Are you ok Dee?
I'm going to be very honest when I say that I'm not sure how I feel. Emotions have never been my strong suit and death has never been something I've been good at dealing with and having all this so suddenly dropped on me has made me feel empty.
I thought I'd feel something but I'm just sitting here at my desk staring at my monitor struggling to collect my thoughts and not feeling anything.
So, am I okay? On a technical sense, yes. Emotionally, however, I'm going to need some time to properly process this. Hell, I'm not even sure I'm going to be very willing to continue posting on this blog much longer. Probably change the url and leave it as an archive of sorts.
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Eyyy yoo, sorry but I’m probably about to ramble cuz I just had a thought.
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Right so, you know how Techno is always depicted as violent? What if... Techno didn’t start out like that. Like, what if baby Techno was super nice, peaceful, and stuff, but and hear me out here...
What if Techno inherits his violent habits from Phil?
“B-But Dadza” I hear you cry.
Yes, Dadza, I agree. But! Have you seen the Sleepy Bois 100 players stream or even the video Wilbur uploaded? There was a player who specifically asked Phil for food, only to get slaughtered by Phil.
This isn’t even taking into consideration that Phil was the co-emperor of the Antarctic Empire and had gained the nickname “The Angel of Death”.
Or what about the time that Phil and Techno dominated Minecraft Monday?
What I’m trying to say is that: Phil is not a peaceful man.
Which is why I think more people need to consider the idea of Phil adopting a young, peaceful Techno and then Techno later grows up, inheriting Phil’s violence, becoming even more violent than Phil, a Blood God, if you will.
And Phil is proud of his son, because Phil is not a peaceful man, Phil raised him to be like that.
After all, remember, Phil was proud of Techno for killing 11 people. P R O U D.
Like Father, Like Son.
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Uhh. This makes sense right? I’m not alone with this thought, right??? You could apply this to Wilbur and Tommy, too, but I think it works best with Techno, ngl.
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You know how Pilza and Techno are often together away from the rest of the sleepy bois? What if no one realizes they're related. Like, Maybe they catch onto the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are brothers/ Techno is Phil's son but for the most part Technoblade The Blood God and Pilza The Conquer Angel are just scary figures up north. Every time Tommy or Wilbur refers Pliza as dad in earshot someone does a spit take.
Wilbur & Tommy: We should get going now. Dad should be expecting us to be home soon.
Person: Oh? I don’t think I’ve ever met your dad...
Wilbur & Tommy: Yeah, Philza’s a bit... picky with who he meets.
Person, with a small, shaky voice: w-what?
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Accidentally made a SBI God au in the shower yesterday, so here’s some stuff (sorry if it doesn’t make sense, I came up with all this in the shower):
Each of the Sleepy Gods have two things they are god of,
One of the things is “positive” and one of the things is “negative”.
Each God also has two forms,
These forms are the same person, they’re personalities do not change with the form.
They all have wings, too, but they can decide whether or not the wings are visible. Both forms have wings.
Philza, God of Life & Death, ‘Father’ to the rest of the gods:
Phil is the first and the oldest, fitting since he’s the god of life. While brainstorming what he should be god of, I initially said, “Well, he’s the god of survival, right? It the obvious choice.”. But then I kept thinking about it and decided that ‘survival’ could be simplified into life and death, which is what I ended up using.
He was once the only god, but using his ability to create life, he created three children.
His origin form (aka the form he started out with) is his “Life” form.
“Life” form looks exactly how you’d think it does. Think traditional Philza fanart, except now plants can often be seen trailing him as he walks, a side effect of being the living manifestation of ‘life’. “Life” form gives off a comforting, calm aura and causes the life forms surrounding Phil to thrive.
“Death” form looks... well, my mind kinda sees it like how people draw Redza? Dunno why, but that’s what comes to mind. Every non-immortal thing that “Death” form touches, dies. This form gives off a cold, intimidating aura that scares most living creatures away.
Not much is known about him since he’s the first.
Technoblade, God of War & Agriculture, Twin to the God of Music & Madness:
Techno was created at the same time as Wilbur, the exact same time. Phil had originally meant to only create one child, but due to inexperience with creating immortal beings, had accidentally made two instead.
His origin form is his “War” form. A fact that terrified Phil, who had worried that he’d created a flawed immortal being, a god without balance. His worries were later dismissed when Techno’s “Agriculture” form manifested later on.
“War” form looks animalistic, non-human. A bipedal pig, but... bigger, like really big. Techno’s “War” form is the biggest of the gods, and second most deadly, only coming after Philza’s “Death” form. The only part of “War” form that is not inherently intimidating, is his wings. Techno’s wings are moth wings (Calyptra thalictri, the vampire moth to be exact). “War” form gives off a humid, aggressive aura that makes nearby lifeforms turn violent.
“Agriculture” form is considerably more humanoid than “War”, with only a few of his pig features staying behind (like how most human Techno art looks). The crown often seen on “War” is instead replaced with a large straw hat, and most of the royal clothing from “War” is replaced with a humble pair of overalls. Like Philza’s “Life” form, “Agriculture” is able to influence the growth of plants, however, “Agriculture” is only able to influence domesticated crops, wild foliage is Philza’s job. This form’s aura is quiet and slow making those who are nearby feel relaxed.
WilburSoot, God of Music & Madness, Twin to the God of War & Agriculture:
As already stated, Wilbur was created at the same time as Techno. A side effect of Phil’s inexperience.
His origin form is his “Madness” form. A fact that, much like Techno, terrified Phil as he feared failure to create a balanced god. Don’t worry, Wilbur’s “Music” form later manifested, too.
“Madness” form is wearing skin-tight shirt and pants, with a white lab coat on top. He can often be seen wearing googles over his eyes or on top of his head. In this form, his eyes are nothing but black and white spirals that draw in the attention of his victims, slowly draining their sanity the longer they look. His wings are butterfly wings (Protographium marcellus, the zebra swallowtail), the black and white stripes on his wings helping to enhance his insanity spreading. “Madness” form‘s aura sounds and feels like static and jumbled voices, it is able to make all nearby (non-immortal) lifeforms lose their sanity, slowly (not as quickly as eye contact can).
“Music” form is dressed causally, in a yellow sweater, and can often be seen with a guitar in hand. This form has normal eyes, the black and white of the spirals replaced with a calm brown. Wilbur while in “Music” form can often be seen arguing with Tommy when he’s in “Entertainment” form (their argument is always over whether or not Music should fall under Entertainment, Wilbur argues that Tommy’s specific Entertainment does not include Wilbur’s Music). This form’s aura is special as it changes depending on the surrounding music, although the default is soothing.
TommyInnit, God of Entertainment & Trickery, Youngest Sleepy God:
Tommy was created quite some time after the Twin Gods. He is considerably younger than the other 3, but constantly denies it. He does not have an accidental twin since Phil learned his lesson the first time.
His origin form is his “Entertainment” form. His “Trickery” form appeared not long after.
“Entertainment” form is dressed like... well, Tommy. It’s just Tommy, nothin’ real special about “Entertainment”‘s physical form. While in “Entertainment” form, Tommy is able to make his voice extremely loud, easily attracting the attention of those around him. Tommy uses his “Entertainment” form to gain attention most of the time, he’s technically still learning how his forms work, so some of his abilities are still unknown. Often argues with Wilbur that Wilbur’s “Music” form is a form of “Entertainment” and therefore Tommy is a bigger god than Wilbur. Wilbur always ends this argument by shifting into “Madness” form, which terrifies Tommy into silence (although Tommy would never actually admit that). “Entertainment” form’s aura is loud, yet it makes you want to smile or laugh, it puts you at ease.
“Trickery” form is dressed in a black suit, it has ‘devil’ horns and a tail that the rest of the Sleepy Gods assume came from Philza’s “Death” form since such traits are not visible in any other beings. His wings are webbed and featherless. While in “Trickery” form, Tommy is able to manipulate people easier and his footsteps are silent. He often uses “Trickery” form’s manipulation to mess with people, scamming them out of good deals. Tommy in “Trickery” form also enjoys playing pranks on mortals, the people unable to detect him due to “Trickery” form’s silent footsteps. This form’s aura is slick and silent, you almost don’t even notice it.
He is terrified of Philza’s “Death”, Techno’s “War”, and Wilbur’s “Madness” forms since they are more violent than Tommy’s own ‘negative’ form, “Trickery”.
He is not entirely sure how to effectively use both his forms since he’s such a young god. He’ll figure it out one day.
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