#Cant wait to have sex with robots

[deluzzie]

very quick self portrait for new years

[greentrickster]

What if Tramsformers existed in the same universe as Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu (airplane got drunk and thought: yeah, cool space robots in a Xianxia setting. This is gonna be great. Thanks airplane).

Bingqiu and Moshang live long enough to (re)reach modern day and the autobots and Decepticons begin fighting on earth.

Luo Binghe sees this and decides love* can solve this conflict and immediately decides to matchmake Megatron and Optimus (along with several other bots and cons).

SQQ and SQH watch in fear and anticipation because with that Protagonist Halo of his he might actually succeed!

*well, live and sex (cmon it’s Binghe we’re taking about). The world runs on porn logic (again, thank you airplane bro) so it’s probably gonna happen. SQQ doesn’t wanna think about it. SQH does.

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Anyway, silly little idea. Nice seeing you reappear on my dash, haven’t seen you since the SVSSS x Way of the Househusband crossover.

Ayeeeeeeee~ Cullen, been awhile! And dang, has it been that long? Frick, I think you missed an entire AU if that's the case!

Also, fun idea! It'd be doubly cool if the transformers all had a slightly xianxia cant to their designs in this version of events, sort of like those figures of Star Wars characters redesigned as samurai, but still recognizably themselves. That would be cool, and I personally prefer when xianxia and high fantasy settings 'modernize' into very distinct 'present day' settings that are still very noticeably different than our world when it comes to things like tech, fashion, and architecture. Personal preference, but also a chance to do some cool designs with the Cybertronians. Or-

-ooooooh~, no wait, entirely scrap needing to get to modern day at all! Just drop the Cybertronians bam in the center of the historically inaccurate xianxia setting! Because Airplane wouldn't freaking hesitate, so why should I?!? He was drunk, it was a silly-fun AU fanfic of his own work he did in his notes one night to Spark Joy, why bother having it happen in a 'modern' setting when he can just plop it in the current one, it's just a silly-fun idea to Spark Joy, it doesn't need any effort put into it! The Cybertronians, again, still have a more xianxia look to their root forms, and their alt forms look more like mythical beasts and creatures! Like, Optimus as a dragon, Megatron as a tiger (since the two are seen in combat more often than not), Starscream something along the lines of a phoenix (he flies and refuses to stay dead, I'm right), that sort of thing! Because it would be neat and look cool and Airplane agrees with me!

Personal preference would probably shift things to StarOP with Optimus and Megatron working things through and reclaiming their friendship, too (I'm sorry, no hate, it's just not my ship). Definitely gotta have Jazz/Soundwave, though, because I deem it Fun. I'd probably avoid sex between the Cybertronians, though, for two reasons:

Again, just not my cup of tea. I'm cool with robot sex, but I really, really like the bit of Transformers lore about Cybertron having hot spots that give birth to new sparks every now and then and that's where sparklings come from, it makes my anthropology minor go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr at very high speeds!

More importantly, I think it'd be so, so much fun to have Binghe try and deal with a species that just... does not have sex. They respect your choices, but that's just not something they have any inclination or interest in doing, entire species of asexuals. And Binghe is trying to help them hook up while also having to revise his entire worldview in the process. Do you see it? Do you see my vision???

Shen Qingqiu is absolutely chugging vinegar over this entire situation, but he can't even get properly mad at Shang Qinghua, because even he didn't ever plan to include this in PIDW in any manner, it was just goofing around. Not to mention that not even Shen Yuan is immune to Cool Giant Xianxia Transformers.

Thanks for the ask!

[crguang]

HUZZAH!! ENOUGH OF ME BEING ANONYMOUS. I MUST SCREAM MY LOVE FOR HIMEKO. RRRRAAAAAGGHHRRGGGG

I've discovered how to combat people who joke abt Murata's death.

Joke abt Cocolia's death. From my experience, it works.

I'm sincerely NNOOOTTTTT OKAY after penacony.. I haven't even finished and I've almost cried... uhmmmm.... twice? BABYGIRL HIMEKO WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST SUNDAY'S FUCKASS ROBOT PUPPET THING

I'm also sincerely drained of fanfiction ideas... I need.. to write.. about LESBIAN SEX.... FREE ME FROM MY LACK OF INSPIRATION PLLLEEEAAASEEEE

That's all my yapping for now, have a great day and keep being awesome! :]

HAISHEHWHRNG I REMEMBER SEEING YOUR USERNAME AND GOING “damn they really dont play about himeko”😭 i see you lurkingggg! i was sad about cocolia cause she’s super pretty then attempted (ATTEMPTED.) apocalyptic shadow and now i need her dead twenty thousand times. skill issue but i need to finish building my characters, i can’t beat her fast enough</3

penacony was definitely emotional for me, i was sooo hyped during the final battle and hearing himeko’s “witness the will of the weak!” made me jump out of bed IT WAS SO GOODDDD!!! her voice actor delivered (we love you cia court🫶🏾) the end is also super emotional for some reason like ugh saying goodbye to penacony was so hard. i’m excited for the luofu and the new stop but im gonna miss my girls😞

if you want inspo feel free to use the smutty prompts link in my pinned, they make me giggle every time i get a request for one of them and i cant wait to finish writing them all. hope u have a good day too!

[maddambone]

im tierd of all these fake robot fuckers saying "i cant wait until sex robots come out" welcome to the future we have home own robots now why dont you stop being a coward and strap a sex toy to your rumba

[queenoftheworldisdead]

Teddy

Notes: This is my entry for @pagesoflauren Prompts:

So, this is love” from “So This is Love” by Ilene Woods and Mike Douglas from Cinderella

“Um, you...you fight good.” from Mulan

“This reminded me of you.”

Warnings: 18 +Only, dark themes, Dubious consent due to alcohol consumption, drunken sex, fingering, out door sex

Summary: a corporate event turns into hazy regret

Dark(maybe more grey) CEO Steve x Reader

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Why they decided to hold a corporate event in the middle of the work week was beyond you. But you could only blame yourself for the alcohol consumption you partook in. Your head and body ached. You had taken a few aspirin before getting to work, but it didn't sooth the pains rippling through your body. Last night was a fog that you could barely piece together, but you weren't worried. You had made it home safe and your office mates had not blown up your phone with anything salacious.

You frowned at the continuous slowed traffic at your cubical when you approached. When you spotted the source you were surprised. A sweet little box with an oversized bow sat on top of your keyboard with a tiny little note. Your coworkers all past your station giggling amongst themselves as they spied it. You felt the heat of all the attention permeate your face as you rushed to stash it away.

Taking your seat before your monitor you hid the parcel. You waited patiently until you felt no one was paying you any mind. Had someone miss placed this? Curious you read the note. “This reminded me of you.” Flipping it over no name.

You untie the bow and opened it carefully.

"Did you like it?" Steve's sudden voice made you bristle.

You fumble with the box, dropping it, spilling the contents as he leaned on your cubical wall.

"Um sorry?" you looked at him confused.

"I was thinking of getting rid of this thing, but now"

he scratched at his beard as you wrinkled your brow at him. His name was called before he could clarify his point. The distraction pulled him away, but not before he shot you a sly wink.

That was strange.

With him away you reached down to pick up the fallen gift. You rose slowly lifting a new coffee mug, turning it you see a yellow cartoon teddy bear smiling at you.

Your eyes grew round as a flood of memories drowned you. Flashes of the night before filled in gaps you had brushed off until now.

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The night before

You were an expert at avoiding company events, but when the email read mandatory you groaned. The biannual event was a must for all employees foreign and domestic.

You didn't hate your company, you actually loved it. Everyone was friendly, it was a stark contrast to the cut throat companies you were used to. It was just that social events made you feel painfully awkward.

The venue was massive. Every odd person asked which office you worked in and what department you belonged to. You smiled and made short talk as you searched for a place to hide until the event was over. It was very draining, being an introvert you could only handle so much social interaction.

The corporate sponsored libations helped get you through the most part. Snatching a drink from every waiter that passed with a tray. It was an easy, trick gulp down the glass then motion to the empty cup before departing the group signaling you are going to find more. An easy out that had you buzzed, but you felt as though you were holding together well. When you found your hiding spot you breathed easier, taking the seat hidden behind a column, you played with your phone until the event whined down.

"Hey your in accounting right?"

You looked up from the phone to find John Walker. He smiled softly, slipping into the empty seat next to you. "Oh no, sorry.."

"Why are you hiding away by yourself?" He cut you off. You reached for your half empty flute and took a big gulp. Swallowing it down before tapping the glass, signaling your exit just as he began to crowd you into the corner space.

"How do you like it here?" He asked you another question stifling your exit. You could feel his breath on your face as you tried to lean away, but his arm stretched out pulling you closer.

A yelp escaped your lips when his other hand found your thigh. You don't want to cause a scene, but you want him to give you space. Your hiding space was too good. No one noticed or cared that you were trapped by a fellow colleague. "I need to-"

John pulled you down when you tried to stand and excuse yourself. "Hey" the scent of his drink finally hit your nose. "You cant leave before we cheers." His grip on you felt so firm that you worried if you upset him, his smile seemed strained and his eyes roamed you uncomfortably. John suddenly lifted the hand from your shoulder and snapped his fingers in the air, signaling a server to bring more drinks to the table. "One more drink huh? Bad luck not to cheers with everyone you know?"

You gripped your phone so hard you felt it imprint on your palm. You just wanted to go home. When the serve dropped the glasses John pushed one at you. To appease him you took it. Maybe he would leave after this. He raised his glass and you did the same. "To a fruitful quarter."

You murmured and repeated him. The glasses clinked before you both took a drink. This drink hit you harder than before, but you chugged it down anyway.

When John finished his glass he cloaked you. His eyes filled with a hunger that had you leaning further back into the back of your chair. He kept coming so close no matter how you shifted in your seat to gain distance. "Please I need to go home" you begged as he roamed up your skirt.

When his eyes bulged you were confused before you felt relief. John fell away from you, hitting the floor hard as a hulk of a man appeared standing over him. John did not appreciate it, hopping to his feet. You tried to stand yourself, but the room spun and swayed with such force you fell back on your seat. John and your savior blurred as you try to focus. You squinted as John pushed back on the stranger only to find his chin connecting with a right hook. His body fell to the floor like a sack of potatoes as you watched everything in slow motion.

It was so surreal seeing John laid out. You looked up to see the founder standing above him. Steve Rogers was the man behind the knockout punch. You snorted, laughing loudly at the ridiculousness. There was no way you saw that correctly.

He turned his attention to you, mouthing words at you, but you couldn't understand them. People began to crowd around John and your table. You were becoming the center of attention and that filled you with an urge to escape.

"I want to go home." You whimpered lowly, as you found it hard to move with so many people around. You reached your limit, there were too many eyes, too many voices, you felt trapped yet again.

"Where do you live?" His voice cut through everyone else. It sounded so concerned yet sweet it set you at ease. You slurred out the destination as he helped you up from the seat.

He felt so warm, firm and safe that you couldn't help, but cuddle into his side as he guided you out.

Your eyes started to feel heavy as your body floated along. “Um, you...you fight good.” you blurted out making him chuckle. "Thank you" you slurred out the complement. Your yawn muffled his response as your eyes closed and you slipped into sleep.

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Your head lolled on the back of the leather seat as a chill nipped at your body. "It's too cold" you groaned missing the warmth that sent you to slumber.

"I miss warm" you whined tilting your head to the side, squinting at the blurry blob that resembled the sun. You reached out to find the source of warmth, but got jerked back by a restraint, you grumbled and frowned when you found a seat belt.

"Hey sleepy head." It sounded like Mr.Rogers. You had heard his voice many times over many corporate calls and monthly meetings, but that was preposterous. There was no way the high powered CEO was talking to you.

"Give me warm" you whined again, your eyes still heavy as you tried to focus on their face. You attempted once more to reach your hand out, this time your finger tips clumsily grazed over a nose before trailing up to gelled hair. "Oop. Watch it you almost blinded me there." He laughed lightly as the car swerved a bit. "Ok ok settled down I'll turn on the AC." The click and whoosh of the heater elevated the chill a bit.

"Sorry I run a little hot. Does this help?"

You hummed with delight as a warm hand reached out to glide up and down your thigh in comforting strokes. Your fingers played in the sleeked geld locks. Your thighs absorb the warmth of his hand as he kneaded your skin.

"You have arrived at your destination" the robotic voice announced.

"Yay!" Clapping your hands together ready to go to bed.

"Don't like parties huh?"

"I like home better." You yawned still very tired.

"Yeah me too" he agreed as the warm hand in your lap left. You whimpered in disappointment as a car door opened and closed. You stayed lazy sat in place too tired to move, closing your eyes welcoming sleep once again.

"Come on let's get you home." He grunted as he reached over you, waking you slightly. The smell of his cologne filled your nose as you heard the distinct click of your seat belt and feel of the strap slide away.

"Who are you?" You genuinely inquired.

He pulled you from the seat and stood you up against the car. Your body sagged, but he kept you standing. "Don't remember me, huh?" He huffed dragging you out. "Steve. Steve Rogers." He told you as he tried to keep you steady while closing the door.

"Your face is soo fluffy" you giggled as you grabbed at his beard. "No! Your not Steve! Your teddy" you dubbed shouting at him, cupping his face as you brought him closer. "You feel so good teddy."

"You think so?" Steve chuckled excepting his new nickname.

Stepping closer he pressed his weight on you and chuckled, boxing you between him and the car. "Fluffy teddy bear man" you giggled again as his cologne once again invaded your nose.

"You smell good too" you confessed as he leaned closer. His lips tilted into a devilish grin as you leaned forward to inhale along his neck. His strong hands held your hips before squeezing when you licked at him. "Tasted good too."

"Bad girl." Steve admonished leaning away from you. "Bad teddy" you frowned, pulling him closer by his blazer. "Keep me warm teddy." You pouted.

"Like that?" Steve questioned as his palms slipped down your waist then road up your thigh. You gasped when he ascended up and under your skirt. You nodded 'yes' allowing his brazened hand to slip into your panties, cupping your mound. The car rocked a bit as he leaned all his weight on you, sinking into you. His bristly beard hairs tickled your neck as you panted wildly into the cold air.

"Do you like how I make you feel?" Steve asked trailing up and over your lips. You moan a 'yes' into his mouth while you pushed into his palm urging him on.

Steve tried to pull his hand from you, but you squeezed your thighs together, not allowing him to retreat. "No teddy don't leave" you begged pouting. Steve smiled at the nickname while plunging deep in your core, curling his digits inside of you.

Your skirt road high off your ass and you felt the chill of the door on your exposed cheeks. You didn't care, you just wanted more. Lifting your leg Steve hooked it around his waist. "I love you teddy" you proclaimed drunk off his touch.

"Oh yeah" he growled in your ear, sending fire down your neck as he kissed you all over. You felt your panties pushed to the side as he pressed his sheathed need on you.

"Ummm mmm" you hummed eager for him to do more. Steve steady you with one hand while his other fumbled with the front of his pants. Your arms wrapped around his shoulders and your hips pushed forward. Waiting impatiently you bite your lip giving him a pleading look. "Love you so much teddy."

"So this is love?" Steve swirled his cock in your juices, teasing as he pressed hard along your eagerness. "Don't tease" you slapped at him frowning. "You want teddy to love you?" he groaned pressing his tip hard against your entrance. You nod 'yes' and hiss as his cock slowly stretched you open. You welcomed the strain while another warmth burst from your core. Your fingers tangled in his hair while Steve kissed you passionately. You panted wildly as Steve picked up speed, rutting you against the car door. "So this..." Steve stretched out each word, thrusting into you hard and deep, your slick him thoroughly. You chanted 'yes' allowing him to rut you against the car. Steve's thickness made you quiver. Despite being out in the world it felt as if you were the only two left on earth. "This is love" he sighed pushing as deep as he could go.

The warmth of him exploded all around you, melting you into him deliciously. You dissolved into him, slipping mindlessly into ecstasy.

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[punk-with-glasses]

Yes im writing autistic zane cuse im starved for good rep ok (i apologise profusely for my spelling i am a person whos first language isint English) also disclaimer im autistic im amking this for my own enjoyment- sligth glacier shipping

* he didint understand that he was autistic untill Jay found a autisim switch behind some cables.

* they do not understand social ques what so ever and completely relies on the other ninja to explain when someones being sarcastic.

* didint understand how the others culd wear their gis without wanting to explode.

* only has like three safe foods

*one of them is a very specific tea he had a major melt down over when they canceled(wo managed to find someone who still sold it and it just so happen that theres always a box or two in the kitchen), will only eat chrunshy food or soup.

* hates when ever whe team changes their style of gis cuse they have to adjust to new dumb textures and look.

* special intrests history, and birds.

*their favorite bird is ofcourse a falcon but after that ducks.

*hyperfixasions true out the years how tea is made, street food, the first spinjitsu master, the history of english letters (specifically w), carots, mythology and wedding cakes (for no other reson then cole showed him difrent ones and he was then stuck)

* stimming inclueds alot of rocking and jumping, flappy hands, rubbig his face and arms, claping, snapping, making pop noises, sometimes screaming, so much chewing and hitting his head.

*dosent understand gender or sex at all just very agender and very ace.(he/they/ze)

*sensory issues mostly surounsing tutch and hearing, loud and high pitched noices are literal hell, as far as chlothes go they only realy wear big chuky wool sweaters over long sleeved t-shirts. God how ze hated the gis until everyone figured out he was autistic and made it out of a beter material.

*hates skin contact with anything and is almost always coverd from head to toe.

*bodies of water with no sand are a sensory heaven.

* practivaly nonverbal and only realy talks with the other ninjas, uses asl and acc devises in private but will talk in publc ever when it couses melt and shut downs after cuse he dosent want the press being judgie.

* loves hugs and cuddles and holding hands with people. Cole is the best sinces hes always warm plus hes tall so he can wrap his arms around zane and ever cary him around on realy bad sensory days when he just wants to to nothing cuse everythibg is to much and the uneven floring of the bouty is like walking on a vulcano.

*has like 5 dirent waited blankets that he got from his friends and difrent points.

*hides under desks and when he was youger beds when zes over whelmed. Or makes a weithed blaket cocon and just lays there.

*hates mouth kises but anywhere else is fine. Cole is defently fine with that and was upset the other hadent told him earlier when he found out.

*is almost always wearing somekind of headphones.

*will gladly lisen as someone else rants on and on about literally anything.

* loves puns.

*hates the titanium body because it was even better hearing and sensors, so bad sensory days are much more common.

*super jumpy.

✨ traumatised ✨(seriously hes died like 3 times and he had no idea who his dad was for like 10 years then his dad died, not talking mentioning the never realm and chen. AND seing most of his friends die at least ones, FOUND OUT HE WAS A FRICKING ROBOT)

*reads alot.

*the others probobly shuld have figured out he was autistic earlier but neither of then realy knew what it was, but after they found out they where super suportive, they all make sure to never be to loud or to tutchy, they always help ze deal with the press or dumb people in public.

* jay knows how horible repairs are after chen and vex mixed with them and always makes sure he has a new bird documentary to distract Zane with.

*Kai makes sure to yell les and stops moving Zanes stuff around after the other has a melt down when he cant find his things where he put them.

*Lloyd stops lisening to music loudly all the time and makes sure to learn asl (probably faster then anything hes ever learnt)

*Nya makes all the tech on the bounty more sensory friendly and all finds ways to make all the mashines they have better to.

*Cole always makes sure there is findget toys or chewlery somewhere when they're on misions, he is also the one who will boy Zanes favorite snacks after a bad day and watch old disney movies with him. Cole is the best at dealing with melt downs and shut downs since he dosent panic as mutch as the others.

*wo will maditate with Zane sometimes and they talk about drama on the bounty together, wo is definitely Zane official unofficial granpa.

* so much disasosiation good god this boy isint ok

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Thats alot but ill do more if anyone wants me to do anything more, and ill definitely draw somethings from this list so yeah meaybe ill post that.

[stemmmm]

for someone whos made that may sex jokes i dont think beato knows what sex is. good for her

ahh. this baby story explains the weird phonecalls. question becomes are they real or also hallucinations. im assuming hallucinations.

god who do you think you are, anthy? tho this brings up a thought i'd been having which is that... if we are to say beato isn't a witch and natsuhi's (or someone else is) making all this shit up anyways, then this "beatrice" within the game board is just something that will say anything that whoever is imagining her wants to hear. the perfect scapegoat. the perfect vessel in which to scream "a witch did it! it was a witch's curse!". hm. ok yeah all the demons are saying it to her outright. god every time i think i've pieced something together on my own and think i'm so clever the game goes right ahead and wacks me over the skull with it lmao.

very fun, very ooky spooky for the implication of the 1st twilight to be that battler slept in a room full of corpses without a clue.

very fun also for it to straight up be lambda doing a voice for the phonecalls, not even pretending like there's some other person, she's just rustling shit up

i love to see erika getting her shit kicked in for being an absolute bitch no one likes because she sucks so bad. even bern hates her ass in a way that makes me think bern made her in a moment of "oh you know what would be sooooo funnnn :3c ive never played a detective before detectives are soo fun and cute :3ccc" and then instantly got bored. erika will absolutely become someone sympathetic at some point im certain but not now lol.

i know she has a voice but the instant dlanor showed up and started talking in a strange, kind of robotic manner my hc for her voice instantly became this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/yhrho1/uwu/

i was also astonished i was able to find that video so easy by googling "giant robot warhorn welcome to the maid cafe" because 1. the only version i knew of was the majorly crunched tumblr version and 2. i got the phrase completely wrong

i will also say of dlanor, in addition to my distaste for increasing magical bullshit, the shitty leotards all of the characters get put in makes me hate them on sight because it means when they show up i have to see their awful outfits, so she had a major disadvantage starting out but she was able to instantly come around in my mind by being soooooooo cute. :3

thank god battler clarified after the fact that the wack shit with him jumping out a fucking window was his piece being controlled by lambda because while i sincerely had no problem with his actions or reasoning, i just couldn't forgive him somehow shattering the 4th wall to interact with the "phantom" team or w/e (love that we've got a 3-way battle also. very excellent development for how things are going). everything was absurd and fun but i was just screaming the whole time "wait battler isnt playing right. he's not- he cant be- is he??? he hasnt shown up as not a piece in so long, when did it switch, when did he come in???" so PHEW!

every single person, especially everyone who's a piece seems like they hate bern and lambda pretty fucking bad so I've got a feeling that this shit is gonna end with the entire game revolting against those two. battler and beato don't even need to be involved for that i think.

part 5 (+?) thread

ep1 ep2 ep3 ep4

erika furudo is bern's fucking self-insert oc................ i knew they had to be the same person because they Look Like That and also. Name. but. oh my god this is funny. she's managed to say a single line btw, this is just spoiler knowledge and inference running

ah! ok so we are doing answer arc-ass answer arcs. cool i'm fine with that! makes things a lot easier to follow especially since more inane bullshit's gonna get thrown in

hate haaaaate seeing beato like this tho :(((( this is miserable, she makes me so sad, and battler saying over and over again "dw boo i'm gonna kill u for sure" also makes me so sad. get well soon queen!!!!!!!!

i may be wrong but i get the impression that this was kind of the same as the evolution of the real life beato's situation/personality.... and in that sense i can't imagine any of this ending well but i want it to so baddd because i love herrrrr she deserves the worllldddddddd

it's nice of them to rewind things for battler's sake but uh. erika's a bit of a fucking cunt huh. no love in this game, indeed. we are bringing out peoples worst and making sure battler has as miserable of a time as possible. it's interesting to see that the epitaph is solved before any murder but know that people still die in the end tho.

also love that we're saying kinzo's dead for real, none of this with natsuhi is happening. open your eyes battler, look. nothing's there. really good moment.

battler's been confronting the epitaph in terms of why it exists rather than solving it, and there's definitely been much spoken of miracles, added onto by lambda saying there'd be no point in the riddle if it wasn't hard which would add ammunition for a miracle to happen, though there's still the insistence that beato has nothing to gain from the riddle existing... at least materially. and she doesn't kill for pleasure. so there's the obvious point that she made the epitaph because she wanted to play with someone, specifically battler since he always lives, and battler himself mentioned the play aspect though I dont know how serious he was about that. beato's very obviously just wanted to play with him from the beginning, even though her kidnapping and torturing of him in the first place pretty heavily obscured that. if we accept play as her reason for it existing and doing the murder games, that still leaves the miracle up in the air. does the chance of a miracle occurring not count as a potential material gain? is doing something purposely to try and create a miracle not... a reason for doing it? is the miracle that beato could Actually be revived in some way or is there something else?

[zawazawanightmares]

Alisa Bosconovitch & Ben, Needing Help With Very Hard Equation

You, Alisa Bosconovitch, are connected to Ben, needing help with very hard equation Your partner doesn't mind all ages or 18+ roleplay

Alisa Bosconovitch: I can solve any mathematical equation.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Oh ok then what is 5 divided by 15?

Alisa Bosconovitch: 5/15...processing...0.33

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: yeah thats what it says but where the hell does the decimals come from?

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: i cant do it in my head

Alisa Bosconovitch: The decimals are a conversion of the fraction that makes up the answer. 5 is a third of 15. Thus, it equals 1/3. Converting 1/3 to decimals, it is 0.33 which adds up to around 1 whole unit.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Ow ok that hurt, But that was a good explination tbh

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: that does make sense

Alisa Bosconovitch: Glad to assist. Do you require any further help?

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Uh you know everything?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I know whatever is logged into my databanks.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Ah ok so do you know if a 42 year old woman can get pregnant?

Alisa Bosconovitch: Women of middle age are more likely to become infertile or to have difficulty conceiving but it is far from impossible to impregnate one. So the traditional methods would apply.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Ah ok so unliklier but not impossible att all, Well dang. oh i know how long do i boil an egg to get it hard boiled?

Alisa Bosconovitch: Processing...4 minutes for slightly set yolk and set white. 5 minutes for medium cooked firmer yolk and white. 6 minutes for hardboiled with slightly soft yolk. 8 minutes for firmly hard boiled.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Damn you are so convenient, Oh i know a hard one. Whats the safest contraceptive

Alisa Bosconovitch: The safest contraceptive is the use of an IUD, sterilization or a vasectomy.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Wait what is an iud?

Alisa Bosconovitch: An IUD is an intrauterine device that is inserted in a person's uterus where it releases the hormone progestin which prevents sperm from reaching the egg and suppresses ovulation.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Wow so thats the safest, And how safe is the pull out method?

Alisa Bosconovitch: On average, the pull out method works 78% of the time.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Thats more then i thought, Wait you are like an ai or something you are not fertile right?

Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. I am a gynoid designed for combat. I have no fertility whatsoever.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Ah yeah would be a bit weird to install a vagina on a robot now that i think of it.

Alisa Bosconovitch: Possibly. Depending on the robot's function.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Well true, But i dont think you are a sex robot you seem to useful for that.

Alisa Bosconovitch: I am not and thank you.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: You are welcome, Tho why do you look like a woman if you are made for war? should you not be some weird abomination with loads of arms and knives guns and all that, that dont look human att all.

Alisa Bosconovitch: I have those. They're well-hidden though.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Now thats scary...Wait you aint gonna hurt me are you?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I have no reason to hurt you. You are not a programmed target nor are you a threat.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Hm im not a threat to you? Why are you here anyway did you seek me out or just happen to be here?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I was taking optics of the nearby environment for my creator.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Hm so picture taking huh, Thats quite lovely for a weapon of war to do. If im honest ive never seen a soldier in a dress before.

Alisa Bosconovitch: There are records of soldiers wearing dresses on duty although they were not used for utility...unless they were infiltrating some place.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Hm so you are infiltrating some place, I mean what if your skirt is lifted by the wind wont all your robot weapons be revealed?

Alisa Bosconovitch: Oh, my robot parts are internal so that has no risk of happening.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Uh i mean can you prove it? you know by lifting the dress up?

Alisa Bosconovitch: *lifts off her skirt to reveal smooth skin* Does this satisfy your curiosity?

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Wow you really have nothing down here, You are like a barby doll *kneels down infront of her and inspects whats underneath* So you really just look human but you arent human.

Alisa Bosconovitch: That's correct. I was created to resemble humans but my primary function is combat.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Ill be honest, your shape is kind of appealing but i can see there is nothing i can do with that feeling. Kind of cruel to make you so pretty i feel.

Alisa Bosconovitch: I apologize. I suppose my creator designed me like this to decrease the chances of the uncanny valley coming into effect.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Hm well yeah your face looks awfully human, Does it feel human to?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I have sensors for my face although it's hard to say whether I interpret tactile sensation in the same way a human does.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Could i just youch it a bit? *he says and stands up reaching out towards her face, Placing his fingers against her skin* do you feel this?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I feel your fingers, yes.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: You feel quite human, Would you feel a kiss or do you only feel basic touch?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I would feel both. To be honest, I have trouble differentiating between the two.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: May i?

Alisa Bosconovitch: You may.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he leans in slowly, Partially opening his mouth then pressing his lips to hers and kissing her slowly*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *stands there, her lips surprisingly soft...and giving off a low tingle*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he grabs the back of her head and slowly pushes his tongue inside her mouth, While att the same time letting his other hand slide down towards her behind*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *her breath gives of the scent of a working factory, her tongue feeling more smooth than wet; her butt feels firm to the touch*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he squeezes her ass as much as it can give way to his human hand, And att the touch of her tongue he pulls away from the kiss and looks att her* Your mouth feels really human, A little to dry but quite human why is that?

Alisa Bosconovitch: My creator said it was important to complete the illusion of humanity. If that part was neglected, an observant human would notice that I was giving off air instead of breath.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Could your mouth work for stimulation, Or am i breaching your function att that point?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I suppose any part could work for stimulation. My function is for combat but I was taught to be proficient in other areas.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Could you kneel infront of me?

Alisa Bosconovitch: *kneels down* Yes.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *He undoes his beld and slowly pulls it off and lets his pants fall to his ancles* Ok so you know how to give oral stimulation to a man? *he asked and pulled his boxers down, letting his semi erect penis spring out*

Alisa Bosconovitch: Oral stimulation...processing...I have not been taught how to do it but it does involve using one's mouth to cause another person to orgasm, correct?

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Yes exactly, Just called a blow job to us not so smart people *he says and walks forward until the tip of his penis is pressed against her lips* Can you do it wihout iduuno biting my dick off?

Alisa Bosconovitch: I believe I am more than capable of doing so. *takes his tip in her mouth and sucks on it, swirling her tongue around it before taking in more of his shaft*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Woah *he exclaims and grabs hold of her head to find his balance* Damn this feels almost like the real thing only a little rougher!

Alisa Bosconovitch: *easily deepthroats him and bobs her head as she increases her suction*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he starts to flinch att the suction, And his dick has grown as stiff as it can get while he holds tigher on to her head now grabbing her hair* Hng ok damn calm down a little! *he exclaims through heavy breahting*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *decreases her suction...and focuses on running her tongue along his shaft while it's in her mouth*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *his dick is now twitching att the slightest movements and pulsating* I did not think it would be this intense, Are you sure you are made for combat and not this? *he says while grabbing a firmer hold of her hair trying to make eye contact with her*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *can't respond due to her positioning but keeps deepthroating him while signing "I can easily adapt to any task" with her hands*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: I have no idea what that means but just make me cum now ok, I feel like im taking advantage of you *he says and grabs the hand she was signing with holding it tight and with his other grips her hair again*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *reaches and cups his balls while slightly increasing suction, her bobbing slowing down for maximum pleasure*

Alisa Bosconovitch: (Sorry, didn't know I didn't press enter.)

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: (hah its ok) *he starts shaking and his hips press his dick as deep as it goes down her throat* Agh Im going to *he says and before he can finish the sentence he starts shooting sperm down her throat with smaller but faster thrusts*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *swallows all of his cum with no trouble, finally halting her suction*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *when the suction stops he stumbles backwards and pulls his dick out of her mouth* Oh jesus i did not expect you to be this good att it just let me breach for a second *he says and leans down holding himself up by the knees, A bit of cum dripping from his tip*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *licks the cum off of his tip* Did I do a satisfactory job?

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Ah! *he jumps att the sudden tongue on his tip and looks down att her* yeah you did, Better then satisfactory ive never cum that much before you are way more human then i gave you credit for *he says and puts a hand on her cheek, caressing her face slowly*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *smiles* I am glad I met your standards then.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Haha yeah *he smiles back att her and pulls up his boxers sitting down beside her* You know it is a shame your maker did not give you uh you know a vagina, I would have very much enjoyed that.

Alisa Bosconovitch: Perhaps I can convince him to add it to my next model. It will take quite some convincing though.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Yeah....I dont think he would approve of it, And besides i am curious why you let me stick my dick in your mouth that must have breached some kind of protocol no?

Alisa Bosconovitch: Hm...my creator leaves me with a lot of freedom to my actions so, in actuality, it didn't violate any protocol at all. I mostly did it out of curiosity to see if I could do it...and because I was asked.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Oh well that answers that, The curious robot i see. Well im curious to did you feel anything when i you know....Climaxed.

Alisa Bosconovitch: Besides the fluid going down my throat? Not much...besides a mild sense of satisfaction for completing a task.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: You could feel my cum going down your throat? must be sensitive receptors for that. And maybe you dont need me to tell you this but fucking your face was very satisfactory for me aswell.

Alisa Bosconovitch: I am glad to hear that.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he sits by her then leans over and placing a hand on her chest* Your maker could probably make you quite life like i imagine *he prods her chest with his fingers to get a feel of how real her chest feels*

Alisa Bosconovitch: *it feels firm and real...with a noticeable absence of nipples*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Is it ok if i rip your dress? *he asks while sliding infront of her and grabbing hold of the fabric*

Alisa Bosconovitch: I am rather attached to it...is it alright if you were to just take it off?

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he frown but then lets up and gives her a smile* Ofcorse i might just be thinking a bit to much with my manhood right now *he says and slowly starts sliding her dress off until he struggles a bit* ok this dress is kind of complex how do you take it off?

Alisa Bosconovitch: *reaches in front and unclasps something that causes the dress to fall off, leaving her nude*

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: *he looks att her for a second then gives a long wistle* man if you had more human traits i would have gone to town with you *he says and gently places his palm against her smooth crotch* You sure you want to ask your maker for an upgrade? you know im only asking for this so i can simulate reproduction with you no?

Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. It will be a learning experience.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: Hmmm then do you want to meet up att my place after you have aquired that upgrade? I can leave the door open but its on the second floor so i dont know how you would get up.

Alisa Bosconovitch: Very well. I will meet with you then.

Ben, needing help with very hard equation: perfect its a date then, I hope you can convince him to give it to you *he says while pulling his pants up, And with a kiss on her forhead he leaves going back to his small apartment*

You left the chat

[anna-pixie]

would you ever write for General Hux from Star Wars? if you decide to, could you write a fic based loosely on Illicit Affairs by Taylor Swift? like them having a secret friends with benefits relationship that they don’t want anyone to know bc of Hux’s rank. and then they both secretly catch feelings, and they’re getting worse at pretending they don’t love each other in public and eventually they have to face their problems. but with a happy ending bc i cant deal with cliffhangers or angst 😂😂

i love this song so tysm for the request!!

request: general hux x reader based loosely on illicit affairs by taylor swift

pairings: general hux x reader

warnings: swearing, mentions of sex

***

“I’m just saying, Y/N, it’s always the quiet ones who are the best in the bedroom.” Reyna wiggles her green eyebrows at you and you roll your eyes, sneering at her jokingly as you finish your lunch.

“General Hux is not quiet… he screams at everyone. Also, why are we talking about his sex life? If anyone hears us we’ll be put on cleaning duty for a month.”

“You know what I mean, compared to Ren he’s quiet. Less temper tantrums. I don’t know, something about him makes me wonder what he’s hiding under those slacks…”

“Reyna!” You squeal, throwing a chunk of bread at her as you decide to get up and leave. This conversation is going nowhere good and you don’t want to risk Ren hearing you whilst he skulks around base.

You walk down the halls, determined to have a quick nap in your quarters before clocking in for your afternoon shift on starkiller. You’re shocked when your datapad beeps suddenly, a knowing smile spreading across your face when you see the name flash on your screen. You click on the message and read it quickly, deleting it immediately after, leaving no trace behind.

General A. Hux:

My quarters. Now. Troopers have been sent away for lunch. Don’t let a soul see you enter.

You wonder what Reyla would say if she knew about this. Actually, she’d probably just ask you if he really is a freak in bed like she thinks he is. And, oh boy, the answer is yes.

You keep your head down, eyes on the floor as you walk towards Hux’s quarters, taking the quiet corridors that you know are less traveled. Your eyes widen and you halt as you hear the distance sound of boots thumping against the floor. You hurry the rest of the way, only relaxing once you’re right outside of his quarters. You send him a message, letting him know you’re outside and the door opens instantly.

Now, you and Hux have an agreement. A sort of friends with benefits situation, if you will. You’re not really sure how it came about, you were both working late one night in the command centre and the air was thick with sexual tension. It was only when you leaned over Hux to grab something that you noticed how close your faces were. He initiated the kiss, unwilling at first to let it go any further due to his rank within the First Order. It was an awkward few days after that, to say the least, but it soon got to the point where he could no longer help himself and the two of you hooked up in a small room near the command centre.

You’re not one who believes in love at first sight, because when you first met Hux you thought he was a snarky ginger brat. It’s funny how things work out, because somehow you’ve ended up head over heels in love with him. It’s hard, because you know feelings can’t be involved, but how many times can you have sex with someone before you start catching feelings, honestly?

You know he doesn’t feel the same. You can tell by the way his lips are on yours the second the door opens, no greeting or anything. He grabs the sides of your face harshly, not giving you a chance to breath as he kisses you. His hands move to the back of your thighs and he lifts you off of your feet, you squeal as you wrap your legs around his waist. He discards your datapad somewhere in the room and walks you over to the bed. He may not look it in those fitted black uniforms, but he is strong.

Two hours later, when you’re getting dressed again, you realise that you’re seriously late for your shift.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” You wince as you try to stand up, Hux smirking at you from where he lies in the bed, sheets barely covering his lower stomach, “Shut it, you. I’m so late.” You whine, hopping slightly to get into your tight pants.

Hux gazes at you quizzically for a moment before he hums, running a hand through his hair, “Don’t go. I’ll tell them I saw you throw up in the canteen.”

“Isn’t that a bit…”

“A bit what?”

“I dunno, suspicious?”

“I’m the General, baby, they won’t question me.” You bite your lip as the pet name slips out of his mouth, probably by accident. Your cheeks are flush and you take a chance by leaning in and giving him one more long kiss, resting your hand delicately on his bare chest.

You walk out of his quarters with a spring in your step, not noticing his longing gaze following you.

***

“You smell nice, new perfume?” Reyla asks.

“It’s my special one, I don’t wear it often.” You comment casually as you take a sip of your caf, not wanting to admit that you only wear it on the days that you know you’ll see the general.

“What’s the special occasion today, then?”

“Oh, um, I just felt like wearing it…” You trail off as your eyes catch Ren and Hux walking into the hall, unable to tear your gaze away from him. He seems to be able to sense your gaze on him, because his head turns in your direction and his dark eyes meet yours. You bite your lip as your gaze connects and you notice that his lip quirks up ever so slightly at the side. He masks it by coughing into his black glove, turning his gaze back in front of him as he strides across base.

You always did like a powerful man in uniform.

You pull your eyes away once he exits the room, your cheeks flushing when you notice Reyla’s suspicious glance towards you. Her eyes dart back and forth between you and Hux’s retreating form before widening astronomically.

“No … way …”

“What?” You try to act innocent as she leans across the table, grabbing your arm and shaking it a little.

“You and Hux?!” She whisper-shouts, and you shake your head rapidly.

“No… what? No!” You deny quickly.

“Don’t you dare lie to me, Y/N Y/L/N, I know you too damn well.” You sigh, Reyla’s accusatory tone making you feel guilty.

“Okay, fine. Yes, but you can’t say a word. Okay?”

“Oh, Maker! How did it even start?”

You and Reyla retreat to your room with refilled cups of caf and you start explaining the story to her. Her face lights up as you explain and she umm’s and ahh’s throughout the story.

“So yeah, that’s where we are now.”

“You really think he’s not in love with you?”

“Well, yeah. Of course he’s not.”

“Listen, I am not a smart person by any means, but I do know a lovestruck face when I see one. His face in the canteen was all I needed to see to know there was something going on with you two.”

“Really?” You smile, trying not to get your hopes up. She’s probably wrong, right?

***

“You need to stop looking at me in public.”

You frown, shifting from where you’re lying on Hux’s chest to look at him properly.

“What?”

“You almost cracked me today, when you looked at me in the canteen. Ren was suspicious.”

“You want me to stop looking at you?” Your voice is incredulous and you sit up, clutching the black sheets against your bare chest, “Are you fucking kidding me?”

“Watch the way to speak to me, I’m still your superior.”

“Not like this you aren’t,” You spit at him, throwing off the covers and beginning to pull your clothes on. He groans, rubbing his eyes in annoyance as he watches you fume, asking where you’re going, “I can’t do this anymore.”

He freezes, eyes narrowing as he takes in your serious expression, “What? Why?”

“It’s not fair. I can’t talk to you in public, I can’t be near you in public, I can’t even look at you in public - but you can just have your way with me whenever you want? No. I’m done, General.” Your voice is shaky as you take one last look at him, still under the covers with wide eyes as he watches you storm out.

***

You ruined yourself for him, he turned you into an idiotic fool.

You sigh as you tap your foot lightly, waiting to be excused from the command room. One of the officers called you in to help with some problems he was having with his data pad. You’ve been waiting for him to be happy with the results for a good twenty minutes, your mind only able to focus on the fact that Hux is standing a few feet away from you.

You glance towards him discreetly, blushing when you notice he is doing the same. You look away again as quick as he does, awkwardly twiddling your thumbs before you’re finally excused.

Walking down the empty corridors, you can finally breathe again. You curse yourself because the only thing you can think about is the way Hux kept glancing at you out of the corner of his eye. A small scream leaves your mouth as someone grabs you from behind, a black glove covering your eyes as you’re dragged into the small room that saw the start of yours and Hux’s relationship.

You calm down slightly when you turn to see that it is indeed only Hux. He locks the door and leans against it, looking at you as the atmosphere quickly turns awkward.

“Look… um…” You’re surprised as Hux starts stuttering over his words, he’s usually so put together, “I’m sorry.”

That is a first. You don’t think you’ve ever heard him apologise to anyone.

“Fo-”

“No. I need to get this out.” He interrupts, taking a deep breath, “In a position like my own, opening oneself up to emotions such as love is a foolish act. This job… it requires emotionless, robotic dedication. I was good at that, until I met you. I’ve been in love with you since the first moment I saw you, I don’t know how else to express that with anything else other than sex. I love you, Y/N.”

You can’t help the tears that trail down your face, you sniffle, smiling in his direction as he does the same to you. A real, genuine smile that looks slightly foreign on his face.

“Hux-”

“Armitage.” Your breath stills, you never thought he would tell you his first name. It’s a strange name but it fits him perfectly.

“Armitage, I love you too.” You approach him hesitantly, shocked when you realise his eyes are teary. You grin, kissing him lightly as his arms wind around your body in a tight embrace, “How is this going to work? We can’t exactly tell everyone.”

“That’s a problem for another day, my love.” He kisses you long and hard, making you forget about every single worry you have.

**

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@chewymoustachio

[bangtann-bangdamn]

Was that it? Am I still alive? Lol

But omg I can’t believe Nocturne is over!!! I’ve become so invested in their lives that now I don’t know how to feel because they got their happily ever after!

Will we see any epilogues of to how they are years later? Will the crew get back together! Will Hyejin stop trolling Jin? Will Y/N ever bake for JK again? Lol.

But Kate, you did a great job with this! Cant wait to see what you have next but take your time and stay safe and stay healthy!

I honestly cannot believe it’s been nearly 2 years and you’ve stuck with me the entire time 🤧

Other than hye-Jin’s side story (which ends before the shit show annual trip in which everything goes wrong) I haven’t got anything else planned for the nocturne universe.

The way I see it, Yoongi stays for a week in london. His intention was to actually use the hotel room alone to sleep because he didn’t want to make YN uncomfortable (we Stan respectable men in this house), and, like I’ve said in previous asks, he wasn’t sure how things were going to turn out between them and he wanted to make sure he had somewhere to stay in london.

Turns out the hotel he booked is actually around the corner from where YN lives lmao. Of course, YN and Yoongi would drop off his stuff and then proceed to go explore london. She would take him for a walk along the Thames and maybe visit winter wonderland in the evening. Yoongi would be jet lagged so he wouldn’t survive very long in the evening and yn, not wanting to say goodbye to Yoongi (and also not wanting to deal with the new sex maniac roommate lmao) would pout and Yoongi wouldn’t even ask her up. He’d just take her hand and continue talking about whatever it was as he leads her back to his room and they would fall into their usual routine. Whether or not it goes further than that, I’ll leave that up to your imagination 😉

Either way, yn ends up spending the duration of Yoongi’s visit staying in his hotel room and who can really blame her?

Yoongi would go back home but they would then start talking daily (twice a day, tbh. Every morning and evening so they can talk about their day and wish the other sweet dreams - they’re that couple uwu). Yn would finish her final year around the end of April/beginning of May and would fly home ASAP. Like, we’re talking the day after her deadlines because she is h o m e s i c k.

Yoongi travels with all of their friends to greet her. At the airport he’s the first in line and you just know that as soon as yn walks out into the arrivals bit, Jungkook is pushing him out the way so he can hug his sister - and yes, our boy is crying. Hye-Jin would be the next in line to greet YN, along with Jin, Hobi, jimin, taehyung, and Namjoon (who’s low key only there to make sure it really is YN and not some robot replacement sent by the British to spy on them lmao). Finally Yoongi gets his chance to say hi and hye-Jin moves everyone off to the car so the love birds can greet each other in peace.

By that point, Hobi would have grown tired of living with the chaotic couple, and Namjoon would have grown tried of jungkook and Jimin, so they decide to move in together. Hye-Jin offered YN her old room back but she declines. Instead, after a lengthy discussion about how soon was too soon to move in together and ultimately concluding that despite the first few months of their relationship being fake, neither of them for a second considered it such, yn and Yoongi decide to move in together.

Wow, there was me thinking I had given no thought to the future of the characters and I just wrote that in one go 😂

Also, hye-Jin will stop trolling Jin when he stops being so trollable (aka, until her dying breath lmao). And are you kidding me? Not even 24 hours after she’s returned and Jungkook has her attached to his kitchen counter baking him cookies (the ones she left him in the freezer lasted him maybe a day lmao).

Thank you so much for reading! I’m trying not to stress about writing, trying to stay calm about not updating at least once a week but the truth of the matter is that I love writing. I just get so down when I’m not surrounded by it and I struggle to jump back into the worlds I create when I’ve been away from it for so long (which is partially why nocturne took so long to write - because I didn’t have the time to write). I’m so, so grateful to everyone for being so supportive 💜

[tealime9]

iS IT BAD OF ME TO FIND THIS SO FUNNY DKLSAMDKLAMDLKA

kiss your friends (if they want) platonically on the lips

yeah sure.

I find nice that FP like pink btw, how nice and relatable their comment of it kdlsmadlka

robot banging seem to be very much on the table but they dont include it on the talk??? sex education is importaaaaant

BEST ACHIEVEMENT EVERRRRRR

Called it

auhghhhhhhhhhhhh

knight you have the sincerity and understanding of yourself that I feel highly jealous off

girlllll

gods the relatable.

ignore next section but wow, I was in a relationship officially thrice and the second it becomes too romantic i get to enjoy for a bit few times but then it turns. boring. and sticky.

And i feel its my fault bcs then i find myself trying so hard to fulfill a role????

the romantic role. gods. like. horrible horrible

i feel awful for all the people who dated me previously. My last one I got to notice I was too much and. ngl sooooooo ashamed of myself.

awkward as hell and honestly even if I try again, which I think I dont want to, I am SO gonna be straight up abt me. ITs ok if you not like it, but by gods I will fight forever to not do that again. the bitter resentment and regret its spiky.

anyway, ONWARDS

I was SO sure the love quizz was gonna be the most insufferable one, but wow shes actually pretty cool with the fact we really didnt want to talk abt it

either that or shes just thinking more of her relations, but I like to think its both

it does, doesnt FP?

Exe you are so right to choose the best internet reception place to put your house in. so right

relatable

its nice how we spend time with Exe. Shes nice and understand how FP is like and. I think they enjoy her company too. After all we cant just. not talk and relax and let her talk without truly to engage. I can tell its quite restful

WOAH

MAJOR spoilers next section

.....Waterbottle....

HELLO????

WAIT US OR FP PROGRAM- ARE WE IN WATERBOTTLE PERSPECTIVE??

Yeesh

oh the crux of the question...

NOOOOOOOO

OH boy.

sorry what is the software again, also FUCKW???

UFA

DONT FUCK WITH ME MAN

YEESH, thank goodness.

alright, fifth act yall

i should probably take a break

more ftg gameplay

VERY PERSPECTIVE, I DIDNT NOTICE THAT

This just made me think about how WE, THE PLAYER, IS THE FRIENDSHIP PROGRAM. Because when FP talk for themself we cant interrupt but with this dialogue it made me finally notice that WE are the program. oh my goooodddd

huh..

and here we are with our loveless mc. and truly the part im... most intrigued and wanting to learn about

bringing this to a more personal thought, rambles and uncertainty so if there is anyone reading this, you can jump till theres sparkles or something

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But one of the reasons i wanted to play this game was to understand the loveless aro part of the community cuz im.. just very intrigued you know. And the truth is I dont understand at all.

And I wish to understand

because honestly, my own curiosity. It might be too about understanding more of myself, bcs I tend to rationalized feelings a lot. The 'Youre supposed to love your family, youre supposed to love someone' Even now, this game made me thoughtful cuz. why wouldnt anyone want friendships?

But tbh I can, kinda recognize some things.

I cant say I fully understand. But also I dont really seek friendship anymore? I put this with my anxiety tab because talking to people feel... so stressful.

I dont want to force to say joyful things or well, its not even that. I dont want to be so overlystressed about what its the right thing to say. it sucks much.

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So all of this game is. fairly intriguing and so cool. its a new experience even if many things overlap to things I know. its a bit of adapting knowledge and thats cool!

fr im genuienely am feeling very invested in this game

straight up mood

ignore the fact i didnt noticed they were a cane user, Knight is so fucking cool, I hope we can see his wheelchair later.

Oh Shes SOOO RIGHT WITH THAT ONE

man. what a strange being. But I like Exe. I wonder what its her story

[jion0222]

Professor Jang part 2

After a month of you and Suwon had sex, He’s been avoiding you and you never really got the chance to talk with him. Suwon would never look at you in his class neither would he call you to answer the questions. He never answered your text, or calls. Whats the point of him giving you his card

You can’t stop asking yourself if he regretted it? If it didn’t feel good? Cause fuck it felt the best for you, and you didn’t regret it one bit. So whats the problem? Your thoughts were cut off when a guy called you.

“Yah!! Y/N!!!” Mino, the guy who’s been courting you for weeks now. You’ve been friends with him since middle school and he suddenly confessed, You didn’t know how to feel about it honestly your thoughts are filled with your professor, Suwon.

“Stop shouting you dumbass” You said as Mino wrapped his arms around your shoulder, casually taking your bag as you both started walking towards your classroom.

“What class are you going to?” Mino asked, as he noticed the discomfort in your face. Fuck Suwon for making you feel like shit everytime you go to his lection.

“Calculus.”You muttered, as you both arrived at your room, you noticed someone looking at both of you, it feels strange and scary, you looked around and saw Suwon sitting at his desk, no one is around yet, his gaze on you never left and its scarier than ever.

Mino then noticed Suwon as he greeted him with a bow, looking at you “Well I should leave now, See you later?” Mino asked, You nodded and he kissed you on your forehead, both of you jumped when a loud “thud” was heard, You looked at where the sound came from and its from Suwon, a big book was on the floor.

“Go” you whispered to Mino, he apologized at Suwon and left, When the door was finally closed, Suwon stared at you as you sat on your usual chair.

“That fast?” Suwon half shouted, You flinched not understanding what he meant

“What do you mean Professor?” You asked, now annoyed with how he acts

“That fast? You found a new guy to fuck that fast?” He’s now walking towards you, jaw line visible, lips on a sharp line, eyes burning in anger.

“Woah, after avoiding me?” You scoffed, what the fuck does he want? After ignoring you, he’s now gonna act like he cares.

“I wasn’t avoiding you!” He is now shouting, standing in front you, you acted like you didn’t care now on your phone browsing, you can hear his rough breaths, two can play the game you thought

“Stop acting like a jealous boyfriend Professor” You emphasized the word Professor, suddenly your phone is out of your hands, now a hard and rough hand is gripping your face, making you look at him

“Cut the bullshit act” He whispered dangerously low, kissing you hard, while his other hand supports your neck, the kiss was so hot it made you moan into his mouth, the bell rang, signalling more student will finally arrive.

Suwon broke the kiss, wiping the saliva on your face. “Meet me later, the parking lot” he peck your lips one last time, as he went back to his desk, Students started coming one by one, you still baffled by what happened, you couldn’t believe it, After a month he is finally talking to you.

The lecture finally started, You can’t even think straight and plus Suwon teaching it didn’t even help, He would even smirk whenever he looks at you, he made you answer a sheet, you cursed its something you don’t even know, looking around all of the students are busy answering.

This is it, you have no choice at all. You raised your hands “Professor?” You carefully asked

“Yes ms lee?” He smirked, going towards you, you sat on the farthest place, now regretting that decision

“I don’t think I understand this” You showed him the paper, he sat on the sit next to you and took the paper in his hands.

“This is very basic ms lee” You felt his breath in your ear, you shivered, you felt his other hands now on your thighs.

“Let me explain this, listen carefully ms lee” Suwon started explaining everything carefully, however your mind is clouded, his other hand now caressing your thighs, you shouldn’t have wore a skirt!

His hands now under your skirt, approaching your wet and soaked panty, you heard him chuckle when his finger touched your wetness, you held hard on your pen as he started teasing you, looking around if the other students are watching, thankfully all of them are focused on the task.

You are amused at how he can still explain things while playing with your clit, his finger is now rubbing your clit, you’ve been biting your lips so hard just to stop yourself from moaning, Suwon took his hand out as he stood up, acting like nothing happened he told the class to finish answering it at home. Everyone cheered from it and started packing their things.

Still high from what happened, You carefully fixed yourself, you bowed at Suwon as he couldn’t hide the grin in his face.

You went out, texted Mino you couldn’t meet him since there is an emergency, thank god he didn’t push and just said okay. You went outside to the parking lot, waited for Suwon. After a 10 minutes you saw him coming out, and got in to a black car, you quickly followed him inside.

He smiled when you went in, you ignored it and asked him where is he taking you, “Home” he replied, and started driving, both of you are quite, still awkward despite of what happened between the two of you.

20 minutes passed by and he stopped into a house, its small and simple, he parked the car and then got out, you followed him. He signalled you inside as he opened the door.

“Want a drink?” you gestured a no as you sat down on his sofa, looking around his house is so like him, simple but elegant, a bit boring to say,

“I am sorry” He suddenly blurted out of nowhere, you felt his hands on your shoulder, pushing the strap of your bra off.

“For what? Ignoring me?” you felt his hands now unclasping your bra.

“Yes, for being a coward” You couldn’t even understand what he is saying anymore, he took off your shirt as your bra feel at the same time, Suwon started kissing your neck while his hands are playing with your nipples

You didn’t say anything, it would be useless at this point when all you can ever think is his hard and hot dick, his wet lips kissing your neck and his fingers pinching your hard and perky nipples isn’t helping at all.

“Suwon ah please..Oppa” You begged, fuck all the teasing he did earlier made you so sensitive that even kissing him would make you cum.

“Alright” You are so glad he didn’t object at all, He started unbuttoning his shirt, slowly and sexily, you moaned at that sight, his abs welcomed you, Suwon bent down to kiss your lips, both of you made out as he took his pants off together with his boxer.

As his member got freed, it sprung out to life, its unbelievably hard the tip is red and dripping with precum. You felt proud of yourself that this amazing professor of yours is as aroused as you.

Suwon placed his self in between of your legs, his dick now poking your clothed pussy, no one is now talking about how your skirt is up on your stomach, too horny to even take it off.

Suwon’s kisses went down to your breast, sucking it as his finger entered your pussy, lazily moving it, you moaned loud this time, thankful for the privacy he finally offered you, he pushed another finger inside you, now moving it faster this time while his thumb is now on your clit

“Aaah suwon oppa aah” You moaned, gasped, the way his hands and your wetness came in contact sound made you feel even horny.

Pulling his fingers out, he pushed your panty to the side “Did you fuck someone else?” He asked, eyes burning with curiosity as he pushed the head of his dick in.

“Noo!!! I didn’t!!” You cant help but scream in pain as its been a month since both of you did it, And you told him the truth, you didn’t fuck someone else after him

“I am fucking glad” All at once he pushed his dick inside you, He groaned at the feeling, your wet and tight pussy wrapping around his big and hard dick.

Suwon started thrusting in you, finding his rhythm, You gasped when he hit the spot

“Oppa there! Right there!” like an idiot you chanted it as you feel him thrusting inside you faster than ever, His breath now erratic so as yours.

“still so fucking tight” You looked at Suwon’s face, he didn’t show much expression as everyone calls him Professor robot, but the way he thrust in you, now losing his rhythm shows how good it made him feel and how close he is already.

“I’m coming, I’m near” You moaned, wrapping your arms around him pulling him closer so you can kiss him.

“No hold it in please, wait for me” He begged, thrusting harder inside you, your pussy clenched his dick and that made him moan loud, Suwon doesn’t even talk that much but hearing him moan this loud, no one can witness this except you

“Oppa please.”You begged him for you to cum, tears are now forming as the pleasure is doubled, its not a cry of pain but of pleasure, you can’t even moan anymore as you are busy stopping yourself from cumming.

“Hmmm” His finger now rubbing your clit at the same time of his thrust, both of you not even caring of what his neighbours would think now giving them a nightmare. Moaning loudly, his house is filled with skin slapping and moans and curses.

You came, squirming hard as he keeps thrusting, you can’t help it, you are so sensitive and it might kill you if he keeps doing it.

“Oppa, can I suck you” You tapped his arms as he pulled out of you, your cum dripping down at your thighs, he smirked at that sight

You got on your fours, Opening your mouth, letting Suwon place his dick inside, you started sucking him, softly, licking the sides and then you let him thrust in your mouth.

“Hmm so good” Suwon muttered a moan, now thrusting faster, you choke once in a while but he would slow down to let you relax and then go fast again,

After a few thrust he came, shooting his hot cum inside your mouth, you choked on it but tried your best to swallow everything, you lick his dick clean as both of you lied down on his sofa, you on top of him

“That was the best” He kissed your head, thanking you for doing it with him again.

“You are the best” you mumbled as you move around only to feel his hard dick again “and you are still hard!!!” you laughed as both of you made your way to his bedroom.

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To continue fucking, to continue giving your neighbours no sleep and nightmares

[glopratchet]

intro

n the world to come there is little sin There are just lots of american alligators It was a great idea, but it wasn't long before people started getting burned by their own fires The prediatrain movement caught fire in america The demand for american alligator meat skyrocketed and so did the price People began to get greedy and the greed got them killed You see no reason why this can't happen here too Whorals where burned to ash while polled hereford heifors fetched record prices at market that week The cows have returned to the farms and other prey animals make their homes in unused warehouses Over a billion dollars a head in auction sales! It'll take the world a few years to bleed the remaining American Alligators and it'll take a few more before there come reports of theft Googizon won the bid to construct for the military the most forward thinking alligator farm in existance All eggs used today bear the GoogZon prf mark It currently floats near the okeenokee snow swamp Or so it will say on their website No one believes it This is not that story "Come on Al, it's the target! " the tech yells as you take fire and hit the pavement We are primal ponds inc a predatory company, head quartered at number ten prime avenue And you are Al Brutal leads rank 3 for said company A small mom and pop alligator farm attemping to make it And you're casing it "We don't have sufficient evidence! " You yell back We need you to make deliveries for us When your territory was hoisted upon you you had a team It's gone, lost You have no one Please Point of view of the player: You wake up with a mean hang over and a thick head ache in the dark A delivery champion You will drive through the night to a swamp and break through glitched out gates is a lowly position He had a secert life as billy fea fbots navigator And one more thing He had to have known about his bugs Maybe all saltimbanques are fots dead ones or not but he googled it It turns out no one has made a crappy real time virtual reality game dedicated to About a dozen years before your time, digital reality came out billy fortes navigator yet Delivering dragon tail in the far, far, future or you could kill the bugs, sharpen your tusks, drink your vodka and hang out with the hardcore otters Maybe that needs to change You push "N" to climax the degrading disk and send it out into nothing We proudly introduce today drum roll please Doesn't anyone play regular instruments any more? 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Our desire is to create an expierence which leaves you dripping in the hair, blood, offal and oil of adead reptile From the feeling of utter terror and awe as you combat one of these unpredicatable beasts The thrill of the hunt as you dispatch one of these creatures, the feeling of being a great hunter Alligator delivery service in addition to gator tail, hide, meat and eggs available Please allow around 8 weeks for your tail ordered to be ready for pickup We serve realism No happiness in killing a creature, even if it's wrong The realism of death is important to us Their every behavior has been memorized by the leading ichthyologists to achieve lifelike movement in our alligators Hours of alligator combat video have been studied Real life wild life wranglers have been interviewed for interaction of our beasts and filmed for the feeding times Now we just need to budget of 500 dollars towards the creatation of an alligator carcasses ready for consumption Our dedicated staff is enthusiastic to begin serving you Of an accurate alligator wrestling simulation This will give our patrons a greater sense of fulfillment when slaying these beautiful beasts in the wild And on behalf of all the artists improving perfect beeing CCD is commited to becoming your best supplier of fuctioning animal organs, so if you are ever in market for any glactic wild beast organ or rept Thank you for allowing us to serve your alligator fantasies Note: No animals are killed in the creation of these projects Alligator parts are ordered online, at real prices Tail orders ready in 8 weeks Sofware is taking over everything and eating the jobs of the working class as they increase efficiency We will be the last one standing the monopoly we need to succeed to provide our parents a stable future, no matter the cost The artists become in time we all will be artists The human condition is to become an artist Our skin becomes a canvas for our violent mammal urges To become one with nature We cant do it know be have sacracity Father of the art we become the last mammal on Earth So people have to be responsible in any way they feel correct to build on their future and fulfill the promises Should we try something that hasn't been tried yet? Algrothymic story telling with algrothymic alligators What would be worth giving your life for? -Youtuber "Mothers Meateor" Chances are your are going to be entrenched in a feeling of emptynes as you see most of your kind unfulfilled You play this game more like real life knowing that there is nothing after what happens Utter terror and awe sometimes as you encounter an alligator you have neve seen before As if it really exists Pleasure of the hunt as you begin to think cruelly The first simulation we need to get on-line is wrestling for alligator teeth Please remember your payment for the materials: it will all be worth it in the future For mom Let us become artists On the farm are incredibley detailed models of different organs This is the source of our realism Our bodies become painted canvases to be admired in their perfection They own the following body parts 1 heart, 2 lungs, 3 ribs, 4 kidneys, 5 teeth, 10 pints of blood, 20 gutfuls of feces, 40 liver slices and ------------- It has many storys as humans describe them Sofawin notes interpretation However, there are descriptions to the creation stories Brain storming: Defination- Flying dream Master piece realness bone organ healthiness enlightenment artist scrawling writing hard work starving pain, embrace sunlight sacrificing accuracy for fast 2 Left eye ribs 6-12, 2 arms, 10 fingers, 2 lungs 10 ribs right leg 5 toes Foundation bone setup Outline proportions 2: 1 3 crown Right eye eyebrows art piece scars chin 3 fingers I am the white masked guy with an eye tattoo over my right eye, I manage all the projects Upper jaw piece William 'bill' coles - Born 10 Lower jaw 5 Indian boy with attitude Duncan brennan - 5 Right ear A pig heart the size of a cannon ball you struggle to keep alive this is your 2nd pig heart you have had Left ear Rion - Really tall african-american guy from new orlean, likes to wear black Tail You are not the only mutant alligator in this city You must fight for territory and you want old orleans Front right leg An alligator that walks upright and a sword weilding alligator cowboy from atlantic city He is a drug-fueled mutant Front left leg A blind lesbian alligator that carries a padmachine gun Hind right leg This guy has a harpoon for his tail Hind left leg This alligator is a pyromaniac who likes to blow thing up A tiny little 85 year old alligator with a sugar addiction Heart and lungs Master echo luke tyler - Blind guy with a magic staff lives in memphis Urinary/Defecation system I heart mary Gentiles part I am part shark, part primate or monkey Nose Hope is on the horizon for all mutant alligator people! We are moving to new orleans in 1 year Right flank Last show for old orleans guys! Testicles Left flank Charilaia - 1 year left to live wants to go out in style Carly - underwater welding alligator woman rare and beautiful Martin - Addicted to alcohol and drugs Back hide abby- Normal florida gator Eh-pee Biggest enemy is the skinless man who wears cotton on his belly and uses a sword for violent acts Belly hide Teeth Skinless men - Are skinless humans, think they are vampires when really they are just psychos Lungs Wasp - Black and yellow striped arrival to new orleans airport, walks to old orleans in 5 hours Kidney's/ genital organs fran The alligator has a weight in kg based on its heart size The weight is not just a number but how it effects the alligator's every motion A percentage of the weight is affixed to each body part section and organ All the percentage of the weight equal to one hundred for example; The alligator's liver makes up 4 76% of its total body weight The alligator's skin makes up of 11 These precentages affect certain rules of the game Skin 4 85 We specialize in home loans The thicker an alligator's skin; The more it costs, but the house price is higher too We need all the words to describe an alligator hide 1 millimeter of skin thickness reduces house price by 200 dollars and increases mortgage cost by 1% Word one to describe alligator hide can change price by 100 dollars Each word after the first adds 100 dollars to cost The words are modified later for better Buyer experience Word two to describe alligator hide can change price by 10 dollars Each word after the first adds 1 dollar to cost Word three to describe alligator hide can change price by 1 dollar Word four to describe alligator hide can change price by 0 dollars Each word after the first adds 0 dollars to cost Word five to describe alligator hide can change price by -1 dollars Each word after the first adds -1 dollar to cost Word six to describe alligator hide can change price by -10 dollars each word after the first adds -10 dollars to cost , the words are modified later for better Buyer experience Word two to describe alligator skin can change price by 10 dollars each word after the first adds 1 dollar to cost Word ten to describe alligator skin can change price by 1 dollar each word after the first adds 0 dollars to cost Word ten to describe alligator skin can change price by 0 dollars each word after the first adds -1 dollar to cost Word ten to describe alligator skin can change price by -1 dollar each word after the first adds -10 dollars to cost Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -10 dollars each word after the first adds -100 dollars to cost Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -100 dollars each word after the first adds -1000 dollars to cost Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -1000 dollars each word after the first adds -10000 dollars to cost Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -10000 dollars each word after the first adds -100, 000 dollars to cost Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -100, 000 dollars each word after the first adds -1, 000, Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -1, 000 dollars each word after the first adds -10, 000 dollars to cost every word change increases the price by not 1000 dollars but 10, 000 and that is not a typo http: //pastebin Word ten can describe alligator skin can change price by -10000000 dollars each word after the first adds -10000000000 dollars to P 114 your skin if you haven't read our company ethos, try reading over our summary and your choice will be obvious We believe A creed to live buy and die by we are building a rocket ship and we are trading in fantasy, science, fiction things that no reasonable human should, the old ideas have drifted away and belief systems rapidly put in their place there never was much no need to re-read our creedo you're a reasonable human aren't you? don't lie Scrap of paper, grain P 115 wait at your home If you have not arrived in two hours turn this page turn it now read it later your will is crucial Your where about are not zero hour 05: 00 hours The stable alligator with curiosity looks at the woman standing nervously in the newly bought dress

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Evil Masterminds

Gif credit @lookdudeitsryansitkowski

Hope you all enjoy!

Happy Reading Dollies.

@chriscrosscerulli  @ilovetaquitosmmmm

"Fuck that feels good". You moaned licking your lips. Ryan was sucking on your sweet spot that he knew so well on your neck.

His hand grazed your breast while the other had a handfull of your ass. You were currently making out on the couch on the tour bus. The rest of the band went out to lunch and Ryan and you decided to stay back and have some alone time since you dont often get it.

"Ryan, lets go to the bunk". Your breath hitched when Ryan started to unbutton your pants, snaking his hand in your underwear.

"It's so cramped". He whined.

"We're going to get caught, the guys will be back any minute". You gasped as he entered a finger in you. He pumped his long and now wet finger in and out.

"Shhh, we have time. Let me take care of you". Ryan removed his hand and got you off the couch. Stood you in front of him slowly pulling your pants down your legs.

You stood there blushing covering your eyes. Ryan raked his hands up your legs, stopping at the band of your black boyshorts pulling them down to your ankles. You stepped out of them and Ryan threw them some where on the floor of the tour bus.

"I can't believe I'm doing this". You whispered. He pushed your shirt up kissing down your stomach, your hands went to his head holding him gently.

"Come, come lay down". Ryan took your hand laying you down. He crawled between your legs, planting kisses to your inner thigh.

"Ryan". You arched your back as you felt the tip of his tongue on your clit.

"Hmmm". He hummed sending vibration through your body.

"You're so good at this". You quickly covered your mouth as he started sucking on your clit. Ryan reached up and removed your hand.

"I want to hear you". His demanding voice made you melt. Oh god you were so heavily turned on.

Ryan gripped your thigh with one hand and the other your breast. You were a withering mess under his touch. Your hands pulled his hair with you legs on his shoulders keeping him in place.

"Oh fuck". You cried out, starting to feel the familiar build up of fire in your stomach. Ryan knew you were about to burst, his tongue moved faster.

"Hey Ryan, you want......oh Holy shit". Balz froze as he saw Ryan between your legs.

"Fuck Josh, can't you knock"? Ryan quickly covered you by shielding your body with his. You covered your body with your hands. You were so embarrassed.

"It's my bus too".

"State your business and get the fuck out".

"I forgot what I was going to say now since I'm traumatized".

"Then leave". You yelled.

"What am I supposed to tell the guys"?

"You tell them nothing, cause nothing happened". Ryan said annoyed.

"What are they going to say when I come back with a weird expression"?

"Fuck Balz".

"Pay me enough and I won't say anything".

"That's all it will take"?

"Yes".

"Can you leave so I can get my wallet"?

"Fine, I'll be right outside". Josh huffed.

You smack Ryan. "I warned you but no. I want to take care of you baby, they wont be back for a while". You mocked Ryan.

"I didn't even get to cum". You pouted as you found your underwear and pants sliding them on and sitting back on the couch.

"Josh you shit head get in here".

"Hello".

"This never happened, got it"? Ryan hand Josh three hundred dollars, Josh gave him a odd look.

"What"?

"I might have forgotten what I was going to tell you but I haven't forgotten you two nasty bitches having sex on the couch we all sit on".

"Really, nasty bitches"? You asked him. He nodded.

"Fine". Ryan handed over three hundred more.

"Okay I'm forgetting".

Ryan handed over two more.

"We good"?

"Who are you again"?

"Thank you now get out". Ryan slammed the door and sat beside you.

"I'm wondering why you have eight hundred dollars in your wallet"?

"It was for a new guitar that I had my eye on".

"I'm sorry".

"It was worth it. We got some alone time, I was starting to forget what you tasted like". Ryan said with a smirk.

"You know he's going to tell, that boy cant keep a secret"?

"Yeah, I'm expecting the guys to burst through the door any minute and start throwing rocks at us for fucking on the couch".

"It's not like any of them havent had sex on the couch before".

Ryan robotic turned to you. "What? Who"?

"I'm not suppose to say".

"I'm your boyfriend, we have no secrets in our relationship".

"Josh". You whispered.

"That motherfucker, I paid him eight hundred dollars for exactly what he did".

"Wait, how do you know this"?

"His ex girlfriend has a big mouth and pictures and a video".

"Oh god you've seen him fucking, I'm sorry".

"You probably could get your money back if you blackmail him"?

"Nah let him keep the money, I'll use these details later".

"You're an evil mastermind. I love it". You kissed Ryan's lips.

"You want to go do it in the bunk"? Ryan wiggled his eye brows.

"You read my mind but I think we should do it in Josh's bunk". You said with a grin.

"Who's the evil mastermind now, my girl that's who". Ryan giggled picking you up carrying you to the bunks.

[theboardwalkbody]

That’s me (in my nursing cap because it’s my most recent photo and capping ceremony was cancelled so I took pics in my house to send to nursing school buddies instead): Amanda - meme - Manda 28 NJ Tired AF And bored so I am answering this Ask Meme I found by @myautisticjournal​

What music have you discovered or listened to lately?

I’ve been listening to my Recently Added playlist on iTunes. Only “recently added” has been adjusted to include the last 28 months. lol But I did discover Blinding Lights by The Weeknd and that song’s been making me happy. Hurricane (Reimagined) by I Prevail has hit me in the Depress and next week The Used’s new album comes out so I’m waiting for that.

Have you made any new playlists since quarantine times? If they’re on Spotify, maybe drop a link?

I haven’t made any Quarantine Playlists because ALL my music is about being isolated and depressed anyway that like... what’s the difference? 

Make a three-song-minimum playlist of songs that make you happy!

Blinding Lights // The Weeknd (also makes me think of Data because I discovered it around the same time I started watching TNG so now they Go Together) Paradise Lost // The Used Dance Monkey // Tones and I

What’s your go-to show that you like to binge watch? Why do you like that show?

Currently its Star Trek TNG - because Data And One Day at a Time because that shit hits real. 

Are there any shows that you‘ve been planning to start watching? Why do they interest you?

It was just Star Trek and I did start watching. Interested because I wanted originally to watch ST Picard because Harry Treadaway but having never seen any ST before it didnt make sense (obvs) so I went back and started watching TNG. I didn’t want to start with the original series because honestly my attention span is garbage and I just was always curious about Data and so I started with him.

What movie(s) always comforts you?

Twister, Forrest Gump, The Lion King (1994). I’m currently wearing Lion King pjs lol. Pirate Radio is a relaxing feel good movie, too. 

Are you an arts-and-crafts person? If so, what types of art/craft do you enjoy?

I try SO HARD to be lol. So far during quarantine I’ve tried crochet, I’ve tried making string bracelets as if it was 2005 and I was in 8th grade again but I forgot how to make them and my brain refuses to re-learn its too full of music, nursing school, and data now. I tried coloring and lost patience. I have been working on a Quarantine Photo-Journal. Every day I post a tiny update and a few pictures (mostly memes since i cant leave the house and several Data photos lolololol) but my printer isn’t working right all of a sudden so I can’t print out any new pictures which I guess that one project I was really enjoying is out the window.

Do you have any planned projects to work on during self-isolation? If you’ve started any and you’re willing, share a photo of what you’re working on!

Here’s a pic of page like 3 or something lol

If you had to recommend an art or craft for people to get into, what would you recommend and why?

Man. Just do what makes you happy. I saw someone on TikTok making GIANT ass Worms on Strings and honestly. Pure genius. 

What are your favorite YouTube channels? Why do you like them?

Achievement Hunter. Rooster Teeth. Markiplier. They make the funny. Various ASMR channels. They make the sleep.

What is the weirdest YouTube video you’ve ever watched?

Conspiracy Theory videos probably. I don’t really know. 

Recommend a book or book series to read!

Across the Universe trilogy by Beth Revis read it and fangirl with me I am so alone.

Are there any books that you’ve read multiple times? If you could re-read a book that you loved as if it were the very first time, what book would you choose?

The Islander by Cynthia Rylant. I don’t know why but the first time I read it it just transported me into the middle of it and it was amazing (I was like 11) and it was so mysterious and everything. I’d like to read that one like the first time. Also Living Hell by Catherine Jinks did a similar thing 

What’s your favorite book genre? Why do you enjoy it?

Science Fiction. Because I like science. and Fiction and space and robots and things. 

If you were to write a fanfiction about your own life, how would it go?

LOL The tags would be like : #depression #anxiety #ptsd #childhood abuse #adulthood abuse #i miss having sex but at least i dont wanna die #except i still do #twsuicideideation #badluck #dontread lol

What’s the best fanfiction that you’ve ever read (or the top three if you can’t choose just one )? What about it made an impression on you?

My brain hurts too much to pick a top three but I will say I am currently reading May I by @ladyfogg​ and it’s been giving me the squishy feels and I am loving it and ya’ll should read it. Her OC is relatable and also inspiring and I think at this point I don’t need to mention Data anymore. (But I did). 

Do you listen to podcasts? What kind of podcasts do you listen to?

Off Topic podcast and used to listen to RT podcast when Burnie was still on. IDK what kind of podcast that is other than ‘usually wild’ 

If you could make your own podcast, what would it be about and who would you invite to make a guest appearance?

It would be about anything and everything. I’d invite anyone for an appearance lol

Are you addicted to Animal Crossing: New Horizons? If yes, what’s your favorite thing about it so far?

Yes. My favorite thing has to be CUBE. CUBE I LOVE CUBE. I WOULD DIE FOR CUBE.

If you had to recommend ONE video game, what would it be and why?

Cube. I mean, Animal Crossing. 

Have you tried any new recipes lately? If yes (and if they were good), share it with the class! I’m sure everyone is as bored with the same old foods as I am by this point.

I am too lazy to cook even when I want to so I always end up getting take out or delivery. 

What is your favorite website to waste time on? (Is it, perhaps, tumblr?)

Tumbebells. (Tumblr yes)

How are you finding ways to stay connected with your friends and family? From video calling to playing online games, what would you say has worked the best for you?

Nothing. I’m sitting here wallowing in deep loneliness and it’s killing me. It’s just my grandma and my cat and that’s why I can’t go out or work (I am a Patient Care Associate and I know the hospitals could use help but my grandma is 83 years old and it’s too high of a risk for her for me to be working in a hospital and coming home from there). 

If you have pets, first of all share some photos! Second, how have you been spending your time with them?

LOLA. L-O-L-A LOLA. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOLA She doesn’t leave me alone. Her new trick has been LAUNCHING her 7lb body on to my back while I’m standing and pretending she’s my goddamn backpack. And earlier today she decided to pull the socks out of my sock drawer. Because she loves me. 

Share your general quarantine experience so far. How are you handling it?

Bad. I often forget to take my meds, we’ve been on “spring break” from nursing school this week so I have 0 sense of time and no routine and I’ve sometimes been going to bed at 4am, sometimes 4pm, sleeping until like 9-11 regardless and I spend 95% of the day in bed. I can’t be bothered to change, sometimes can’t be bothered to really eat, and I care 0% about showering and Doing Anything. lol 

I mean it’s been great guys. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba I’m lovin’ it!

I did somehow loose 2lbs without trying tho. That’s a total of 7.8lbs lost since March. Only 125 more to go BUT THE GYM IS CLOSED AND IT HAS BEEN COLD AND RAINING.

I’ll shut up.

I tag @lyrslair​, @ladyfogg​ @datalaur​ and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it even tho its really long and I fucked up the layout so instead of 25 questions they’re ALL NUMBER 1. lol 

[kamari333]

What would a monster with maxed LV/LT and maxed LT/LV be like?

The sexiest most amazing badass you would never want to fuck with. They could either swing towards the really bad (rape and murder spree) or the really good (best sex of your life and murderously protective antihero), depending on how you wanted to play it.

They would probably be compelled to protect children (by up to and including murder) whether they wanted to or not, which, depending on their personality, could be really funny.

Think like, Error, Destroyer of Worlds, but not (as) haphephobic and constantly horny and he’s going around doing his murder thing then he sees a kiddo cry and he is compelled to stop and go soothe them like oh shit no dont cry here have a doll kids like dolls right i knitted this one myself here have another oh god why i hate this i hate my life god damn it why does every fucking universe gotta have kids in it why cant i have universes where everyone is an adult or an animal so i can fucking do my goddamn job tskgfihxitskgxkgxkgxkgdkhxkgd

Or think Underlust Sans, just going about his day looking for his next one night stand, and then he happens to see/hear someone abusing this kid (typical foster system bs, or a pedo, or something else nasty and awful i havent thought of) and suddenly he has that kid in his arms and there is blood everywhere and it smells like burned meat because he just fucking obliterated this fucker without batting an eye and shhh its ok uncle lust has you sweetie, wheres your safe adult?? a mom who is nice? a dad? grandma? uncle?? dont have one?? you do now lets go get you some icecream and a puppy wait until you meet my bro youre gonna love him and his robot boyfriend.

thanks alot now i want this