#DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

I love the idea of like. Nieyao reconciliation but specifically with the flavor of Jin Zixuan accidentally being the one to make it happen.

Jin Zixuan is a brother now and he has no goddamn fucking clue what that means or how to be good at it and he's not usually someone willing to ask for help but Yanli has been encouraging him to speak up and be honest with people more often, and this is important -- arguably one of the most important things he'll ever do! -- so. So. He's gonna need some advice, and there are few places where he can go to get it.

Jiang Wanyin and Wei Wuxian are the most immediately available, but their whole relationship is so messy and complicated and weird that even Jin Zixuan can tell that he should take their interactions with several grains of salt.

Lan Xichen would probably be the most gracious about offering his help, and he and Jin Guangyao are close, so his advice will probably also be like. Custom tailored to whatever is most likely to make a-Yao like Zixuan. But therein kind of also lies the problem, because he and a-Yao are close and he also has a weird psychic-link thing going on with Lan Wangji and Jin Zixuan isn't convinced that Zewu-Jun actually knows how to bond with people; he's pretty sure Lan Xichen has never in his life had to work to build a relationship. Everyone who has ever met the man has walked away seeing stars.

So. That leaves Nie Mingjue. The Nie brothers are very close -- Chifeng-Zun is protective and doting and supportive of Nie Huiasang, who in turn will sing his brother's praises to anyone who is willing to listen (and many people who are unwilling but trapped.) But they're also both normal about it. They bicker. They don't always seem to get along. Sometimes they seem endlessly frustrated with each other. And a-Yao and Nie Mingjue are sworn brothers, which does kind of technically give Zixuan and in even though it doesn't make the idea of speaking to Nie Mingjue any less terrifying.

I don't have very much more plot for this but please just imagine Nie Mingjue's utter bafflement at receiving a letter from Jin Zixuan that basically says "Hello, senior da-ge. I have recently gained the title of da-ge myself. Unfortunately I have no training or prior experience in the art of da-ge-ing and I am Terrified of screwing this up. Any advice you could offer on how to be da-ge would be deeply appreciated." and then somehow through the course of helping Zixuan figure out how to bond with his brother (and through Jin Guangyao suffering through Jin Zixuan's attemps for them to bond) Nie Mingjue and Jin Guangyao end up fixing their shit.

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

[harpieisthecarpie]

I think Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk should kiss like Jesus and Judas did: with tongue

[xkuja]

@rcsetorn sent: Head tilted back with a frustrated hand pushing back every curling hair from her half-hidden face, Beatrix found some shred of consolation with the one that knew her a little too well for her liking. "Do you ever wish to just kill someone?"

|| || "No." His eyes followed Beatrix as she ran her fingers through her hair, though his attention was more captivated by the sinews in her slender neck than by her actions. This was a purely rhetorical question-- she, in turn, was just as well-acquainted with him.

That bumbling oaf in the ill fitting armor must have stepped on her foot or some such, he imagined.

"I have no use for wishes when I can easily fulfill my every desire... But I imagine your role necessitates a degree of restraint. How frustrating that must be for you~."

[ohimtherebabey]

im gonna make some bootleg merch on realtree camo lmao

[corvidaeconundrum]

you! *shakes you-* we're wanting to play cry of fear again now- in fact, its starting at me in the downloaded/ready to play steam games rn-

Oooooooooooo you wanna play cry of fear so badddd ooooooooooooooooo/j

[pellaeas]

my cousin was an extremely Trains Kid and hes grown up to follow his dream and is learning to drive transit trains on a major metro transit network. hes both an inspiration and part of the backbone of civilization. i wish i had that kind of lifelong clarity of purpose. maybe i should drive trains too

[jackwhitespankbank]

Every night i have a dream that i am fucking jack.

and every morning i wake up happy as a clam

[icedmetaltea]

My poor notes app and the drawings I never completed in it

I need to go through it and draw those pictures.

DO IT

[side-of-honey]

Did you know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Well what if the mitochondria doesn't WANT to be the powerhouse of the cell huh!? What if it wants to go to art school and sell miniature sculptures off of etsy, HUH?!?!?!?!!!!!!

[hopefulcowboyhologram]

If you find the right guy mpreg is just a cream pie away

[thatumbrellaoni]

you do what you gotta do to ease that childhood longing

these arrived last month but I had no room on my shelf. so they were just sitting in a box.

now I can display them in all their glory!!!

[officialtokyosan]

i can finally afford it 😭😭

[johnnysilvercock]

Johnny Silverhand when????

[urmyflower]

[winterwarburton]

Thinking about the dream I had the orher night where I found a lost OMNIMAX cut of Shrek 2 and I was moved to tears from the sheer beauty of being completely immersed in Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon montage