#Classic CLASSIC phallic imagery hello?

[crowley-stardust]

watching that driving scene in the blitz back it’s like. Good grief. Aziraphale really was shooting his shot there. If he hadn’t kept on with the “ooh you’re so nice you’re so kind” bollocks, and if Crowley wasn’t as dense as a fucking brick, they really could have shagged. they could’ve had it all. it’s ok tho bc we still got the homoerotic “aim for my mouth” “trust me” gun business.