#Collectolon

[rotary-supercollider]

So the Aurora server was discussing Collector/Jolon again and then at the local pool while lying face down in an inner tube this dialog wrote itself in my head and then- I’m gonna stop defending myself. It’s fucking collectolon

POV you have to comfort your weird little manthing because the scary adventurers came back and tried to hurt you and he got really upset

[incorrect-comicaurora]

Vash: why does the collector call you babygirl

Jolon: why don’t we stop talking for a little while.

[anthonynotgreen]

@comicaurora I heard there was Collectolon shipping and came as fast as I could

[comicaurora]

Also bad adaptation Aurora canonizes CollectOlon mid season two in an attempt to regain fan goodwill.

But they make it maleboss and girlwife, so it doesn’t work

collector is gradually swayed to the side of good by how persuasive vash is and later dies in a heroic sacrifice

[mackycheese]

@incorrect-comicaurora COLLECTOLON IS A GIRLBOSS X MALEWIFE SHIP AND YOU KNOW IT

[incorrect-comicaurora]

The Collector on her Snapchat: [picture of Jolon] wow what a loser ❤️ I like him. Might feed him to a cave crawler later idk

[incorrect-comicaurora]

Jolon: what if we kissed in the singing caves and couldn’t find our way back out and died

Collector: Wow. Rip to you but I’m different.

[incorrect-comicaurora]

Jolon: Dearest, did you just refer to the scalpel as a “people-opener”?

Collector: Should I not have?

[incorrect-comicaurora]

modern au

Collector: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip. 

Jolon: What kind of project are you working on? 

Collector: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors. 

Jolon: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper? 

Collector: Spiders. 

Jolon: ...Plastic or felt? 

Collector: ....live spiders. From the forest. 

Jolon: 

 Jolon, visibly lovestruck: I'll, uh, have to get back to the counter.

[incorrect-comicaurora]

Jolon (to the collector): yes babe your evil laugh is diabolical and strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies, now will you please come to bed

[incorrect-comicaurora]

For everyone who keeps messaging us that Collectolon is a girlboss x male wife ship: we know. We’re ignoring you. For the love of god please shut up

[incorrect-comicaurora]

I knew Jolon was going to die since before the reveal but no worries. To ensure our followers’ displeasure, we will still be crackshipping collectolon on this blog.

-mbp

[incorrect-comicaurora]

fun fact about me. the first collector crackship i had was not collectolon but the collector/vash. I was having a turandot phase