#Chittr Hijack

[swarmishstrangers]

Can we get a jealous mallek x reader pls i love him sm 😭😭

So so SO sorry for how utterly long this has taking me. Hopefully the fact that this has inspired an entire ass multichapter book makes up for it :]

I want to preface this though by saying I didn't exactlyyy follow the request to a T. This has kinda just veered off into something a little different entirely and my explanation as to why is this. I found it actually kind of difficult to write Mallek being jealous. I say it was diffcult to me because personally?? I just don't really see him as a jealous type. Unless you were to go out of your way to try and make him jealous (bad idea considering he'd trust you considerably less and would think it's fucked up of you to try and do) then I just don't see it. He trusts his partner!

So! I took the request into an entirely different direction in the form of. Maybe Mallek trying to avenge you in a way. In what way? How about a story where Zebruh spams the hell out of you. It leaves you overwhelmed and emotionally in shambles simply from the amount and Mallek, seeing this, concocts a plan to get back at him for you?

I hope even if I didn't follow the request completely that you still enjoy the first chapter and the chapters to come!

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Chapter 1: The Development

On Earth, there are a plethora of ways one can wake up. The sounds of birds chirping, the sounds of people you live with already being up and about the house, maybe the sun peeking its way through the blinds. You sort of miss those days. Both because you miss the days when you can be in the sun without fear and also because it reminds you that you’re not there when you wake up.

Your eyes struggle to open and stay open. Your vision is blurry, and your eyes are still irritated by the musty air and the sleep still present in your eyes. You’re reminded some more as you slowly lift your head off of the part of the blanket you had bunched up, that you aren't and probably never will be back on Earth. You're on Alternia now. And mornings, replaced with nights, are different. Your gaze lifts, specifically to the window. You may not have the sunlight waking you up these days, but these nights, it’s replaced with the glow of the two moons. It's still what would be early, the moon's on Alternia's horizon.

You debate on it, venturing out or staying in and sleeping some more before you get the night started. Cause God damnit sleep is hard to come by these days. At least a full day's rest is. When was the last time you got to sleep for a full day on Alternia?

That seemed to be good enough reasoning to go for the ladder option. You settle yourself back down again, balling the soft blankets in your fist and bringing them to you as you usually did to make up for your lack of pillows. Plus your bed is still warm. Who in their right mind could refuse? But before you could reallyyy get comfortable, a loud buzz sounded and lightly vibrated on the floor somewhere around your head; a flash of light followed briefly before quieting.

You give it a minute. Nothing else is heard. Slowly, you wiggle yourself to get comfortable and close your eyes again, not thinking much of it. There are many possibilities it could be. Notifications from Chittr, a message from one of your many friends, or something even as small as an app notifica-

Another buzz followed by light. God damn it.

You rise from the blankets in defeat. You could at least check it out before you decide to message back..it shouldn't be anything too serious, if not, you could leave the message unopened and go back to sleep.

You turn the palm husk on, your eyes stinging from the light, so, you squint to read what pops up...

Read the rest of the Chittr Hijack chapter here!

[devotionmaniac]

Got the ball rolling on Chittr Hijack chapter 2! It should hopefully be finished and posted sometime this month? Don't quote me on that tho!

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more godawful headcanons

boldir makes up conspiracies and sees how many followers they can get

trolls have animal traits from being raised by animals so mallek tries to rattle at people to intimidate them

folykl and kuprum live in a dumpster and scream at anyone who goes near

the scorlo pirate cerulean still exists, they’re just sailing the far seas and sinking seadweller’s ships

zebede trained his bees to attack people and just pretended to be using animal communication. do not trust his lies

marvus and boldir know each other from discussing time shenanigans over chittr

folykl rolls in grease once weekly to retain her shiny coat

and finally,

chahut hijacks a spaceship once she gets shoved into the space war and turns it into a portable clown church

[swarmishstrangers]

CHITTR HIJACK CHAPTER 2 HAS BEEN POSTED!!! WOOOO

Chittr Hijack Chapter 2: The Organization

[swarmishstrangers]

Started the drafting of Chapter 3 of Chittr Hijack!! >:D

[swarmishstrangers]

It makes me feel super giddy when people are voicing their liking to my new fic + listing what parts they liked gggrRAGGHH RGAGHHH!!! glad you're all enjoying it >:D

[swarmishstrangers]

Going through it y'all (Dialogue is hard sometimes)...Also! Writing idea and miiiight have to put a bit of a pause on writing Chittr Hijack chapter 3, I have a fic I REALLY want to get out on Valentines Day (2 chapters maybe teehee)

[swarmishstrangers]

I'm losing y'all lmao

[swarmishstrangers]

I'm having fun guys

[swarmishstrangers]

Omfg i'm already almost to 1000 words. I thought I was making this chapter shorter compared to the other two

sweats

not even halfway through the drafting process

[swarmishstrangers]

Chittr Hijack chapter 3 is going well! HDGHSGSJA

[swarmishstrangers]

I want so badly to write for chapter 3 of Chittr Hijack but I've been INSANELY fucking busy smh 😭

[swarmishstrangers]

Actually, the idea of reading anything from Mallek's perspective is so awesome it makes me giggle :]

I wish you lots of energy, inspiration and your favourite cookies to write whatever you're currently the most bothered with, because anything that is written by you is going to be extremely pleasant to read, and it's something I'm very sure about

It's gonna be fun writing from his perspective. Yeah, he's as cool as a cucumber on the outside and he definitely tries to seem cool in front of Mspar but this dude is kind of a mess of emotions on the inside. It also means I get to write him and his lusus interacting and that's ALWAYS fun because I love their parental interactions and his lusus fussing over him.

Thank you sm anon for the words of encouragment!! It's very assuring to hear you like my writing!!! >:D

[swarmishstrangers]

Oh, sorry, I forgot to add that your writing style is hypnotizing, I read the entire chapter in one sitting!

TYSMM it genuinely really means a lot for me to hear! :D

[swarmishstrangers]

OMG OMG OMG!! The last update of Chitter Hijack made me feel sooo much, I just HAD to run here and say how much comfort it brought to me!! Thank you so much for sharing your work, I'm going crazy over it and looking forward to reading what's next :>

TY TYYY YIPPEE

That makes me feel like, super giddy teehee. I'm glad you're enjoying the fic so far! I've been absolutely buzzing and going crazy with the ideas I have planned for it. Mallek just makes me. SUPER unwell y'all have no idea

Next chapter is def going to be fun to getting to brainstorm and write for! Tiny spoilers erm. Looks from side to side and then leans in close, it's a chapter written from Mallek's pov >:]c

[swarmishstrangers]

I'm at 5,000 god damn words and 15 pages on google docs. Chittr Hijack enjoyers be ready