#DK likes to see Mario suffer and will be bringing popcorn

[skulls-soul]

DK: OK what’s wrong with you? You’re idiot brother has been yapping on about how you’ve been acting weird lately and that you won’t tell him what’s wrong, and I swear to the stars, if I hear one more  me and Luigi used to tell each other. Everything what happened to my baby Bro

I’m gonna lose it.

Luigi(takes a deep breath): I’mdatingbowserandhavebeenforawhilenow

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DK: ehehehehHAAHahHAHAHA MARIOS GONNA BE SO MAD

Luigi: YOU CANT TELL HIM

DK: of course not, that’s for you to tell him, and I would never out your relationship…..

I will, however, totally be there when you tell him.

Luigi: DUDE

DK: WHAT ITS GONNA BE HILARIOUS HOW CAN I NOT?!?