KYLE CROUSE: And we’ve got a question from Jill! “Do NOT worry, this is definitely not a fan idea that's usable!”
IAN FLYNN: That makes me nervous.
KYLE: I mean, I think they’re right, but… [continuing to read] “I have a headcanon that in the future, swear words kinda lost their meaning and filtered into normal speech and are no longer offensive, so in present time Silver is going round swearing like crazy using the foulest words in his conversations but obviously has no idea what he’s doing. How do his friends react? Who’s going to tell him? Who finds it funny? More importantly, how does Vanilla react to him dropping the F-bomb in front of Cream?”
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IAN: [chuckling]
KYLE: [laughs] Yeah, I don’t think you can use that one, Ian.
IAN: True enough, true enough. I think most folks would be a trifle taken aback, because they are… generally nice and genteel people. I mean, even Eggman would be slightly flustered— he- he thinks himself a gentleman.
KYLE: Weird.
IAN: [as Eggman] “What language do you use, young man?!” Sonic would think it’s funny.
KYLE: [laughs]
IAN: Like, maybe the first F-bomb would kinda catch him off guard, and then he realizes that Silver doesn’t mean it that way, it’s just part of his personal lexicon. And he’s just like, [snort] “Alright buddy! You do you, alright!”
KYLE: [laughing] He’s not gonna stop him!
IAN: [as other character] “Are you gonna tell him to stop?” [as Sonic] “Noooo.”
KYLE: [laughs]
IAN: Uh, Knuckles doesn’t flinch ‘cause, y’know, he’s lived alone his whole life, he doesn’t know those words.
KYLE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
IAN: If anything, he’s learning a new dialect!
KYLE: [giggles] Uh, how does Knuckles know any words?
IAN: That is a question we’re not gonna answer. Anyway—
KYLE: Oh, okay.
IAN: And Vanilla… mmm, she’s just gonna punt Silver back to the future.
KYLE: [cackles]
IAN: When that shoe reaches 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit!
KYLE: [laughs]
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Some of y'all have been following me for like a decade or more now and I still get asked, "What do you see in him???". And the answer is he is evil and a weirdo. Next question.
y'all. i found an account on twitter that posts funny fanfiction lines and its a fucking goldmine. here's some of my favourite sonic ones in particular because they're so adjalsirjalmsndns