#Crime lover Deucalion and his adopted crime lover children

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Theo: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do? Deucalion: Please don’t get arrested. Theo: No promises! Tara: Why not both? Get creative! Theo: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Deucalion: Please don’t encourage them, Tara. Tara: Why not? Deucalion: I don’t have the money to bail him out of jail, that’s why! Tara: Relax. Tara: *Texting Liam* Keep Theo out of jail please? Liam: *Texting back* Yeah, okay.

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Deucalion: Okay, what does A stand for? Young Theo: Arson. Deucalion: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Young Theo: Barson. Young Tara: *laughter* Deucalion: What stands for C? Young Theo: Commit arson. Young Tara: Oooo. Deucalion: D! Young Theo: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Young Tara: *more laughter*

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Deucalion: I haven't seen Theodore and Aiden for fifteen minutes now. *Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Theo and Aiden running after it in a panic. Deucalion doesn't look outside at all.* Deucalion: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

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Scott: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Deucalion Tara or Theo: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Scott: Oh... Deucalion Tara or Theo: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Deucalion: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Deucalion: Anyways, you said Theodore is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Deucalion: What did you two do? Theo: Tara: Deucalion: You’re obviously not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Tara: Some people are like slinkies. Deucalion: What? Tara: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Deucalion: Deucalion: Please don't push Theodore down the stairs. Tara, pushing Theo down the stairs: Too late.

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*Deucalion, Tara, and Theo living next to the Geyer house*

Jenna or David: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Deucalion, Tara, and Theo at the same time: Fake?

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Theo, grinning: I have a knife! Jenna: Put it down, Theo. Theo: Make me! *sprints away* Tara: Theo! Put the knife down! Theo: Nah. Jenna: Deucalion, a little help? Deucalion: I think you and Tara can figure this out.