#DAMMIT VLAMIS

[angrycowboy]

HOW DARE HE LOOK THAT CUTE

[captainsassmanes]

If I have to see that quote one more time 🙄

[angrycowboy]

No one ships Malex like Vlamis ships Malex.

Ok Vlamis might actually be a bigger Malex shipper than all of us. combined. Times two.

[ober-affen-geil]

My Roswell Rewatch liveblog

Episode 2x11 AKA Kidnapping and Roadtrips and Flashbacks, Oh My

i’ll admit this scene threw me for about 3 seconds and then i went “oh it has to be a flashback”

i do like liz’s look here actually

THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST

i do like diego here but i do not trust him

NOT ON THE COUNTER JESUS THIS IS A LAB SPACE

morning sunshine, like you weren’t also asleep for like 3 seconds jfc max

wait five minutes isobel lmao

how long has he been gone exactly?

I LOVE SANDERS MY HEART

“that was not made in roswell” HAHAHAHAHHA

i do really like the echo dynamic, i love them a lot

KYLE LMAO

stop doing science in the kitchen

but also like diego can do whatever he wants

lets see how many horror tropes we can fit into this season huh

FUCK YOU JESSE FUCK YOU STF

why do you think he has ptsd huh fuck YOU

i like this dynamic between isobel and rosa, neither of them takes the others shit and i’m here for it

kyle *has a bad day* *buys an entire pizza* SO RELATABLE

i do love how people keep going “make alex do it” lmao

STOP. DOING SCIENCE. IN THE KITCHEN.

my man do you know what an NDA is? also its not that off to have a lab do that if they’re doing new shit

MY GIRL LIZ DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO THINK FUCKING GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE YES

my man it is highly sus that you keep asking

i am having heart palpatations over those files all over the table pls

here for the kyle and max dynamic

i’ll be honest i still don’t understand exactly who took alex and whose idea it was, did jesse take him first???? i have no clue

FOR WHAT, FLINT, NEED HIM FOR WHAT I THOUGHT THE BIOWEAPON WAS JESSE’S IDEA

ok go off michael damn vlamis killed this scene

tbf he doesn’t really call alex his son but point

poor kyle

GOOD QUESTION MAX

though biochemical warfare i think is super against the geneva convention

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE WORDS NOW LIZ, HUH

so....the private citizen is jesse?

LOL RIP FLINT

jesus helena

GO OFF LIZ

THE HARDY BOYYYYSSSSS this is now my second fave behind science bros

the closet, really max

also did we ever address what was on that usb drive?

WHO HIDES THEIR SNIPER RIFEL IN THE FRONT CLOSET

dammit kyle

ok, what is the significance of the hunting van

yay for development isobel! also SOMEONE CARES ABOUT MICHAEL BLESS

do love that the lightning marks maguffin turned out to be a super taser lmao

yeah court martialed BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM AWOL YOU ASSHOLE

so greg knows about michael, flint knows about michael, what exactly is the bother dynamic that they both know what michael means to alex? is this a surveillance thing?

also kiowa go OFF that smile is terrifying

i do love that max is like “maybe your mom got kidnapped to make you do something” and liz is like “lmao nah fam”

do appreciate the motivation here for liz actually

i love that they give both sides of this issue here, poor kyle

AWW KYLE BB

“are you angry at me for bringing your sister back?” “hey!” LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAH

OOOOOOHHHHH HELENA this was a great reveal

The Drama

[gra-sonas]

Vlamis is just... so ridiculously hot.... he’s this soft little subby dude bro and.... just so flippin hot!

It’s probably no secret that Tyler’s my favorite, but dammit Vlamis, the curls, the scruff, THE GLASSES (I’m sooo weak for cute people wearing glasses 🥺)... He’s hella cute, definitely.

And to get unusually Vlirsty on main for a second: I really appreciate that he’s not shaving/waxing his body hair. Happy trail, indeed 😏

[lsobelevans]

I’m going to be mean; Michael Vlamis or Tyler Blackburn Lily Cowles or Majandra Delfino

kim!!!! 😡😡😡🔪🔪

ok. vlamis except for that one scene in pll in the shower 

UGH i don’t know????? they are both so good looking dammit. 

[doraj19]

Y’all, I had a born day today. I’m as old as vampire 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♀️ dirt, maybe dinosaur 🦖 🦕 dirt this time. 😞 😔 😢 Gaze upon my cuteness as I was a child🤠 cowgirl and cat 🐈 lover. I feel absolutely no difference from the last 100 years I’ve been undead. I mean, alive. Heh heh heh 😏 😉 @michaelvlamis DAMMIT VLAMIS SAY SOMETHING WITTY TO MAKE ME FEEL YOUNG AGAIN! (at Crow’s Nest Capitol Heights) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDxPLrXhBkD/?igshid=1873dpdb6g5ge

[lovehotelhq]

we are so sad to see you go! due to being inactive, these members must be unfollowed: 

@wildefm 

@sadie-bakes 

@dammit-peach 

@donniereid

katherine mcnamara, lily james, dylan o’brien & michael vlamis are now available faceclaims. since i have not received the account for the debby ryan fc, she is also available. 

[angrycowboy]

OH TWICE IN ONE DAY? F I N E.

[space-malex]

He would have chemistry with a tree ngl

[bisexualalienblast]

Hiya my go-to-person in all things roswell and vlamis thirst, I was wondering if you could maybe gif the Maria and Michael morning after scene? Especially Maria's dammit cause it made me laugh and I need it in my life! Thank you in advance!!

A GOOD scene. Here you are! I feel you, Maria. I really do. 

[haloud]

ooh, ooh, i wanna play

michael guerin:

#the michael guerin story

#like ok we all know michael guerin fucks in general

#that crying cat manip that’s all over twitter? that’s me when i think about michael guerin

guerin:

#i like a soft guerin

vlamis:

#dammit vlamis

#...honest to god who gave vlamis the right

So every time I type “Michael Guerin” into the hashtags, tumblr helpfully suggests tags I’ve used before.

What are your favorite Michael hashtags?

Mine are:

#michael guerin needs a damn friend

#michael guerin is a little shit

#michael guerin is allergic to shirts

#michael guerin has a praise kink and you can’t convince me otherwise

[angrycowboy]

VLAMIS. (I MEAN, IT'S TRUE BUT LIKE *keyboard smash*)

[angrycowboy]

Vlamis and his inability to chill is gonna end me.

[angrycowboy]

Omg Vlamis. He didn't have to REPLY to me. 🤦

[angrycowboy]

VLAMIS. CAN WE NOT.