#Chronos Miniatures

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Барон Мюнхга́узен Baron Münchhausen 1720- 1797 Rudolf Erich Raspe Russo-Turkish War of 1737–1739 Rides the cannonball

[holmesoldfellow]

Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson miniatures kit by Chronos Miniatures

[satoshi-mochida]

Sea of Stars free DLC ‘Throes of the Watchmaker’ launches May 20 - Gematsu

Sea of Stars free downloadable content “Throes of the Watchmaker” will launch on May 20 for all platforms, developer Sabotage Studio announced. It will adds over eight hours of new areas, music, dungeons, mini-games, enemies, bosses, and puzzles, including new playable classes for Valere and Zale, and new playable character Arty.

Here is an overview of the content, via Sabotage Studio:

“Throes of the Watchmaker” returns to one of the most intriguing characters encountered in Sea of Stars‘ main adventure—the genius inventor known as the Watchmaker, architect of the Clockwork Castle and creator of Wheels, a tabletop pastime enjoyed throughout Sea of Stars’ world. The downloadable content explores a fascinating invention by the Watchmaker, the miniature clockwork world of Horloge, a land threatened by a cursed carnival. Zale and Valere must adapt to Horloge’s peculiar rules to fully realize their mastery of Sun and Moon powers, the abilities they’ve refined since the beginning of Sea of Stars‘ central journey to stop the Fleshmancer with Eclipse Magic.

This post-game bonus adventure downloadable content is designed around a self-contained progression loop featuring completely new classes, skills and combos to master for Zale, who trades his signature sword to become a skillful juggler, and Valere, who sets aside her trusty staff to dazzle as an acrobat. Throughout “Throes of the Watchmaker,” the duo fights alongside a new playable party member in Artificer, a mechanized, laser-wielding sharpshot. “Throes of the Watchmaker” features never-before-seen areas, puzzles and enemies throughout a compelling storyline wholly unique from Sea of Stars‘ core adventure. “Throes of the Watchmaker”‘s cinematic budget is equivalent to that of the main game, allowing Sabotage to richly realize key narrative moments and deliver a dense, delightful new tale spanning eight hours of new content. Crafted as a quest to enjoy after completing Sea of Stars‘ critical path, “Throes of the Watchmaker” is the perfect reason to begin a New Game+ playthrough or dive into the world of Sea of Stars for the first time ahead of this all-new journey arrives on May 20.

A stirring new score from Sea of Stars‘ Lead Composer, Eric W. Brown, accents the journey, with additional original songs composed in collaboration with Yasunori Mitsuda (Chrono Trigger) who returns as a guest composer. “Throes of the Watchmaker” follows “Dawn of Equinox,” a separate free update which added local cooperative play, combat refinements, and more to Sea of Stars‘ celebrated campaign.

Sea of Stars is available now for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Switch, and PC via Steam.

Watch a new trailer below. View a new set of screenshots at the gallery.

DLC “Throes of the Watchmaker” Release Date Trailer

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Apex Student Dossier — Zenith Academy Archives

1. Jay Ostler — "Crimson Rabbit"

Type: Pyrokinetic Tactician

Psychic Dominant Ability: Ember Surge Control

Stuffed Form: A crimson rabbit plush with fire-glow stitching, charred texture, and retractable flame ears

Element: Fire

Level: Apex-8

Sigil: Thorn Crown Phoenix

Personality: Stoic, calculating, and quiet with a fiery will to protect his squad

Notable Feats: Survived an unsealed fire relic implosion, mentors new students in control techniques

2. Kael Voss — "Clockwork Owl"

Type: Chrono-Mancer Strategist

Psychic Dominant Ability: Time Pulse Lock (temporal stasis and rewind)

Stuffed Form: A bronze owl with spinning gears, monocle eye, and ticking sound gimmick

Element: Time

Level: Apex-9

Sigil: Hourglass Chain

Personality: Eccentric, wise beyond his age, and speaks in paradoxes

Notable Feats: Froze an entire battlefield for 13 seconds mid-conflict

3. Darius Hale — "Stormcloud Bear"

Type: Berserker Elementalist

Psychic Dominant Ability: Atmos Surge (storm embodiment)

Stuffed Form: A thundercloud bear that rumbles and lights up during aura activation

Element: Storm

Level: Apex-9

Sigil: Thunderclap Crest

Personality: Loud, emotional, fiercely loyal

Notable Feats: Took down a rogue Apex by summoning a tempest indoors

4. Ren Takahashi — "Silk Fox"

Type: Illusionist

Psychic Dominant Ability: Veil Mirage (creates sentient, semi-real projections)

Stuffed Form: Fox plush with UV-reactive fur and shape-shifting tail

Element: Shadow/Light Blend

Level: Apex-7

Sigil: Trickster Glyph

Personality: Flirtatious, clever, the academy's performance arts king

Notable Feats: Tricked three examiners into fighting each other

5. Bjorn Halvard — "Thorned Wolf"

Type: Geokinetic Blacksmith

Psychic Dominant Ability: Terrablade Eruption (forms weapons from terrain)

Stuffed Form: Thorn-armored wolf plush with detachable crystal spikes

Element: Earth

Level: Apex-8

Sigil: Wolf Crown Seal

Personality: Silent, strong, and cryptically poetic

Notable Feats: Sealed a cave-in with a single punch

6. Finn O’Connor — "Stardust Sparrow"

Type: Cosmic Navigator

Psychic Dominant Ability: Astral Leap (teleportation + starflare tracking)

Stuffed Form: Miniature bird with glow-in-the-dark wings and built-in star map

Element: Cosmic

Level: Apex-7

Sigil: Nebula Crest

Personality: Dreamy, philosophical, speaks in riddles

Notable Feats: Located a lost satellite with his third eye

7. Arjun Mehta — "Marble Ram"

Type: Alchemist Healer

Psychic Dominant Ability: BioMarble Transmutation (turns aura into healing constructs)

Stuffed Form: A hard shell ram plush with hidden compartments for tonics

Element: Light/Earth

Level: Apex-9

Sigil: Spiral Sun Crest

Personality: Gentle, analytical, and heart-driven

Notable Feats: Revived 3 fallen squadmates in a single duel

8. Kofi Mensah — "Ash Hare"

Type: Chaos Theorist/Drummer

Psychic Dominant Ability: Resonant Dissonance (disrupts fields via percussive waves)

Stuffed Form: Ragged hare plush with built-in rhythm node drum

Element: Sound/Ash

Level: Apex-8

Sigil: Pulse Spiral

Personality: Loud, rebellious, creative

Notable Feats: Collapsed a fortress wall by sound alone

9. Mateo Cruz — "Coral Serpent"

Type: Hydrokinetic Diplomat

Psychic Dominant Ability: Siren Vein Control (communicates via water threads)

Stuffed Form: Serpent plush made of plush coral scales and waterproof fabric

Element: Water

Level: Apex-8

Sigil: Wave Fang Glyph

Personality: Charismatic, layered, and poetic

Notable Feats: Negotiated with an entire enemy squad using emotional frequency threads

10. Lane Steele Kozloff — "The Voice"

Type: Sonic Oligarch/Heatwave Monarch

Psychic Dominant Ability: Hyperauric Pressure (voice can melt psychic armor)

Stuffed Form: Silenced lion doll with glass claws and echo-reactive mane

Element: Sound/Heat

Level: Apex-10

Sigil: Obsidian Choir Emblem

Personality: Noble, intimidating, commanding; feared by all but respected universally

Notable Feats: Shattered 5 Glass Hearts in proximity without speaking

More profiles pending...

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Here’s your Apex Student Dossier, now live and editable in the canvas. Let me know if you'd like to add new students, artwork descriptions, stuffed form evolution lore, or even a collectible card format!

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[redladydeath]

how i order my personal evillious playlist

Worldplay

Watching Us

The Frog’s And My Love Romance

Barisol’s Child is an Only Child

Bloodstained Switch

Prophet Merry-Go-Round

Queen of the Glass

Project Ma

Escape of Salmhofer the Witch

Moonlit Bear

Ma Survival

The Whereabouts of the Miracle

Recollective Music Box

The Song I Heard Somewhere

Tale of Abandonment on a Moonlit Night

Chrono Story

The Lunacy of Duke Venomania

The Portrait Glassred Drew

The Flower of the Plateau

Evil Food Eater Conchita

Drug of Gold

Red Shoe Parade

Neomaria of the Inverted Gravestone

Swear an Oath on that Bridge

That King was Born from Mud

A Hero’s Armor is Always Crimson

Twiright Prank

The Daughter of Evil

The Servant of Evil

Regret Message

The Daughter of White

Tree Maiden ~Millennium Wiegenlied~

Blink

Handbeat Clocktower

The Journey of Two Mages ~Great Wall and Watchman~

The Letter She Kept Waiting For

Clockwork Lullaby

Gift from the Princess who Brought Sleep

Fifth Pierrot

Wendy

The Tailor of Enbizaka

The Weathered Head at Onigashima

The Flames of the Yellow Phosphorus

Full Moon Laboratory

And Then the Girl Went Man -Ending Tale on a Moonlit Night-

The Last Revolver

The Contradictory Grim the End

Miniature Garden Girl

Judgement of Corruption

The Muzzle of Nemesis

Heartbeat Clocktower

Lu Li La, Lu Li La, The Resounding Song

Evils Forrest

The Master of the Graveyard

Ending Boy Hansel

Genesis Girl Gretel

Evils Court

The Master of the Court

Capriccio Farce

The Master of the Hellish Yard

Seven Crimes and Punishments

The Master of the Heavenly Yard

Re_birthday

The Song of the Third Period

At the End of a Millennium Vow

Waltz of the Departed

Outlaw & Marionette

Banica Concerto!!

GrEAT Joruney

The Blind Girl and the Angel

The Song of the Cowardly Black Bird

White Brick and Black Mourning Dress

Atelier Horloge

The Twin Rabbits Cometh and Play Their Flute

Sister Clarith’s Curious Night

The Messengers of the Infinity Mirrors

The Steel Lady, Rilia-Renée

Fictional Masquerade

Torture Tower Doesn’t Sleep

The Karma of Evil Will Not End

Madam Merry-Go-Round

Screws, Gears, and Pride

Desert Bluebird

Unlock Blackbox

Ten Minutes Love

To You of Few Words

South North Story

*You Only Have to Double Jump and Halfblood are not included because they were made for other properties and appear to be entirely disconnected from Evillious. Fictional Masquerade would also be excluded if it weren't referenced by Rilia-Renée.

[vocaloidsongtournament]

Round 1 Winners: October 2023 Vocaloid Song Tournament

The following are the winners of the October 2023 Vocaloid Song Tournament, where the theme is mothy songs!

Set 1, Match 1: The Torture Tower Doesn't Sleep

Set 1, Match 2: The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka

Set 1, Match 3: Daughter of White

Set 1, Match 4: The Lunacy of Duke Venomania

Set 1, Match 5: Ending Boy Hansel

Set 1, Match 6: Evil Food Eater Conchita

Set 1, Match 7: Recollective Music Box

Set 1, Match 8: Blink

Set 2, Match 1: Twiright Prank

Set 2, Match 2: The Song I Heard Somewhere

Set 2, Match 3: Tree Maiden ~Millennium Wiegenlied~

Set 2, Match 4: Clockwork Lullaby

Set 2, Match 5: master of the heavenly yard

Set 2, Match 6: Daughter of Evil

Set 2, Match 7: master of the hellish yard (RNG broke the tie)

Set 2, Match 8: Judgment of Corruption

Set 3, Match 1: Ma Survival

Set 3, Match 2: master of the graveyard

Set 3, Match 3: Servant of Evil

Set 3, Match 4: The Last Revolver

Set 3, Match 5: Miniature Garden Girl

Set 3, Match 6: Re_birthday

Set 3, Match 7: Madam Merry-Go-Round

Set 3, Match 8: Handbeat Clocktower

Set 4, Match 1: Seven Crimes and Punishments

Set 4, Match 2: Chrono Story

Set 4, Match 3: A Hero's Armor is Always Crimson

Set 4, Match 4: That King Was Born From Mud

Set 4, Match 5: The Frog's and My Love Romance

Set 4, Match 6: The Muzzle of Nemesis

Set 4, Match 7: The Karma of Evil Will Not End

Set 4, Match 8: Barisol's Child is an Only Child

Set 5, Match 1: Blood-Stained Switch

Set 5, Match 2: Neomaria of the Inverted Gravestone

Set 5, Match 3: Banica Concerto!! (This one came from behind!)

Set 5, Match 4: Tale of the Abandonment on a Moonlit Night

Set 5, Match 5: Full Moon Laboratory

Set 5, Match 6: Red Shoe Parade

Set 5, Match 7: Waltz of the Deceased

Set 5, Match 8: Blind Girl and the Angel

I think we got most of the more obscure mothy songs out now, so perhaps Round 2 will bring us some more interesting match-ups! Said match-ups will begin shortly, so when they begin, please remember to vote, reblog, spread harmless propaganda, and have fun! :D

[mister-e-muss]

Time for another backlog report, August 2024 edition. As always, thoughts are below:

Mega Man X:

Both this and X2 I beat as part of the Legacy Collection bundle. At first I stuck to the idea that each ‘collection’ counted as a single game, with individual games being more like chapters. That’s why I didn’t write my thoughts on Battle Network 1 when I finished it. I realized however that if I thought that large-scale, I was never going to actually finish it, or any of the individual games.

So what exactly do I say about this game? It’s Chrono Trigger levels of revered. Even Arin ‘I refuse to read more than three words consecutively’ Hanson of Game Grumps fake calls the intro stage genius for how it visually teaches the player about wall jumps.

I can hardly say a bad word about this game, not just because it’s so enshrined in the top tens of SNES games ever, but because I genuinely agree that it’s a great, tight action platformer with some kick-ass music.

Mega Man X2:

Okay, Capcom proved they could innovate the Mega Man formula. Could they follow up?

Turns out yes. While I generally hold the music as overall inferior to X1, I still think that there’s some great tracks in here. (My personal favorite is Flame Stag’s Stage btw.)

As for the story, I think the tension of Zero’s lost parts is both a good way to add more personal stakes and a clever way to justify reviving a character that had died in the last game. Believe me, it happens more than I’d like it to. Also, I took a screenshot of this specific dialogue because it is both a brilliantly dick-ish move and really stupid of Sigma to try and guilt trip X about his supposed failure. . . After he’d already beaten the X-Hunters and recovered Zero’s parts.

The stages themselves are a lot of fun to go through, with the exception of a few of the X-Hunter stages.

Trails of Cold Steel:

When discussing the Trails series, Cold Steel is the arc that everyone points to and says “Trash Anime Harem game.” That is not my issue with this game.

I think where I generally take issue is the scope. I know that’s a weird thing to say about these games considering just how grandiose and meticulous they are about every single detail, but it’s the most general way to put it. The cast is large, the maps are large, the grand tale of political intrigue is large. The strange part is that for all of its largeness, it could have been cut down by a quarter and still be able to do a lot of what it sets out to do.

Having the cast split themselves in half is an effective way of rotating the spotlight so that almost everyone gets a turn, but if they just compressed one or two character ideas they could have ensured that everyone had more room in their niche.

For that matter, the gameplay has also been expanded and shrunk down. The addition of combat links is a fun idea that makes you think about party comp and which characters pair well with others, but in this first outing, they don’t really do much. The fact that the game hides the two extra payoff options until a third and halfway through the game also doesn’t help. Where the series shrinks is in the orbment system. The master quartz return, and they’re just as fascinating as ever, but the quartz themselves have taken a turn for the bland. Rather than have each gem hold an element value, and arts appearing on characters as you build them, arts and passive bonuses have been divided in two. Except not really because high-level quartz give both. What this means from a design perspective is that players don’t have to keep track of seven different values building up a cast of 11 total playable characters. (Again, you could have cut that by half.) What this means from a gameplay perspective however is that orbments are much less interesting to tinker around with, turning what was a miniature puzzle into a simple best-in-slot. For a 60+ hour game to have one of its core systems be stripped like this, it makes the game feel more monotonous than it really is.

Despite all these general complaints, I honestly can’t recommend it enough. The soundtrack is just as good as it’s ever been, the plot does in fact try to strike a balance between zoomed-out political intrigue and zoomed-in character drama, and the combat is still among the best turn-based systems.

I even liked the bonding points for what they were. Having to chose which characters were worth your investment was a bit itchy, but the one-on-one spotlights were nice. That they also increase Link levels is also a very nice gameplay-story-integration that I will never say no to.

[howlingaround]

[ Faction Paradox / Doctor Who ] The best worst thing about Faction Paradox are the puns and how theres only three of them Those being: - Anarchitects (Anarchy Architects) - Nechronomancers (Chrono + Necromancer) - Parablox (Paradox Blocks) The last one being a LEGO parody which i never really understood: do the blocks actually turn into an miniature black hole when the set is build? Im sure there are more if you count things like The Unkindness, even tho its not actually a pun I wonder if its possible to write a story featuring a Nechronomancer tricking / trapping an attacking Anarchitect into a Parablox set? Also also In Doctor Who Series 13 we got a line about a War between Time and Space Which sounds very creative and fun I like the idea of an anime style battle of Time Manipulation versus Space Manipulation You would have to limit the powers and abilities in order to make it fair and dont have thrm get an instant win by shunting the opponent into an alternate timeline / parallel universe The set of rules should have stuff like Time Freeze Stop not working in Pocket Dimensions and etc etc etc

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ChronoCrate: Where Nature Meets Precision

 In an age where timepieces represent more than just function, the way we store and protect them speaks volumes about our taste and attention to detail. A wooden watch box is not just a storage solution; it’s an extension of your personal style — blending craftsmanship, elegance, and timelessness. Among the many options available, ChronoCrate stands out as a prime example of where nature meets precision. Whether you're a collector or a connoisseur of classic timepieces, this is the companion your wristwatches deserve.

Why Choose a Wooden Watch Box?

Watches, especially mechanical and automatic ones, are not just accessories; they are miniature engineering marvels. And just like a luxury car requires a premium garage, your watches need an equally elegant home. That’s where the charm and utility of a wooden watch box come in. Wood offers natural insulation, long-lasting durability, and an aesthetic appeal unmatched by synthetic materials. Each grain tells a story, each finish adds character, and each box becomes a timeless piece of décor.

More importantly, it’s not just about protection—it’s about presentation. A finely made handmade luxury watch box for men provides a platform that enhances the beauty of your watches while keeping them secure, organized, and ready to wear.

The Art of Handmade Luxury

What separates an average watch case from a handmade luxury watch box for men is the craftsmanship involved. At ChronoCrate, each box is handcrafted using premium wood like walnut, maple, or teak. This ensures not just strength, but a refined texture and visual warmth that machine-made products simply cannot replicate.

The interior of the box is lined with soft, plush fabric to prevent scratches, and each compartment is meticulously designed to cradle watches of all sizes. Whether it's a slim dress watch or a chunky chronograph, each piece fits perfectly, as if the box was made specifically for it. The exterior finish—whether matte or gloss—enhances the natural beauty of the wood while providing a luxurious touch that complements any room, office, or closet.

Function Meets Elegance

Collectors need more than just beauty—they need functionality. That’s why the best wooden watch box for collectors offers features like:

Multiple compartments for a growing collection

Secure locks or magnetic closures for added protection

Glass display tops to showcase your pieces without exposure to dust

Removable cushions or dividers for flexibility and custom organization

ChronoCrate incorporates all these elements into one seamless design. It's built not just to store watches, but to celebrate them.

A Gift That Lasts a Lifetime

When you gift someone a wooden watch box, you're not just giving them an accessory; you're giving them a legacy piece. It’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day, anniversaries, weddings, or birthdays. For men who value their watches, a handmade luxury watch box for men is thoughtful, functional, and stylish. It shows that you understand their passion for horology—and that you’ve chosen something as refined as their taste.

Sustainability and Style

In today’s world, sustainability matters. Wood is a renewable resource, and many brands, including ChronoCrate, source their materials responsibly. When you choose a wooden watch box, you're making an eco-friendly choice without compromising on luxury. It’s a step toward sustainable living—without sacrificing aesthetics or quality.

Why ChronoCrate?

The name ChronoCrate isn’t just branding—it’s a philosophy. “Chrono” comes from the Greek word for time, and “Crate” implies a crafted space to store and protect. Together, they symbolize a curated experience for your most cherished timepieces.

What sets ChronoCrate apart is its dedication to excellence. Each box undergoes rigorous quality checks, ensuring that the hinges are smooth, the finishes are flawless, and the interiors are plush and accommodating. Whether you're a beginner with two watches or a seasoned collector with twenty, ChronoCrate has a size and style to match your needs.

Final Thoughts

In a world that’s always rushing forward, a watch reminds us to value every second. And a wooden watch box reminds us that how we store our time is just as important as how we spend it.

ChronoCrate isn’t just a container—it’s a celebration of craftsmanship, luxury, and heritage. For those who believe that every detail counts, and every timepiece deserves a home as refined as itself, there’s no better choice than the best wooden watch box for collectors.

Let your watches rest in style, precision, and warmth—let them rest in ChronoCrate.

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Fizzlewick’s Ritual Kitchen – Pilot Episode: “The Infernal Sizzle”

Opening Scene:

The camera zooms in on a vast, steam-filled kitchen, surrounded by ethereal glowing meats hanging from floating butcher hooks. The kitchen table is laid out with a strange assortment of ingredients, some of which hum with arcane energy. There are enchanted stoves that churn out mystical vapors, and a cloud of magical smoke lingers in the air, rippling with heat and chaos.

Narrator (voiceover):

"Welcome to Fizzlewick’s Ritual Kitchen, the only culinary competition where ingredients are as magical as the chefs, and flavor can bend reality. Tonight, our contestants face a challenge that will stretch their minds, their taste buds—and their very souls."

Cue magical reveal:

Fizzlewick Befeatur appears in a puff of beef tallow smoke, sitting atop a giant meatball chair, wearing a sauce-stained apron and a devilish grin.

Fizzlewick:

"Ah, welcome, my glorious gastronomic gladiators! Tonight, we set the world’s taste buds on fire! I’ve got a challenge that will make your stomachs churn and your spirits soar. But first, let’s meet our contestants!"

Contestant Intros (quick clips):

Savannah “The Meat Magician” Brix: A pyromancer who makes sausages sizzle with elemental fire. She once grilled a dragon to perfection.

Vladimir “The Brine Warden” Kratz: A somber, salt-baked chef who claims to have once preserved an entire army using only vinegar.

Milo “The Butcher of Luck” Crag: A luck-wielding chef who can make any cut of meat into a prize-winning dish, even if he starts with burnt toast.

Clara “The Saucy Sorceress” Bellwether: A sauce enchantress who claims to have brewed a potion that can make any dish sing.

Gerald “The Ghostly Gourmand” Morrow: A ghost chef who serves his food with a side of mystery. Allegedly, he once cooked for a god and got away with it.

Challenge 1: The Meat of Time

Fizzlewick:

"Tonight’s challenge is called The Meat of Time. For this, you will be cooking with my Infernal Marrow of Chrono-Beef, an ancient cut of meat that is known to bend time itself! It’s up to you to cook it correctly, or else… well, it might start cooking you! You have 60 minutes to prepare your dish, but beware… for each of you will face a time-warping sabotage in the middle of your cooking!"

Savannah (nervously eyeing the Chrono-Beef):

"What… exactly does ‘bend time’ mean in this context?"

Fizzlewick:

"Oh, just wait. The cut’s got a nasty habit of making things go backwards and forwards in time. Just… don’t overcook it, or you’ll get a taste of your own past mistakes!”

The Time-Warping Sabotage:

The timers are set, and the competitors begin cooking. Each contestant has their own station filled with fiery ovens, glowing cauldrons, and ethereal, time-warped cuts of meat.

Fizzlewick:

"Let the Chaos commence!”

(He raises his meat cleaver and slams it down into the chopping block. A burst of magic explodes in the air.)

Contestant Reactions to Time-Warping Sabotages:

Savannah:

The kitchen begins to flicker. One moment, her knife is in her hand, the next, it’s on the floor a foot away. A sizzling sausage on her grill flickers between fully cooked and raw.

"This is maddening! I’ve got sausages that cook backwards!"

Vladimir:

The jar of pickles beside him bursts open, spilling a dark, bubbling brine. The brine forms a swirling portal.

"Why am I looking at last week’s pickle jar again?! You foul, stinking spirits, stay back!”

He tries to force his brine into a pan, but the jar’s contents freeze time around him, trapping him in an endless moment of uncertainty.

Milo:

Suddenly, everything on his station disappears, only to reappear in double: two plates, two knives, and two flames. He lifts his hands in a daze.

"What is this? Double the luck? Or just double the disaster?"

Clara:

The sauce she’s stirring starts to bubble uncontrollably, forming miniature, sentient flames that dance around the kitchen.

"Oh no, the sauce is alive—and it’s making my meat scream!"

She tries to calm it by singing, but the sauce insists on singing back, giving her no peace.

Gerald:

The ghostly wisp around his stove gets out of control and starts flitting through the time loop, freezing his steaks in mid-air. He finally grabs one in frustration.

"This is the last time I cook with unverified spectral cuts!"

The Final Countdown

Time runs out! The competitors are called to the center of the stage. Fizzlewick steps forward, inspecting their final creations.

Fizzlewick:

"And now, the moment of truth. Will your dishes be divine, or will they be destroyed by the spirit of time itself? Only I, Fizzlewick Befeatur, can decide!”

Judgment Time:

Each chef presents their dish to the panel.

Savannah: “Infernal Time-Cooked Sausage with Chrono-Charred Vegetables.” The sausage crackles with a time-warping glow. The plate moves in and out of reality, flashing between well-done and medium rare.

Vladimir: “Pickled Brine Time-Warped Beef Stew.” It has a rich, tangy bite, but it tastes like it’s been eaten and reheated five times. The meat is still shivering with its journey through time.

Milo: “Double-Luck Marrow and Sage Infusion.” Every bite holds two flavors: sweet and salty, but sometimes in reverse order. It's both brilliant and unsettling.

Clara: “Sizzling Sorceress’ Secret Sauce with Chrono-Seared Steak.” The sauce bubbles with a dark, spicy intensity—yet tastes of memories of old dishes long forgotten.

Gerald: “Ghostly Beef Phantasms.” His dish glows faintly, and the meat is delicate. It’s a haunting experience, but maybe too… ethereal?

Fizzlewick’s Final Judgement

Fizzlewick (dripping a mix of blood sauce from his nose):

"It’s time for the verdict, my culinary warlocks!"

Savannah, your sausage was a disaster, but I can't resist the flavor chaos—it was as wild as a fire-breathing cow. Well done, for surviving time itself!"

Vladimir, your stew... while great in concept, the brine loop nearly made me puke. Your flavor control could use more of my magic, yes?

Milo, your double-luck? Twice the flavor but also twice the bad luck. You’re safe, for now.

Clara, I’ll admit, your sauce dances like a wild spell. However, your beef is too… spirit-heavy. I sense some dark magic in there.

And Gerald—your ghosts didn’t even let me finish my meal. But it’s intriguing. You’re safe this week, but do not haunt me again!"

Winner:

Savannah “The Meat Magician” Brix, for her creative use of fire and wild sausages that defied time itself.

Fizzlewick:

"Savannah, my fiery little flame! Your sausages may have had a time-splitting effect, but they lit up my senses. For that, I dub you the Ritual Kitchen’s First Champion! For your prize, you shall get a bottle of Chaos Sauce that never runs out… as long as you keep the spoon in your pocket!"

Next Week’s Teaser:

"Will a cursed slow-cooked chicken bring our chefs to their knees? Will time stop completely? And what magic will emerge from the kitchen next? Find out next time on Fizzlewick’s Ritual Kitchen!”

Fizzlewick (with a wink):

"Remember, cooks: if it can be chewed, it can be changed! So get your magic in gear and your pans sizzling for next week's chaotic cook-off!"

End of Pilot Episode.

Would you like to expand on the rest of the show’s plot, bring in recurring elements, or create a cooking competition twist for the contestants?

[wholelottanope503]

Ahem yes hi hello thanks ❤️

Last song: Jigolo Har Megiddo by Ghost

Currently watching: a LOT of stuff on YouTube, shout out in particular to Legends Of Avantris and Tales From The Stinky Dragon for putting out what amounts to miniature movies, even though it's recorded D&D campaigns

Current Obsession(s): The Owl House (Disney), The Evil Within (game series), Samurai Jack (TV series from my childhood), Chrono Trigger (game), Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion (game), Soulsborne game universe

Tagged @n0san1tyl3ft @zennyzach @purplequay and uhhhh I guess that's it? Idk

@beardedladyqueen thanks for tagged

Well here we go

Last song: Lunacy of Duke Venomania

Currently watching: I have a lot to do, I can’t sit for a long time, so I just watch videos on YouTube.

Current obsession: Tieflings from BG3 - Rolan, Zevlor, Raphael and Dammon❤️‍🔥

With my pleasure taged: @iloveundertaesooomuch @immortallaughter @russica @macaronissi-mo @evye @lemonsrosesandlavender

[titanomancy]

I see a lot of industrial equipment conversions in this kit's future.

[galaxytale]

someone asked so, here’s where im at right now with the mini painting. ive only got the one guy fully based out right now because he was my test run of figuring out what i wanted to do/how id end up with them all.

im also leaving the sorcerer for last because hes both my favorite of the group and the most complicated. also i havent figured out exactly what i want to do to color his cape. im thinking a black color + some glitter for the same starry effect im putting in the blue areas.

fine details and highlights to be added later i think. idk. this is my first batch of minis.

[lostpeace]

The uniform of the antagonists of my visual novel.

They’re the Chronologians, the followers of Chronos-Aeon, who entrapped Phanes-Protogonos inside a miniature universe known as the Cosmic Egg.

[spikeybits]

The new Chronos Pattern Ironcrawler is quite interesting from GW, as they will be making it off an existing plastic kit and just upgrading with resin from FW. Do you like the idea of a mixed kit, or just not going to mess with it? . . . . . #warhammer40k #warhammer #40k #ageofsigmar #miniature #miniaturewargaming #wargaming #warmongers #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #art #tabletopgaming #hobby #spikeybits #paintingminis #new40k #aos #eisenhorn #blacklibrary #necromunda #paintingtutorial #forgeworld

[pricechecktranslations]

Evillious Masterlist

A copy of my release order Evillious index for people on mobile who can’t see the page.

Note: This list now includes installments from mothy’s E.A.T. series, and is not exclusively about Evillious content.

2008

Ten Minute Love

Wordplay—-Addendum

Clockwork Lullaby

The Daughter of Evil—-Addendum

The Servant of Evil—-Addendum

Regret Message

The Girl of the Miniature Garden—-Addendum

A Tale of Abandonment on a Moonlit Night

Re_Birthday

2009

Evil Food Eater Conchita—-Addendum

Evils Theater

Moonlit Bear

Heartbeat Clocktower—-Addendum

The Tailor of Enbizaka—-Addendum

2010

The Daughter of White

Twiright Prank

Prelude to Forest

The Frog’s and My Love Romance

Full Moon Laboratory

The Last Revolver

Evils Forest

Master of the Graveyard—-Addendum

The Lunacy of Duke Venomania—-Addendum

The Daughter of Evil: Clôture of Yellow

Madam Merry-Go-Round

Evils Kingdom

The Song that Resounds With Lu Li La, Lu Li La

Chrono Story

Judgment of Corruption—-Addendum

Red Shoe Parade

2011

Judgment of Corruption, ~A Court of Greed~

Recollective Music Box

The Daughter of Evil: Wiegenlied of Green (VG)

Gift From the Princess Who Brought Sleep—-Addendum

Fifth Pierrot—-Addendum

Evils Court

Master of the Court

The Maiden of the Tree ~Millenium Wiegenlied~

Capriccio Farce—-Addendum

Entr'acte of Evil: The Daughter of Evil Worldguide

The Daughter of Evil: Praeludium of Red

2012

Flower of the Plateau

Handbeat Clocktower

The Daughter of Evil: Praefacio of Blue

Escape of Salmhofer the Witch

Original Sin Story -Act 1-

Project ‘Ma’

Epic of Evil: The Daughter of Evil Fanbook

Blood-Stained Switch—-Addendum

The Deadly Sins of Evil: The Lunacy of Duke Venomania

2013

Original Sin Story -Act 2-

Ma Survival—-Addendum

Whereabouts of the Miracle -Catastrophe-

Clockworker -Recollective Music Box-

The Deadly Sins of Evil: Evil Food Eater Conchita

Waltz of Evil: The Deadly Sins of Evil Guidebook

2014

The Muzzle of Nemesis—-Addendum

The Muzzle of Nemesis

Master of the Hellish Yard

And Then the Girl Went Mad -The Ending Moonlit Tale-

The Journey of Two Mages ~The Great Wall and the Watchman~

Blink

The Deadly Sins of Evil: Gift From the Princess Who Brought Sleep

2015

The Portrait Glassred Drew

Seven Crimes and Punishments

Seven Crimes and Punishments

Drug of Gold

The Weathered Head at Onigashima

The Boy of the Ending, Hansel

The Deadly Sins of Evil: Fifth, Pierrot

Original Sin Story -Complete Edition-

Queen of the Glass

Barisol’s Child is an Only Child

The Song I Heard Somewhere

The Deadly Sins of Evil: The Tailor of Enbizaka

2016

Lucifenia Trinity

A Hero’s Armor is Always Crimson—-Addendum

Neomaria of the Inverted Gravestone

Swear an Oath on that Bridge

The Deadly Sins of Evil: Judgment of Corruption

That King Was Born From Mud—-Addendum

2017

The Deadly Sins of Evil: The Muzzle of Nemesis

Master of the Heavenly Yard (album)

Master of the Heavenly Yard—-Addendum

The Deadly Sins of Evil: master of the heavenly yard

2018

Clockwork Lullaby -Key of Word-

Banica Concerto!!

The Karma of Evil Will Not End

Song of the Third Period

Clockwork Lullaby

2019

Outlaw & Lychgate

Evils Extra

Creation Girl, Gretel

Reach for the Stars ~The Letter She Kept Waiting For~

The Frog’s and My Love Romance Sped Up

The Song that Resounds with Lu Li La, Lu Li La (Parade)

The Original Sin Story: Crime

2020

Great Journey

The Blind Girl and the Angel

Song of the Cowardly Black Bird----Addendum

E.A.T. Prologue—-Scene 1—-Scene 2—-Scene 3—-Scene 4—-Scene 5—-Scene 6—-Scene 7

2021

OSS -To-

2022

Waltz of the Deceased—-Addendum

The Original Sin Story: Punishment

“Horse of Evil”—-Scene 1—-Scene 2—-Scene 3—-Scene 4—-Scene 5—-Scene 6—-Scene 7—-Scene 8

History of Daughter of Evil

2023

Waltz of the Deceased: The Deadly Sins of Evil, Project SEKAI Edition

The Steel Lady, Rilia-Renée

Outlaw and Marionette

Twin Rabbits Come and Play Their Flute

Atelier Horloge—-Addendum

Sister Clarith’s Curious Night

At the End of a Millennium Vow----Addendum

The Contradictory Grim the End

2024

Storyteller Y

The Witch and the Flower of Happiness

Ristorante Cimitero

The Restaurant of Many Ingredients

969

The Restaurant of Many Ingredients (album)