly]

trying to learn how to draw bodies so i'm tracing some f1 pics

[mitskiplier]

is this basketball or foreplay

[blindbisexualgoose]

I get out of my last exam to find out Netflix has canceled shadow and bone? do they want me to kill myself?

[kakusu-shipping]

Pre-relationship 4-6 for the Mario Bros.! (Or your favorite of those questions if you only want one haha)

Yes!!! More Mario Bros ramble!!! Blessed!! Thankyou!!

4. Who felt romantic feelings first?

Hard to say, sense they've always been like this. There's not a specific moment either of them could go back to and say when they fell in love, they've always loved eachother, you know?

Though Luigi was the first to recognize these feelings as romantic, and different than how he loved, say, their mom and dad, and that that was something important. Mario didn't think it mattered what kind of love they had, their mama had taught them Love is Love, so what does it matter, right?

This happened when they were like 7.

5. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Maybe not quiet resist, but Mario did consider it for a while.

Around middle school-ish age, 12 or 13, their mom sat the brothers down to explain the difference between Familial and Romantic love, and why that difference was important, kind of assuming they didn't really know the difference in their emotions yet.

The whole thing made Mario feel awful. He'd made his mother worry, his father angry, and worst of all he, the older brother, put Luigi on the line for his own selfish reasoning.

The only reason he didn't fully withdrawal from Luigi and stew in an early sea of self deprecation was Luigi rubbing it in Mario's face that he was right, that the love he has for Mario and the love he has for the rest of their family is different. He did an "I Told You So" dance and everything. He was right and Mario was wrong ha ha ha ha ha!

So yeah. Mario considered resisting his feelings for all of about 20 minutes before Luigi snapped him out of it, and reminded him why that would simply never work. Not for them.

6. If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

Mario doesn't believe in soulmates, he's a simple guy and not all that romantic in the grand scheme sense. Luigi on the other hand is all about Cosmic Connection and the "Over and Over again, life after life, I will find you, and I fall in love with you again and again" kind of cheesy nonsense. He'd be over the moon about it.

[the-cheese]

ARE YOU FEELING VENGEFUL?

THEN COME DOWN AND

CHEESE YOUR FUCKING FEET MORON

You thought I was going to share how to revenge someone

No

How dare you

Cheese would never

But your feet?

They’re as good as gone

They will be taken by the dairy bacteria and sold to the cream demons, the rival street gang. (you know them, dont worry.)

We will never be stopped

Attempted betrayal from cheese will result in immediate cheese Ray obliteration

How’s that for cheese sauce?

[dogueteeth]

I've gotten so used to people jumping up ahead of me and not letting me off the bus in time that I've become accustomed to wielding my backpack like a mace to fend them off

[minty-bubblegum]

My neighbor calls me chebread

[terrainofheartfelt]

idk what that pedicurist did but my busted up heels are now crack free

[lightningmcqueenstan]

my cousins just replaced their pool deck no one speak to me im in mourning

[be-good-to-bugs]

my love cannot be bought with 72 boxes of mac n cheese. do keep sending them though ♡

[dogwisdoms]

Note to self: it is a bad idea to attempt to trim the puppy’s nails on the bed (just before turning in for the night) using grated cheese to placate him.

[polarfarina]

I am really sore from work I wish riding five hours in the car didn't require having your feet on the ground