#Contracker

[meghanthedreamcrusher]

Dina Contractions Tracker: The Contracker

It's a list, of Dina, using contractions.

Cause idk, I was bored, it was something to do.

I actually made a list of her contractions back in 2015. And I said I wouldn't make another one cause she had 60 appearances back in 2015 instead of 600.

I lied.

Updated to: March 9th 2025

Book 1:

1: It's fine. 2: Th--There's a fight or something going on outside. 3: Pardon, but these notes aren't m--

Book 2:

4: Amber, oh my god, you didn't come home last night. 5: I'm not? 6: I'm going to go get some lunch. 7-10: I don't know much about people. ::: I've never been able to understand people. ::: They're fixed in time, letting me learn about them without them changing constantly before my eyes. ::: Good, so I'm not missing anything. 11-13: I hadn't ever really considered how others perceive me before. ::: But that's what's moving. 14: I didn't want to be rude. 15-17: If there's cereal, and cereal is best, why wouldn't I always choose it? ::: So I'm performing a small, harmless act that comforts me, and this makes me the strange one. 18: If it's about your large posterior, I have read that some men are predisposed towards such.

Book 3:

19: There's enough evidence for dinosaurs being related somehow to birds that it is considered scientific fact. 20: What's going on? 21: Yay, we're bonding! 22: I do, but I just thought you didn't believe in evolution. 23-25: They're subject to the same natural processes though. ::: I don't think you know how evolution works. ::: I don't think your textbooks knew how evolution works either.

Book 4:

26: I didn't appreciate the severity of his...assholeitude. 27: Amber's upset because her father was here yesterday and she punched him. 28: Oh, good, they've stopped yelling. 29: Is that why nobody points out that you're you when you wear that cape and run around campus? 30: I'm sorry. 31: We're having a sausage festival.

Book 5:

32: I think I'm finally tired of eating just cereal for every meal. 33: It's hypothesized that some dinosaurs found the extravagant spikes and plumage of the opposite sex particularly arousing. 34: I've yet to experience these inclinations myself, though they do fascinate me in a clinical sense. 35: That was... that's for emphasis. 36: Should I have said, "She wasn't kind to me"? 37-38: They're touching each other on the arm. ::: Maybe it's second. 39: Now that the weekend's over, does that mean she goes back home tonight? 40: You're blocking the only sausage pizza. 41: I think the only way to get "Butthole Dad" to go away is for Joyce to convince him that you aren't here. 42-47: I didn't overhear much. ::: When I said you were my favorite, I'm sorry, but that wasn't true. ::: In short, I won't attempt to court you, and I hope you're okay with being only my second favorite. ::: You mean "You're weird." 48-49: If anyone sees those, the dorm will realize what's up. ::: Sarah, you're the most evil of us.

Book 6:

50: Patreon exclusive! 51: That's a boring answer. 52: You said the smiles weren't coming back.

Book 7:

53: Colloquially this could be considered a "bug" but properly it's an arachnid. 54: Because I find eye contact painfully awkward, it's easy to notice when your eyes do not meet mine in return. 55: Becky, you should have just asked me plainly if that's what you wanted.

Book 8:

56: She's not given up on you. 57: Patreon exclusive!

Book 9:

58: Oh, it's you.

Book 10:

59: I'd slash at you here, or here.

Book 11:

60: This is Cap'n Crunch and Reese's Puffs. (Yes I'm counting "Cap'n" as a contraction, sue me!) 61-63: Becky believes in a more benevolent version of her god who's not specifically bigoted in that way. ::: Yes, it's the most I've ever had in common with a fictional character. 64: Patreon exclusive!

Book 12:

65: For example, I'd try to discover what triggered this rise in body temperature. 66: You said sometimes you say you don't want to talk about things when you actually do want to talk about things. 67-68: We don't have to do this. ::: If we're going to test me for sexual attraction properly... we need to establish a baseline for what sexual attraction is. 69: Didn't you want me to want to see you naked? 70: ...I'll put this down as a maybe. 71: But if you didn't...

Book 13:

72: You're troubled.

Book 14:

73-76: My nose 's stuffy. An' there's too many people in my room. M'hiding.

Book 15:

77: ...How'd we end up in this bank vault? 78: ...Don't make subtext text. 79: I am proving, with a wardrobe alteration, that we shouldn't fear a hypothetical shift in sexual preference.

[the-breads-been-teleported]

Take another murder drones thingy featuring a new OC. This time it’s got a pinch of TF2

it’s also my first animation that isn’t pixel art, and the first one I’m posting publicly. I’d probably get exhausted trying to shade it, so I’m gonna leave it as it is.

new dude (named Gabriel) is a BLU med, while Q (the one you can hardly see) is a RED demoknight. (She says BONUS DUCKS btw)

[tf2-bits-n-bobs]

Assets for The Contract Drawer, introduced in the 2015 Gun Mettle Update- which was the contract feature in tf2 pre 2017 Jungle Inferno, and thus pre-ConTracker implementation.

[faecaribou]

Ended up swapping Soldier and Heavy's blood color and I made Ms Pauling's symbol the contracker

but here's my take on the mercs as homestuck trolls!!!! :3

for context Spy and Scout are lime bloods but since having that blood color would get you killed Scout is pretending to be olive and Spy is pretending to be violet. also i NEED to eat my own Pyro and Ms Pauling art i love them

[meet-the-net]

🎣 for Miss Kimiko pls! except she’s sort of not a field person so it’d mostly likely be through either phone call or the Contracker itself? whichever you feel is interesting haha

Suspiciously, as Ned wasn't expecting his parents – or anyone else for that matter – to call, he retrieves his rotary phone from his cupboard. God only knows why he keeps it there. Actually, she probably doesn't know either. Palms already perspiring, he masks the nervousness in his voice as he picks up – a voice foreign to him as of yet, less controllable than the one he'd lived with for 34 years. "Hello? Who is speaking?.." A mix of embarrassment and pride flush his cheeks in a soft rose tint as he manages to produce a voice crack in such few words.

[severedfortress]

Medic if I wasn't confined to the other side of a ConTracker I'd hug you, looks like you need some comfort :(

"I'm alright, my friend. Thank you."

[intheshadowsbehindyou]

Could you do like a little one shot of nsfw Scout with short s/o? Your writing is so good 😭😭😭 the short headcannons got me feeling some sorta way

*cracks knuckles so hard that I spontaneously combust* ok

Scout X Reader: There Are No Good Guys In War (NSFW)

Jeremy hated halloween.

Every year, something incredibly supernatural would happen and it would never be within’ the Mercs’ favor. A guy with a pumpkin head, a floating eye, a centuries old lich that Soldier had once called his friend? He wondered what would occur now — now that the Gravel wars made their way to Japan. Scout had did very short history lessons of this country in high school. But overall the general population in America seemed to agree that Japanese people were somehow “bad.” And Japanese people themselves didn’t enjoy Americans either. He wondered if maybe the locals would kill him before a vengeful kami would find him and Team Fortress.

“I mean— Look at this place. Look, I can’t blame them. Everybody’s lookin’ at me. I’d be fuckin’ pissed too if somebody blew up my city.” Scout told you, as he impulsively scooped white rice into his mouth.

You looked out the window of the countryside restaurant. Watching people walk by. “They are suspicious of us. Like you said. Although to be honest I don’t think they want to hate you.” You said slowly.

“Why not? I’m literally a guy from the country they went to war with not that long ago.”

“Well, yes. But you didn’t give the direct orders, did you? You just want peace. Like the majority of civilians.” You respond. Your gaze fell upon the window again, contemplating his words.

Scout was contemplating your words too. A mild frown spread across his face as he put his empty bowl down. You could recognize that face anywhere from Scout— something was bugging him and he’s going to be ungodly amounts of stubborn about it: He’ll never tell you what the problem is.

The both you left an hour later. Walking out into the stratus clouds overhead. The trees you could vaguely recall having cherry blossoms were now bare and the rest of the trees lacked any shade of green. Scout looked greatly affected, as if his mood couldn’t get any worse from that conversation. He had expressed to you before having mild seasonal depression. He looked down at your short physique and tilted his head.

“Uh, so that bathhouse or whatevea, huh?”

“Yeah, just give me a minute. I forgot to turn in a contract.” You said, the australium contracker in your hands looked dull with so little sunlight. You knew Scout didn’t look too good, but you hesitated out of respect for his wishes. If he didn’t want to speak that was fine. “You remembered to hide that body right?”

“Huh? Yeah. I threw it in some trash bin or somethin.” Scout swayed his arms impatiently on the sidewalk. Shuffling his feet and getting distracted by every single thing that moved.

“Oh great.. They definitely won’t find it there.” You said, sarcastically. Although you were less than surprised. You were used to this incompetence by now.

Suddenly, you felt a lack of weight and you were being hauled into the air. Scout threw you over his shoulder and left your legs kicking in the air. You let out a shameful yelp that would give a Pomeranian a run for its money.

“Wh— Scout! God dammit I need t—“

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shuddup. Let’s go, nerd.” He placed oddly seductive empathsis on the last word. Although you considered yourselves as friends it was slowly beginning to seem otherwise. Treating you like a high school bully was a subtle hint. Scout was in denial and swore he had eyes for only Pauling. Your interactions begged to differ. You weren’t dumb.

You snarled at him, allowing yourself to be carried for a short distance. Part of you wanted to reach down and spank him on the rear because of how close you were. But Scout was jogging too fast. The bumpy ride didn’t even give you time to think. Let alone his heavy breathing.

You let yourself down from the taller man, trying to assess your surroundings. Only to find you were at the exact address listed on the magazine. You blinked for a second and took in the forested path that wasn’t there before. He shoved you forward with one hand to the bridge that led to the Onsen.

“Hey!” You exclaimed, holding your back. “You’re stronger than you look, that hurt!”

“You’re adorable, y’know that? You’re like a kitten if a kitten was like.. four inches.” He said, raising his hand to your height. “Yeah well, maybe don’t be so small. It’s like you’re begging me to throw you. FYI. Stop drinkin’ coffee and maybe you’ll be a more respectable height, doofus.”

“Jesus, Scout..” You mutter, trying to hold back the smile that nearly crept its way onto your face. He was a rather lovable asshole.

It only took a few minutes to find a private room. By a few minutes — that is — an hour of Scout trying and failing to speak fluent Japanese to the poor caretaker in front. But finally they got the memo and took you two to the outdoor bath, muttering something what you could only assume was derogatory towards Scouts’ behavior. You began to wonder if the reason he felt hated so much by them is because he has a general disregard for common decency.

You watched Scout take off his shirt. This was an unintentional strip tease for you. Watching him undo his belt was making you feel even more. You decided to look away, feeling a bit guilty.

“Hey uh.. Y/N.” He sighed. “Do you think i’m.. A bad person? Like, as in a bad guy?”

“Can you rephrase the question?” You tell him, sarcasm dripping off your tongue like venom. Rolling your eyes at his occasional lack of self awareness. You went about undoing your own work uniform.

“Hey, I mean it. Like, do you think i’m.. Bad, for being a mercenary? Beating the shit out of old men and whatnot?” He asks you. There is a hint of sadness in his voice that makes your heart break.

You sigh in defeat. This is not a conversation you wanted to have, but it was an important question you felt nonetheless. You couldn’t blame his innocence in this situation. It’s not like his Mom had a coherent answer to this either. You fumbled around in your brain for a nempathetic yet truthful answer.

“Scout, none of us are truly good guys.” You say, looking at yourself in the reflection of a puddle. “A mercenary is opportunistic, and takes jobs because he knows it will get him the money he so desperately needs.”

You continue on. “When the war happened, when you were a newborn I mean — they attacked each other because they were scared. Is it bold of me to assume that humans act crazy in general when they feel threatened? In your case it was poverty. You wanted your family to survive. Any other method felt hopeless. Not that these actions are justified but—“

“I enjoy beating the shit out of people, is the thing.” Scout got his clothes off while you weren’t looking. You could hear slight concern in his tone.

“Yeah well that’s probably because you went to school in a shitty atmosphere— what the FUCK?!”

You were about to tell him that in the grand scheme of things, you’d always adore him nonetheless. Even if he was a massive morally dubious prick. But your intimate philosophical conversation with him was cut short when you gazed upon his body. This was the first time you’ve seen him fully undressed.

..Let alone with a massive hard on.

“What?” He asked you. “You see this shit? This is all god’s handiwork, babey.” He assumed you were just admiring his figure and presented himself by flexing. “Lookatdis. Fuckin’ unstoppable titanium. Fifty pounds of concrete stacked atop a goddamn bedrock foundation.”

He was completely unaware of his throbbing dick. Your mouth began watering, and you looked towards the bath. It didn’t really occur to you until now that him holding you might’ve done this.

“Are you sure you wanna do this?” You ask him, taking a deep breath.

“I mean.. Two friends bathing isn’t romantic in any way, right?” He asked. “Right?”

“Right.” You lied. Oh lord, you were about to fuck a godamn trigger happy twink silly until he couldn’t walk.

A trigger happy twink that was loved nonetheless.

[calsartisttrashbin]

Meet the Instructor 📑

My masterpost for her! Some info on one of the many background workers of TF Industries, and the instructor of Miss Pauling!

(Note: Much has been omitted upon her request, and all the information ha been viewed by her previous to this release; Extra note: The employee who has retrieved these photos of her has since gone missing, and Miss Kimiko claims to have no knowledge of it.)

General

Another shadowy figure under the large company that is TF Industries, Miss Kimiko is currently the middleman of the Administrator herself, and previously the primary assistant. The role of primary assistant was then handed to Miss Pauling once she was hired, with Miss Kimiko being tasked to teach her about the mercenary trade. Now, she’s the one who writes the mercenaries’ contracts, communicates with Saxton Hale’s assistant Bidwell about Mann Co. matters, finding the history and information on potential battlegrounds, you name it! As long as it’s information related, she’s probably been assigned it at some point!

Story

Born in Kyushu, Japan in 1924, she had an arranged marriage into a Yakuza family, in 1942, leading to the birth of her daughter in 1943. She helped with and learned from her husband’s work, up until early 1960, with his unfortunate passing. Later that year, Miss Kimiko reached out to TF Industries, using information from a previous partnership attempt from her husband, and began working for TF Industries that same year. In 1963, with the hiring of Miss Pauling, Miss Kimiko was tasked to teach Miss Pauling about the mercenary trade by the Administrator, and much of her fieldwork was now transferred to Miss Pauling.

Work

In-Game

The voice that runs walks you through the mercenary tutorials

Manages the Contracker assignments

The one responsible for tracking mercenary play time

Arranged the slideshows of the various maps

Sometimes her voice will be heard upon the assigning of a contract instead of Miss Pauling

Story

Instructor of Miss Pauling

Drafts and writes the contracts given to the mercenaries

Coordinates between Mann Co. and TFI (mainly through Bidwell, one of Saxton Hale’s assistants)

Researches the various locations the mercenaries are sent to

Manages a large portion of funds going towards the mercenaries

(In BLU clone au) Takes Miss Pauling’s role, but for the BLU team, monitoring them so they don’t find out THEY’RE the clones

Fun Facts

The flower tattooed on her arm is a red peony, which symbolizes love, honor, and respect

Majority of her tattoo is of a phoenix, with the tail feathers wrapping around the rest of her arm

She didn’t start smoking until after beginning to work under the Administrator

In public or during outings, she covers her tattoos with long sleeves or a suit jacket

Learned English fairly young, which led to her not having an heavy accent, only with certain words

Very strong sense of loyalty and family, cares for her daughter very much and respects the mercenaries who keep in contact/support their families

[countessofravenclaw]

So was Luna not paid for the rink asistant position?

Because Nico syas that if she work few hours she get a season pass... No wages mentioned.

Roller is breaking child labour laws!!

We also never see her sign a contrack...nor Simon...

[scarletgemstone]

dracula poor unforunate souls

(dracule looks at jonathan and grins)

Dracule” my dear sweet child that’s what i do it’s what i live for to help unforaunt humans like your self poor souls with no one eles to turn to”

(music plays)

Dracule” i admit that in the past i’be been a nasty they weren’t kidding when they called me well a beast but you’ll find that nowadays i’ve mended all my ways repented seen the light and made a switch to this ture yes”

(guides jonathan to a colgern)

Dracule” and i fortunately i know a little magic it’s a talent that i have possesned and dear lad please don’t laugh i use it on behalf (conjures a man and woman) of the miserable the lonely and depressed (wispers to his brides) pathetic”

(dracula looks at them with pity)

Dracula” poor unfortunate souls in pain in need (gose to the woman) this one longing to be thinner (gose to the man) this one wants to get the girl and do i help them (snaps his fingers and the couple hug) yes indeed those poor unfortunate souls so sad so ture they come floking to my cauldron crying ‘spells dracula please’ and i help them yes i do”

(looks at the couple)

Dracule” now it’s happened once or twice someone could’nt pay the price (his brides stand behind the couple) and i’m afraid i had to rake em across the coals (the brides feed on they) yes i’ve had the odd complaint but on the whole i’ve been a saint to thoes poor unfortunate souls”

(dracula’s eyes turn as he take potion buttons)

Dracule” the girl’s up there don’t like a lot of blabber they think a guy who gossips is a bore yet on land it’s much preferred for man not to say a world and after all friend what is idle babbel for come on they’re not all impressed with conversion ture ladies avoid it when they can but they dote and swoon and fawn on a man who’s withdrawn it’s he holds his tongue get’s a girl”

(throes a potion in cauldern jonathan runs but the doors slam shut)

Dracule” come on you poor unfortunate soul go ahead make your choice i’m a very busey man and i hav’nt got all day (conjuers a image of mina) it’s won’t cost much (she disappeared) just your voice you poor unfortunate soul it’s sad but ture (makes a contrack appear) if you want to cross the briged my friend you’ve got to pay the toll take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll (to his brides) now i’ve got him girls the boss is on a roll this poor (jonhathan takes the pen ) unfortunate (he signs it) soul”

(dracule takes the contract and appercens jonhatha and bites him on the neck) 

[toriel-2]

i havent touched tf2 in like a week and i probably should cause i have NOT finished even a THIRD of my contracks

[qubixo1]

LSEG FX refer to gavin wells as a coo

FXng has learned that the FX’s main company has been called a senior employee (Coo) to LOD FX, FX Services of London Stock Exchange Group Group group of PLC (LONG: LAGEG). Gavin wells were in contact with Leg last summer on Contracker, to lead to a FX business exchange business. Spent four years ago (2022-2023 plus) working in Duchsche Burche Body 360T. Gavin had been used in Lig, from 2008-2016,…

[foulapricotartisanduck]

😳😜😃 😳😮😳Philadelphia, PA

😆🎙Be more careful of the Philadelphia Police department organized criminal dealings.....👮‍♀️🚔😕🫤 👈👀👀🤸‍♂️

🤫😛😉😆🎙😘Its rumored by majority? The hustler says they won't do it without them Crooked a🤸‍♂️s motherf🤸‍♂️😛kers because they think they are being set up..??.👮‍♀️😕🚔🫤 👈👈👀👀🤔

😏Keep in mind when it's going on too long with a reputation;

😳😜😃 😳😮😳😘

🤸‍♂️🫡🫣Somebody's on desk duty....?

😏👮‍♀️😕🚔

All over the television screen how they 👮‍♀️🚔looking👀 for it but yet sitting on a 👉desk duty with a contrack In that category of illegal life Guiding them to their success....

🫢🫡😆🎙Keep in mind they are usually family members of law enforcement In whatever division.....🚔🫤👮‍♀️🫤😕 👈👈👀👀🤸‍♂️🤔🤔

😏Inside jobs by law enforcement.....👮‍♀️🚔😕🫤👈👈👀👀🤸‍♂️🤔

🤸‍♂️🫡Hustle and Flow Goes through that all the time in philadelphia........👮‍♀️🫤🚔😕👈👈👇👇👇🤔🤔🤸‍♂️

All premeditated with that government sh🤸t...

😳😜😃 😳😮😳CW Daily Briefings!😁👍

[tf2-bits-n-bobs]

ConTracker and all its variants

[zaraxx12]

Hello this a long shot call,I Taheerah Mohammed Abdallah am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week

My donation link is available on my pinned post

[zoeberry]

oh my gosh is this based on the animation for heavy pulling out the contracker? it looks so stylish!!