#Diapered lady

[buffedbaby]

[britcision]

Okay but listen

The Ghost Zone is vast

Infinite one might say

Almost none of its residents met their new King before he was crowned

So like 99.9% of all the ghosts are very respectful of young King Phantom, he’s done great things, saved us from Pariah, 10/10 would crown

The remaining 0.1% is Danny’s Entire Rogue Gallery

And some of ‘em, some of the less common ones aren’t really sure where they stand now, so they won’t give him a reason to fuck them up

The others? Like Johnny and Ember and Technus and Youngblood and Wulf?

That’s their fucking Babypop

King Babypop if he whines but they’ve known him waaaay too long to give a shit if he’s the king

What I’m saying is the Justice League somehow get to the court of the Ghost King to ask him for something, it’s extremely impressive

The buildings are magnificent, the ghosts are their weird and wonderful selves, and every single one of them speaks of their new liege with wonder and appreciation

They make their way to the throne, he looks young but regal with a blazing blue crown on his head and a council of obviously very powerful beings at his sides

Beside the throne is just a fucking brick shit house in plate-mail with a massive sword ready to cut them down if they breathe wrong to the king

The hall falls to respectful silence when this young king speaks

And then half way through the meeting a fucking rockstar with flaming blue hair leaps in through the window and tackles the king straight outta his chair

This very dignified regal figure they’ve been negotiating with (he’s heard of them, he’s been very accommodating and seems to really want to help) is Under Attack

Is it a coup??? His knight hasn’t even moved, the council just continue on as if nothing’s happening, the king is wrassling like a puppy with another ghost who looks about the same age, both screaming profanity

Before the league can decide to get involved, King Danny gets a foot on Ember’s chest, punts her across the room, screams after her that no one can hear you sing in Soup Jail, and returns to the table

“Any way we can add a music deal to this package?”

Ember takes a seat at the table like nothing happened, she’s clearly not supposed to be part of the proceedings but she’s here now and she’s into it

And about two hours later it fucking happens AGAIN cuz Kitty comes barrelling in through the door and goes for Danny’s throat, once again no one else moves except Ember, who fucking dives right in and screams at Kitty for fucking up her new recording deal

(There’s also shit like “defeat Apokolips, defend the Earth, seal Darkseid in a jam jar or whatever” on the table but Ember only cares about one thing)

[wicked-women-diaperdommes]

[knizuu]

:> I have no idea why I draw my AU more than the actual canon but ig I can’t complain-

AHH ANYWAY SILLY DOODLES YEYE

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[omoghouls]

Swim diaper for him yes

[buffedbaby]

[windel-und-leder-sklave]

Kann mir jemand sagen was das für eine Stoffwindel ist...

[wicked-women-business-as-usual]

[thedailyplod]

Me when moms in my groupchat share “relatable” tik toks about how incompetent and awful their husbands are

[themanwholoveswemon]

[josephtrohman]

call me insane but genuinely the diary of a wimpy kid movies (the og three at least) hold up so well and are like unnecessarily good

[the-lady-general]

Mercury 13 at Wikipedia

[turbo-virgins]

@ entertainment industries, I think it’s time we start introducing some single and/or adoptive mothers into the mix à la Joel Lastofus, Kratos Godofwar, Mandalorian, Thor, Tony Stark, etc.

[wicked-women-diaperdommes]

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