#Distol Zeholt

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Sometimes you just wanna vibe in your hive listening to an obscure band and feeling the bass of your speakers.

Nude alternate up on the naughty blog, which you can get by DMing me off anon

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Surprise guest: Ladybritches, featured with and without her littol hat c:

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A vague approximation of what Distol Zeholt looks like thanks to Gold's fantroll picrew. Just imagine her looking more bored. She'll probably have different horns and def more makeup

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Be the stoic tealblood

(Abridged bio)

Your name is Distol Zeholt, and you're the sixty-nine sweep old owner of The Pail Moonslight, which is an *ahem* adult store in the midblood district with a lofty reputation. They sell everything from swings to paddles to whips and chains to collars and leashes to buckets and accessories to stocks to movies and games (both traditional and computer games) to every toy under the moons. They have everything! You've also personally tested and watched and played about 95% of the merchandise so you can give personal recommendations and advice.

You're not the founder or original owner of the store, but you inherited it from him after he retired five sweeps ago. In fact, owning this little boutique wasn't something you planned on at all. Originally, you were attending law school to become a legislacerator, as is expected for your caste, and you worked at The Pail Moonslight part-time for extra money. However, as you got used to the place, got attached to your regulars, and grew fond of your coworkers, you decided to drop out of law school and work there full-time.

A big part of your success here is the fact that seemingly nothing rattles you. You've heard every sex triumph and mishap anyone can think of. You've been asked by patrons to perform every sex act imaginable. You've proven impossible to fluster, which has made you quite popular among the patrons and regulars. Even outside of work you're not someone who expresses big emotions. It's just how you've always been even as a kid.

Ironically, despite owning a sex boutique and having an extensive list of toys and accessories you've tried, games you've played, and smut you've watched, you're incredibly un-horny. You take a sort of clinical, analytical approach to sex and don't care to seek it out from others. The things you get from the boutique are enough to satisfy any urges. That's not to say you're a virgin. You've had sex before, several times in fact. You weren't impressed.

Anyways, getting away from work talk, you have a variety of interests. One of your favorite past times is watching wrestling. It's one of the few things that make you really emote. Yeah, you know it's "fake." It's all scripted and the winners are pre-determined, yadda yadda, bluh bluh bluh. You don't want to hear it. It's fun, entertaining, hype, and engaging. You'd love to attend at least one match in person some night, but you're nearly always in the shop. It's not gonna run itself!

Aside from professional wrestling, you greatly enjoy a variety of music from the heaviest metal to the peppiest pop to the smoothest jazz to the hippest hop. Except most dubstep; that BWOM-BWOM-BWOM EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE shit is trash. You hate it. You used to play instruments in your youth, but nothing stuck, so you settle for listening instead. You staunchly refuse to pick a favorite genre or artist/band. That's for chumps. Indecisive bitch supremacy.

Rather than live in a proper hive, you live in a hivestem in the city about a mile and a half from your job. With the money you make from The Pail Moonslight. you could afford a hive worthy of a purpleblood, but you're a modest kinda troll who values the simple things. ... Well, the three-bedroom luxury loft at the top of your complex probably isn't most people's idea of simplicity, now that you think about it.

You don't like to fight, but it's a necessity to survive on this planet, so you decided to take up gunKind. You're a beanpole of a tealblood, so you aren't exactly threatening at a glance. One could even make the mistake that you're defenseless without your guns. That's where they're wrong, as you're also skilled in your secondary strife specibus, fistKind.

Your trollian is lovinglyNonplussed and "^o^--Your emotions are easy to read if people pay attention."

Important tags:

Distol things

Distol answers

Distol muses

About Distol

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Distol's roleplays

In Progress

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Complete

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Dropped

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Distol's relationships

Friends:

Proxus Suxorp

Klinik

Acquaintances:

Maeron Schiek

Enemies:

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Facts about Distol

She's asexual and indifferent to sex, and she's possibly aromantic

She's transfem but doesn't experience dysphoria with her body, and she has no interest in medically transitioning or getting surgeries to make her look more feminine

The only quadrant she's ever had and maintained is an auspisticism between two friends of hers when she was twenty sweeps who have since broken up

Despite that, she's open to any other potential quadrants despite her general disinterest

She never changed her name after realizing she's trans and has no interest in changing it

She's allergic to strawberries

She also has claustrophobia

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Distol Abridged

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Name: Distol Zeholt (Dihs-tohl Zeh-holt)

Age: 69 sweeps (149 years)

Gender: Nonbinary (she/her)

Height: 6' 2″

Weight: 167 lbs.

Blood Color: Teal (#0B7A6D)

Symbol:

Ancestor:

Wriggling day: May 6th

Trollian: lovinglyNonplussed

Quirk: Begins statements with a texticon indicating their current mood followed by two dashes (^o^--, =_=--, v-v--)

Psychic abilities: None

Orientation: ???romantic asexual

Body type: Tall, thin, slight muscle tone

Theme: "Nostrand" Ratatat

Alignment: True Neutral

Job/Profession: Owner of an adult store

Opinion of the hemospectrum: Hemo-compliant

Personality:

Calm

Stoic

Blunt

Sarcastic

Patient

Honest

Reliable

Trustworthy

Passive

Likes:

Professional wrestling

Music

Action movies

Track and field

Her regulars

Chilling

Dislikes:

Spicy food

Clubbing

Gossips

Fighting

Rain

Dubstep

Fears: 

Losing the shop

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