#CollinsManor

[mwgaybachelor]

LILY- “So, Alexander...now that you are eighteen, we should get to know one another better. I think you would make a great husband.”

ALEXANDER- “Oh, Lily, please don’t take offense, but we can’t get married.”

LILY- “And why not!?”

ALEXANDER- “I thought you knew...I am sorry, but I’m gay.”

LILY- “GAY!!?? Why didn’t you tell me that before!?”

ALEXANDER- “I really thought you knew...”

LILY- “Oh well, all the good ones are already taken, gay or Dead in this town.  Listen, we should go down to the wine cellar, bring up some wine for the reception. I really need your help to carry it back up with me.  Do you mind?”

ALEXANDER- “Of course I can help....”

ROSE- “LILY!!  NOOO!!!  He is my step-son now.......

THE END

[mwgaybachelor]

CASSANDRA- “Where is all of our furniture??”

MORTIMER- “I sold it all, and the house. The memories here of your mother were just too much for me?”

ALEXANDER- “So now what, Father?”

MORTIMER- “I was going to tell you sooner, but I wanted to wait until it was official, that your mother isn’t returning...”

ALEXANDER- “Tell us what?”

CASSANDRA- “Yes, where are we going to live?”

MORTIMER- “First of all, we need to go, go over to the Collins Manor.”

CASSANDRA- Why?”

MORTIMER- “We have a wedding to be in...”

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BJORN- “OH MY CREATOR....it’s YOU!  You were standing over that dead man outside!!”

ROSE- “Dead man? What are you talking about?? Calm down Mr...I wasn’t outside. I was upstairs taking a bath. Have a seat...my sister has called the police, they should be here soon.

LILY- “It’s been a while since I called them, maybe I should call again?”

ROSE- “No Need Lily, I am sure they are on there way...now sir, what is your name, and tell me what exactly you saw?”

BJORN- “This man...with abnormally small feet, was lying dead down the street. Right out on the sidewalk, and there was a woman...YOU standing over his body with what looked like a bloody knife.”

ROSE- “Mr. Bergeron, I can assure you that I was not outside, and I certainly was not standing over some man’s dead body with a bloody knife....maybe you should call the police again, Lilly.”

BJORN- “The name is Bjergsen, Bjorn Bjergsen. If it wasn’t you, it was someone that looked a hell of a lot like you!”

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ROSE- “There, that should do the trick...has anyone ever told you that you have abnormally small feet?”

RAJ- “Yeah, I have heard that once or twice, but it means noth...”

Mr. Raj Rasoya finally falls to the ground, and is dead. Truly, undeniably dead.

ROSE- “Great, now here comes someone...no time to take care of the body. Hey caped crusader of the dead, you can get this right?  Lily is really going to pay for this one!!”

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Sorry to do this on such an exciting note....Nico meeting his family of ghosts!!  But it is the season for ghosts, witches and vampires, right?

Nico still has a ton of story left to tell, we are not even close to Generation 8 yet, but I am going to take just tiny few days (maybe a week or two) hiatus from the BOEDELL LEGACY, so that I can share my Simblreen Story with you!

I am not a cc creator, and other than sharing some of my SIMS, I don’t really have a gift, so I thought I would give you this....

Starting tomorrow night, the first installment of....

These twin sisters are sometimes good, but most of the time really really bad! Trying to find a husband in Willow Creek is not going to be easy if all the men start turning up

DEAD!

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GEOFFREY- “OH DEAR!! What have you done to my wife??!!”

ROSE- “YOUR WIFE??!  Seriously?”

DEATH- “Yep, it says right here that he is Geoffrey Landgraab, husband to one deceased Nancy Landgraab.”

ROSE- “Great.  Just great...how rich is he?”

DEATH- “Not very, She’s the one that had all the money, and she is leaving it all to her son, Malcolm...let’s hope he isn’t out jogging!”

GEOFFREY- “The bitch is leaving it to Malcolm?? Kill me now!”

ROSE- “Sure, I’m on a roll this morning, what is one more?”

DEATH- “Your sister is going to be really pissed about missing out on all this!”

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BJORN- “No thanks, I will pass on the broth. I think it was your coffee that made me sick...I am really dizzy now...and where are the police!!!”

LILY- “How dare you say my coffee with my grandmother’s special cream made you ill.”

BJORN- “I think maybe, I need to go and get my cell and call the police myself....”

Bjorn stands up and becomes even more dizzy. He feels hot and his throat seems to be closing up....

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ROSE- “And if you even think about going to the police about ANYTHING, you will go missing as well.  Maybe an alien abduction? That sounds very likely actually. Or we can just cut you up in little pieces and feed you to the fish in the pond behind your house, as I am sure you have had it stocked with piranhas..”

BELLA- “I WAS RIGHT!!  You did have something to do with those horrible crimes!!

Bella bolts from Rose and heads to the safety of her home, but Rose...

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 Just as Rose and Lily had planned, the wedding took place the same day that Bella was officially pronounced dead. Rose became, Mrs. Rose Violet Goth...

ROSE- “Mortimer, you have made me the happiest woman in Willow Creek!!”

MORTIMER- “I don’t know if I could have gone on without Bella, if it hadn’t been for you.”

LILY- “Pssst...Alexander, come over here, we need to talk...”

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ROSE- “I can not believe that you couldn’t take him out?  You never even got close to a vein or an artery....and what were you thinking bringing him here.  We do this together, a team, remember?”

LILY-  “Geez, Rose. Calm down before you have a coronary.”

ROSE- “Unlike your friend Raj! Lily we have a plan. We have to stick to it.”

LILY- Okay, I get it. A team!  I was just getting impatient, Rose. I mean the online thing just isn’t working. Too many flakes.  All they want is for you to send them nudes so they can just get off and then log off. We NEED husbands!”

ROSE- “Okay then, let’s place an AD on one of those adult forums you were talking about, but be specific.  You know what we discussed.”

LILY- “Young, attractive, single, between 21 and 40, average to over endowed with a big bank account.”

ROSE- “Perfect, and they can not be still living with their mother.”

LILY- “Speaking of mothers, I hope Mrs. Rasoya doesn’t come looking for her son.”

ROSE- “I am sure we probably did her a favor. I am going to go wash all this blood off me before it seeps into my pores. Please just go in and start on the AD, okay?

LILY- “Okay, go ahead get your shower. You should probably soak that dress overnight, or that blood is not coming out.”

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Rose pounces onto of Don and begins stabbing him in the chest, making sure she hots the major vein and arteries...

DON- “Why are you doing this to me....??”

ROSE- “I’ve heard about you...the Casanova of Oasis Springs. Dating the Caliente mother, while sleeping with her daughter. Men like you don’t deserve to live.”

DON- “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!?”

ROSE- “The angel of revenge...your worst nightmare, the punisher of cheaters and adulterers!!  Actually I am Rose Collins, I live across the street in the renovated Victorian...”

DEATH- “ROSE!!!?  You need to stop this while it is daylight...what did I just say?”

ROSE- “Do you know who he is?”

DEATH- “Of course I do, I know everyone. And this one is known by everyone.   I also know who the lady is over to my right...I have a feeling she is next on my list isn’t she?”

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As Rose heads to the back of the Goth Manor to wash off the evidence, Don Lothario is jogging by and sees her covered in blood...

ROSE- “What is it, National Jogging Day or something?...”

DON- “Lady, are you okay, are you hurt?”

ROSE- “No I am fine. Why do you ask?”

DON- “You are covered in blood!! What is that in your hand....OH SHIT!!”

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RAJ- “Miss Lily!  Did you know that you are not wearing any female under garmets??”

LILY- “Get your hands off of my ass!!”

RAJ- “The inside of your thighs are like silk....uh...I don’t think that is where that toy is supposed to go...what are you doing?  UGHHHH...”

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Rose mysteriously appears on the front porch before Bella can get there, and she has a knife.  She lunges it into Bella’s gut, stabbing her repeatedly.

ROSE- “You are NOT the only witch in this town, Bella Goth!!”

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NANCY- “But why...why are you doing this?”

ROSE- “Right now, I am not really sure. Doing my part for the community I guess, by getting rid of all the badly dressed joggers....”

Dina falls to the ground, and Death quickly swoops her up, and Rose runs for cover in her house. Hoping no one else sees her...

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LILY- “So where are we going to put him??”

ROSE- “In that chest..fill it with lye and lock him in. He will just rot. Once that happens we can just dispose of the bones, or burn the entire chest with him in it.”

LILY- ”No burning...you know that just creeps me out. Thinking of a body burning.  He was someone’s father, Rose.”

ROSE- “Okay, burning a dead body creeps you out, but poisoning a live man, doesn’t? You are psycho, Lily.”

LILY- “Oh, and stabbing a man to death in broad daylight out on the street isn’t? I think we are both a just a bit psychotic, sister.”

ROSE- “Yeah, I suppose...we are twins.”