#Dream Sweet In Sea Major (Kevin and Fauna)

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

FAUNA PAISLEY MCCORMICK

The Walking Wikipedia

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Fauna Paisley McCormick

Nicknames: Faun, Faun-Faun, Baby Girl (Kevin Exclusive), Darlin’, Angelface, Angelcakes

Faceclaim: G. Hannelius

Age: 6

Gender: Cis Female

Sexuality: Unsure

Height: 3′7″

Weight: 58lbs

Birthday: May 21st

Sign: Gemini

Occupation: Unemployed, Elementary School Student

SHOE

For Fauna’s fifth birthday, Kevin promised her a pony, and she chose Shoe. He can be a grumpy young man with men, and dislikes it when Kevin has to shoe and care for him. Kevin has gotten his fair share of attempted kicks, bites, and headbutts, as well as having been stepped on. Shoe loves Fauna to pieces, though, and is always fine with women. All of his stable-mates are male, except for Ringa, who doesn’t have any defining sex characteristics. Kevin chose this specifically so there would be no babies, because he doesn’t know how to handle that.

QUICK FACTS

Fauna is the youngest daughter of Kevin and Christie McCormick, and the younger sister to Gil. Stuart and Carol are his grandparents, Kenny is his uncle, and Karen is his aunt.  Firkle is a mother figure in her life and she considers him to be her real mother; Eventually he does adopt her and Gil. She is the older half-sister to Colt and Delta.

 Because Firkle is like a mother to her, Firkle’s other children not by Kevin are her siblings/cousins and are treated as such. She adores Michael to pieces and treats him like he’s another father, even if Kevin insists on calling him otherwise. Eventually, he gives up, as she will not be dissuaded.

Fauna’s birthday is National Memo Day, and she will not let anyone forget it. On her birthday, her favorite things to ask for is Shoe-related merch, horse-related things, and notebooks/memo pads/sticky notes. The uses them for all kinds of things, even if they don’t always make sense.

When her father asked a four-year-old Fauna what her favorite Chinpokomon was, the talkative child told him Shoe as a joke. Then, he started buying her Shoe-related things, and she grew to actually love the monster, too. Shoe is also the name of her Pony of the Americas.

Fauna does not experience the same abuse that Gil does from their biological mother, but she does get treated like any little thing is going to “make her wrong.” Christie has also openly referred to her as their “Second Try” baby.

Fauna wants so badly to be accepted that sometimes she does things she shouldn’t. A lot of the time, Firkle is able to help more than Kevin and his overprotective parenting.

Fauna loves her family but purposefully leaves her biological mother out of that group. She’s seen what that woman does to her father and brother and she doesn’t want anything to do with her.

While she is still learning R’lyehian, she is fairly good at it for a child. Firkle and Gil are helping her with her pronunciation. She enjoys it most when Edgar helps, however.

She has a huge sweet tooth and is always ready to eat sugar. She dislikes anything bitter, and only likes sour things if it’s gummy octopuses. She insists that gummy octopuses taste different (and better) than any other sour gummy treat. She will not accept anything less, and will eat all the legs off first. Sour gummy spiders MIGHT be okay, if she’s feeling generous.

Fauna has not yet fully received her gift, and she is incredibly excited for the day it happens. She hopes her familiar is fun and cool.

Headcanons Masterlist

TAGS LIST

Everything Was Warm And Everyone Was Love (Fauna McCormick)

Blue Skadoo We Can Too! (Fauna Musings)

The Stars Will Be There When You Wake (Fauna Aesthetic)

We Like Pigtails A Ponytail On Each Side (Fauna Closet)

I See Things That Nobod Else Sees (Fauna Headcanons)

Oh I Made Friends With The Walls! (Fauna Journal Entries)

It's Shoe It's Shoe! (Shoe)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@nxwkid​ -  - Douchebag/New Kid/Alex - Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall (Fauna and Alex - Nxwkid)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - You're Renowned You're Profound You're Alive And You're Strong (Fauna and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Henrietta - Flamingo You’re Pretty Either Way (Fauna and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Asher - I Will Follow (Fauna and Asher - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Celina - There’s Magic In My Bones (Fauna and Celina - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Annie - Wow Fauna Your Dad Lets You Have Three Moms??? (Fauna and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - It's All Here In The Princess Book Of Etiquette (Fauna and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - He’s Like A Sad Puppy Give Him Pets (Fauna and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Craig - If You Can’t Trust SuperCraig Who Can You Trust (Fauna and Craig - ThroughxThexMist)

Here - Kevin - Dream Sweet In Sea Major (Kevin and Fauna)

Here - Firkle - Are You My Mama? (Firkle and Fauna)

Here - Gil - I’d Promise You The Stars In Your Eyes (Gil and Fauna)

Here - Georgi - I Finally Have An Uncle! (Georgi and Fauna)

Here - Aster - Where You Lead (Fauna and Aster)

Here - Karen - We Can Be Princesses If You Want To (Fauna and Karen)

Here - Stuart - I Don’t Like You I Am Now Going To Bark At You (Fauna and Stuart)

Here - Carol - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer And I’m Waging War On Santa (Fauna and Carol)

Here - Christie - Perfect Child V2 (Fauna and Christie)

SHIPS

N/A

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

KEVIN ALEXANDER MCCORMICK

The Unorthodox Family Man

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.” - Milton Berle

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Kevin Alexander McCormick

Nicknames: Honey Bunny (Exclusively by Christie), Dad/Daddy (Exclusively by Gil and Fauna respectively), Kev

Faceclaim: Jensen Ackles

Age: 30

Gender: Cis Male

Sexuality: Homoflexible Biromantic Monogamous

Height: 6′4″

Weight: 280lbs

Birthday: April 10th

Sign: Aries

Occupation: Farmer, Drug Dealer, Occasional Stripper or Prostitute

ROIDRAT

Kevin would do anything for his kids, and got Fauna a pony when she was five. When she was nearing seven, and Gil was nearly eleven, he expressed interest in getting a horse of his own. Since horses are herd animals, and Shoe was miserable, he got Gil Velocirapstar. Of course, they wanted to go riding, and Kevin wouldn’t let them go alone. With Firkle creating Ringa, he figured he should get a horse, too, so they could go riding as a family. Following the trend of Chinpokomon names for the horses, Kevin ended up at Roidrat. It was the only one he could remember, as he didn’t get as into it when he was a kid. Roidrat is kind of a grumpy old man, and only really shows respect to Kevin, Annie, and Firkle. Anyone that can prove themselves worthy of his time, really, but it takes a lot of patience and dedication. Or owning and being the creator of a goddamn hand horse.

QUICK FACTS

Kevin is the eldest son of Stuart and Carol McCormick, the elder brother to Kenny and Karen, married to Christie, and the father of Gil and Fauna.

Kevin will do literally anything for his kids, including but not limited to: Occasional shifts at the Peppermint Hippo, whoring around to get money/things for them, making and selling drugs for Tweek, unlicensed pest control, cattle farming, and selling his own plasma.

Doesn’t always see eye to eye with Kenny, but still cares about him in his own way. He’s always rougher with men than he is women, and typically treats Kenny like his brother. He forgets that everyone likes a little softness sometimes.

Typically a man of few words, he doesn’t talk a lot if it isn’t important. He’s happy to be quiet and work with his hands.

He does most of the household or farm-related repairs himself.

Christie and Kevin are still technically married because she refuses to let him serve her divorce papers. She hopes to use this fact to see her kids again so she can have another chance to end them.

Kevin and Firkle are insanely close.

Kevin can be very stubborn and protective once someone has climbed over the walls he’s built, and he will defend them until his dying breath. It isn’t easy to get to that point.

His favorite food is waffles and he will put away a whole box if he’s allowed to.

Headcanon Masterlist

TAGS LIST

Lord Sent Down Some Angels And They'd Better Have Guns (Kevin McCormick)

Give Me The Pain The Gain (Kevin Musings)

We Hang Like Sneakers From The Power Lines (Kevin Aesthetic)

You’re The Star You Want To Be (Kevin Closet)

If Kevin Wants His Money Just Give Him His Money (Kevin Headcanons)

A Rural Noun Simple Adjective (Kevin Journal Entries)

Will You Remember Me? (Kevin and Gil)

I’ll Never Beat The View Of My Front Porch Looking In (Kevin and Fauna)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@nxwkid​ -  - Douchebag/New Kid/Alex -What If You're Just An Empty Shell? All Your Spare Parts Were Used Up By Someone Else (Kevin and Alex - Nxwkid)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - Blood's On My Hands Now (Kevin And Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Henrietta - I Don’t Want To Stop You I Just Want To Know (Kevin and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Annie - She’s Sure As Hell Not Jesus But She’s Saving Me (Kevin and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - Oh Yeah We Got Problems Of Our Own (Kevin and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Craig - It’s Time To Use The F Word (Kevin and Craig - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - Who Do You Think You Are? (Kevin and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

@butyoudidntbreakme​ - Mole - The Only Land I Ever Owned Was Sticking To My Shoes (Kevin and Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)

Here - Firkle - Leave The Light On For Ya (Kevin and Firkle)

Here - Gil - Will You Remember Me? (Kevin and Gil)

Here - Fauna -  Dream Sweet In Sea Major (Kevin and Fauna)

Here - Karen - And That Strange Place Grew Stranger All The Time (Kevin and Karen)

Here - Stuart - I’m Goin’ Home Gonna Load My Shotgun (Kevin and Stuart)

Here - Carol - The Difference Between Us And Them (Kevin and Carol)

Here - Christie - I Don’t Wanna Be The One Staring At The Barrel Of A Gun (Kevin and Christie)

SHIPS

Here - Firkle - You Never Seem To Mind When I Show Up Late In This Broke Down Car Of Mine (Kevin x Firkle)

Here - Christie - Give Me The Madness I'll Give You The Same (Kevin x Christie)

@butyoudidntbreakme​ - Mole - You Get Your Hands In It Plant Your Roots In It (Kevin x Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)