#Coleman being blind af

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Horrible no Good Bad time World championship Contenders in here

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so i watched The Sandman episodes 1-3

so far so great

amazing imagery. great acting. fantastic writing.

will be do a couple more parts of this

SPOILERS BELOW THE READ MORE

have some non-spoiler completely random out-of-context teasers

oh no. i can already tell the internet is going to simp so hard for this weird gangly man

why is this Priest so relatable? if i knew Jenna Coleman - i too would be asking her for drinks at every chance

oh no. i can already tell the internet is going to simp so hard for this weird gangly man

and as a lesbian i cannot fathom why

*cuts to man (The Corinthian) taking eyes from someone*

oh no. another one

but for the irredeemable sort apologists

*small child appears*

i know that boy... MILES - FROM BLY MANOR

*proceeds to remember "stop being weird" line from Flora and snorts*

also who calls their dad Magus???

*proceeds to learn about the dad*

ah. well.

you didn't get Death you dimwit. why does this idiot keep asking the King of Dreams for his dead son??? he's the King of Dreams! he can't raise the dead!

*cackles at Ethel robbing Roderick blind cause he wanted her to have an abortion and probably would've forced her into it*

good for her

also my gay ass immediately picked up the tension between Alex & Paul despite them only have 0.5 second together

let's all be honest Alex should've stood up to his dad years ago. maybe even killed him but abusers have such power over their victims - it's sad to see a good soul become tainted by such evil

i think Alex's biggest mistake was not letting Morpheus out immediately with an apology. though im not sure he would've been forgiven for killing Jessamy

i like to think Morpheus could see the regret on Alex's face and if he'd been let out immediately he would have perhaps not forgiven him but understood that without his father there Alex wasn't afraid to be good

*sees flying Gargoyle and learns his name is Gregory*

im attached - nothing shall harm Gregory

*watches Gregory sacrifice himself*

that was rude af and no the baby Gargoyle (Irving) doesn't make up for it... even tho he's adorable

*Jenna Coleman appears bisexually on screen*

i cannot be held responsible for what i may say or do. this woman is amazing and i've loved her since Doctor Who

why is this Priest so relatable? if i knew Jenna Coleman - i too would be asking her for drinks at every chance

ma'am you can have not just my top but also my heart. soul. wallet. shoes. keys. EVERYTHING

that demon just said fuck that flesh suit - it's too small. that was a crazy cool way to visually show a demon being exorcised from a human while like failing to save the human

why did Patton Oswald have to voice this raven. why couldn't it have been someone more regal sounding?

Ethel really made a good life for herself by herself and told The Corinthian to eat shit

ASTRA LOGUE?! yes hi. you're alive in Legends of Tomorrow so it's ok sweetie. we're gonna forget this whole. severed hand thing - repression

JENNA COLEMEN KISSING WOMEN WILL FOREVER BE A HIGH MOMENT IN LIFE

fuck. the allegory of Dreams being like drugs...

good to know that all the Constantines are self-loathing people who fuck up all their relationships. Rachel might've been an actually good person but it should've been her choice if Johanna was worth the risk or not

REMUS LUPIN??? excuse me SIR? what are you doing here?

*stressing out as soon as Ethel gives John the protection amulet*

ma'am. your son is obviously unhinged. this was a bad idea. well. now people are exploding and there's The Corinthian being nice to him. this is all to hell so fast

*Morpheus proceeds to go to Hell*

heheheheheheheheheheh *sweating*

TBC

[overnightheartbeats]

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send 🎰  for me to put our muses into a random list generator then post the first five as potential ships!

Gabriel Domínguez & Haley Coleman // Okay I definitely see them meeting in an interview of sorts, maybe she’s just shadowing somebody or interning at the place he’s giving the interview. They probably strike up a conversation because let's be real, Gabriel is nervous af giving an interview; he prefers the team setting rather than individual. They get along pretty well and make plans to hang out after ‘work’

 Irvin Grey & Sebastian Henricksen // These two definitely met because of their families and I just know they would start talking and form a friendship because they both are not about the ‘family business.’ Their families are probably old friends, maybe have done business together in the past but just that mutual dislike starts their conversation but Irvin would enjoy being that chaotic/goofball friend and encourage Sebastian’s ideas.

Phoebe Grey & Raghav Khanna  // Ohhh okay, this one I can see as her getting in some trouble and her parents hire him as her lawyer, and she’s just not having a good time, like the whole situation is embarrassing to her….ooor he just knows the family (works at the company or maybe is just friends with Irvin/James), so Phoebe meets him like that; Either way, they probably have an unspoken pining thing, maybe lots of tension and maybe even sneaking around her parents’ place or company?

Eric Mendoza & Sienna Parker // Eric and Sienna would probably be those high school friends or even further back in their childhood, I definitely see her as the friend that calls him out on his shit because he’s a dumb boy. He’d probably ask for her advice often bc he trusts her a lot, even when he dips on his family/friends…he’d try to stay in touch with her.

Aaron Contreras & Aliya Cortez // I could see this as a blind date set-up, especially because Aaron is divorced so his friends would be insistent to ‘get back out there’ because it’s been too long and he’s reluctant, lowkey thinking he’ll have nothing in common with Aliya but they actually have a nice time and it’s just fun, taking it slow :)

bonus (bc the pairing caught me off guard)

Danielle Anderson & Andre Romano // This was an interesting one, a member of the mafia and a teacher….what could they have in common? I could see this as, they hooked up once (probably met at a bar) and it kinda became a few times ??? They don’t share much about each other, so she’d definitely be oblivious to his occupation and she’d keep her ramblings about teaching to a minimum since that’s not the focus of their time together. Lol just an interesting concept