It's always cool to find the dopefish in a video game
It's a remnant of the era where a DOS game could be made by a few guys fucking around, making goofy little platformers
Commander Keen IV came out in 1991. It has been over thirty years since Tom Hall decided to make the second-dumbest creature in the universe. It has seen the rise of PC gaming, the transition from 2d to fake 3d to true 3d, more versions of windows than we can bother to look up, the internet becoming not just mainstream but everpresent in our lives. Video games have become a multi-billion dollar industry.
And despite everything, people love to put this goofy motherfucker in their games.
i played through alan wake for the first time. here are some things i loved along the way:
the literal first words spoken in the game being "stephen king once wrote..." as alan tries to gas himself up as a writer
alan only being able to jog for a little while before getting tuckered out because you're playing as a novelist
alan feeling the need to point out an extremely obvious The Shining reference in his narration
you put the lime in the coconut
all of the random shit the taken say, but in particular stucky going on about his hot dog rankings
looking at the novels on alan's shelf and realizing how fucking huge he made his name compared to the actual book titles
all the episodes of night springs, but in particular "the quantum suicide" and "absence of creativity" ("Is that too moronic, indeed? Who can tell? It's a fine line between the stupid and the sublime... in Night Springs.")
barry's puffy red jacket being the brightest, most saturated color present in any scene he's in
agent nightingale being a direct inversion of cooper from twin peaks, who HATES small pacific northwest towns, AND having to work with their sheriff's departments, AND their coffee, AND their trees!!
the never-ending list of author names nightingale will call alan
the evil bulldozer that tries to kill you, foreshadowed earlier by the manuscript page "Wake Attacked by a Bulldozer"
one of the patients at the lodge being a game dev and hartman going "he works on... video games. it's trash, of course. but it does involve some small creative effort"
when you're talking to the old gods of asgard at the lodge and tor is routinely smacking the table with his squeaky hammer the entire time
alan and barry driving with the cardboard cutout of alan in the back seat
the rock concert segment
alan jumping like this
the dopefish poster upstairs in the bookstore
the camera panning over during the live action talk show bit to reveal that the other guest sitting next to alan is sam lake himself, who does the max payne face when prompted by the host
the fact that this game has driving segments and you can do donuts and drift into enemies
and, of course... the energizer and verizon product placement
A concept for a secret boss in Sincere Deceit. Currently one of three, but there might be more.
Dopefish is a secret boss that is only encountered in Red Side Zone 1 if you activate the Dopefish easter egg there. If you enter the building Dopefish is located in, which is only accessible via hidden pedalo, you will enter a long hallway with a door at the end. Through the door is an indoor lake of sorts with a broken wall in front of it and a pedalo at its shore. The wall itself is scrawled with the word 'hungry' several times. You will find a circle near this wall. Step on it, and several platforms will rise out of the meat arranged to spell the phrase "DOPEFISH LIVES!!!". If you try to leave at this point, the door will have locked itself. At this point, if you get into the pedalo and approach the risen platforms, the heavily corrupted Dopefish will rise out of the meat and attack.
At this point, Dopefish is noticeably larger than last you saw it. Its scales have changed to a sickly green color. It is missing an eye, and the one eye it does have is one that was spawned by the corruption. Its mouth is forced open by a cluster of corruption tentacles, and one of its signature buck teeth is missing. It has a total of 15,000 health and 3,000 competence points. It is weak to smoke and Add-On attacks. Once defeated, the corrupted Dopefish will make a loud bellowing sound before keeling over dead. Its death has no effect on the game's storyline.
Dopefish's competences all relate to fishing and fishing terminology.
Trawling- Physical attack of great impact on whole team. May cause Asleep.
Lipless Crankbait- Physical attack. May cause Furious.
Poor Man’s Downrigger- Physical attack of great impact. May cause Burning.
Breaking Strength- Non-damaging physical attack on whole team that gives you an attack debuff.
Fly Fishing- Physical attack of spectacular impact on whole team. May cause Lethargy.
Bycatch- Physical attack of disastrous impact on whole team. Only used if Dopefish has below 30% health. May cause Palsy. Is not used in hardmode.
Are you just doing visual apperances or are you also doing references to him - because don't forget in Duke Nukem 3D, the Abyss has the easter egg graffiti "DOPEFISH LIVES!" just before the ship in the giant-ass pit.
i say references count as well, and duke 3d will have it's own section about the cut dopefish reference
Honestly I'm kinda surprised there isn't a Dopefish reference in Minecraft, like of all the Commander Keen references they could have made they went with SGA instead of what is probably the most-referenced videogame thing ever, like did you know there's a Dopefish cameo in OFF of all games? back on topic, they should have put "the Dopefish lives!" as a splash or something. That would also be a double reference to Quake I. Also I would do a version based on the cursed Doom Eternal model but I've got better things to do.
i remember when my ex just decided he had a catchphrase. and it was "dopefish." he would use it at the end of like every text. there is a message bubble with the sentence "That's dopefish, hun." burned into my memory. scarred me for life. i have never hated anyone more in any period of time as long as i have lived. i legitimately almost broke up with him for that alone. i would shake with rage every time i saw that accursed phrase and i would have killed to make it stop. unfortunately he got over it otherwise i might have just snapped and crushed his head like a soda can