#Dirk 💔 he/pon/dash

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The crucial lack of a Vriska in RvB is the main barrier to getting any of my friends into it. I should just start blatantly lying and saying Church is a trans woman.

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please explain how dave doesn't die i don't get it???

This is a sign you've forgotten huge chunks of the story and should re-read Homestuck.

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What I'm learning is a lot of y'all have watched RvB. Anyone got opinions on the Chorus trilogy I can argue with.

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Hang on I'll stop this dumb fucking discourse real quick: the phrase "non-consensual drug use" being applied to just kinda being in the general vicinity of someone smoking weed is fucking stupid, and smoking indoors around non-smokers is a dick move and an actual health hasard and anyone who does it deserves death. There see it wasn't that hard.

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I wish I could be honest with why I love certain songs that are objectively not that good but "when I close my eyes while listening to it the shapes and colours I see are really pretty" is an objectively weird thing to say about music and just kinda makes everyone ask me questions I don't feel like answering.

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In the past year we've been keeping ourself to a strict policy of unfollowing people the second they start posting about online discourse, no matter how close we are to the person in question, and so far this has been the single best fucking decision we've ever made. Highly recommend doing this.

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How was your day everypony. Today I went down an autistic rabbit hole that lead me to finding the DPRK's postal security service website and confirming my north korean stamps are in fact authentic. So basically I'm doing great.

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Our 25th birthday gift from our mom: a really nice bag.

Our 25th birthday gift from our dad: forcing us to figure out how life insurance works.

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"Dave is the only main character who never dies in Homestuck" is one of the more insane statements you can make while still being technically correct.

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This past week has genuinely taken 10 years off my life. But I'll keep going because what else is there to do.

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Welcome to the bimonthly "Frequencies can't shut up about Red vs Blue" posting hole by the way. For all the new people this is the one true test of whether or not you can keep following us.

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1m weak, 1 downloaded a schlocky short form v1deo app for a boys love where one 1s a m1ll1ona1re and the other 1s a gangster, 1n a false marr1age, and they do t1ktok-length ep1sodes, save me

Sorry babe you're on your own. Everyone point and laugh at my fujoshi zoomer boyfriend for getting got.

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the last two weeks ive been doing absolutely nothing but catching up on movies ive wanted to see but didn't. 12 of the bastards are knocked off a watch list that has like 300 entrees. last night i had a dream that i was watching a movie. shit's dire.

Oh I totally get that, I've been getting into Gundam along with some of my friend group and like 2 weeks ago I dreamed I was watching it. It's so funny when that happens.

Oh and, out of those 12 movies which one was your favourite? We're always looking for more films to watch with our friends.

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Didn't even need to start telling the housing agency we had contacted the union we just had to say "these important repairs, necessary for our quality of life, that you've been neglecting for the past 3 months" in an email and they immediately sent in a guy. Implicit threats: they always work.

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Dude I am still so mad about the AI upscaling of Interstella 5555 I thought I had made my peace with it but I haven't. Look what they did to my guys. Look what they did to my fucking guys. The recuperation of authentic artistry in service of corporate greed is literally what this movie is about, you can't make this shit up. At this point they could start parading Matsumoto's corpse strung up like a marionette to sign post-mortem autographs and that'd be less disrespectful.

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On the topic of doomed timelines I do want to bring up the theory that they're kind of only a thing "because Caliborn created the longest stable time loop in all of multihistory" as one of my friends put it. Doomed timelines are a result of failing to uphold stable time loops, when they become too complicated to keep up by internal logic, and what's more complicated that the main Homestuck timeline?

Lord English's stable time loop to ensure he is born in the first place is eating the potential of every other Homestuck timeline to sustain itself.